Not gonna lie, there's a large part of me that wants to just explode upwards and then go try to hide. Alas, our stealth is bad. We should be able to hide fairly well if we want to though. At this point, I'm willing to consider mass DQ plans if I think they'll work. I think a mass poisoning attempt might be good (if there's still time for it), otherwise, massive property damage would be good but if and only if we can do it without pinning it on us, which will require some effort.
I also kinda like the idea of faking our deaths, but I suspect that we'd need a dead body double to do that. Do we still have any dead bodies in our storage scrolls? If so, we could just dump one of those on the event, which should shake things up nicely.