From the Water's Edge
DocMatoi
Theoretical Lover of Girls
- Location
- within 2 hours of the White House
- Pronouns
- They/Them
A View From The Water's Edge- A Khemetri Negaverse Omake
(@Academia Nut, and @ the thread at large, I hope you like this I wrote it in about an hour at 2 in the morning)[K] Found Colony- Northern Shore
"Oh, Mighty King of the Rivers, your servant brings ill news from the Northern Shore! Efforts to expand into the mountainous lands there, as is your right, have been forestalled by the barbarous Hill-men, who defy your rightful claim to the lands of the world! Worse still, when informed politely by your servants that the land did not belong to them, they became belligerent. Your servant fears they will need convincing of a military nature before they will accept your divine personage as their lord."
It would be War, then. The Hill-men, who in days past controlled the trade of Tin in the North-Sea, will not surrender to the Son of Khemet, the King of the Rivers. Second-hand reports from other lands tell that they are powerful, having subdued all who would strike them. And there were (reportedly) many who would strike them. However, first-hand reports were few and far between - apparently, any scout who had been sent to their lands stopped reporting after a year or two, apparently having been caught. The last one to report mentioned that he had been welcomed with open arms into the service of a local potentate, his literacy in their rough, throaty tongue being a desirable quality. For some reason, his heritage seemed to be a non-issue. Despite how this would indicate they are desperate for bodies, they are admired and feared by those around them. As such, they pose a threat to your line's claim upon the adoring vassalhood of the world! This would not be easy, but Khemet's Will would be done!
....
It MUST be done.
Made direct contact with Ymaryn assets!
Two Kings of the Hill Enter, one leaves!
Decision?
[] [KotH] Bring it (Declare Great Power War with the Ymaryn, both remain King of the Hill status until the end of the war, winner retains it)
[] [KotH] Give way (-20 Prestige, -4 RA, -4 Stability, small amount of territory loss, all civs that had the 'Take the Crown CB' gain 'Weak' CB for the next 3 turns, Colonies gain "Faithless" trait for 3 turns)
Preparations for the King's call to war would be done. Reports tell that the warriors of the Hill-men bear stout armor and weapons, of a kind you have not heard of in such numbers. This must be countered. You have a great store of bronze, thanks to your wise ancestor's reclamation of the Tin trade from the North-sea long ago. What should be done with it?
[] Arm as many of your lesser soldiers as possible
[] Arm the Nomarchs and their retinues
[] Try to balance both options
[] Hang onto it
BUNGUS(devil) said:Wow. Uhhh… yeah you widdle Hill Folk are getting the Pointy Crown.
Reports tell that the warriors of the Hill-men bear stout armor and weapons, of a kind you have not heard of in such numbers.
…
Waaaaaait a second…
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUGRIBBIBIBIBIBLLLEE!!
Shit.
Hey @Knowledgable Coconut is this metal "shiny and silvery" in appearance?
*Starts frantically sacrificing goats to the gods of fate that he's wrong*
Sivtic said:「Oh no, we have to get into a dick measuring contest. What. A. Suprise.
@BUNGUS(devil)
Shut up already with mass iron fearmongering. We're still in the middle of the Bronze Age」
Aloe-kun said:I see that our servants are still as sycophantic as ever. Good work on that, all.
[K] [KotH] Bring it (Declare Great Power War with the Ymaryn, both remain King of the Hill status until the end of the war, winner retains it)
[K] Try to balance both options
[] Hang onto it
Anyways, we clearly can't back down. No one near us is a particularly strong competitor, but it would be unwise to lose Colonial loyalty. Plus, that -4 RA would be a PitA(y). Undecided about the arming option… I don't want to empower the lower classes and thus promote rebellion, but I'm also too fond of our current lineage to empower the very people who would assassinate and replace it. So we can either give weapons to both parties and counterbalance or hold on to the bronze. Iirc, from the market interlude, the northerners for sure have iron, though, regardless of the naysayers' belief they don't so it's better to not be sparing… Yeah. Let's just release the bronze. It's not like we're going to actually bother w/ the Lighthouse for another 20 turns or so. We've had that project for at least two bloodlines.
