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- The Void
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The current general consensus is that we will go once we have the following
- A squad of at least 5 summons each
- Shadow clone 20
- Improved sensor seals
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
A toilet is not a sewer system.
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Everyone here knows that, but they are heavily associated and that would fall under "miscellaneous engineering projects". It's not forgotten.
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- Book Fort
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I recommend that we do something especially heartfelt. Something that especially heartfelt and meaningful. Her last birthday, iirc, happened when Jiraiya was still alive. While Mari's not the type of person to allow a relationship to define her entire existence, they did truly love each other and when you love someone who's dead, you miss their presence at important things like this --or rather, when you're surrounded by other loved ones, their lack of presence can cut as deeply as any mere physical hurt.
Maybe a book? Hazou could write the Team Uplift story, written from his first person perspective. Hazou's not a writer, but he's reaad Jiraiya's works and he's discovered how the written word (poetry, in his case) can broaden horizons and touch the heart. Worst case scenario, it becomes an embarrassing gift that Mari brings out at family gatherings.
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Hazou should write Marked for Death itself word for word
Unaligned Player
Agony that desires to meet Extinction
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- Adrift between sanity and madness
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- Shrug
That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Include all of the QM's notes (suitably scrubbed of course).
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Ok but really though, he could write their story up to present, but then keep writing past where they are now and detail their crazy adventures in hypothetical, culminating with the resurrection of Jiraiya in the last few chapters, and establishing peace on earth
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Our organization is the heir of an ancient order and change comes slowly. If someone can prove they have the
Wait, no.
If they have the
Worse, hmmm...
If... an entity... can demonstrate the requisite fortitude through their inner... constitute (yet not necessarily physical nor biological) parts they too can join our esteemed company.
Is this enough? More importantly, is there any level of woke-ness that can satisfy everyone?
Top soil, or other pre-mixed combinations of soil, is a thing. You can get it by the bag or even by the dump truck.
This requires a massive understanding of chemistry and agriculture. What's even more daunting though is that it would necessitate even more world-building work to establish where the EN is in terms of specific agricultural technology. Then it would take investing a large chunk of time in order to advance to such a point where we have the means and the qualified personnel to begin the revitalization/fertilization process.
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If you take my post as a whole, it's suggesting to take whole top soil from fertile areas like river silt or etcetera and dump it over unproductive areas. No need for understanding more than "this soil good" and "this soil not as good." There will be finicky details like invasive species and proper understanding what constitutes "fertile" and "exhausted" but that's on the level of asking the farmers on the the particular lands and not massive understandings of chemistry and agriculture. Storage seals make mass movement of soil possible at this tech level.
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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TFW sleepybrain parses this as you talking to the ghosts of QMs past.
Unaligned Player
Agony that desires to meet Extinction
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- Adrift between sanity and madness
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- Shrug
[X] Action Plan: Ready Player Two
That's a pretty good substitute for Mari. I'm on board with the scroll hunt just because it's a lot easier to plan for winning a fight than subtly manipulating geopolitics.
Also I'm very ready for us to start FOOMing - there's been a lot of build up and it's going to be so satisfying to see it start working (and I'm on Hazou's side - it sucks to be punching up, and I think that's engendered the kind-of-justified paranoia).
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
@Tua too
(just noticed this)
The time they're unable to be summoned back actually loosely correlates with their "strength" according to the rulesdoc and may vary. What I'm getting from this is and the fact that we could summon him so much is that hes pretty weaksauce.
@eaglejarl
Can we get a chakra cost for summoning Candoru?
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[X] Action Plan: Nobster
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- Book Fort
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I think those notes were among the things that Jiraiya left for Naruto (operating under the assumption that Hazou and Naruto would be best pals and share knowledge freely). I remember that we very briefly discussed the idea of copying Jiraiya's notes and the bijuu seal with the Iron Nerve, so that we'd have the info engraved in Hazou's mind, but I think we just ended up just giving Naruto his inheritance in good faith. So unless Mari pulled a sneaky and transcribed a copy and hid it somewhere (completely possible), I don't think we have it.
Or maybe we do have it, tucked away somewhere, and I've simply forgotten. Should we summon the loremaster? Ph'nglui mglw'nafh
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[X] Action Plan: Nobster
FTFY, our Loremaster doesn't share his summoning ritual with a creature as plain and weak as Cthulhu
FTFY, our Loremaster doesn't share his summoning ritual with a creature as plain and weak as Cthulhu
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Naruto only got his Jutsu notes. Everything else belongs to us
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- Book Fort
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You literally made me laugh out loud with that. Not a sharp exhale, or a short "ha," but a multi-syllabic laugh. x3
Thanks for the clarification! ^.^
I remembered that there was some minor discussion about making I.N. copies of the bijuu-seal notes and some of the more interesting techniques, but I couldn't remember if giving Naruto "Jiraiya's jutsu notes" also extended to the notes about training one's elemental affinities.
I mean, hopefully Hazou's relationship with Naruto will get to the point where they share such information freely between each other. I doubt it'll ever happen, but I can hope. And not just because it's a good idea to not have the ire of the walking chakra nuke who's also undoubtedly-a-future-Hokage. It's also just a damned shame that Jiraiya's son-at-heart Naruto isn't at least on friendly terms with Jiraiya's legal clan. Unfortunately, other than repeatedly showing that Hazou really is what he claims to be --through actions, rather than words --I can't really think of anything that would change Naruto's opinion on Hazou.
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