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Hahahaha, y'all would hate Baudrillard.
Assuming that's a quest where this sort of thing happens a lot, I don't think it's necessarily the case. I think a large part of why people are so angry about this is that this is The Serious Quest, where we put a lot of effort into playing correctly and the GMs think things through all the way.

I'd be perfectly happy playing a MEMES quest, but this isn't it.
 
The general election.
From what I've read, the American General Election of 2016 CE had more to do with Trump's side talking about jobs and Clinton's talking about somewhat vague ideals. For some reason, people cared about jobs>food>entire-way-of-life more than first-woman-president-of-America>what-a-victory-for-modern-culture>that's-nice-I-guess.

The joke plan winning, at least by the reasoning I was convinced to vote for it (before I saw it was past deadline) has more to do with it being a funny idea without any serious downsides as far as I could see.
I'm actually quite surprised that people are so upset at this; we've given @Velorien a chance to write some fluff, we may have a chance to bond with Team Asuma, and we should still be able to vote in Shadow of the Leaf next time.
 
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From what I've read, the American General Election of 2016 CE had more to do with Trump's side talking about jobs and Clinton's talking about somewhat vague ideals. For some reason, people cared about jobs>food>entire-way-of-life more than first-woman-president-of-America>what-a-victory-for-modern-culture>that's-nice-I-guess.
I was making a reference to the in-thread and in-Discord response to the general election results, as the general response was "OMGWTFBBQ". NOT the actual political reasons behind his victory.

#explainjokebot
 
Well. That was unexpected. I'm probably the person primarily at fault for this getting passed, and, as OP of the winning three words, could have linked to a plan. I did not because I'm was on my phone and very tired. I will note that it's up to @Velorien how Hazou tries to fulfil the three words. I can only hope that he fulfills it by executing @OliWhail's plan. If not, as Eaglejarl pointed out, it's not like this is likely to get us killed. More likely to result in mind scans, being teased for eternity, blowing cover, possibly burning Jiraiya goodwill, and missing out on some opportunities. Fortunately, we have in game teammates who can try to stop us. Our obsessing about spandex right now is not nearly as bad as Keiko deserting the team while in hostile territory.

Also note: We need to figure out a way to keep this from happening again, ESPECIALLY at a time where the vote will matter MUCH more than it does right now (i.e., right before a fight). I'd suggest pushing people to vote more, but real-life voter apathy and bandwagoning suggests to me this is not going to work. Making dupes is against the rules.

The easiest way to do this is to increase voter participation. I know that I am often turned off voting because of long plans which get edited after I vote for them. Short plans are easier to understand, and thus more likely for casual participants (who outnumber hardcore participants) to vote for. Also, given we seem to rarely get through entire plans in an update anymore, shorter plans seems like a good idea anyways.

Mate you spearheaded this event, own up to it!
Hey there, I'm the one who proposed the vote initially, encouraged people to vote for it, and removed my vote from the good plan.
As part of a gambit to cheer up Akane, Hazou acquiring a "youthsuit" would be adorable.
That was the idea my drugged up brain had when I posted.

Ultimately, it seems like @Velorien just has free reign to make the scene be whatever he wants. I think he enjoys the quest, so he's probably unlikely to kill us? Note I'm not trying to move blame, just trying to point out it's not as bad as people seem to assume.

Finally, I'm pretty confident it won't do anything, but just in case:
[X] Combine Youthsuit and "Whose Leaf Does Not Wither" because please
 
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As someone who missed the end of the vote, I have to say I'm kinda confused. What's with all the backlash?
I mean, yes, youth suit wasn't what I would have voted for, but it's not like we just up and did Armageddon Initiative, or whatever. This isn't a bad end, it doesn't waste XP- why are people so upset about it? I get that it wasn't optimal, but this seems like a gross overreaction.
 
As someone who missed the end of the vote, I have to say I'm kinda confused. What's with all the backlash?
I mean, yes, youth suit wasn't what I would have voted for, but it's not like we just up and did Armageddon Initiative, or whatever. This isn't a bad end, it doesn't waste XP- why are people so upset about it? I get that it wasn't optimal, but this seems like a gross overreaction.
A meme vote beat two plans that people put serious time into, basically. What's the point in putting plans together at all if someone can throw up a meme vote and appeal to the masses that way?
 
I, at least, voted for YOUTH because I didn't expect it to have large drawbacks. It's not plausible to claim the same thing about Armageddon Initiative.
Let me think...hm.

Hm...


