Out of curiosity, how do the wings work exactly as I'm not familiar with its source? Are they self-flying with a connection to the wearer's mind or do they need to flap like the Icarus?
 
TRUST ME, KID - NONE OF MY ANGLES ARE OBTUSE! IN FACT, I'M THE ONLY TRIANGLE IN THE MULTIVERSE MADE ENTIRELY OF MOBIUS STRIPS!

NICE AVATAR, BY THE WAY! REALLY MANAGED TO SNATCH MY GOOD SIDE! WHICH, COINCIDENTALLY, IS YOUR BAD SIDE! SAY CHEESE!
If you're getting in via avatars, mine would like to have a couple words with you. Those words being "Shadow Ball".
Have you considered the good words of our lord and savior, the immortal sun, who shelters us all and grants us his sacred light?

Uhhhhh.... mine is literally just a talking cat that can also apparently type. Just gonna chill over here and leave the fighting to y'all, 'aight? I'll be supporting you... from very far away! Spiritually! Gonna hold the back line and provide moral support! Go team! Fight that triangle! Preferably far away from me! Woo!
 
I'm not sure which interests me more:

Wile E's first meeting with Phineas and Ferb or Mirages opinion of Phineas and Ferb.

First ones inevitable wacky hijinks but the second could be anything...
 
I'm not sure which interests me more:

Wile E's first meeting with Phineas and Ferb or Mirages opinion of Phineas and Ferb.

First ones inevitable wacky hijinks but the second could be anything...
It can be a very interesting omake idea for everyone other than Doof's reactions to those two that are seem like a bit too young to be here.
Hopefully, Techor won't get PTSD regards to the "children" when meeting them.
 
It just occurred to me, what are the Fireside girls stats as a group? They probably have higher Diplomacy and Stewardship (after accounting for P&F's +20 to DC's) than anyone we have.

They regularly get large groups of people following their tune and seem to be able to acquire anything on no notice.
 
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They regularly get large groups of people following their tune and seem to be able to acquire anything on no notice.
Some of the more outlandish stuff is probably not canon for this quest.

Getting the Fireside girls would probably involve recruiting Eliza M. Feyersied as a hero unit with the Fireside girls as hangers-on like Tobe's ninjas. She probably does have high diplomacy and stewardship.
 
July/August 2016 Results
weredrago2 said:
[X] Plan: Anti-Toffee Questosaurus
-[X] National Actions
--[X] Dinosaur Cavalry (Hego)
--[X] Campaign Against the SRA (Goofy)
--[X] Recruit Kitsune (Vanessa)
--[X] Rebrand Insuricare's anti-Super Policies (Mirage)
--[X] Develop a new Social Media Platform (Phineas & Ferb)
--[X] Investigate crime in LA (Agent Russ)
--[X] Investigate Toffee (Tobe and the Vagabond Ninja )
--[X] Look for Star and Marco (Dickens Detective Agency)
--[X] Survey Galfed Ship (Dr. Jumba Jookiba)
--[X] Research Doppelganger AI (Queen Lizzy)
--[X] Research Alchemy
--[X] Buy out a Rival Corporation (L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.)
---[X] Lee Industries
-[X] Personal Actions:
--[X] Doof:
---[X] Read your Spellbook
---[X] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency (Large)
----[X] Look for Star and Marco
---[X] Make up with Roger
---[X] Chat with the Bossman (Goofy)
--[X] Major Francis Monogram (Reorganize OWCA)
--[X] Wile E. Coyote (Look through ACME's records)
--[X] Norm Prime (Be Incapacitated)
--[X] Dennis the Duck (Search for an Instructor)
--[X] TECHNOR (Psychoanalyze: Janna Ordonia)
-[X] Miscellaneous:
--[X] Don't Overclock TECHNOR
--[X] Activate an Inator
-[X] Item Assignments:
--[X] Ruby Wings: Genghis Khan
-[X] Quests:
--[X] You Made Me Love Xanadu
---[X] Quest Leader: Genghis Khan
---[X] Janna Ordonia
---[X] Ludivine Von Drake
---[X] Max


[ ] Dinosaur Cavalry (Hego)
DC 75 (Reduced by XP)
62+20+28+1=111
Great Success

What do you get when you put a compulsive do-gooder stuck in the glory days in charge of your exotic cavalry? Dinosaur Mounties, that's what! Though the work was unconventional, Hego managed to wrangle the dinosaurs into an elite fighting force, inspiring other like-minded individuals (and a couple of Normbots) to take up the crusade against evil! Your rough riders will always get their man- ideally alive, but the raptors do need to eat.

Your PMC now grants a +5 bonus on rolls against crime active in your own territory!

