Noburi: "Dammit, Hazou! I had my eye on her first! This is Ino all over again."
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
Noburi: "Dammit, Hazou! I had my eye on her first! This is Ino all over again."
- Location
- how about no
Oh shit, when did MfD become a Game of Thrones quest? It seems that all of our solutions to our problems were either ultimately solved with marriage or murder:
Chakra monsters ambushing you?
Murder.
Mist missing-nin causing a ruckus in Hidden Swamp?
Murder.
Liberator Village cronies catch you red-handed in their filing cabinets?
Murder.
Get intercepted and captured by Liberator ninja?
Murder.
Need to find a summoning scroll?
Murder ALL the patrols.
Don't want to kill all of the rednecks but you still gotta get access to the reclusive Hill Billies?
Marriage.
Marriage not working out?
Meh. Hey, Kagome, murder the naysayers.
Need to permanently join Hidden Leaf?
Marriage (with a sizable Skywalker dowry).
Nara breathing down your neck trying to figure out how you managed to plan all of this?
Marriage.
Teammates about to kill each other?
Murder?
Oh shit, the murder didn't work. Marriage maybe?
You could make a flowchart out of this.
Well that's easy to fix:
A) "Hey Minami, wait 'til you hear all about our past when I intentionally break OpSec. Here goes..."
B) "Well the Nara are already engaging their heir to Keiko and he's our age. Also, Noburi is used to dangerous engagements (yes, the marriage kind) and you probably aren't a yandere ax murderer so this should be a piece of cake for him."
C) "We live in a medieval-ish society where most of us won't live to see our twenties and our new dad is basically your new dictator. Can't break the law if we make the law. YOLO gurl.
"D) "From my point of view the villages are evil! But that's a terrible argument, so to really convince you I have some lists for you to read..."
MfD: where if we can't murder you, we marry you. If we can't marry you, we try to murder you again. And if we can't do that, things get awkward.
Good times.
Raxner
The most dangerous man in an empty room
- Location
- Israel
Oh shit, when did MfD become a Game of Thrones quest? It seems that all of our solutions to our problems were either ultimately solved with marriage or murder:
Chakra monsters ambushing you?
Murder.
Mist missing-nin causing a ruckus in Hidden Swamp?
Murder.
Liberator Village cronies catch you red-handed in their filing cabinets?
Murder.
Get intercepted and captured by Liberator ninja?
Murder.
Need to find a summoning scroll?
Murder ALL the patrols.
Don't want to kill all of the rednecks but you still gotta get access to the reclusive Hill Billies?
Marriage.
Marriage not working out?
Meh. Hey, Kagome, murder the naysayers.
Need to permanently join Hidden Leaf?
Marriage (with a sizable Skywalker dowry).
Nara breathing down your neck trying to figure out how you managed to plan all of this?
Marriage.
Teammates about to kill each other?
Murder?
Oh shit, the murder didn't work. Marriage maybe?
You could make a flowchart out of this.
Well that's easy to fix:
A) "Hey Minami, wait 'til you hear all about our past when I intentionally break OpSec. Here goes..."
B) "Well the Nara are already engaging their heir to Keiko and he's our age. Also, Noburi is used to dangerous engagements (yes, the marriage kind) and you probably aren't a yandere ax murderer so this should be a piece of cake for him."
C) "We live in a medieval-ish society where most of us won't live to see our twenties and our new dad is basically your new dictator. Can't break the law if we make the law. YOLO gurl.
D) "From my point of view the villages are evil! But that's a terrible argument, so to really convince you I have some lists for you to read..."
MfD: where if we can't murder you, we marry you. If we can't marry you, we try to murder you again. And if we can't do that, things get awkward.
Good times.
Well, would you rather win or die?
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- how about no
You must be new here.
I am all about winning, no matter the means nor (mis)deeds necessary.
All that matters is that Hazou acts intelligently and rationally towards a reasonable, if ambitious, goal; we can quibble about the morals after we've won.
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- Somewhere over the rainbow
From the post directly below yours. The irony is incredible.
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- how about no
Yup; I felt like the new posters should get to see a bit of this thread's buried history.
It was one of the first things that went through my mind after seeing all of the suicide votes: Déjà vu.
If you have the time you should peruse those pages and the first discussion we had as a thread about legitimate PC suicide. It's quite interesting in hindsight when we aren't all now in a panic about the then upcoming update.
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- how about no
There is nothing to suggest that engagement rings are even a thing in MfD culture.
If we are really serious about engaging Noburi to Minami (and why not, imo), we should see if we can rely on Hazou's knowledge about Leaf culture and customs. We had him read all of those books for a reason and if we can now rely on his passive personal knowledge we should do so whenever possible.
Books are love; books are life.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Rated insightful more for the last comment than anything prior. We need to get a speed-reading technique for Hazou.
e:
...I wonder if it would theoretically be possible to make a technique that requires such little chakra that a civilian could use it.
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Raxner
The most dangerous man in an empty room
- Location
- Israel
You didn't see what I did there, did you?
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Vecht
Self-Requested Ban
- Location
- Snarksville, Snarkland
No, don't.
Nikkuri? Nokkō?
It isn't Nizō but I'll take it!
Dissonance
Luna's Luna
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- Ginnungagap.
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- S/H/T
Huh, that's interes..
Huh. Yeah, good point.
... Sigh. One of our team is going to end up married to a sink, at this rate.
I vote Pandaa.
- Location
- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
All right, which QM spilled the beans about the Inuzuka Clan Massacre?
Wait, are we being played by actors or characters?
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
You can be pitch-shifted Azula.
- Location
- UK
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- He/Him
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Location
- ...Nice try.
...Let the shipping begin!
Jello_Raptor
(Confirmed Jelly)
- Location
- Left of Center
Are we polyshipping the QMs now?
*sighs, goes to update the shipping chart*
- Location
- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Strictly speaking, this could still be interpreted as conventional monoshipping, which is a thing that has already taken place (though before @OliWhail's ascension).
Wait, why am I helping?
HoratioVonBecker
Imperfectly Aligned
Really? You should. Keiko might actually be a weirdly inverted Mai expy, now that I think about it. And the acting is phenomenal.
Legend of Korra, from what I've seen, is visually pretty but just not up to snuff plotwise. But then again, I've only seen Season 1.
Also on the 'stuff you all should watch' list is Granite Flats, because it's a really clever spy thriller.
*tries to think of the appropriate Homestuck reference*
*fails*
Embrace the changes and be consumed.
Dissonance
Luna's Luna
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- Ginnungagap.
- Pronouns
- S/H/T
...That was completely unintentional, but I love it.
I'm leaving it in though.
Swypos are OP. Please nerf.
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- how about no
I highly suggest watching the remaining seasons. Each season has its own flavor and from what I've seen many people like the various later seasons more than the first. IMO, the 3rd season is the best, but that's just my personal taste for dark plot lines.
Don't write it off as inferior until you've seen the whole show. You will most likely be pleasantly surprised.
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- ...Nice try.
I wrote a proposal for covering seals in a thin wax coat. Not sure if I ever posted it.
Waterproof seals are established:
Raxner
The most dangerous man in an empty room
- Location
- Israel
What, to preserve them? It's a good idea. I would doubt that the tech exists to do real-world lamination, but maybe there's a jutsu or seal that has the same effect, or maybe Hazo can invent one?