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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest

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yknow, we should honestly have Naruto mandate a Sealing Corps organization for all fuinjutsu users (all of them) in Leaf.

Hazou, Oro, and Manjiro can be in charge. We can hold Oro's proxy vote when he's busy or something, I don't think he'd give a shit. Jiraiya can step in once he's back.

This sealing shit really needs to be heavily regulated lmao. Just, yknow, by us.
 
faflec said:
I am definitely not Kurosawa Hazou.
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Wait, wait! I figured out who @faflec is!

faflec said:
As the hivemind's incarnation of Kagome, I am now going to blow you up.

In Kagome.
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faflec is secretly an incarnation of Kagome! MFW the MfDverse is just a really-far-away parallel universe and Kagome/faflec is the link between them all.

Noumero said:
I am not. I am of the lupchanzen.
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Wait, so how long has Hazō had lupchanzen in his ears?
 
MMKII said:
They don't have to be ultra public. A few runes in a big stone box (open top maybe) with ANBU sitting around to ensure people don't go near works fine.

We don't have to explain shit to anybody so long as Naruto knows it needs to be kept under wraps and makes it a priority.
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Right, still the effects of the runes are impossible to hide, and it will leak immediately to the Hyuuga unless we are very proactive about hiding them
 
Sir Stompy said:
Right, still the effects of the runes are impossible to hide, and it will leak immediately to the Hyuuga unless we are very proactive about hiding them
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Put a super blinding JADL rune next to every rune so no one can look at them, then encompass in rock. The Hyuuga are malding as using their bloodline in Leaf hurts

(Alternatively, a small Darkness rune that obscures nearby runes)
 
Shrooms said:
Put a super blinding JADL rune next to every rune so no one can look at them, then encompass in rock. The Hyuuga are malding as using their bloodline in Leaf hurts
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Second Foundation vibes intensify

OliWhail said:
"I've gotta agree," added Mari-sensei. "A sky base is good for two things: a sheltered location for people to live in, and a staging ground for military strikes by a side that has skywalker technology or an equivalent. It isn't essential for that role; there's no reason the base couldn't be on the ground except convenience. Developing it as a pure living space will be a major undertaking with limited payoff for anyone who doesn't share our uplift goals, so Leaf is unlikely to care, at least for now. If we gave them skywalkers as part of a package with the sky base concept and all necessary supporting technologies, that would be more likely to catch their attention.
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Random thought 'cause I'm sick and I happened to re-read this: What if we put civilian villages on skytowers? Make them self-sufficent, and you get a village that's completely safe almost completely safe (stinking sky squids) from chakra beasts.

Granted, there are issues, like getting water to them, but again, this is just a random idea that just popped into my head as I was reading.
 
MarsIronPI said:
Random thought 'cause I'm sick and I happened to re-read this: What if we put civilian villages on skytowers? Make them self-sufficent, and you get a village that's completely safe almost completely safe (stinking sky squids) from chakra beasts.

Granted, there are issues, like getting water to them, but again, this is just a random idea that just popped into my head as I was reading.
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Variant storage seal selectively pulls moisture out of the air, then ejects into a barrel on command. Have to be careful to add some minerals back in, though - too much distilled water rots your teeth.
 
MarsIronPI said:
Second Foundation vibes intensify


Random thought 'cause I'm sick and I happened to re-read this: What if we put civilian villages on skytowers? Make them self-sufficent, and you get a village that's completely safe almost completely safe (stinking sky squids) from chakra beasts.

Granted, there are issues, like getting water to them, but again, this is just a random idea that just popped into my head as I was reading.
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When we get back we need to retroactively get Naruto to declare this mission another S-Rank mission so we can default dance on the haters with two on the scoreboard
 
