"Jiraiya and I have been talking about it for a while now. The last couple of times we met, but also while we've been in Leaf. Sarutobi's been covering for me with clones while I kept sneaking off.
"The fact is, Jiraiya's under a lot of pressure to get an heir, so all the value he represents to Leaf doesn't vanish when he dies. But he can't just marry into an existing clan, because that would wreck the balance of power. So… what if he started his own?
"I'm strong, I have no political ties, and he and I have great chemistry. In time, I think we can learn to love each other. And Mist isn't going to be able to out-diplomat him. Inoue Mari? Who's she? Never heard of her. I might need hair dye, but that's about it.
"But that's not the best part. The paperwork's still in progress—we've timed it so it'll come through right after the wedding—but he and I are going to formally adopt the three of you. You're not of the blood, so you won't be able to inherit, but once you're part of Jiraiya's clan, you're going to be Leaf ninja and legally untouchable. And of course, he'll teach you whatever it takes to make the new clan stronger while it's still young and vulnerable. But most importantly, you'll be safe. We'll all be safe.
"Obviously, we can't adopt Akane or you won't be able to marry her, but if you two do end up getting hitched, then she'll benefit from all this too.
"Hazō, I know I can't replace the real thing, and that I'm inexperienced and certainly not the best woman for the job, but I promise you, I will be the very best mother to you, Noburi and Keiko that I can be. I'll even cut down on the sex jokes as much as I can."
She clasped his hand between hers. "So now you know, will you please give this marriage your blessing?"