Unless Noburi talks to her. Which is something he could do. Find her, get her alone, Noburi explains the plan, gives her chakra if she doesn't have enough. One conversation, bam.

This is actually the biggest risk factor in the plan, I think.
If our complete team is compromised and whoever ambushed us/has an intense interest in us, will see one of Team Uplift talk to Akane.

I think Nobby doing it is still our best bet but she shouldn't be his first target to talk to nor his last. In addition to the time delayed EM cast we should have the biggest chances of getting away with it without arousing suspicion.
 
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@Roomba, perhaps you should add contingencies for the possibility that we can't find Keiko after we tunnel out (i. e., she was captured/otherwise led away)?
 
Hm. Maybe we should instruct Bonku to express concern that some of the older civilians may be unable to handle the sudden heatwave?
 
Hm. Maybe we should instruct Bonku to express concern that some of the older civilians may be unable to handle the sudden heatwave?
Except this will out any ninja that happens to be using an older civilian as cover. Do we know if any of our allies (or anyone on our team, for that matteR) are using said cover?
 
@Roomba - how exactly are we concealing the tunnel entrance? How long will it take? The reason I just wanted to throw a tag in with a silence mine is because it's fast and removes evidence quickly. We do not want to dawdle here when a proctor may be inbound. If we can't do it fast, we should just leave and clean off the tar in a break room later by changing clothes and washing any other areas on our body once we can henged again.
 
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[] Action Plan: The Pressure Cooker

We need additional tableflips for if Akane refuses (plz no kicking Best Girl in the face...), but even just the bomb threat on its own is a good start.
 
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[X] Action Plan: The Pressure Cooker

It's also worth noting that we look less likely to be the culprits if the EM plan disrupts what we're doing as well, so maybe we can set up a pretend clever-ninja-looking scheme that happens to get derailed by the sudden heat?
 
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Wait.

If I were a proctor and I saw Hazou planting seals around and making hints at a bomb threat then I would absolutely take him to a holding cell while all the seals were retrieved.
 
[X] Action Plan: The Pressure Cooker


@Roomba So one thing you should add to the distraction that I think would greatly benefit is jerry rig some misterator seals that are equipped with alcohol from the kitchen (Declare that there is numerous alcohol in the kitchen). Noburi should be able to quickly calculate the concentration we would need to get a large number of people sufficiently drunk extremely quickly since theyre breathing the fumes in (Noburi should be able to do this very quickly, its a much less complicated medicinal problem than poisoning the headmaster). I think we can do this concurrently with the second level game.

Adds more fuel to the fire and gets everyone that much closer to the breaking point mentally. ALSO gets them more dehydrated much quicker than just the sweating alone.
 
[X] Action Plan: The Pressure Cooker


@Roomba So one thing you should add to the distraction that I think would greatly benefit is jerry rig some misterator seals that are equipped with alcohol from the kitchen (Declare that there is numerous alcohol in the kitchen). Noburi should be able to quickly calculate the concentration we would need to get a large number of people sufficiently drunk extremely quickly since theyre breathing the fumes in (Noburi should be able to do this very quickly, its a much less complicated medicinal problem than poisoning the headmaster). I think we can do this concurrently with the second level game.

Adds more fuel to the fire and gets everyone that much closer to the breaking point mentally. ALSO gets them more dehydrated much quicker than just the sweating alone.
Won't that become a very literal fire the second a flame gets introduced?
 
Won't that become a very literal fire the second a flame gets introduced?
If we do it outside it shouldn't be too problematic (we don't want the concentration building up to something lethal anyway). Contrary to popular fiction only fairly strong concentrations of alcohol and spirits burn, your standard 40 proof vodka is not going to cut it, but if we turn a bottle of vodka into mist and everyone breathes it in, not only do they know something up but chances are they will be dead from alcohol poisoning within the hour. We would need to heavily water it down since breathing it in is a much more efficient way of consumption.
 
A quick check on google says it takes 80 proof (40% by volume) and up alcohol to light aflame, and since the idea is to dilute it anyway, that won't be an issue. If we make fill the area where they're going to congregated with appropriately-watered-down alcohol, that should work nicely.
 
But if it's diluted wouldn't it take longer for the alcohol to take effect? I thought the idea was to get them drunk quickly, necessitating a higher concentration?
 
But if it's diluted wouldn't it take longer for the alcohol to take effect? I thought the idea was to get them drunk quickly, necessitating a higher concentration?
Breathing it in gets it into the system a LOT more quickly than swallowing it. It's a pretty direct path to the bloodstream, as opposed to having to go through the digestive system and the liver.
 
