My one sticking point on this vote is that we don't take half-measures if we're going to mention Toffee.

If we're going to mention the immortal lizard wizard to the magic loving man who wants to be immortal, we should, at the very least, do so in a way which emphasizes that he is a very spooky murdery warlordy fella. Vaguely informing Xanatos that Toffee is a cool powerful magic man would not be optimal.
I doubt Xanatos would be dumb enough that he can't figure out our mention, I mean his whole thing is plans and testing people as seen in the previous interlude.
 
So is that a no on using him for genetics?
Truthfully, if he hadn't come from a good success and had decenf loyalty, I'd suspect him of just trying to poach dinosaur DNA for his projects.

So, we're not allowed to give away the existence of Hawaii, maybe we could just throw doubt on the idea that its 'disappearance' was Flubber-related?
Government has no incentive to go along with this narrative, it'd just cost us goodwill with them.

Ehhh I'm not sure about going all out on Toffee. What do we know that would make Xanatos care? We don't know the whole "now hated humans as a whole" thing and what we do know (he fucked with Janna's life and friends) isn't really gonna stir him as much as Doof. As for prophecy the term "selfullfilling" comes into mind. Definitely be mire subtle re Shego, the "tell all option" outright states how pie in the sky it is.
Okay, I'm confused. Why do we think that, if we tell Xanatos what Doofenshmirtz knows about Toffee, he's likely to think it's an actual threat? What we know about Toffee is:

- He's an enemy of Janna's friends
- He is from another dimension

Why would this be enough to convince Xanatos Toffee is an actual threat to the Earth, instead of a potential-threat just like every other King?

Remember back before Toffee's interlude when we were still arguing back and forth over wether or not Toffee's conquest of Mewni was just? Just the fact that he led an oppressed people to take back their rightful land against their oppressors does not, by itself, paint Toffee in a bad light. What else do we have to offer Xanatos?

If we're going to mention the immortal lizard wizard to the magic loving man who wants to be immortal, we should, at the very least, do so in a way which emphasizes that he is a very spooky murdery warlordy fella. Vaguely informing Xanatos that Toffee is a cool
Problem is, do we KNOW these things about Toffee, IC? Or do we just have our teenage intern's vague warnings that he's bad news, even though he hasn't done anything serious yet?
 
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Okay so I looked over the times other people posted and well its weird.
One post says it was posted at 2:34 and the next post says 59 minutes ago. Now apparently I am missing an hour here. Weird. Also its been 1 hour.

removing vote. My bad. Sorry everyone.
 
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OK when I can't decide between right now is between being upfront with the alliance plans, and just asking what he thinks about Sheego. The former seems unlikely to work on a manipulator like Xanatos, but the latter would be out of character and thus possibly provoke undesired suspicion. Need help.
 
Truthfully, if he hadn't come from a good success and had decenf loyalty, I'd suspect him of just trying to poach dinosaur DNA for his projects.


Government has no incentive to go along with this narrative, it'd just cost us goodwill with them.


Okay, I'm confused. Why do we think that, if we tell Xanatos what Doofenshmirtz knows about Toffee, he's likely to think it's an actual threat? What we know about Toffee is:

- He's an enemy of Janna's friends
- He is from another dimension

Why would this be enough to convince Xanatos Toffee is an actual threat to the Earth, instead of a potential-threat just like every other King?

Remember back before Toffee's interlude when we were still arguing back and forth over wether or not Toffee's conquest of Mewni was just? Just the fact that he led an oppressed people to take back their rightful land against their oppressors does not, by itself, paint Toffee in a bad light. What else do we have to offer Xanatos?
We know Toffee has conquered the alternate dimension of Mewni and has now created a powerbase on Earth.

OK when I can't decide between right now is between being upfront with the alliance plans, and just asking what he thinks about Sheego. The former seems unlikely to work on a manipulator like Xanatos, but the latter would be out of character and thus possibly provoke undesired suspicion. Need help.
Xanatos will see right through asking about Shego which is exactly what we want.

It lets him consider alliances on his own terms rather than bullrushing him.
 
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We have "He's an interdimensional genocidal warlord."
"Interdimensional" is not a bad thing. The "genocidal" might be, IF we know he genocided the mewmen, but even then there's the point that the mewmen genocided his people first, and Toffee lived to see it. Over and over again.

The "warlord" is pretty much irrelevant, we're all Kings here, we all have military firepower to throw around.

Even IF Xanatos was convinced that Toffee was a potential threat, what in the information we currently have would convince the man that Toffee is currently a threat to Xanatos himself?
 