Omake: It's all Icehawk78's Fault
"Holy gods, what did you do?!" Wakahisa screamed as the team frantically dodged yet another massive fireblast. "Why are they targeting us, for gods' sake? We're just a bunch of genin!" He dove to the side, rolling across the surface of the water as a barrage of kunai went past, thrown by the charging Zabuza.

There was a flicker as Sarutobi Hiruzen, the God of Shinobi, shunshined in front of them, his staff flicking out with such speed it trailed a sonic boom behind it. "Foul interlopers!" he cried. "You shall not defile the soil of my land with your filthy missing-nin feet!"

"Mori-Clan Final Technique: Unfettered Brilliance!" Keiko shouted. The world seemed to freeze; ribbons of chakra lightning catapulted from the sky and earth, leaping into her body and connecting her to everything around her. She reached out, grabbing her teammates by the back of their necks, and stepped to the side, dragging them with her. Hiruzen's staff flicked past her shoulder, missing by less than an inch.

The Hokage shifted his staff to a one-handed grip so that he could slash sideways while forming a jutsu with his free hand. A ball of destructive raiton energy formed, growing rapidly as his fingers danced through the seals. Keiko bent at the waist, yanking her teammates down so that the staff scraped across their backs instead of ripping them in half.

"Seriously, Noburi, what did you do?!" Keiko shouted, leaping off the surface of the water and dragging her team up with her as Hiruzen launched his attack. The splash from her leap intersected the raiton ball and grounded it out a foot in front of them.

"I didn't do anything!" Noburi said, curling to get his feet under him as they landed and doing everything he could not to resist Keiko's steely grip. The young kunoichi must have been channeling massive amounts of chakra because she was able to able to move him around like a ragdoll -- as he discovered when she yanked him down into a crouch just in time for Zabuza's massive sword to spin through where his head had been. The weapon curved like a boomerang, returning to the hand of its master as Zabuza caught up with them from their seven'o'clock. From the opposite side, a wall of swamp water crashed outwards as Gamabunta, the Boss Toad Summon, appeared at Jiraiya's call.

The chirping of a thousand birds came from behind them just as the wave arrived; Keiko stepped up onto the tsunami of swamp water and surfed away from Kakashi's Chidori just before it would have exploded through her chest. Kakashi's balance was disrupted for a split second by the wave, giving the genin a chance to get clear.

"Then it must have been your fault, Hazou!" Keiko shouted over the roar of a thousand fireballs arcing down from the sky where an army of Naruto clones were hurling them one after another. "What in the hells did you do?!"

"All I said was that green spandex looked great and that we should totally study genjutsu so we should make our teeth sparkle and that spring was an especially youthful time!" Hazou shouted, "Ohcrapwe'regoingto--"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was in front of them again, his expression thunderous. "Try your smart tricks now," he growled. He clapped his hands together and the world became fire.

o-o-o-o
"You think that might have been a little overkill, Hokage-sama?" Kakashi asked carefully, brushing the water out of his eyes. The Hokage must have been a little embarrassed at having a genin evade his first attack, because he had set the air on fire in a one-mile radius. Of the sixty-five chunin who had come along on the punitive raid, forty-six were going to be in hospital for several weeks with bad burns, and the rest were thoroughly scorched despite managing to dive under the water in time. The thirty-two Leaf jonin and twenty-four Mist jonin were mostly unhurt, having all managed to call up a Water Prison around themselves or otherwise find some sort of cover. Even so, everyone was stepping very carefully around the still-angry Hokage.
"No, I don't," Hiruzen said, shifting his trousers aside so he could pee on the half-melted Mist headbands. "'Springtime of Youth', green spandex, and all that -- that's Gai's schtick. I'm not about to let anyone else steal it." He paused. "Also, that Rock Lee kid is bad enough, but can you imagine if there were more of them? I had to make sure they didn't escape to breed."

Kakashi nodded. "You're right," he said, "that would have been awful. Someone should have told them not to do that." He joined his Kage in urinating on the Mist headbands.

"I'm sure someone did," Hiruzen said. "Multiple times, probably. Anyway, it's dealt with. Come on, I've got a special lunch prepared for our guests from Mist. I had it brought all the way from the Land of Snow: seventy-eight icehawks, lightly grilled."
 
I mean, yes, youth suit wasn't what I would have voted for, but it's not like we just up and did Armageddon Initiative, or whatever. This isn't a bad end, it doesn't waste XP- why are people so upset about it? I get that it wasn't optimal, but this seems like a gross overreaction.

I think a good part of the outcry connects to my favorite rant topic: Player decisions and their impact on the quest.

