MiH would have given everyone their XP from the last round of omakes already, but random accidents and crashes keep making him start over again. It's almost funny!

In other news, I have been authorized to drop this as vague foreshadowing for the Xanadu quest!


In all cases, I am physically incapable of determining positive/negative foreshadowing from these lyrics.

But damned if this song don't CLAP!
 
Clearly this means the hint is that giving Khan a social security number wasn't enough, and he got booted from entering Chinese borders regardless. Maybe he even got booted BECAUSE he's Genghis Khan? :tongue:

I know this isn't how it works at all, but I love the image of the entire Chinese Border Patrol holding up at a single outpost in the Great Wall of China with a picture of Khan going "He's coming, Hold, Hold I said!"
 
If this is anything like the Gaurdians of the Galaxy 2 intro, then one person is going to be having an awesome carefree time while everyone else is getting their ass kicked.
 
The Orchestrate-Inator (Good): A full orchestra follows around whoever is assigned to your Martial or Quest actions this turn, boosting their combat rolls by 10 points because what fight scene isnt made better by your own action music.

The Orchestrate-Inator (Bad): A full orchestra follows around whoever is assigned to your Intrigue actions this turn, with obvious detrimental results causing a -10.
 
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I like the idea of one person being Just Fine(TM) while everyone else relies on Max's tiny bit of Toon Logic to survive.
 
I know this isn't how it works at all, but I love the image of the entire Chinese Border Patrol holding up at a single outpost in the Great Wall of China with a picture of Khan going "He's coming, Hold, Hold I said!"
Also didn't we gave him huge red wings that make him look like the angle of vengeance/death?
Wasn't there a Chinese proverb about a winged tiger?

"And he can fly and has wings now. Run for your lives, we are all going to die!!"
 
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The Orchestrate-Inator (Good): A full orchestra follows around whoever is assigned to your Martial or Quest actions this turn, boosting their rolls by 10 points because what fight scene isnt made better by your own action music.

The Orchestrate-Inator (Bad): A full orchestra follows around whoever is assigned to your Intrigue actions this turn, with obvious detrimental results causing a -10.
How did nobody think of this earlier? Here's mine:
Drusselstein-inator (Good): You fire this inator at a rival. All actions made against that rival now have a +15 advantage for one turn, and any rolls made by that rival have a -15 malus for one turn, due to inferior technology

Drusselstein-inator (Bad): You accidentally fire this inator at Doofania. All actions made by outside forces in Doofania have a +15 advantage for one turn, and any rolls made by you against outside forces have a -15 malus (unless it involves Temujin, who is unaffected due to being used to this time period), due to inferior technology
 
MiH would have given everyone their XP from the last round of omakes already, but random accidents and crashes keep making him start over again. It's almost funny!

In other news, I have been authorized to drop this as vague foreshadowing for the Xanadu quest!


As a fan of Electric Light Orchestra, this reminds me that they worked on the soundtrack for the movie "Xanadu". Given that the movie was hot garbage besides the soundtrack (it was so bad it served as one of the inspirations for the Golden Raspberry Award) and not a Disney property besides, the quest location likely has nothing to do with the movie. Still, given that one of their songs was used as a reference, this information might be helpful...
 
TRUST ME, KID - NONE OF MY ANGLES ARE OBTUSE! IN FACT, I'M THE ONLY TRIANGLE IN THE MULTIVERSE MADE ENTIRELY OF MOBIUS STRIPS!

NICE AVATAR, BY THE WAY! REALLY MANAGED TO SNATCH MY GOOD SIDE! WHICH, COINCIDENTALLY, IS YOUR BAD SIDE! SAY CHEESE!
If you're getting in via avatars, mine would like to have a couple words with you. Those words being "Shadow Ball".
Have you considered the good words of our lord and savior, the immortal sun, who shelters us all and grants us his sacred light?
 
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