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@Lab_Accident

I think we're on the same page here. I'm saying we should hint at Toffee being bad news and let the information gap/Xanatos' curiosity look into him. QM did confirm full disclosure would be more presented concrete evidence of Toffee's supernatural and extradimensional shenanigans over "he's hunting some teens" but I'm of the opinion that giving all our info on the first car ride is a bad look/"foot in the door" is better here.

We managed to find evidence of sketchy ass shit with fucking Tobe and have Janna's testimony. Xanatos can probably find more tbh.
 
For reference, this is what Doof knows, IC, about Toffee:
"Anyway. It turns out Star was this like, magical princess from another dimension, and she had this magic wand that can do basically anything. I was a bit iffy on the whole 'monarchy' thing, but it was a matriarchy, so that's cool. There were these monsters constantly trying to steal her Wand, only I think they weren't very good at it most of the time? And not all of them were bad, and I think Star was starting to feel sorry for them. But then one of them showed up who was good at it. That was Toffee. He kidnapped Marco and almost killed Star, and she thought Toffee died but… he didn't."
"A week later, Marco went to check on her in her dimension. He came back three days later, looking like he'd been through a blender. He said that Toffee had taken over Star's Kingdom. He'd gotten Star's wand. And he said Toffee was already moving on the others in Mewni."
"So." You sum up. "There's an evil lizard with crazy magic from another dimension looking for your friend for some unknown reason. He's rich, powerful, and that whole quiet area in the Southwest where it looks like nothing's going on is in his pocket."

"Oh, also he can't be killed."

"Huh."
It appears that Toffee has access to several of the devices that Janna referred to as 'Dimensional Scissors'; capable of personal small-scale travel between dimensions. This allows Toffee, his trusted agents, and the occasional monster hit squad to access almost anywhere on the planet with terrifying ease. Tobe was able to obtain reasonable proof of these supernatural comings and goings through the ancient ninja tool of the cell phone camera.

Toffee uses this ability to transfer Mewnian wealth and goods wherever they are needed, most often to bribe local authorities into doing whatever he requires or to cover tracks afterwards. Most of these operations are by their nature random and impossible to track. However, while trying to find a decent BBQ restaurant, the ninja stumbled upon the one aspect of Toffee's operation that may prove his undoing: Corn.

In order to transport the large quantities of corn that Seth Suppliers provides to Earth, a pair of Dimensional Scissors is always Earthside in one of several 'processing plants' Toffee uses to launder his corn. If you can discern the correct plant, you might just be able to initiate a strike to obtain these Dimensional Scissors. It would be dangerous, fraught with risk of exposure, perhaps even foolhardy, but the rewards…
So we do know about the murder, the magic (from Star's wand), the immortality, the warlording, the domestic powerbase, the Dimensional Scissors, the monster hit squads, and the making Janna cry. We specifically do not know about the plans for genocide.
 
@Lab_Accident

I think we're on the same page here. I'm saying we should hint at Toffee being bad news and let the information gap/Xanatos' curiosity look into him. QM did confirm full disclosure would be more presented concrete evidence of Toffee's supernatural and extradimensional shenanigans over "he's hunting some teens" but I'm of the opinion that giving all our info on the first car ride is a bad look/"foot in the door" is better here.

We managed to find evidence of sketchy ass shit with fucking Tobe and have Janna's testimony. Xanatos can probably find more tbh.
Oh, yeah. I tend to agree. If nothing else, because we're probably the only other King who's showed David we know about magic, so if we tell him Toffee is a potential danger, he'll likely at least look into it.

A lot of our current influence with Xanatos (as per the Xanatos-Goofy interlude) stems from the fact that he cannot accurately gauge just how competent we are and just how much we know, and since he's Xanatos, he tends towards the cautious.

Showing him our hand straight-out will pretty much tell him the limits of our (current) information-gathering capabilities and give him at least a vague idea of how we operate. In this instance, I'm tempted to pull a Mirage: be Mysterious.

Now as to the prophecy, it's full disclosure.
 
Oh, yeah. I tend to agree. If nothing else, because we're probably the only other King who's showed David we know about magic, so if we tell him Toffee is a potential danger, he'll likely at least look into it.

A lot of our current influence with Xanatos (as per the Xanatos-Goofy interlude) stems from the fact that he cannot accurately gauge just how competent we are and just how much we know, and since he's Xanatos, he tends towards the cautious.

Showing him our hand straight-out will pretty much tell him the limits of our (current) information-gathering capabilities and give him at least a vague idea of how we operate. In this instance, I'm tempted to pull a Mirage: be Mysterious.

Now as to the prophecy, it's full disclosure.

Yes! Even if we wanna be buddies you have to hold some cards close to your chest.

I wouldn't be surprised if Xanatos knew about the Toffee/Phobos war, but it is possible that he only knows of Phobos peripherally.

We know some refuges from Phobos have landed in New York. See the 2G omake.
 
