Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
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- The state of Paranoia
[X] Action Plan: A Little R&R
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- Somewhere over the rainbow
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- Kiev, Ukraine
That's pretty strange now that you mention it. The founding Gōketsu members are off the lists, but Akane is still on active duty and should do missions with her team on almost daily basis. How come Leaf allows here to slack off?
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- Yes.
I mean, that's technically true, but in reality we're busy doing "keep Konoha alive" missions of unknown payment (that is to say, we don't know if we'll be compensated and we're too afraid to ask due to rudeness).
@eaglejarl @Velorien @OliWhail Are all the things we've been doing since the Collapse (e.g., Kagome's seal scribing) considered to be a paid mission for tax purposes, given that they were done under direct orders from the Hokage/Jonin Commander?
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
On the contrary, we helped rebuild Konoha! Twice!
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- The Void
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- She/Her
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[X] Action plan: do you want to steal the bijuu?
[X] Action plan: do you want to steal the bijuu?
- Discuss with Kagome
- Hazō has been thinking about the sealing array that where used on Nagi island
- They did something to the bijuu
- Does Kagome think taking a look at them might be worthwhile?
- Meet with Asuma
- The Gōketsu has some projects they would like to work on that could greatly help Leaf and we would to collaborate with the lord Hokage.
- First Isan.
- We have a lot of experience in the village and Kei is a very significant figure
- Also Noburi's relationship with Yuno is incredibly valuable
- We where wondering if we could convince Asuma to wave the adoption rule for her. To help out with international diplomacy
- Jiraiya's spy network
- We've been working on decoding Jiraiya's network.
- While we are in Tea we'd like to use that as a cover to reestablish the spy network
- If Asuma has any notes that might help this endeavor we'd love to collaborate to bring this vital resource to leaf
- Capybara scroll
- Since Tea lost the Capybara scroll we are interested in recovering it for Leaf.
- If Asuma knows anything about the clan that lost it or anything about the condor summoner we could use that information to track it down
- Nagi Island
- Akatsuki did something to the bijuu.
- If Hazō and Kagome could get a look at the seal we might be able to figure out what happened to them.
- 3 unclaimed tailed beast are a huge risk to the balance of power
- If the arrays aren't there we know that mist has a copy of them
- That Asuma might be able to negotiate for Kage to Kage
- First Isan.
- The Gōketsu has some projects they would like to work on that could greatly help Leaf and we would to collaborate with the lord Hokage.
- Misc.
- Keep current plots going with proper delegation
- Journaling:
- Add reflection on recent anger in addition to the usual.
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- The Maple Syrup Mountains
In case we want a little more than a holiday episode but still want to take the chance to grab some downtime after all the panic, I put together a short plan that should accomplish this.
[X] Action Plan: Time off with our family
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[X] Action Plan: Time off with our family
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- Set aside some time for us all to just... relax as a family.
- Some fun winter activities, maybe a quiet game night just between us.
- We could all use the break.
- Throw some papers around and ponder flight again.
- Paper falls slow because it's catching the air. Maybe this principle can augment Leaf's aerial maneuverability in some way?
- Fold paper into various throwing shapes and imagine them scaled up with a rigid frame. Could a ninja hold onto it as it flies?
- Call your new idea Skysliders and tell Kagome about it.
- Meet with the clan about your... condition.
- We got interrupted by the Collapse, but is there any tests they'd like us to undergo? Describing our experiences to Kagome, intentionally touching the Out in controlled conditions, that sort of thing?
Update the plan.
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- The Void
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- She/Her
Added journaling section to the plan
I don't think we particularly care about whether or not a ninja can hold to the object as long as the principle is demonstrated.
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- America
He's a bit like early game Nobby! I like him too.
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- America
[X] Action Plan: Time off with our family
[X] Action Plan: A Little R&R
[X] Let Velorien write whatever fluffiness he wants. We trust him.
[X] Action Plan: A Little R&R
[X] Let Velorien write whatever fluffiness he wants. We trust him.
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Were it not for the Technique Hacking on the table, I'd think Haru would definitively outstrip the other candidates by lightyears?
Strong up-and-coming dude, competent leadership skills, good jutsu, etc. etc. is a great starting point. Good relationship with Akane is a plus. He's more of a known quantity.
But the thing that would catapult him above everyone else is that he's got truly massive amounts of skin in the game.
NODA: Mostly I'm just concerned about financing the next bar trip and maybe my rent.
AYA: I am pretending to be my dead friend at all times so that no one can get to know me-- not paranoid enough!
HARU: I would like to murder and then literally eat the entire clan system with the passion of a thousand raging stars, but the axe that I'm grinding is too big and unwieldy for me to lift!
This isn't some massive idealogical divide, this is a targeting problem. We just need to tweak and nudge his viewpoint on things with a convincing argument and keep him focused on the big picture, and he's ours.
Send the kid to the gym, give him some shiny powerups, sharpen and clean his axe up a bit before handing it back to him and pointing him in the direction of problems we want to give a good thwacking to and say "Get to choppin', son."
Strong up-and-coming dude, competent leadership skills, good jutsu, etc. etc. is a great starting point. Good relationship with Akane is a plus. He's more of a known quantity.
But the thing that would catapult him above everyone else is that he's got truly massive amounts of skin in the game.
NODA: Mostly I'm just concerned about financing the next bar trip and maybe my rent.
AYA: I am pretending to be my dead friend at all times so that no one can get to know me-- not paranoid enough!
HARU: I would like to murder and then literally eat the entire clan system with the passion of a thousand raging stars, but the axe that I'm grinding is too big and unwieldy for me to lift!
This isn't some massive idealogical divide, this is a targeting problem. We just need to tweak and nudge his viewpoint on things with a convincing argument and keep him focused on the big picture, and he's ours.
Send the kid to the gym, give him some shiny powerups, sharpen and clean his axe up a bit before handing it back to him and pointing him in the direction of problems we want to give a good thwacking to and say "Get to choppin', son."
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