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Actually, not just "something", violate AMITY, for which punishment is already their village's destruction, and do so by entering a suicidal fight against the Akatsuki!
We're not asking them to personally attack any other AMITY village, or approach within five miles of the Akatsuki. We just need a crapload of chakra to speed up the process of earthshaping and emplacing some weird statuary. Leaf has very visibly explored using earth jutsu to benefit civilians, and Tsunade does confusing public-health stuff all the time, right? If Itachi asks, tell him she threatened you, and said the full explanation takes too long while people were dying.
 
We're not asking them to personally attack any other AMITY village, or approach within five miles of the Akatsuki. We just need a crapload of chakra to speed up the process of earthshaping and emplacing some weird statuary. Leaf has very visibly explored using earth jutsu to benefit civilians, and Tsunade does confusing public-health stuff all the time, right? If Itachi asks, tell him she threatened you, and said the full explanation takes too long while people were dying.
We mostly need the chakra to Summon, I think.
 
Wait, but if this is the case (ninja we attack/capture will betray us to Akatsuki), shouldn't we also be concerned that any escapees of an assault would warn Akatsuki?
Force Dome to hopefully prevent escapes, and yes, we'll need to beat them to the Rift. They'll probably head to Rain, since they don't know Konan is surveiling Leaf which means we can beat them to O'uzu. But we'd be on a timer from that moment.
They'll fight to the death to avoid... being paid for a straightforward job by their nominal allies? And are so committed to such hosility that Mari, a social-spec Jonin, has no relevant chance of even short-term success?

...why are we trying to save these people, again?
We are trying to save the civvies, not the ninja. The ninja are probably getting turned into bioseals.
The Toad Sages are our only probable source of Itachi-level exotic effects in terms of power and versatility (aside from Hazou's own runes); I would prioritize their summoning quite heavily. That said, aren't they still mad at Noburi?
We'd need to have Noburi deliver a message since I'm not sure they would consent to being Summoned.
The Toad Sages and Gamabunta have agreed to fight Akatsuki in Jiraiya's memory,
We gucci

@Sir Stompy, @Orochimaru, argue it out please
:Hazoulook:

Orochimaru just didn't realize the scale of the chakra we could utilize since he hasn't had as long to internalize the implications of a Wakahisa.
 
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We're not asking them to personally attack any other AMITY village, or approach within five miles of the Akatsuki. We just need a crapload of chakra to speed up the process of earthshaping and emplacing some weird statuary. Leaf has very visibly explored using earth jutsu to benefit civilians, and Tsunade does confusing public-health stuff all the time, right? If Itachi asks, tell him she threatened you, and said the full explanation takes too long while people were dying.
The Akatsuki are not going to buy this technicality and our potential hires would know they won't. The Akatsuki will want to make an example of them.

Orochimaru just didn't realize the scale of the chakra we could absorb since he hasn't had as long to internalize the implications of a Wakahisa.
I believe this.
 
We mostly need the chakra to Summon, I think.
We wouldn't be telling the minor village we're hiring about that part of the plan if we can avoid it, though, since bankrolling a Zoo Rush looks a lot more like complicity in an AMITY violation.
The Akatsuki are not going to buy this technicality and our potential hires would know they won't. The Akatsuki will want to make an example of them.
Could we at least ask Mari about the feasibility of setting up the prospective chakra sellers with whatever degree of plausible deniability they'd consider acceptable, and/or running a short con with an extravagant budget, rather than OOC assuming diplomacy is doomed and skipping straight to violence?
 
Alternative proposal : could we just *hire* 200 ninja from a minor village ? Do we need to kidnap them ?
"Please accept this massive pile of money so my friend here can use his bloodline on you. It will leave you drained of chakra and unable to defend yourself. Yes, you can trust us not to just grab the gold back afterwards; what a ridiculous question!"
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I have some proposed changes. I am specifically attached to the line about how Noburi should interact with Orochimaru going forward; it's extremely actional actionable, and we don't want to have it become a problem later.

I am concerned that the team is going to reject slurping a village because Orochimaru will simply kill them and that's frankly horrific. Pointing out that Tsunade's presence means they likely survive seems important. As it stands, I expect this to be vetoed and hard.

