EJ: I tried that, and y'all ended up clan head. I tried that again, and y'all got a more favorable Hokage. What more do I have to do?!
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
- Location
- uk
BTW did we get some kind of classification status for this mission? Do we know Shikamaru is cleared to know about this?
A, obviously. The village is a more important ally than any single clan; if Goketsu are not willing to share fairly easily reverse-engineered combat techniques, someone else should. The fact that they made sure we get the credit if we also submit the technique is a kindness; at the point where the Nara figured out how to make Macerators, they have just as much claim to them as we do.
There's a big difference between being given something in secret, and reimplementing something because you saw it in action and liked the effect.
Yeah the Ami part was a crap joke, but so was Hazou's response. Seems they're both pretty crap at being nice to each other.
A, obviously. The village is a more important ally than any single clan; if Goketsu are not willing to share fairly easily reverse-engineered combat techniques, someone else should. The fact that they made sure we get the credit if we also submit the technique is a kindness; at the point where the Nara figured out how to make Macerators, they have just as much claim to them as we do.
There's a big difference between being given something in secret, and reimplementing something because you saw it in action and liked the effect.
Yeah the Ami part was a crap joke, but so was Hazou's response. Seems they're both pretty crap at being nice to each other.
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- Kiev, Ukraine
Oh, pleaaase! It's trivial to arrange for us to go in Isan or wherever and obliterate Leaf completely with some stupid OP Chakra bullshit.
We can then gather 30-100 survivors that weren't in the village to make a relatively peaceful enclave somewhere in southern ocean. Make it an actually hidden village so that we wouldn't be bothered by global politics. We can repopulate the continent when everyone else die.
The players receive their lighthousing, while QMs still can model a small village, interaction with interesting characters and occasional pirate raids. Win-win
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- Kiev, Ukraine
Wait, scratch that! We should be ninja-pirates instead!
Noumero
Omit Needless Words
I'm afraid that you're right. If this was a binary choice, there was a hope, however slim, that we could all come together and agree which approach to pursue. But it's as you're saying — it's a continuum, which means no chance of that happening, which means we are doomed. Unless...
[х] Install Lailoken the supreme dictator of Hazou's actions
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- Kiev, Ukraine
So, you basically want to arrange for everyone to forget that the quest exists for a few years, right? I'm not sure QMs are immune to @Lailoken anti-memetism,so what will it accomplish?
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- Pacific standard
[x] Install Hazō the supreme dictator of Lailoken's actions
[х] Install Lailoken the supreme dictator of Hazou's actions
[х] Install Lailoken the supreme dictator of Hazou's actions
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- The Void
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- She/Her
Current plan
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- Mooselandia
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- The Maple Syrup Mountains
Approval vote because the bijuu investigation is interesting/useful and Oneiros just fixed my objection to the phrasings.
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- The Void
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- She/Her
Changed checking out Nagi Island to this. Thanks @Inferno Vulpix for the heads up!
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- Yes.
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- The Void
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- She/Her
Always! I really appreciate how much work you put into helping with plans.
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- Yes.
Sweet, give me an hour or two.
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- USA
[X] Action plan: Bombs and Bijuus
Hits the points for the mission for me and furthers long-term goals.
Hits the points for the mission for me and furthers long-term goals.
Unaligned Player
Agony that desires to meet Extinction
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- Adrift between sanity and madness
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- Shrug
[X] Action plan: Bombs and Bijuus
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- Yes.
Oneiros I didn't make many changes, most of it is spelling stuff and shifting over the last two bullet points so they're all under "Bijuu research". I did remove the "Hazou" part of "Hazou bijuu research"; I think that's the biggest change I made.
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- The Void
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- She/Her
Thank you!
I've been assuming that the Nara clan head automatically has a clearance of, "I already know more than you do."
I feel as if I should have solid objections to plan "bastion and repopulate after inevitable human extinction", but I'm coming up dry.
-which suggests that we're not the first ones to think of it...
I repeat that this is a terrible idea, but I pledge to fulfill my mission orders precisely as written.
That's adorable. Have I had a chance to mention my reflexive response to authority figures yet?
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