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One of the better descriptions of our collective modus operandi yet!
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
One of the better descriptions of our collective modus operandi yet!
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- The Void
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- She/Her
Currently I want Hazō to become God-Emperor of a post scarcity world. Intermediate step is to become The Mizukage and make Noburi The Hokage
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We know exactly what our goals are; you said them yourself:
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I have mixed feelings on starting WW4 now.
On one hand we are now a part of a noble-(ish) clan in Leaf and therefore our fates are almost completely tied to theirs. Not to mention that best girl lives in Leaf and her dying would be sad.
On the other hand we get to start WW4.
Truly a conundrum for the ages.
On one hand we are now a part of a noble-(ish) clan in Leaf and therefore our fates are almost completely tied to theirs. Not to mention that best girl lives in Leaf and her dying would be sad.
On the other hand we get to start WW4.
Truly a conundrum for the ages.
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The trick is to win WW4.
Speaking of, we should steal the rest of the bijuus. Who says Akatsuki are the only ones allowed to play this game?
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Naruto: "We are people! We have rights!"
Hazou:"Shh, shut up and become my weapon FOR WORLD PEACE!"
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Hazou: "Also, we know you have rights, it's the giant chakra-construct monstrosity inside of you that doesn't."
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And instead of edgy black cloaks with red clouds, we can have upbeat blue cloaks with white clouds! With sunshine, sparkles, and rainbows galore!
We're the good guys! So let us
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something something sunshine regiment something something screaming in troll
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I actually have a reasonable question that won't cause headaches, for a change. @eaglejarl @Velorien @OliWhail how much is widely known about the Big Fight? Obviously Hiruzen is dead and Yagura is presumed dead, but are any of the circumstances public? What about the more in-the-know people, do the Leaf clan heirs know what happened to Naruto? I know that some of this will be HDK, but I'd also expect Jiraiya to have briefed the kids on what they're allowed to discuss with their peers.
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- The Void
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- She/Her
Yes this. I like this
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Clearly we need to get to Sealing 1000 and seal one in ourselves.
Frankly it's the most minmax way to increase our chakra reserves.
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- The Void
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We just need to get Jiraiya to do it
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
*hopes for a surprise Jinchuuriki in the finals*
Wouldn't that be great!
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Hazou: Hey Dad, hypothetically speaking, if I were to find a spare, unclaimed by other nations bijuu, could you seal it inside of me?
Jiraiya: Since that is never going to happen, sure why not? Knock yourself out kid. *Pats Hazou condescendingly on the head*
Hazou: Noburi, I know what we're going to do today.
Jiraiya: WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND AN ELEVEN TAILED BEAST?!?!?!
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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Who put a lupchanz in Hazou? He'd never call Jiraiya dad.
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That is definitely not how my model of Jiraiya would respond to Hazou asking questions about Bijuu sealing.
I mean, he doesn't even scream once.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
Ah, see, Hazou isn't asking about learning how to do it for himself. That's the difference.
Updated Tech Tree
I do keep it updated with things we might be able to research, so remember to check it out every so often.
I do keep it updated with things we might be able to research, so remember to check it out every so often.
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- UK
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- He/Him
Gōketsu Hazō
Born 68 VE
Died 83 VE
"I really wanna mess around with Force Walls to try to make an absolute defense technique. That can wait, though."
Born 68 VE
Died 83 VE
"I really wanna mess around with Force Walls to try to make an absolute defense technique. That can wait, though."
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Obviously we need telescopes first
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
VE?
That said, it can only wait because I'm not sure Hazou's good enough to fuck around with them, and I'm not sure Jiraiya's capable of judging that -- Kagome could, but J-man hasn't known Hazou's sealing style for long enough.
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Village Era, I guess?