Cannai also straight up told us to lean on the fact that we've been running messages, so I added that in, too. Wordcount is preserved.
  • Noburi:
    • Hazou's disappointed. He really wanted Noburi watching but he screwed that up.
      • We've been there; we'll skip the dressing-down.
      • Next time, treat Orochimaru like Tsunade before coffee.
    • Welcome to the 'I-pissed-off-all-three-Sannin-and-survived' club.
  • Cannai:
    • Summon him with Mild overcharge (immediately Noburi-treated) once you've recovered.
      • If successful, have him meet the team.
    • Reverse-summon to visit Dogs that might agree to join the Riftwar.
      • Be respectful. Be mindful we're nothing like Kakashi.
      • Emphasize the fight's importance. Note our service to Dog (message running) during our war.
      • Accept any declinations gracefully.
  • Discuss the following with the team and, if they approve, Orochimaru.
    • We'll need oceans of chakra for Bosses, summon armies, runes, and Sannin SCs.
      • Ideally, 100-200 chuunin-level batteries.
    • Suggestion: raid (Tea/Moon/Noodle) en-route to O'Uzu.
      • Trap it under Force Domes, Iron Earth, and Air-Leadeners.
      • Commence mass SC assault via Tsunade, Orochimaru, Mari.
        • Maris freeze targets via TLitF, Orochimarus paralyze them, Tsunades do battlefield control.
      • Transport them in a net suspended between Tsunade's SCs.
    • It'll have extreme geopolitical consequences, but it significantly boosts our chances. If we lose, there's no future anyway.
      • Tsunade's presence means they're less likely to wind up dead - just kidnapped.
      • Bonus: fewer Leaf ninja are needed, lowering the operation's profile.
    • Alternatively/additionally: use Orochimaru's cultists? Orochimaru/Endo might know where their groups are; they may be fairly populous...
  • Grind runic veterancy whenever possible:
    • Prioritize RER2. Invoke/Reroll/Timeladder per Hazou's preferences.
    • Secondary priorities: Ninja Radar, Force Dome. Target: reliable double-timeladdered infusion.
    • If we deplete our chakra, send Noburi and a Hazou SC to resupply from Orochimaru.
  • Misc:
    • Test how much earth Force Dome's chakra pillar pierces.
    • Declare (1FP): Hazou advised Naruto to order Leaf Summoners to monofocus training CR and getting their Summons' favor, maximizing the chance of them summoning Bosses for Riftwar.
      • (Buy this after veterancy-grinding.)
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@FaintlySorcerous I have posted thoughts on your plan here in case you missed them.
Pending @Noumero's acceptance of my proposed changes I'm taking my plan down. If not, my plan will become a fork of his as above. My principle concern is not chewing Noburi out when we have QM WoG that he basically had a panic attack.
 
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Moderately rewrote my plan, adding more ideas about sourcing chakra. I strongly predict that they are not going to work and we will go with the raid, but people wanted it, so here it is. @strange_person, @Inferno Vulpix, @T_of_A, @ProperAttorney, I recall you were interested? Look it over, see if you want anything changed.

This bumped the plan to the next word-count tier, so I re-expanded the Noburi section.

Incorporated most of your suggestions too, @FaintlySorcerous.

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Word count: <400
  • Noburi:
    • Hazou's disappointed. He really wanted Noburi watching, but he screwed that up.
      • Hazou's been there; he'll skip the dressing-down.
      • Next time, treat Orochimaru like Tsunade before coffee.
    • Welcome to the 'I-pissed-off-all-three-Sannin-and-survived' club.
  • Cannai:
    • Summon him with Mild overcharge (immediately Noburi-treated) once you've recovered.
      • If successful, have him meet the team.
    • Reverse-summon to visit Dogs that might agree to join the Riftwar.
      • Be respectful. Be mindful we're nothing like Kakashi.
      • Emphasize the fight's importance. Note our service to Dog (message running) during our war.
      • Accept any declinations gracefully.
  • Discuss ideas for sourcing chakra with the team and, if they approve, Orochimaru.
    • Context: We'll need oceans of chakra for Bosses, Zoo Rush, runes, and Sannin SCs.
      • Optimally, 100-200 chuunin-level batteries.
      • Ideally, they wouldn't be Leaf. (Allowing us to extract only Tsunade and Summoners from Leaf, making it unlikely the Akatsuki at Leaf are tipped off.)
    • Recruit Moon's ninja. Their village was ransacked by Hidan recently. If we explain our anti-Akatsuki mission, and pay them tons of gold, may they be willing to assist?
      • Would they fear AMITY's reprisal if we lose more than they hate the Akatsuki?
      • Is there enough survivors?
    • Raid a minor village (Tea/Moon/Noodle) en-route to O'Uzu.
      • Plan:
        • Trap it under Force Domes, Iron Earth, and Air-Leadeners.
        • Commence mass SC assault via Tsunade, Orochimaru, Mari.
        • Maris freeze targets via TLitF, Orochimarus paralyze them, Noburi drains to unconsciousness.
        • Transport them in a net suspended between Tsunade's SCs.
      • It's extreme and it'll have lasting geopolitical consequences, but it significantly boosts our chances.
        • If we lose, there's no future anyway.
        • Is letting the kidnapped ninja go afterwards feasible? They'd be unconscious; wouldn't see runes.
    • Recruit Orochimaru's cultists. Orochimaru/Endo might know where their groups are; they may be fairly populous...
  • Grind runic veterancy whenever possible:
    • Prioritize RER2. Invoke/Reroll/Timeladder per Hazou's preferences.
    • Secondary priorities: Ninja Radar, Force Dome. Target: reliable double-timeladdered infusion.
    • If we deplete our chakra, send Noburi and a Hazou SC to resupply from Orochimaru.
  • Misc:
    • Test how much earth Force Dome's chakra pillar pierces.
    • Declare (1FP): Hazou advised Naruto to order Leaf Summoners to monofocus training CR and getting their Summons' favor, maximizing the chance of them summoning Bosses for Riftwar.
      • (Buy this after veterancy-grinding.)
 
