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Don't be absurd. I prefer to scream when the update actually happens.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
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- The state of Paranoia
I'll do the screaming for you then, I needed a good reason to scream. (Deep breath)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Definitely lupchazn'd. The real faflec prefers to scream and worry always.
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- UK
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- He/Him
This was my reaction when I put the player plan next to the QM docs just now and realised what the combination implied for tomorrow's update.
Good night, all.
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- Yes.
OK now see that is a reason to scream.
aaaaand
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Which is exactly the reaction he wanted out of you, hence why he did that.
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- Yes.
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- The Maple Syrup Mountains
So now I'm expecting that we're not the only team to get this idea, and we'll either run into them while they're spiking Lizardbreath's drink or we find out in the morning that his drink wasn't just spiked by us.
Only half-expecting, mind you, but we can't be the only clients with a proctor in the drug trade.
Only half-expecting, mind you, but we can't be the only clients with a proctor in the drug trade.
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- Yes.
imb4 every proctor is trying to get into the drug trade.
zap lunch
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Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
Also, if something makes the QM scream -- and not giggle madly -- I'm not sure what that means.
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- Yes.
We rolled a hilariously improbable result from a seal failure that resulted in Team Uplift being transported into RL Earth.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
But then Velorien would be less worried about sleeping and more worried about consoling the ninja in his room.
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- Yes.
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- Potato land
I like to interpret this kind of QM trolling as confirmation that the plan was so good it didn't even require dice rolls. Always a bummer when, as a QM, your sustenance of panic, tears and screaming is denied to you by a particularly good plan.
If any other Chuunin candidate not only comes up with this idea, but decides to actually go through with it, then they need to die asap. This world won't survive two Hazous.
If any other Chuunin candidate not only comes up with this idea, but decides to actually go through with it, then they need to die asap. This world won't survive two Hazous.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
Maybe it's team downfall?
KNEW IT! Team Downfall is a negaverse version of us.
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- Potato land
Team Downfall being the Negaverse version of us would make them reasonable, down-to-earth, and well-adjusted. Competent ninja with good execution, but lacking imagination. The idea of messing with a hidden village's legislation just to score more points on an exam would never occur to them.
On the other hand, you know what would be funny? If all the stupid random stuff we've done in the past was also a result of Team Downfall's oblivious efforts. Like, the mission Jotaro was on in Hot Springs was caused by Team Downfall stumbling into Jiraiya's operation. Or Yagura showing up to the big fight would be a result of info they've accidentally acquired. @eaglejarl @Velorien @OliWhail doesn't that sound fun?
On the other hand, you know what would be funny? If all the stupid random stuff we've done in the past was also a result of Team Downfall's oblivious efforts. Like, the mission Jotaro was on in Hot Springs was caused by Team Downfall stumbling into Jiraiya's operation. Or Yagura showing up to the big fight would be a result of info they've accidentally acquired. @eaglejarl @Velorien @OliWhail doesn't that sound fun?
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- Yes.
Pandaa's cheap cost is offset by the fact that he has minimal military training, and his Alertness will be effectively worthless. As a result, even a minimal use of chakra to summon/maintain him won't be worth it.
KAGOME: Honestly, I leave my team alone for all of two weeks and they're already conspiring to subvert a foreign government...
Telling Kagome the story of how the exams went is going to be an... interesting experience.
And by "interesting" I of course mean "explosive".
Telling Kagome the story of how the exams went is going to be an... interesting experience.
And by "interesting" I of course mean "explosive".
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- USA
Wasn't there a trap literally inside the palanquin this last time? Unless the enemy can go invisible/inaudible/possibly-intangible he would have caught that, and either way he can serve as a deterrent.
e: Nope, going back over the update there were in fact two. I say we literally plop the little lizard down on a cushion inside the palanquin whenever it would otherwise be unattended.
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While that's definitely one possibility... there's always the reverse to worry about
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