[ ] Campaign Against the SRA (Goofy)
DC 75 (Reduced by XP)
35+18+28+4=85
Bare Success

Goofy's big speech against the SRA at a press conference was just… okay. There's really no other way to describe it. Compared to the spectacular speech newly minted minor celebrity Launchpad McQuack gave at Glomgold's conference a month or so back, his was pretty tame in comparison. At least he got the job done. Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated has officially taken a stance on the SRA, and you've noticed heroic and villainous capes all across your territory celebrating. Putting a Toon in charge of it was probably a good idea, since Judge Doom will have a hard time arguing that you're ignoring Supers for Toons when a Toon is the one doing the talking about Supers.

Significant public opinion losses curtailed!

[ ] Recruit Kitsune (Vanessa)
DC 60 (Reduced by XP)
54+18+14+2=88
Decent Success

To be continued in Interlude: Crazy Like a Kitsune

[ ] Rebrand Insuricare's anti-Super Policies (Mirage)
DC 85 (Reduced by XP)
72+24+23+3=122
Great Success

It was a tiring uphill battle, but Mirage managed to pull it off. After weeks spent in negotiation with the Insuricare board, the company finally agreed to rewrite some of its policies that made it prejudiced against superpowered individuals. CEO Gilbert Huph seemed to care more about the bottom line than any political agenda, so when Mirage convinced him that the political climate was shifting and it could be just as profitable to reverse their stance, he turned right around. With you putting your money where your mouth is, Doom's vitriol has been pretty much diverted.

Supers in general have increased opinions of DEI
Moderate income decrease
Combined with SRA: All public opinion penalties avoided.

[ ] Develop a new Social Media Platform (Phineas & Ferb)
DC 80 (Raised by Big Idea, lowered by XP)
10+24+38+5 =77
Failure! Inator activates to reduce Failure to Miserable Failure!

Doof goofed on the temporal/spatial coordinates and so either the needed sandwich just went to someone else and you are struck by the terrible knowledge about how your awful lack of sandwich possession is about to lead to your downfall, or somehow that sandwich finds its way into your hands when you really, really needed something else. Mechanically, transforms any thematically appropriate failure one degree worse.

To be continued in Interlude: On the Internet, No One Knows You're Kat

[ ] Investigate crime in LA (Agent Russ)
DC ??? Revealed: OPPOSED ROLL-
??? 62+52+25+8=147
Agent Russ 97+14+36+10+5+3+10 (XP)=175
Russ Success!

To be continued in Interlude: Rorschach Test

[ ] Investigate Toffee (Tobe and the Vagabond Ninja )
DC 75 (Reduced by XP)
82+14+24+2=122
Spectacular Success

You'll be honest. When you sent Tobe and his… little friends out to Arizona, it was more or less a hail mary. You didn't think he'd actually succeed. In what is quickly becoming a trend, the quartet and their unspecified number of ninja attendants managed to luck into victory.

It appears that Toffee has access to several of the devices that Janna referred to as 'Dimensional Scissors'; capable of personal small-scale travel between dimensions. This allows Toffee, his trusted agents, and the occasional monster hit squad to access almost anywhere on the planet with terrifying ease. Tobe was able to obtain reasonable proof of these supernatural comings and goings through the ancient ninja tool of the cell phone camera.

Toffee uses this ability to transfer Mewnian wealth and goods wherever they are needed, most often to bribe local authorities into doing whatever he requires or to cover tracks afterwards. Most of these operations are by their nature random and impossible to track. However, while trying to find a decent BBQ restaurant, the ninja stumbled upon the one aspect of Toffee's operation that may prove his undoing: Corn.

In order to transport the large quantities of corn that Seth Suppliers provides to Earth, a pair of Dimensional Scissors is always Earthside in one of several 'processing plants' Toffee uses to launder his corn. If you can discern the correct plant, you might just be able to initiate a strike to obtain these Dimensional Scissors. It would be dangerous, fraught with risk of exposure, perhaps even foolhardy, but the rewards…

Proof of Supernatural Shenanigans in Arizona obtained!
Covert Espionage against the NMEIZ unlocked!
Assault a Rival actions against Toffee DCs reduced!
Steal Dimensional Scissors action unlocked! (This will be very hard)

[ ] Look for Star and Marco (Dickens Detective Agency)
DC ??? (Reduced by XP)
88+14+55=157
Spectacular Success

The Commodore and his family have found an astonishing lead on the location of Marco Diaz that needs to be heard to be believed.

To be continued in Interlude: What the Dickens

[ ] Survey Galfed Ship (Dr. Jumba Jookiba)
DC 90 (Reduced by XP)
75+38+38+20+5=176
Spectacular Success

Jumba spent several weeks going over every inch of the captured GalFed ship, tearing it down into its base components (many of which were then immediately built back up in his new lab) and keeping detailed notes in a logbook of his, helpfully providing you with a translation so you wouldn't have to decipher his arcane and alien handwriting. While the ship had previously been stripped of its most useful features so Jumba wouldn't be able to use it to escape, there was still a wealth of technology available.