Incorporated most of your suggestions too, @FaintlySorcerous.
Thank you. One thing I see missing is noting that Tsunade would be involved in the Great Slurp: I think this is going to need to be something we point out to get TU to buy in. They are going to reject 'help Orochimaru turn an entire Hidden Village into research materials' regardless of the stakes. Tsunade's presence changes the narrative.
 
Overall the expectation among the elemental nations is that AMITY won't last, it's just buying time while people get ready for the next big war, right? If a large number of ninja traveling in a group and selling a zoo rush worth of chakra can't get away from being perceived as a violation, could try to play into that, pitching it as the sort of first strike which would put them in a favorable position for the resulting conflict.

I'm not saying gathering chakra via mass kidnapping should be off the table - we could even set up the runes needed to support that while Mari's negotiating - but on an ethical level, I want to at least give people a chance to cooperate. Girl Genius
 
Thank you. One thing I see missing is noting that Tsunade would be involved in the Great Slurp: I think this is going to need to be something we point out to get TU to buy in. They are going to reject 'help Orochimaru turn an entire Hidden Village into research materials' regardless of the stakes. Tsunade's presence changes the narrative.
I really don't know that Tsunade would care to argue for not killing the kidnapped ninja. They're ninja. I think she's mostly about civilian welfare?

It doesn't quite feel like that situation would activate any of Tsunade's more altruistic instincts...
 
I really don't know that Tsunade would care to argue for not killing the kidnapped ninja. They're ninja. I think she's mostly about civilian welfare?

It doesn't quite feel like that situation would activate any of Tsunade's more altruistic instincts...
I expect she'd be against Orochimaru turning them into test subjects. Even if we just kill them, that's far more palatable to the team.

I do expect that she's going to be a lot less enthusiastic about mass murder without provocation than you expect.
 
Moderately rewrote my plan, adding more ideas about sourcing chakra. I strongly predict that they are not going to work and we will go with the raid, but people wanted it, so here it is. @strange_person, @Inferno Vulpix, @T_of_A, @ProperAttorney, I recall you were interested? Look it over, see if you want anything changed.

This bumped the plan to the next word-count tier, so I re-expanded the Noburi section.

Incorporated most of your suggestions too, @FaintlySorcerous.
Yeah, that's an improvement.
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Next time, treat Orochimaru like Tsunade before coffee.
Can we say "Tsunade in a bad mood" instead? This is entirely too flippant for my taste

Emphasize the fight's importance. Note our service to Dog (message running) during our war
Can we say "despite" instead of "during" something that emphasizes this a little more, it's relatively easy to miss, took me a reread to get the point.
(Buy this after veterancy-grinding.)
"Declare" instead of "buy", also for clarity.
 
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If we're targeting Tea or Noodle, we're going to travel for a day+ anyway. The hours will reset.
I'm confused about this. What exactly is your proposal?

My understanding of what you're suggesting is:
  1. We raid a minor village, drain or otherwise render unconscious the ninja there, and pile them up in a net.
  2. We have Tsunade SCs transport that net full of ninja to O'Uzu.
  3. When we arrive, Tsunade pops the Shadow Clones that were transporting the net and we unload the ninja from the net, setting them up as chakra batteries.
  4. We do the assault.
If this is correct, then after Tsunade pops her net clones, she will need to wait a full 24 hours in order for their clone-hours not to add to her TN. If it isn't correct, in what way is it not correct? (Your statement suggests that Tsunade SCs will not be carrying the net, but your plan clearly states that they are.)
 
