Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
I dont think this is going to fly, since we're stuck in Leaf until the Harumitsu kid is done learning.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
- Location
- Yes.
Sasuke believes that the entire string of events was an Itachi genjutsu, let's not have him start questioning the official story.
- Location
- Under a Rock
Would Punch punch punch be acceptable if
- If we start getting more chakra than we can hold, use it to build MEW walls for nearby settlements
- Wherever possible, use excess chakra to construct or repair walls for a nearby hamlet.
- Location
- Book Fort
- Pronouns
- They/Them
[x] Action Plan: An Instance of Two Individuals Spending Time Together in Order to Facilitate Greater Mutual Understanding, Arranged with the Anticipation of a Long Term Familial(?) Relationship
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- Snowflake
- Snowflake's leading on this
- Wants to develop her individuality, giving her agency and leadership is a way to start
- Lend help if need be, this isn't one of Lizardbreath's exams
- Be patient, be understanding, relax and have fun
- Tone: the crystal sisters are our sisters and have moral personhood
- they're just a little unaccustomed with social interaction, something we, of all people, can understand
- Wants to develop her individuality, giving her agency and leadership is a way to start
- Prepare in standard Hazou Fashion
- Read up on philosophy of personhood
- Have anything you could possibly dream of needing in storage scrolls
- Clear schedule, today is about Snowflake
- Opinion: FOOM can slow down, if it means more days like today.
- Family should stay familiar, and not become strangers.
- What use is power if you become isolated and alone?
- Look at Orochimaru.
- Snowflake's leading on this
- Research: Dimensional-Space Wobble Seal
- A multi-element seal that warps space in the area inside the elements. Test to see if it bends light and alters the trajectory of small thrown objects (berries!). If space-time thingies were easy, then everyone would be doing it, so don't hesitate to go overboard on the restrictions and requirements, even to the points of uselessness outside of a laboratory setting.
- Oh, and double-check with Kagome on it.
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I didn't get that impression. AFAICT Sasuke believes that everything Haru/Akane were there for really happened, but Hazou contacting Itachi beforehand was a false memory Itachi implanted in Hazou.
- Location
- uk
slightly concerned some group of bandits is just going to wipe the entire village so that there's no one to complain. Surprised no one thought of this before Haru though! good for him.
- Location
- Book Fort
- Pronouns
- They/Them
[X] That long string of big words people keep using to avoid saying the word date because of any attached preconceived notions to said expression, but with snowflake
Yup ^.^
That just means that Haru and the Goketsu get to go bandit hunting. I think that when a hamlet/village gets the personal protection/interest of a clanned ninja, bandits are going to keep as far away as humanly possible.
Yup ^.^
That just means that Haru and the Goketsu get to go bandit hunting. I think that when a hamlet/village gets the personal protection/interest of a clanned ninja, bandits are going to keep as far away as humanly possible.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
If you add my misc section i'll vote for you
- Location
- Book Fort
- Pronouns
- They/Them
Done and done. Added a "if there's time" because Snowflake might want to be out all day and I think she should take priority in this. Then stapled on an "invite Snowflake" to give her the agency to choose yay or nay. I know that it was implied, but I want to explicitly respect Snowflake's agency in the wording. Probably being too paranoid, but eh, just in case.
[x] Action Plan: Moving Slowly, But Moving
- Run the following ideas past Kagome:
- A seal that gives an output only near where the afterlife rift was.
- A seal that opens a 1cm rift to a known path (whichever Kagome thinks would be easiest), that destabilises and closes after 1 second.
- A seal that gives an output when summoning or other inter-path activity occurs nearby.
- Talk to other sealmasters. Do they have any useful information on rifts and what causes them?
- Spend time with your sister(s), Snowflake(s).
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
It's a Game of Thrones joke. I never read it, but I'm told there's a whole thing with ice zombies and the characters all ignore it.EJ sounding a little grumpy this update
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
[X] Action Plan: Message Received Boss
- Sealing research:
- Dimensional-Space Wobble Seal
- A multi-element seal that warps space in the area inside the elements. Test to see if it bends light and alters the trajectory of small thrown objects (berries!). If space-time thingies were easy, then everyone would be doing it, so don't hesitate to go overboard on the restrictions and requirements, even to the points of uselessness outside of a laboratory setting.
- Oh, and double-check with Kagome on it.
- Dimensional-Space Wobble Seal
- Go on an instance of.... hang out with Snowflake.
- Miss Newfound Initiative Pants is in charge of making decisions for the day.
- Though, help her out a bit if need be. This is supposed to be enjoyable, not an academy exam.
- Invite Snowflake to Ami-style training
- Perception
- Train with Snowflake in the morning or evening.
- Face away from the sun, catch each of her practice kunai while facing away based on the movement of shadows.
- Perception
- Miss Newfound Initiative Pants is in charge of making decisions for the day.
- Arrange for a teambuilding mission for the clan (plus Keiko?).
- Idea: We will murder an absolute fuckload of chakra beasts and store the remains. We'll butcher up all the meat and contribute a lot of it to the village emergency ration stores and then send the rest to be delivered to villages in Fire.
- Ditto with any furs that can be fashioned into warm blankets/clothes etc.