Go to war, maybe do a New Trails next turn so that our levies can reach the North faster? Hopefully they'll realize we're a) determined and b) unstoppable and surrender. Easy Prestige will let us make a more colonies, ideally to the south. Or maybe we could try establishing a trade post up in the north? It would be a pleasure to finally get around the Constantinople, and maybe we can use the Black Sea to establish some northern trade? If we don't accept an immediate surrender when we do accept their surrender we can probably get enough land to hit the sea.
@Knowledgeable Coconut Is this correct? You haven't updated the map in a while.
KNOWLEDGABLE COCONUT said:Well…. The black sea might be a bit of a problem… *mysterious face*@Knowledgeable Coconut Is this correct? You haven't updated the map in a while.
BUNGUS(devil) said:Sivtic said:「Oh no, we have to get into a dick measuring contest. What. A. Surprise.
@BUNGUS(devil)
Shut up already with iron fearmongering. We're still in the middle of the Bronze Age
I'm REALLY hoping I'm wrong man. So hard.
Cause we are fucked otherwise.
Bejqalyo said:@Knowledgable Coconut I know I've been bugging you about linguistics a lot lately, but now that we have some more direct contact with Ymaryn, can we a better idea of what their language is like? I know you've said they're vaguely Welsh-y, but, like, how so? Their endomyn, obviously, but can you give us an idea of what other sorts of words they use? Also, are there any notable similarities with other languages around the black sea, or anywhere else we're familiar with?
Anyway, unrelated to that, it's really annoying we have to get this war started right now. I was hoping we could work up to another golden age and then bust open, like, algebra. Our math has been really synergizing with Edifices of Grandeur. One trait I really don't regret.
NullX said:Personally i'm going with arming the fodders better. Those elite guys are too influential in our society. Really hard to transform into a caste system when they keep demanding for stuff you know?
[K] Arm as many of your lesser soldiers as possible
On the other hand, if these asshats are packing iron then it is possible for them to smack our fodder army apart. Shall we bring out the elephants? (You lot did invest in study animals right?)Reports tell that the warriors of the Hill-men bear stout armor and weapons, of a kind you have not heard of.
Sivtic said:「What the fuck?!?Bejqlyo said:@Knowledgable Coconut I know I've been bugging you a lot about linguistics a lot lately, but now that we have some more direct contact with Ymaryn, can we some better idea of what their language is like? I know you've said they're vaguely Welsh, but, like how so? Their endomyn, obviously, but can you give us an idea of what other sorts of words they use? Also, are their any notable similarities
When did he ever say they were Welsh. We're in the fucking Middle East.」
Siegfried said:I told you guys we should Have just colonised Africa instead of going for the near east, but noooo that's taboo. Anyway what's done is done and now we have to quickly subjugate them before the governors get uppity. Even if for some miraculous reason we can't beat them in a straight up fight, we can just burn the land to the ground, they will either surrender or die to attrition. Plus it's been awhile since we exterminated a people. The RA and prestige from it will be very helpful. And it would remind them pesky Kholari subjects what happens to nuisances.
BUNGUS(devil) said:Right then, my vote.
[K] [KotH] Bring it (Declare Great Power War with the Ymaryn, both remain King of the Hill status until the end of the war, winner retains it)
[K] Arm as many of your lesser soldiers as possible
FULL BORE. TASTE THE POINTY CROWN!
If you have iron well we have bronze, which is better one on one. There can't be that many of you Ymaryn jokers!
Bejqalyo said:Sivtiv said:When did he ever say they were Welsh. We're in the fucking Middle East.
Yeah, it's super weird. But KC confirmed that they're speaking some kind of weird celtic-y language back when we talked them into letting us have the tin (which, in retrospect, I bet they're regretting). Their name does sound like Cymry after all, that's why we suspected it in the first place.
BUNGUS(devil) said:Well folks I hope this goes okay.
I'm going to get drunk now on the strongest vodka I can find.
Toodles!
*eyewink*
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