Pain was doing Uplift. Some ritual. Hypothesizing but seems like it was changing human nature to fix the problem at it's core, to remove the evil impulses of men or to give the empathy/compassion via ninshu. Since he was doing that, he probably therefore thought the majority of people would prefer such a state of affairs to the status quo. Which makes sense. Offering a villager wealth and security in return for the loss of some of their emotions or having the emotions of their neighbor in their head all the time sounds worthwhile.
People object that Pain did not get consent. To check whether the majority of the populace would prefer it. There would have been complication with Pain asking: OPSEC leaks, issues of trust. Let's assume that he didn't check.
By conscription do you mean a situation where the majority of the populace desire to win a war enough that they are willing to sacrifice a minority to do it? We have not checked with the majority of the population what they want, to justify sacrificing a minority. Yes the major villages (those in power who benefit from the status quo) fought against Pain. They are not the minor villages. And besides it is civilians who make up the majority.
You cite OPSEC concerns with offering the resurrection of their loved ones, just like Pain had OPSEC concerns. There are issues of trust of them believing our word about what's happening, just as Pain would have had issues of trust perhaps of a different variety.
I'm not sure what you mean by a white feather (pacifism?)

Thank you.
1. White feather: As I was speaking of IRL examples, this was in reference to British boys being "gifted" white feathers as a sign of cowardice to shame them into enlisting during WW2. It is less "hard" coercion than what we are discussing here, and I've ironically shot myself with a pithy example after complaining about them...

2. Conscription: I meant literal conscription, not the subset/alternative definition(?) you expanded it into. I'm confused.

3. OPSEC: You are right, even though I hadn't meant it that way initially. We are both constrained in similar ways. The following is an aside:
It would have been exceedingly convenient if there was some way to secretly gather opinions/ideas/consent for this, even if from leaders and such. Maybe in a way that they'd forget it afterwards? Is there perhaps some ninja with such mind-bending abilities, stealth, and general excellence who could achieve such a thing? Could anyone- Itachi. I'm talking about Itachi.

4. Pain: As I said in the first post, it is difficult to accept reducing a complicated context of vastly different magnitudes to: "Pain and Hazo both having their own "good intentions" and not prioritizing consent over success makes them just like one another."
Judges, mothers of young children, and criminals often do that too. They are not the same.

Here are the list of things that we'd have to ignore to seriously argue over only that position, just off the top of my head and including the big glowing billboard that says SCALE:

1. A Good Plan: To what extent are Pain's intentions vs tangible goals align and make sense with regards to one another? For comparison, Hazo is surrounded by people who constantly (as often invited to) waterboard his plans, as well as people who can simply say "no" to him. Pain was surrounded by his boy band of varying yes-men-hood and sanity (and Konan).

2. Uplift: Whether his intentions align with "Uplift" as closely as you say. I think this simply requires substantiation.

3. The ROOT of Evil: We would also have to ignore the discussion whether "evil" is an emergent behavior of fundamental biological and social systems and a resource-constrained environment, and whether a fixed ninshu network/magic empathy would lead to its elimination. Indeed, IRL many people who best understand others use this to hurt them.

It is possible that in a different environment Pain could have been a more well adjusted boy band lead singer, and maybe even someone who could be a friend. Alas, the world gave the child the mother of all nukes.

As well as being comically/tragically evil (Hello Mr. Ten Thousandth 'Anti-Villain' With the Same General Idea), I think Pain's plan is short-sighted, untested, and ultimately stupid. That he did not ask before trying to turn the world's population into cabbages is not the only problem, just the icing on the nuclear cake. Equating all of that with our current plan is therefore an exercise in contextual annihilation, as well as egregious pathos.

Whether some of my criticisms towards Pain could be laid at the Sage's feet too, I don't know. But I'm leaning somewhat positive.

Edit: I would have had a lot more sympathy for Pain had he first tried his plan on a smaller scale, like with a remote village or a collection thereof - or, idk, Akatsuki. And if the problem with trying it on the Akatsuki is that they couldn't then do their jobs, that nicely illustrates how reversibility and small scale testing to verify your earth-shattering hypothesis are important.
 
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Edit: I would have had a lot more sympathy for Pain had he first tried his plan on a smaller scale, like with a remote village or a collection thereof - or, idk, Akatsuki. And if the problem with trying it on the Akatsuki is that they couldn't then do their jobs, that nicely illustrates how reversibility and small scale testing to verify your earth-shattering hypothesis are important.
...You know, it would be interesting if Nagato had used the ritual on a smaller scale for Akatsuki's senior leadership, and decided to include everyone in the ritual because the new Akatsuki still didn't care about everyone else.
 
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