- Try not to take more than a few days, and be extra careful that none of the less able-bodied come to harm.
- Idea: We will murder an absolute fuckload of chakra beasts and store the remains. We'll butcher up all the meat and contribute a lot of it to the village emergency ration stores and then send the rest to be delivered to villages in Fire.
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- Location
- The state of Paranoia
Ooh, science!
Before we actually get into the main part of this research, lets have a Hyuga look at where the chakra is being used when this jutsu is active. It would at least tell us whether it's even being used in the brain or not. The Nara have probably done it before, but it's important to be able to replicate results in science.
It's nice to have access to the chakra version of an fMRI.
So the placebo effect.
The Nara probably have some people set aside who are using standard meditation or something to test for the placebo effect, but again it wouldn't hurt to do our own section of the study to replicate their results. We should pay a group of people to learn and practice the YSJ under controlled conditions, and explain to them what we are doing and that none of them are to teach the technique to anyone else. Half the group learns the YSJ and practices it every day at the Gōketsu compound, and half do likewise with a fake version that has one of the hand-seals wrong or teaches them to send the chakra to their muscles instead. We'll make it a single blind study so that only the instructors teaching them will know which group gets which version. We can't double blind it or the instructors won't be able to correct mistakes during daily use.
We'll hire them for a D rank every day for this study, and collaborate with the Nara on what methods they're using to measure sanity/resolve/calmness. Unlike most things we ask from him (
), I think Shikamaru will be glad to have more researchers trying to replicate the Nara's results.
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- Location
- France
We'll have to get our hands on a jutsu hacker to make sure that we aren't creating a jutsu that damages the body or the mind, though.
[x] Action Plan: An Instance of Two Individuals Spending Time Together in Order to Facilitate Greater Mutual Understanding, Arranged with the Anticipation of a Long Term Familial(?) Relationship
I'm not convinced hunting chakra beasts for their meat makes much sense (domesticated livestock exists for regular meat consumption, doesn't it?) but I don't mind going hunting if that's the goal per se.
I'm not convinced hunting chakra beasts for their meat makes much sense (domesticated livestock exists for regular meat consumption, doesn't it?) but I don't mind going hunting if that's the goal per se.
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[X] Action Plan: Message Received Boss
Eisenhelm
gran dutch of douchery
- Location
- Colombia
do not mind me, just wetting my feed in plan making
[]action plan: give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, give a man a volumetric shit ton of goats and let's see what happens.
word count: waiting for the thread to keiko this.
thoughts:
let me know what you think, i am not expection this to pass next update but whant to get the ball rolling.
[]action plan: give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, give a man a volumetric shit ton of goats and let's see what happens.
word count: waiting for the thread to keiko this.
thoughts:
- essential food for leaf is all local and imports are exotic merchandise, most food produce in fire it's exported
- hamlets despite being in one of the most fertile soil there is in the elemental nations can starve easily if they have a shortage of manpower, chakra vole invasions e.t.c
- they are also taxed all their profits minus the essential (or at least i hope so, otherwise we will sic Haru at whatever daimio we found is "overtaxing" so he can eat their souls)
- most hamlets must fend for themselves or pay for ninja missions out of their own pocket.
- the few that are personally care for a daimio have it much easy (don't know if true, we have to ask the specifics to someone in the know)
- what is the most easily farmable plant/raisable cattle and nutritious enough to feed a bunch of civilians?
- what domesticated animals and plants are there, are they tasty, is wrangling them out in the wild a death sentence (ask akane, she is from leaf and is the least likely to judge us.)
- can we build a hamlet in the abandoned gold mine terrains that are currently unused, if not, can we suggest that a bunch of civilians "invade the terrains out of their own initiatives" and form a hamlet on it.
- how do civilians stablish towns naturally (that's to say without hazo's intervention)
- do you need to be a daimio in order to tax civilian towns, if so can we have a pocket daimio (ask Mari first in case even asking this is treason-adjacent)
- form or patrocinated a town in order to build a monument to uplift and a massive fuck you to all who stand in our way (i would give +1 RLF XP to the QMS if is the very same that Haru just donated to and +2 if Hazö never finds out)
- inject money into their economy proportional to what they would gain without the ridicolous taxation
- consider a system like the adoption tickets for towns, every six months of so they get a number and can exchange them for "free" ninja missions (first gouketsu then leaf if it works), food, or trade them if they don't really need them; the tickets are wasted if not spent to encourage trading them to villages in need; i am perfectly aware that this will create a mafia.
- force trade routes to other civilian villages in fire to boost their economy once we have our town.
let me know what you think, i am not expection this to pass next update but whant to get the ball rolling.
Y'know what, you have a point, and I have an easy resolution. Here:
[X]@Halberdier
That's my next vote. Use it as you will so long as you acknowledge that you were warned that the last time I tried to cast a vote in this thread Jiraiya died. Perhaps I am just succumbing to superstition in latent recognition of a Keiko-esque talent for critiquing plans over crafting my own. Your call.
- Location
- France
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Well if Lailoken is doing it, it must be a good idea
[X] Halberdier
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Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
New, as far as I can tell. I figured just do the easiest thing and make sure its pretty much useless outside of experimental conditions.