A quick check on google says it takes 80 proof (40% by volume) and up alcohol to light aflame, and since the idea is to dilute it anyway, that won't be an issue. If we make fill the area where they're going to congregated with appropriately-watered-down alcohol, that should work nicely.

1. Would being particularite due to Macerators change anything about the flamability?

2. I'm still not sure what exactly would get people to congregate.

3. We should consider how forcibly inebriating civilians might cause problems. Could we give someone alcohol poisoning? Could accidents that result from their drunkenness be blamed on us?
 
I'm going to try not to go into a rant here, because rants are unproductive and also because I'm aware that a few nights of poor sleep have likely taken a toll on my capacity for equanimous self-expression. However, the criticism of the way I handled the last chapter is starting to get to me, and I feel a need to respond. All of this is my personal perspective and not to be taken as a comment on the other QMs' thoughts or feelings.

I'm responding specifically to the recurring issue of "Why didn't Hazō do better?", as opposed to broader concerns of adversarial player-QM relationships, short versus long plans etc. Here are some of the purely practical problems with the ideal scenario where each plan is run through a thorough Hazō/Keiko/Noburi optimisation process by a QM before implementation, as opposed to the basic "Would they catch this error?" and "Is there an obviously better alternative to this idea?" check I use now.

1) I have to use up a lot of spoons which are needed for writing, spoons of which the players have far more than I do.

2) I have to make sure that the plan is optimised to the standards of an intelligence collectively much greater than my own, because if Hazō fails at something, there will inevitably be people who say, "Why didn't he do X?" or "Why didn't Keiko/Noburi catch X?", and it'll be my fault.

3) I have to optimise the actions of other agents to a similar level, because it will be both unfair and unsimulationist if Hazō achieves superior results because I invested all this effort in modelling him but not them. In this instance, I would have had to ask questions such as "What would the assailant do to counter the kind of precautions they'd expect Hazō to make?" This would only amplify both of the problems above, because the next question is, "Assuming the assailant is not significantly smarter than Hazō, why didn't Hazō anticipate those possibilities as well?", and then I have to conduct an arms race in my own head.

4) I have to do additional on-the-spot worldbuilding to figure out what a ninja would do with this plan based on the level of training available to them. Now, simulationism does demand that I do a certain amount of this, but when players complain that unlike Hazō, they do not possess insider knowledge of ninja SOP, it should be remembered that QMs don't either. I'm a translator with some background in theology and social science. I can fill in gaps relating to Hazō's knowledge of the setting, and I can adjudicate whether a tactic or technique will be effective, but I am not going to automatically be better at coming up with ninja tricks than the players just because I'm on this side of the screen.

In an ideal Marked for Death, every ninja would at all times be as competent as you'd expect from a death world survivor who's spent at minimum half their life receiving elite training, and the players could devote all their time to thinking up high-level strategies and outside-context solutions instead of low-level optimisation. I would love to have the intelligence, time, energy and motivation to write that Marked for Death. I don't.

With that in mind, to those who are patient with the present status quo, thank you. To those who actively enjoy it, you perplex me a little, but thank you as well. And to the vocal minority who won't stop asking "Why didn't Hazō do better?", I understand your frustration, and I might well feel the same way were I in your shoes. But unless you think yourself capable of overcoming all of the above problems while still delivering MfD-quality content within a 36-hour deadline every week, kindly have a sense of moderation.
 
But if it's diluted wouldn't it take longer for the alcohol to take effect? I thought the idea was to get them drunk quickly, necessitating a higher concentration?
1) You can smoke a tiny bit and be drunk. Inhaling is much more efficient compared to drinking as far as means of consumption goes.

2) This is less problematic than poisoning the headmaster from a medical standpoint, way less interactions, Noburi can handle the concentration calculation.

3) Weaker alcohol concentrations such as those of beer, wine or vodka are used in cooking all the time with no care about any open flames. If we had a misterator with this setup going in like a sealed closet I would be extremely worried about pressure and concentration buildup giving a highly flammable situation, but if we do this in a large open area /outside and make sure it's sufficiently water down it's not going to do anything but make everyone nearby tipsy after a few minutes, shortly after which it should run out of material.
 
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Sometimes kids make sub optimal plans guys, sometimes someone better comes along and fucks you up.

We all remember yakuza ninja nearly TPK'ing us, things like that happen.
 
On a related note, Hazō didn't have the opportunity to come up with a superior response to the attack because he threw out his hands to soften his fall, like any normal human being, and they became stuck in tar.
 
Have Noburi chakradrain everyone to nothing? There isn't any rules against fighting in the break rooms..
 
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