Personally, I suspect that that answer was just off the cuff on the part of Paper and if we start reading in to it as far as 'maybe we shouldn't listen to this advisor anymore' then it might just get a mini-retcon.
It's mainly this. I spent like a minute thinking of alternatives to the blood bioseal, accepting that (in the NPC's eyes) the alternatives would lose some win-probability against Akatsuki in exchange for gaining survive-probability for Hazou.
 
Just tell Mari to lightning-fist-explode Hazou's chuunin ass if we start acting up after we win the Rift. No shot implanted bioseals make it to the Pure Lands, and then we'll just have to run the necro arc from the inside (something something minatosealing, something). If Oro is lazy enough to just tomato sauce us, that just saves a step tbh

[X] WE BALL
 
Just tell Mari to lightning-fist-explode Hazou's chuunin ass if we start acting up after we win the Rift. No shot implanted bioseals make it to the Pure Lands, and then we'll just have to run the necro arc from the inside (something something minatosealing, something). If Oro is lazy enough to just tomato sauce us, that just saves a step tbh
Potential complication with this: I think there is a significant risk that dying might lose us DotB. We've heard descriptions of souls being "washed clean" prior to reincarnation, and we had that probably-just-a-dream with Jashin:
Unless, of course, Lord Jashin was just being fair, and waiting to complete the trade until Hazō proved he could make it to the afterlife to begin with. What if, the moment Hazō's feet stepped onto those alien shores, he forever lost his right to call himself a disciple of the beyond?

For the first time, Hazō found the possibility of victory terrifying.
I wouldn't call it likely that we'd lose DotB. But if I were designing a reincarnation system in MfD-verse, active Out contamination is the kind of thing I might prioritize removing.
 
'I feel I might not' is not going to move the needle with this much time left in the cycle. De-vote and fork the plan (or de-vote and vote for mine).
Huh, didn't notice that.

[X] Action Plan: Negotiating as Men

@FaintlySorcerous I suspect you may have read my comments on Noumero's post here; if not, please read them as it may contain thoughts applicable to your plan. Otherwise, my thoughts on your plan are as follows:
Hidan detecting us while we're infusing runes would be a disaster. The Akatsuki are an existential threat - if they revive Pain, everyone dies.
I would also emphasize here that stacking the deck as hard as possible against Akatsuki is necessary: not including Cannai, or Hazou's runes, or gambling on Hidan being bad at his speciality, is not worth the risk.
Sanity-check this section with Uplift, please please please.
He's the greatest biosealer living, possibly ever. We expect that he could place a malignant seal in us easily while applying the others.
Consider this alternative: "He's the greatest biosealer living, and we have no knowledge of the art; it would be trivial to place a malignant bioseal in us without our knowing."
We expect Tsunade will not oversee the surgery and lacks sufficient expertise in biosealing to detect malfeasance. Is this correct?
Tsunade may be unavailable (NB: "Can not", not "will not") and may lack the expertise (though she has collaborated with Orochimaru on medical-related projects, hm...), but she probably has a good Orochimaru bullshit detector. Her asking Orochimaru if he's done something to Hazou would be one of the few times I would trust her response on, and she is one of the few capable of doing something about it, as well.
We've enacted deadman switches but would prefer a more collaborative approach.
Personally feel as though Hazou should be a bit less blunt about it, but I'm also unsure how to improve it or if it even should be improved (as Orochimaru has utilized deadman's switches himself in the past, like against Kisame).
 
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Potential complication with this: I think there is a significant risk that dying might lose us DotB.
Hm. I'm not any good at staying up to date with the mechanics - does that knock us below the Sealing req to pick up Minatosealing, or is it only catastrophically slowing down our ability to level it up to something useful once we unlock it?