We don't want Xanatos to get even a slightest idea to team up with Toffee, and telling him everything we know including Toffee's immortality would definitely have him at least consider it. He's Xanatos, he will build every plan that works and that includes partnering up with Toffee until he knows the secret to the lizard immortality then betrays him afterwards.

Telling him that Toffee is dangerous will surely led him checking out Toffee himself to confirm it, and let us hide the immortality bit. This will also hide our true competency to Xanatos.
 
This isn't asking the opinion for ourselves, we'd be trying to find out what Xanatos thinks of her to see if the alliance thing is even plausible between those two.

Then it's not bad as I had thought, although I still think that telling him about our plans for a triple alliance seems more IC.


Oh, yeah. I tend to agree. If nothing else, because we're probably the only other King who's showed David we know about magic, so if we tell him Toffee is a potential danger, he'll likely at least look into it.

A lot of our current influence with Xanatos (as per the Xanatos-Goofy interlude) stems from the fact that he cannot accurately gauge just how competent we are and just how much we know, and since he's Xanatos, he tends towards the cautious.

Showing him our hand straight-out will pretty much tell him the limits of our (current) information-gathering capabilities and give him at least a vague idea of how we operate. In this instance, I'm tempted to pull a Mirage: be Mysterious.

Now as to the prophecy, it's full disclosure.


I really agree with this. We shouldn't be telling him everything, especially when we don't even know about the most important part (the I wanna kill all humans thing). And, actually, aren't most of the arguments for full disclosure based on that bit of information that we don't know IC?
 
I also think that making the dinosaur subvote part of the Plan voting for something entirely different is something I'd like to grumble about for a bit.

...okay, grumbling over!

I come down on the side that it makes the most sense from a rational actor's perspective to fully inform re: Toffee and the prophecy, and subtly make overtures towards Shego. However, other people are arguing for that specific set of votes better than I ever could, and furthermore, there may be angles I'm not considering.

Here's the deal, though. What would be the most in-character and fun votes to choose?

I see Doofenschmirtz wanting to go full-on-in with a partnership with David Xanatos, and not hesitating in the slightest to tell him everything he knows ... before remembering what the heck "Subtlety" is at the last second and awkwardly segueing into a discussion of Shego that isn't at all subtle. I see, whether these overtures are successful or not, future turns which are much more dynamic and reactive on both Xanatos' and, potentially, Shego and Toffee's parts than they would be otherwise. I foresee interesting times, which is one of the things I read this Quest for.

Another thing I read this Quest for is putting Genghis Khan on dinosaur horses. So let's bring out the dinosaur horses.

[] Plan: Get on Your Scaly High Horse
-[] Tell Xanatos everything you know about Toffee
-[] Tell Xanatos Celena's prophecy verbatim
-[] Ask Xanatos what he thinks about Shego
-[] Hybrid Dinosaur Horse
 
So we do know about the murder, the magic (from Star's wand), the immortality, the warlording, the domestic powerbase, the Dimensional Scissors, the monster hit squads, and the making Janna cry. We specifically
Point of order: we know about the murder, magic, warlording, immortality, dimensional scissors, and domestic powerbase.

I don't know if what Janna told us directly leads towards genociding the mewmen, beyond what would be required to normally take over a kingdom.

The monster "hit" squads, sure. We know about them, in the sense that they were inept and prioritized stealing Star's wand over killing her? And also, that Star was starting to pity them for not being all bad.

Basically, everything Toffee has done so far (that we know) could neatly fall inside the narrative of "led a successful revolution against an oppressive magical regime". If we don't know how much Xanatos already knows (and if Toffee reached out to us it is possible he reached out to others he talked with at the Sands, like Xanatos), telling him what little we know might actually lead him to dismiss our concerns as being overly sentimental.
 
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[] Plan: Xanatos vs. The Forces of Evil
-[] Tell Xanatos everything you know about Toffee
-[] Tell Xanatos Celena's prophecy verbatim
-[] Ask Xanatos what he thinks about Shego
-[] Utahraptor
Same as mine actually.

[] Plan Trust Xanatos' pragmatism + Utahraptor
-[] Tell Xanatos everything you know about Toffee
-[] Tell Xanatos Celena's prophecy verbatim
-[] Ask Xanatos what he thinks about Shego
-[] Utahraptor- While certain other dinosaur creators out there might be willing to change the name because it sounds cooler, you have more integrity than that! Plus, Utah is one of your home states. You did let a little Velociraptor DNA get in here though, just for the Mongolian rep. About the size of a well-fed warhorse and exceptionally carnivorous, this thing seems a worthy steed.
 
I think a Dinosaur Horse would be awesome but I'd really like to know what it looks like, cause some designs are better than others.
 
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