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- Can’t say. I know my momentum.
And then registers on SV and joins the thread.And then Hazou discovers the MfD world is flat, firsthand: by falling off the edge of the world, out of the QM Google docs, and onto their floor
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rational rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
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What a way for him to discover Snowflake's crush
"It took falling through the Nth dimension, meeting the omnigods of my land, and speaking with my puppeteers to learn that a cute girl has a crush on me?"
"Yeah, mate, you should work on that."
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- Can’t say. I know my momentum.
I cannot confirm nor deny that I am, in fact, Gōketsu Hazō.
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[X] Do Sir Stompy's Plan
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I am definitely not Kurosawa Hazou.
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- Can’t say. I know my momentum.
We can tell because you've been around since the beginning of the quest.
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There's also the point that if we go far enough out, it would require a truly monumental quantity of skywalkers for the journey. We can have an army of shadow clones manufacture them for ours, and it should be a decent deterrent towards random walking from Hidan after a certain point.
The problem is that Konan might be able to duplicate them to provide for Hidan. Similarly, Itachi's summons might be able to carry Hidan and Itachi. It's a deterrent, but not impossible to overcome, just really fucking tedious.
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[X] Do Sir Stompy's Plan
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Plus Deidara's clay creations/flight ninjutsu, Konan shunting skywalkers to the scouting party via Seventh Path.
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[X] Do Sir Stompy's Plan
Noumero
Omit Needless Words
I am not. I am of the lupchanzen.
I am of the lupchanzen puppeting this lupchanzen. The super-lupchanzen if you will
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Chapter 669, I think? That's what it's currently set for, but I can change it if I was mistaken.
Should be 670, that's the most recent chapter.
Emstar
The Shining One
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They don't have to be ultra public. A few runes in a big stone box (open top maybe) with ANBU sitting around to ensure people don't go near works fine.
We don't have to explain shit to anybody so long as Naruto knows it needs to be kept under wraps and makes it a priority.
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You know, we can just have Hazou make a bunch of random statues, and hide the runes amongst them. If anyone asks, refuse to answer, and people will assume Hazou went through a modern art/impressionist phase
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"We've determined that, for arcane reasons that we couldn't possibly explain to anyone who isn't an expert lithosealer, that the runes need to be placed at centre of the Goketsu Estate. Unfortunately, to preserve their top-secret status, they'll need to be covered by anti-byakugaan runes 24/7. So sad, can't be helped, we're sure you'll be able to explain it to the Hyuuga. We assume the Tower will provide those seals, as this is a matter of national security? We'd love to, but we don't have the capacity to maintain the runes and the seals. Unless there's a part of the village you don't want protected? Would you miss the south quarter if it was obliterated?"