Either way the actual pure lands plan probably isn't "just reinvent minatosealing", given how exp drain seems to work. I don't know what the plan is, only that it is ball shaped
 
Man I've been treating Oro as a black hole topic I have no knowledge on. After QM said I was wrong on a lot of stuff without saying which stuff. Meaning my opinion on him is wrong but without an easy way of fixing it. But Oro is intersecting a lot with how to handle Akatsuki, making that informational hole annoying
 
I would also emphasize here that stacking the deck as hard as possible against Akatsuki is necessary: not including Cannai, or Hazou's runes, or gambling on Hidan being bad at his speciality, is not worth the risk.
Done.
Sanity-check this section with Uplift, please please please.
Done.
Consider this alternative: "He's the greatest biosealer living, and we have no knowledge of the art; it would be trivial to place a malignant bioseal in us without our knowing.
Can you explain why you like this better? I prefer mine because maybe it wouldn't be trivial to place a malignant seal but we expect that it would be for him.
Tsunade may be unavailable (NB: "Can not", not "will not") and may lack the expertise (though she has collaborated with Orochimaru on medical-related projects, hm...), but she probably has a good Orochimaru bullshit detector. Her asking Orochimaru if he's done something to Hazou would be one of the few times I would trust her response on, and she is one of the few capable of doing something about it, as well.
I don't understand this. Can you translate it into something actionable?
Personally feel as though Hazou should be a bit less blunt about it, but I'm also unsure how to improve it or if it even should be improved (as Orochimaru has utilized deadman's switches himself in the past, like against Kisame).
I think being blunt at the end of the conversation is going to be fine. Either he's mad mad mad and it won't matter (we might have aborted early) or he's acknowledging that we're being reasonable and this is going to pass just fine. I don't think there's a way to imply that our death would have serious consequences for him that isn't going to run the risk of pissing him off; I leave it to Pilot.
 
Hm. I'm not any good at staying up to date with the mechanics - does that knock us below the Sealing req to pick up Minatosealing, or is it only catastrophically slowing down our ability to level it up to something useful once we unlock it?

Either way the actual pure lands plan probably isn't "just reinvent minatosealing", given how exp drain seems to work. I don't know what the plan is, only that it is ball shaped
It does - MS requires Sealing 60, our base is still only 54. Not that we could reinvent Minatosealing in the Pure Lands anyway, without reference materials or chakra and possibly suffering XP drain - apart from anything else, swallowing the TH notes wouldn't get us the TH prereq by itself but would push is massively into stagnancy, and good look unstagnating in the Pure Lands.

That said, we already know a rune that lets us open rifts, so if we managed to bring enough substrate with us and we had the chakra (we can't and don't, but set that aside) we could just use that.

Oh, speaking of which:
It really wasn't a good build choice given what we knew at the time. It still isn't, for that matter.
If this winds up forcing us to learn biosealing ASAP thereby further putting off Minatosealing and mid-chūnin combat stats, I'll be a little put out, but it's by no means the worst thing that could happen
Are there oaths he'd swear in front of Summons? What penalty clauses would he accept? Time-bound oaths which end when we've learned biosealing sufficient to confirm his claims would satisfy us.
I posted something about this a while back - see below:
Or even six months. Even if we dropped all our other build plans to learn biosealing ASAP, we'd need to eat the medical notes to get the prerequisites (and we still wouldn't have Carving) and that would put us past a Combat barrier, a Sealing barrier, and pretty close to another Combat barrier. We'd be at 0.1x our XP rate, even with full FOOM it would take us months to even earn enough XP to buy the stunt, let alone actually level the skill to the point of being able to understand and dismantle an Orochimaru-made bioseal.

Edit: Not to mention, who's going to teach us biosealing? In Leaf, there's Oro himself, Kabuto, and … Sarutobi Fumi, I think? And it sounds like she might not be good enough at it to teach it.
Basically, we cannot just drop everything to learn biosealing, because of stagnancy. The teaching isn't an issue - if Oro agreed to this restriction he'd presumably also agree to teach us - but we need to raise our combat stats in order to unstagnate in order to get enough XP to do anything else.
 
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Basically, we cannot just drop everything to learn biosealing, because of stagnancy. The teaching isn't an issue - if Oro agreed to this restriction he'd presumably also agree to teach us - but we need to raise our combat stats in order to unstagnate in order to get enough XP to do anything else.
I'll note that I don't suggest dropping everything - merely that our agreements be time-limited based on our ability to confirm that we're not maliciously biosealed. I don't think we should rush that and Orochimaru knows (intuitively) how the system/setting works so I don't expect him to say 'you have three months' or something like that unless he's being unreasonable, and if he's being unreasonable all hope is lost anyway.
 
