Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
Problem with that is that punching his head causes damage to us. We really do not need Hazou's armor to be down, or him to have stress.
I say again:
- Charge into melee.
- Do not roll Taijutsu.
- Pop a Banshee.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Why would we do that when we can use our log explosion gambit to trigger banshee seals attached to LBF everywhere around?
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Ill go for this after the opening salvo. I think we can levy our skills in an ambush as soon as they get onto our turf. We dont need to roll initiative and we can get some solid hits in.
We can do both.
- Location
- Somewhere over the rainbow
If it makes you feel any better, look it from his point of view. That lightning aura is supposed to be an overwhelming advantage against other taijutsu users, and Hazou no-sold it.
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Which is great for us! They should fear the fist.
My concern is there are 3-4 other high statted combat specs with similar boost abilities. This is not super likely since this guy was noted as *the* Taijutsu specialist in the dossier, but I digress.
Erotic meme hazards. I like it.
Seriously. Hazou should take leaf from Rock Lee.
The genin are at the age where this would be super useful and off putting. Plus we already have a rep.
- Location
- Yes.
Wouldn't that...hit Hazou as well?
Points at "Directional Goo Bombs" on the tech tree, and writes a memo to have J research it.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
I don't know. Does it come out the front of the seal or all around it?
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Its (hemi)spherical I believe. The range is given as a radius/diameter.
- Location
- NY
Not to mention who our adoptive parents are. The author of Icha Icha and a Jonin-level seduction specialist?
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
@eaglejarl @Velorien @OliWhail is it a hemisphere or a sphere?
Also, we really ought to get some sort of seal or technique that's Dispel Chakra
- Location
- Freiburg
I might be a bit biased because I read Daybreak: Part I yesterday, but we really should make at least some effort to figuring out what their goals are. If they're jaded idealists who started out trying to uplift the world then got mired in the required power-grab, we might be able to sway them to our side.
inb4 that guy retroactively has Dragon Skin
aaaaaaaaa
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Its likely a sphere (this is simpler to describe than a hemisphere) but detonating close to rhe ground means the difference is negligible in that case.@eaglejarl @Velorien @OliWhail is it a hemisphere or a sphere?
Also, we really ought to get some sort of seal or technique that's Dispel Chakra
- Location
- Somewhere over the rainbow
So! Fun fact: Touma doesn't actually show up in dossier. He's not mentioned under the entry for Cloud, or anyone else as a "high power ninja to look out for".
We should say that to his face; we respect his fighting ability, and if the other chumps would like to prove that they got what it takes to take him on, just take us on, preferably 2 at a time to make the fight remotely fair
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
...Hm.
Can you activate a seal from the back of it (on a sheet of paper?) We could use layered seals: macerator on the back, at zero velocity (so as not to harm the goo bomb), and then activate both, punch the macerator to let fly a rock (it's at low shredding levels) at our enemies' feet with a goo bomb on front.
Can you activate a seal from the back of it (on a sheet of paper?) We could use layered seals: macerator on the back, at zero velocity (so as not to harm the goo bomb), and then activate both, punch the macerator to let fly a rock (it's at low shredding levels) at our enemies' feet with a goo bomb on front.
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Drasky
Dude
- Location
- Over there
This is probably a stupid idea, but I'm enjoying the mental image.
Using pangolins and explosives, clear out everything within at least 40 metres of the facility. Do the same to a ring just outside of byakugan range and a strip connecting it to the facility. Throw all the burnable material in the resulting horseshoe of forest and set it on fire.
Using pangolins and explosives, clear out everything within at least 40 metres of the facility. Do the same to a ring just outside of byakugan range and a strip connecting it to the facility. Throw all the burnable material in the resulting horseshoe of forest and set it on fire.
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
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- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
So! Fun fact: Touma doesn't actually show up in dossier. He's not mentioned under the entry for Cloud, or anyone else as a "high power ninja to look out for".
We should say that to his face; we respect his fighting ability, and if the other chumps would like to prove that they got what it takes to take him on, just take us on, preferably 2 at a time to make the fight remotely fair
Wow! This doesnt assuage my fears but maybe we should befriend this lad then.
I actually suggested this a hundred or so pages ago (ish). We have some decent confirmation that Byakugan is gonna be a non issue so I dont think we need to be this ridiculous anymore.
Also it would take a lot of time to really get an impressive firewall going, yknow?
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TaliesinSkye
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This could combine well with the shallow lake idea for Noburi draining. Firewall curtain on the outermost edge, then lake.
Also, do thousand yard stare points do anything mechanically?