Vecht
Self-Requested Ban
- Location
- Snarksville, Snarkland
YES.
She finally gets it.
Guys, I'm okay if you all want to try and get back with Akane now.
jkofc
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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
YES.
She finally gets it.
Guys, I'm okay if you all want to try and get back with Akane now.
jkofc
TaliesinSkye
Occasional Editor
- Location
- Northeast Ohio, United States
Alas I have but one like to give.
- Location
- Yes.
Pedantic point that ought not to be taken with offense: this should be "macerators"; that's the name of the seal. Misterators are merely an application of the macerator seal which produces mist.
(The imperial march is playing. HAZOU is standing, with the camera at his feet looking up at his emotionless face.)
UNKNOWN VIEWPOINT CHARACTER: Please... No more...
HAZOU: (ignoring the UNKNOWN VIEWPOINT CHARACTER's begging, continues to talk in a chilling monotone)...item three-thousand four hundred and nineteen, sub-item twenty eight: In the event of an unexpected visit by the Oyabun...
(Cut to the scene from HAZOU's perspective, revealing SHIN's bruised form squirming in pain and clasping his hands over his ears as blood dribbles out of them.)
- Location
- Potato land
@eaglejarl @Velorien @OliWhail if Hazou needs to cope by making lists, does it mean we get bonus XP for making huge plans?
Origami Clock
Right twice a day
- Location
- Brighton, UK
Sealing faliure makes list-making a soul-consuming memetic hazard. Hazou is of course patient zero.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
For the glory of Jashin, of course.
HAZOU: (stares at you with haunted eyes) Oh no, (dark chuckle) that wasn't a failure....
Origami Clock
Right twice a day
- Location
- Brighton, UK
Have you ever heard of the Prince of 100,000 Leaves from Mage the Awakening?
No, but I've read some Lovecraft. Similar vein?
Noumero
Omit Needless Words
This was a great update. Akane once again proved herself insightful and emotionally mature, in a very narratively compelling and character-developing manner.
I would like to note that this outcome was called all the way back when the relationship was first initiated (around chapter 95).
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- Yes.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Origami Clock
Right twice a day
- Location
- Brighton, UK
An anti-history that is fed by being written, bloating until it can supplant time and rewrite it to it's un-heart's content. Hmm, I wonder what the anti-list would look like? Everything that Hazou cannot, must not do, given tangible form.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
...This update.
- Location
- Europe
[x] Awaken Sharingan
We are so close!
We are so close!
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- Yes.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sasuke: That's not how Sharingan wor–
Hazou: Aha GOT IT! *reveals Sharingans*
Sasuke: *bashes head against wall*
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Excuse me you misspelled Orochimaru
Edit: if I recall correctly gutting Itachi like a fish and taking his eyes is on the eventual To-do list, right?
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- Yes.
Sasuke is Orochimaru, though; and I can save time typing out Sasuke (6 characters) instead of Orochimaru (10 characters).