Can you explain why you like this better? I prefer mine because maybe it wouldn't be trivial to place a malignant seal but we expect that it would be for him.
Just an alternative that also emphasizes that we (Hazou/Team Uplift) have no biosealing knowledge.
I don't understand this. Can you translate it into something actionable?
Getting Tsunade to talk with Orochimaru, either during or after the surgery, to confirm with him that he isn't/hasn't put anything else in Hazou, is an option to ensure peace of mind. I think the other option we could explore is having Naruto declare Hazou to be a Leaf-nin in good standing, which accomplishes much the same result if Orochimaru is still obeying the rules Tsunade browbeat him into following way back when.
I think being blunt at the end of the conversation is going to be fine. Either he's mad mad mad and it won't matter (we might have aborted early) or he's acknowledging that we're being reasonable and this is going to pass just fine. I don't think there's a way to imply that our death would have serious consequences for him that isn't going to run the risk of pissing him off; I leave it to Pilot.
Fair enough.
 
I'll note that I don't suggest dropping everything - merely that our agreements be time-limited based on our ability to confirm that we're not maliciously biosealed. I don't think we should rush that and Orochimaru knows (intuitively) how the system/setting works so I don't expect him to say 'you have three months' or something like that unless he's being unreasonable, and if he's being unreasonable all hope is lost anyway.
Sure - but under our current build progression plans I'd expect it to take years rather than months for us to get around to biosealing. (At least one year, at any rate.) If there are penalty clauses involved, Oro might well prefer not to be vulnerable for an indefinite period of time if we suddenly die for reasons unrelated to him.

I'd maybe put a maximum time on it? Like, "until we learn enough biosealing or until five years have passed", maybe - Oro may not be willing to accept five years, depending on how likely it is that the thing misfires on him, but it at least avoids the case where we deliberately avoid learning biosealing as long as possible so that Oro is incentivized to keep us alive.

We could also tie it to "maximum time or have taught someone else runecrafting", if we think Oro will accept the idea that we teach anyone other than him (Jiraiya, for example). Or to Tsunade having examined us and declared us clean, if she's capable of doing that.
 
[x] Action Plan: Snuncle Warcrimes Experiences the Consequences of His Actions
[ ] Action Plan: Get the Bioseal, Already
[ ] Disregard, get bioseal.
[x] Action Plan: Negotiating as Men

Look, if we had a line on additional information coming in, maybe we'd have a reason to reconsider. But the Team Uplift conversation fundamentally did not engage with the idea that without the bioseals we are going to die. Hidan will appear at the RER platform and Hazo will die. Akatsuki will have a brawl with whatever Jonin Leaf can assemble, and if it goes badly then Hazo will die.

Maybe CR39 is enough to summon Cannai. That'd be neat, but there is not enough in-universe evidence to think so with any degree of confidence. Oro's prior is that chunnin reserves won't cut it. Noburi hasn't made any kind of prediction or reassurance using his Medical knowledge & Bloodline Perceptions & years of experience as a Summoner. Hazo has claimed to be "quite close" based on maybe-wishful-thinking.

If the QMs wanted to give us Omens, they could have Noburi make a Medknow research roll about Hazo's standing in the distribution of Chakra Capacity. They could have him use MS8 to evaluate the % completion of the summoning (with overcharge). It beggars belief that ninja have no insight about how close they are to competency when they are practicing a new skill, so Hazo himself could develop a more informative intuition than what he claimed to Oro, or he could ask Cannai about previous summonings to the Human Path. The choice about what kind of information becomes available to Hazo + the Hivemind is not strictly determined by "simulationism". There is discretion about what levers are visible to players, what levers are movable, and even what levers exist. They have set up a game-state where the players are asked to choose between survival % and success %. If we were using compells, wouldn't our established characterization make HazoPilot himself willing to go Pretty Damn Far?



Anyway, all this panic about "killswitches" seems wildly overblown to me. Oro's basic physical existence is more than sufficient to execute Hazo. I don't think that a fully-buffed Team Uplift would deter Oro if he really decided that Hazo needed to die within the next 10 rounds. Is there any marginal change in Oro's lethality if Hazo's got a bioseal in him? I don't see it.



As for the plans, I think it is a mistake to ask Oro about the 'Nephew' moniker in Negotiating as Men, and I think that Consequences of His Actions has over-promised with the Spitballing section.
 
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[X] Action Plan: Negotiating as Men

I kinda sorta don't want to get the bioseals. I think a full leaf assault could be successful and keep Hazo alive as the main character of the quest we've all been enjoying for so long while the bioseals have a larger chance of outright ending the quest. People bitching about our teammates being useless for suggesting Hazo not suicide is pretty weird, imo, since I fundamentally share their position. Being the big damn hero and dying to save the setting without even knowing if we've actually saved the setting at all is just a different flavor of bad end, as far as we the readers are concerned. Why insult characters for saying 'actually we'd like to not bad-end the quest, please.'? I feel the same way.