Sublight Drive research option unlocked!
Uburnium Fuel research option unlocked!
Coffee Machine research option unlocked!
Translation Software research option unlocked!
Decrypt GalFed Computers research option unlocked!

[ ] Research Doppelganger AI (Queen Lizzy)
DC 100 (Reduced by XP)
45+38+30+3=116
Decent Success

Lizzy set about working on the programs for the doppelganger AIs you stole from the Sands Gala, and you discovered something… interesting. And by interesting, you mean infuriating. Despite following the plans and compiling the data successfully, the resulting bots were nowhere near the level that Sinatron was! In some ways they were better than Norm Prime, but in others, even he seemed to have them beat. Clearly, there's something you're missing. They were still leaps and bounds above your current AIs, and they're certainly going to be useful, but there was always something that held them back from the sort of fully autonomous, emotive intelligence you saw displayed at the Sands. You just don't understand, the code is the same in every way!

When you tried to put them into isolated systems to see if they would do better without having to run actual hardware, you were surprised to find that it made them even worse! In a relative sense, of course, but for some reason the mere act of putting the adaptive AI protocols into a specific physical chassis rather than keeping them purely digital seemed to improve their responses.

You now have the means to make highly convincing physical robots to masquerade as other people. Very useful. But the vexing uncertainty of just what is missing dogs you! You must crack this somehow, you must!

Ability to create robot doppelgangers unlocked!
Understanding of AI increased!
Research AI DC reduced!

[ ] Research Alchemy
DC 75
72+0+0+10 (XP)=82
Bare Success

With Janna and Tobe both busy elsewhere, you took it upon yourself to finally research the alchemical notes your ancestor had left you. Unexpectedly, it went pretty well! With you finishing up your basic occult studies this month, you were able to find clear parallels between a lot of 'Alchemy' and basic chemistry. The two seem to have basically been the same thing up until about 400 years ago, when alchemy started focusing on how magic thinks things ought to be whereas chemistry started focusing on how things actually are. A lot of this is still pretty weird and confusing to you, but the upside is that you have juuust enough occult knowledge to map basic potionmaking onto your understanding of chemical formulae. Pretty soon you'll be brewing like a champ.

Brew Potions personal action unlocked for Doofenshmirtz!

[ ] Buy out Lee Industries (L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.)
DC 45 (Reduced by XP)
89+24+8+1=122
Critical Success

When you sent L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. off to purchase Lee Industries, you were banking on the fact that it was so simple even they couldn't screw it up. After not hearing from them for days, you weren't expecting Janus Lee himself to enter your office with a grin and an offer to collaborate on future projects! He expressed no hard feelings about the buyout, instead being eager to continue where he left off with his own private research and work with you as a member of the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated family.

You ended up talking to him for a while about different subjects. Lee said genetics was an interest of his back at the Gala, but you didn't know how far his interest went. His company was known for automobile and aerospace engineering, but once he got really passionate it was like talking to a human version of Jumba... with more restraint and better social skills. If that wasn't great enough, Lee surprised you with the newest object of envy in the DEI motorpool: The XT9000 flying jet car! It's yours to keep or let your minions take for a spin.

Moderate income increase!
The XT9000 can be assigned to quests!
Exotic vehicle research unlocked!
SPLIT/SECOND sponsorship unlocked!
Janus Lee joins you as a hero unit!

[ ] Read your Spellbook
38

You were pretty swamped these past couple months, but you've fallen back on your old routine of reading your spellbook before going to bed. This time you actually managed to finish the thing! You have a basic understanding of the fundamentals of magic now, though you're still not able to cast any actual spells.

Reward: Doof gains 1d4+2 Occult! (2+2=4)

[ ] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency (Large)
82

See above.

[ ] Make up with Roger
69

You invited Roger out for lunch again and really made some progress this time, working through all sorts of horrible things you said and did to each other. Your therapy session with Technor helped a lot to realize that Roger was just as much a victim of horrible parenting as you are. You're not going to say that you're best friends or anything, but Roger has certainly warmed up to you a lot more.

Also, it… sorta turns out that you never really 'fired' him as mayor back when you did your takeover, since it's an elected position and all. He's just kinda been quietly doing his job (minus the public appearances) ever since. That's a little embarrassing. The good news is that he has agreed to help you in your megacorp duties whenever he can!

You'd been kicking around the idea of somehow getting Roger to run for election in LA to contest that slimy wad of turpentine Judge Doom, but it turns out that he's perfectly content being the mayor of Doofania and keeping the government satisfied everything is running like normal. Roger's never been to LA and doesn't really have much interest in running for mayor over there.

Roger Doofenshmirtz is now willing to aid you in governmental affairs! And he got rid of those stupid mints! Your 'Bowl of Mints' trait has been completely negated!