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  • Voting
    • Scheduled vote count started by eaglejarl on Jul 23, 2024 at 4:16 PM, finished with 703 posts and 18 votes.
    • 48
      [X] Action Plan: Welcome to Uplift
      [X] Training Plan Hazou: Sealing Step
      [X] Let EJ write what he wants. We trust him.
      [X] Action Plan: It's Not Paranoia, Right?
      [X] Do Sir Stompy's Plan
      [X] Armageddon Initiative
      [X] Use a Kunai to scratch a line through the Leaf symbol on our forehead protector, then do the same for our old Mist forehead protector, and wear both at once to flex on all the other missing-nin
      [X] That one Interlude where the players try to talk to Hazou but instead they try to talk to Kei
      [X] Interlude: Honoka's Perspective
      [X] Action Plan: You Showed Us Your Heart, Let Us Show You Ours
      [X] Marigeddon Initiative
      [X] Legageddon Initiative
      [X] Armandalegageddon Initiative
      [x] Hide Under Our Covers Initiative
      [X] Interlude: Orochimaru tests bioseals for projectile vomitting snakes
      [X] Moritakageddon Initiative
      [X] Ask Tenten if we should make superchiller Runes
      [X] Superchiller Rune Leaf, then ask Tenten if we should make more
      [X] Interlude: Those Left Behind
      [X] Interlude: Leaf Council reaction and action
      [X] delegate leadership back to Mari and relax for once
      [X] Timeskip to meeting up with Noburi. Follow high level security measures in the meantime. Show Tenten all available jutsu and Sealing loadouts. Let her pick which are most beneficial. She's in, so she's in. No holding back. Yes, even Shadow Clone is on the table.
      [X] Dispel
      [X] Desummon ourselves, then Dispel
      [X] Don't take responsibility
      [x] Interlude: Mareo dies peacefully in his sleep on September 21 1071 AS.
      [X] Put laser eyes in the Hokage monument
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    • MarsIronPI said:
    And for our teammates who are looking after us while we do the thing, it's an S-rank babysitting mission.
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    KEI: I will be expecting back pay. Do you have any idea of the calibre of disaster I have been fending off for the last four years?

    NARUTO: [sighs, looks expectantly at Kagome]

    KAGOME: I'm his sealcrafting instructor.

    NARUTO: Yeah, you're lucky you're not in jail.
     
    Cariyaga said:
    Call it an SSS rank mission, the only one Konoha has ever assigned.
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    HAZOU: btw you're gonna have to pay each of my teammates for the bounty of an SSS-Rank mission, too.

    NARUTO: You're going to bankrupt the Tower...

    HAZOU: Given that I produce most of the new gold for Konoha now, I assume I have permission to pay myself?

    NARUTO:

    HAZOU: Relax, unlike most of the wealthy guys here, I invest most of my money into the village. I'll probably be bankrupt again in 4 months.

    NARUTO:


    HAZOU: But you can bet when I need more I'll find a way to become richer than God.

    NARUTO: Is it too late to swear fealty to Akatsuki?
     
    eaglejarl said:
    Scheduled vote count started by eaglejarl on Jul 23, 2024 at 4:16 PM, finished with 703 posts and 18 votes.
    • 48
      [X] Action Plan: Welcome to Uplift
      [X] Training Plan Hazou: Sealing Step
      [X] Let EJ write what he wants. We trust him.
      [X] Action Plan: It's Not Paranoia, Right?
      [X] Do Sir Stompy's Plan
      [X] Armageddon Initiative
      [X] Use a Kunai to scratch a line through the Leaf symbol on our forehead protector, then do the same for our old Mist forehead protector, and wear both at once to flex on all the other missing-nin
      [X] That one Interlude where the players try to talk to Hazou but instead they try to talk to Kei
      [X] Interlude: Honoka's Perspective
      [X] Action Plan: You Showed Us Your Heart, Let Us Show You Ours
      [X] Marigeddon Initiative
      [X] Legageddon Initiative
      [X] Armandalegageddon Initiative
      [x] Hide Under Our Covers Initiative
      [X] Interlude: Orochimaru tests bioseals for projectile vomitting snakes
      [X] Moritakageddon Initiative
      [X] Ask Tenten if we should make superchiller Runes
      [X] Superchiller Rune Leaf, then ask Tenten if we should make more
      [X] Interlude: Those Left Behind
      [X] Interlude: Leaf Council reaction and action
      [X] delegate leadership back to Mari and relax for once
      [X] Timeskip to meeting up with Noburi. Follow high level security measures in the meantime. Show Tenten all available jutsu and Sealing loadouts. Let her pick which are most beneficial. She's in, so she's in. No holding back. Yes, even Shadow Clone is on the table.
      [X] Dispel
      [X] Desummon ourselves, then Dispel
      [X] Don't take responsibility
      [x] Interlude: Mareo dies peacefully in his sleep on September 21 1071 AS.
      [X] Put laser eyes in the Hokage monument
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    MarsIronPI said:
    @eaglejarl, @Paperclipped, @Velorien, I'm interested in figuring out the Nara sign language. Have you already decided how it works behind-the-scenes, or is it something that a humble player such as myself could develop?
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    If you're looking to implement this in your personal life, an instructive exercise is to try to think of the reasons that you normally feel compelled to interrupt in a conversation with whoever you imagine using this with, and then turning those causes into hand signs. You then repeat the exercise with common reasons you find yourself misunderstood.

    Doing some clustering can be useful but practically you aren't going to be able to use more than 10-odd signs effectively for a good while, and half of the first ten you pick will probably need a lot of work.
     
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