Take what Radvic said:
I will note that it's up to @Velorien how Hazou tries to fulfil the three words.

The plan that won doesn't address the issues that are relevant to Hazou's current situation, it doesn't pursue any of his goals, and it doesn't make any bets on how things are or what is going to happen next.

Even if nothing bad happens, it's not because we made the correct choice or took a calculated risk; it's because @Velorien was feeling charitable or just felt like writing a happy update. This creates a huge disconnect between action and consequences, which is essential if you want to enjoy the interactive part of the quest. Why would anyone bother to make an actually good plan if they can just throw any three words together to survive and "win"?

The other option is that something bad happens. This will make everyone feel really wistful and disappointed because we could've voted in an actual plan, but decided to troll around instead.

I'm not sure what I want to happen in the next update. A part of me doesn't want anything bad to happen to Hazou and his teammates, but at the same time I don't want bad plans to get rewarded.

I was excited about getting Hazou to interact with Shikamaru, see Nobby bond with Chouji, and have Ino fangirl over Mari. Now I'm just feeling kinda bummed. Can't really blame anyone though, since I should've said something when I saw the youth votes.

The happy news is that this is just for the next update. We can fix our mistakes and do better come next voting period.
 
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I definitely would not of voted for the buy a youthsuit plan if it was something that was likely to get the team killed. And really, the vast majority of "Whose Leaf Does Not Wither" is going to be applied anyways. Team Uplift is not full of braindead morons.
 
[X] Action Plan: Buy a YOUTHSUIT
[X] Action Plan: Buy a YOUTHSUIT
[X] Action Plan: Buy a YOUTHSUIT

...so long as we go to a library later.

Reading is Most Youthful after all.
[X] Action Plan: Buy a YOUTHSUIT
:cry:

Edit: Because what the fuck people
[-] Action Plan: Buy a YOUTHSUIT
 
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I am, apparently, a seer. Back in January, I posted this, and now yinz have gone ahead and actually voted it as an actual plan. :facepalm:

And yes, I know that I didn't vote. That's because this thread goes through more than 5 pages a day, and I only have time to check in once every four days or so.

On a completely unrelated note, while we wait for the other shoe to drop, there was a discussion of large-scale ways to improve the world that we could resume; a few weeks ago, I came up with this compendium of Captain Planet villainy to permanently remove some of the more harmful chakra monsters from the ecosystem by removing the ecosystem, and I'm interested in what yinz think, especially now that green is out of fashion.
 
Also, because the Armageddon Initiative vote you're talking about is suddenly a very real possibility.
How so? I really don't see how this follows, unless you're saying that impulse voting might
lead to that.
I think a good part of the outcry connects to my favorite rant topic: Player decisions and their impact on the quest.

Take what Radvic said:


The plan that won doesn't address the issues that are relevant to Hazou's current situation, it doesn't pursue any of his goals, and it doesn't make any bets on how things are or what is going to happen next.

Even if nothing bad happens, it's not because we made the correct choice or took a calculated risk; it's because @Velorien was feeling charitable or just felt like writing a happy update. This creates a huge disconnect between action and consequences, which is essential if you want to enjoy the interactive part of the quest. Why would anyone bother to make an actually good plan if they can just throw any three words together to survive and "win"?

The other option is that something bad happens. This will make everyone feel really wistful and disappointed because we could've voted in an actual plan, but decided to troll around instead.

I'm not sure what I want to happen in the next update. A part of me doesn't want anything bad to happen to Hazou and his teammates, but at the same time I don't want bad plans to get rewarded.

I was excited about getting Hazou to interact with Shikamaru, see Nobby bond with Chouji, and have Ino fangirl over Mari. Now I'm just feeling kinda bummed. Can't really blame anyone though, since I should've said something when I saw the youth votes.

The happy news is that this is just for the next update. We can fix our mistakes and do better come next voting period.
Alright, that makes more sense. I still think it seems a bit over-exaggerated, though. I'm not sure about everyone else, but I started reading this thread because I wanted to read Velorien's (and after a short while, Eaglejarl's as well) writing. I understand about agency being limited, but I don't see how wanting or read a fluffy update (which is my understanding of what the thought processes were) is a bad thing.

Yes, @OliWhail worked hard on his plan, and I like reading them. Working hard on something doesn't mean it's automatically accepted, though- that's why we have plans and voting. It's not completely out of the blue, either; we've acted on YOUTH before, and it had good results then as well.
Oi, don't talk about best apprentice like that! And Keiko is smart, Mari probably is, and you don't get to be a seal master by being stupid so Kagome is probably quite smart as well.
 
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