[ ] Chat with the Bossman (Goofy)
31

You sat down and had a nice chat with Goofy about the latest trending musicals on Broadway. Apparently Max wanted to go see My Cousin Vinny but Goofy was concerned about the number of swears. You told him to go see it anyway since it was just that good. You're glad you took the time to get to know Goofy a bit better. You think he's really starting to consider Doofania home.

Goofy's loyalty has increased by 10 for the next three turns!

'I Dunno About This' modifier removed!

[ ] Major Francis Monogram (Reorganize OWCA)
23

Monogram seems to have run into a snag when attempting to reorganize OWCA. A lot of his agents are just too caught up in their old ways and require extra training, and the new agents are still being shown the ropes. He managed to make some progress, but unfortunately it wasn't all that much.

(Reward: 150/250)

[ ] Wile E. Coyote (Look through ACME's records)
54

Wile E. spent days off in the desert in ACME's corporate HQ, digging through dusty records that dated way back to the 40s. Most of them were pretty dull and boring, but a few interesting ones came out of the 70s when Mr. Chairman first purchased the place. Not only were the expenses per year ludicrously through the roof, but apparently he had been squirreling away some money for a rainy day… or a project of some sort. Hmm. This might be worth keeping on hand for later.

(Reward: ??? unlocked for Coyote, revealed at some later date!)

[ ] Norm Prime (Be Incapacitated)
41
Norm finally came back online near the end of August, his long-awaited repairs finally complete. He remained as chipper as ever, and thankfully was back to normal after a period of calibration. You'd almost started to miss his clunky, synthesized voice.

[ ] Dennis the Duck (Search for an Instructor)
02
Dennis was discouraged at first, but he eventually found a kindly old man willing to teach him more about unusual martial arts. He seemed to catch on to the concept swiftly and will surely prove an able teacher.

[ ] TECHNOR (Psychoanalyze: Janna Ordonia)
96

As seen in Omake: Fragile

TECHNOR gains 1 Diplomacy and 3 Intrigue for exemplary skill (and a great Omake).
Janna's mental state has stabilized. She will have an easier time getting over deep seated hangups in future.
 
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Some of the more outlandish stuff is probably not canon for this quest.

Getting the Fireside girls would probably involve recruiting Eliza M. Feyersied as a hero unit with the Fireside girls as hangers-on like Tobe's ninjas. She probably does have high diplomacy and stewardship.
Is she even still alive? She's ancient and there's been serious turmoil going on...

And I only want Troop 46231. Phineas would be the best way of recruiting them.
 
[ ] Develop a new Social Media Platform (Phineas & Ferb)
DC 80 (Raised by Big Idea, lowered by XP)
10+24+38+5 (XP) =77
Failure! Inator activates to reduce Failure to Miserable Failure!
OH COME ON! THE ONE THING NOBODY WORRIED ABOUT WAS THE THING THAT BIT US IN THE ASS?!!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LADY, LUCK!!!

But, in hindsight for the rest of this stuff, we could have done better. However, we could've done a lot worse, so... yay?
 
You'd been kicking around the idea of somehow getting Roger to run for election in LA to contest that slimy wad of turpentine Judge Doom, but it turns out that he's perfectly content being the mayor of Doofania and keeping the government satisfied everything is running like normal. Roger's never been to LA and doesn't really have much interest in running for mayor over there.

Am I the only one sad because of this? Goodbye Roger LA plan T.T
 
Significant public opinion losses curtailed!
Welp, good thing we did that, then.

[ ] Rebrand Insuricare's anti-Super Policies (Mirage)
Great Success
It was a tiring uphill battle, but Mirage managed to pull it off. After weeks spent in negotiation with the Insuricare board, the company finally agreed to rewrite some of its policies that made it prejudiced against superpowered individuals. CEO Gilbert Huph seemed to care more about the bottom line than any political agenda, so when Mirage convinced him that the political climate was shifting and it could be just as profitable to reverse their stance, he turned right around. With you putting your money where your mouth is, Doom's vitriol has been pretty much diverted.
Supers in general have increased opinions of DEI
Moderate income decrease
Combined with SRA: All public opinion penalties avoided.
And it was a one-two punch.
[ ] Develop a new Social Media Platform (Phineas & Ferb)
Failure! Inator activates to reduce Failure to Miserable Failure!
Better here than somewhere else, but sheesh, who would have thought the plan of putting two kids in charge of marketing because they were down with the young'ins would have backfired?
 
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Can someone link me to the Fragile Omake? I can't seem to find it.
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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest Crossover

Also, since the plan won, and I'm not sure if we are starting with the results or the quest.... Fragile Tap Tap. Tap Tap. Had Technor been in supervillain mode, daring to tap his glass would have resulted in annihilation. As he was on the clock. He instead gave a projected smile. “Does my...
 
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