On the other hand, I do agree that they're all scared of the scary man so maybe can't give good advice because of that bias. I'm very hesitant about getting the seals, but unlike the team I don't agree that it's necessarily suicide. I understand that it could be, but I'm not convinced it absolutely is.



If we are getting the seals, this is the way I'd like to handle that situation. Negotiating as Men is the best way to handle that situation (of the options presented so far) by a long shot. Enough that I'll vote for it despite my doubts about getting those seals.
 
i'd add my approval vote but i would not unvote Noumero's plan
Done.

If there are changes which would win your exclusive vote please let me know but I don't expect this to be the case.
I'm voting for this plan largely because it has that section.
I promise to push very hard to get it in a later plan. We won't have the same leverage to get an answer (probably) but I think we stand decent odds of getting an answer if we ask him during a research break.
 
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Would removal win your vote? I'd like it in, but not more than I want to (hopefully) win.
I admit I also think this is probably a mistake - I'd love to know the answer, but as others have said, I don't want to cause Orochimaru to think about the fact that he calls us nephew and reevaluate whether he should.

I kinda sorta don't want to get the bioseals. I think a full leaf assault could be successful and keep Hazo alive as the main character of the quest we've all been enjoying for so long while the bioseals have a larger chance of outright ending the quest. People bitching about our teammates being useless for suggesting Hazo not suicide is pretty weird, imo, since I fundamentally share their position. Being the big damn hero and dying to save the setting without even knowing if we've actually saved the setting at all is just a different flavor of bad end, as far as we the readers are concerned. Why insult characters for saying 'actually we'd like to not bad-end the quest, please.'? I feel the same way.

On the other hand, I do agree that they're all scared of the scary man so maybe can't give good advice because of that bias. I'm very hesitant about getting the seals, but unlike the team I don't agree that it's necessarily suicide. I understand that it could be, but I'm not convinced it absolutely is.
I'm basically in the same group, except that I think a full Leaf assault without Hazou or Remote Explosives (as it would have to be to avoid Hidan detecting us while we set up the RERs) is actually probably more likely to fail than Oro's bioseals are to kill us. Attacking a heavily fortified position containing likely-at-least-four S-rankers plus a bunch of jounin, without offensive runes as an alpha strike, when large fractions of our assault force are SCs and can't take more than 1 physical stress, seems to me to be pretty much suicide - more so than accepting Oro's bioseals.
 
Attacking a heavily fortified position containing likely-at-least-four S-rankers plus a bunch of jounin, without offensive runes as an alpha strike, when large fractions of our assault force are SCs and can't take more than 1 physical stress, seems to me to be pretty much suicide
I don't think we'd be attacking a heavily fortified location without runes. We'd have 3 days of planning with Oro, Tsunade and Naruto on how to win that fight, and if a direct assault against the fortified position has such low odds then we'd just decide on a different tactic.

Hazo could set up his RER assault regardless of being spotted, forcing Akatsuki to come to him or even wait to see what he's doing. Which is an actual possibility if they don't know about runes and would rather believe in their sealing defenses over Hazo's sealing assault.

Hazo could set up superchillers from high enough that Hidan couldn't detect us, effectively out-ranging the assault. Not as likely to kill anybody outright, but it would definitely take care of the defenses.

Hazo could do absolutely fuck all personally, and rely on the gigantic boss summons to use artillery range jutsu to flush out Akatsuki and force them onto our own prepared ground.

I don't know exactly what the strategy would be, atm, but between 3 S-rankers, 6+ summoners, the planning skills of the Nara and the rest of the combined might of leaf, (+Noburi!) I don't think our chances in an assault are that bad. This was Orochimaru's first plan, after all, and Mr. Immortal wouldn't sign off on it if he thought it was suicide.

The RER ambush is better if we can pull it off, yeah. It makes sense Oro would swap to the new idea; but he's not the one getting bioseals implanted in him by somebody else with logical reasons to want him dead. On the contrary, as the one getting to put bioseals in somebody else, he might have additional, non-combat incentives to favor this new plan over the other that has little to do with the ultimate odds of success.
 
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