...I'm running out of ways to explain the issue here other than "stop whining."

It's bad enough when it's "something actually went wrong." It's worse when it's "nothing whatsoever went wrong, but I'm upset that the QM didn't give us more shinies."

You're not going to shake more shinies out of him this way. You KNOW this. Why do you keep doing it?
I'm not intending to whine I was just expressing an opinion that I found the Turn a little underwhelming, though that is of course inevitable sometimes, ignoring the Occult action and without seeing the interludes to have a full idea of what actually happened this turn
 
I've seen a lot of concern that Exposing Hawk was a waste of time, and I think it's a bit premature to say that when we haven't gotten the interlude for the action yet. Especially given the Interlude's title.

Consider:

"That's All, Folks" is a signature Toon farewell.

Neither Mirage nor Hawk are Toons (or Russ levels of Toon Adjacent).

We've been dripfeeding Doom's intel apparatus bullshit for the past couple of turns, and just yoinked his Intrigue guy in a public way before he could hire a replacement. For this single turn, Doom's effective Intrigue is abysmal, suffering from both Hawk's false trails and his sudden absence.

Phantom Blot, a Toon, is leaving LA, and he's probably going to throw one last farewell act before he does. And he knows all about Hawk.

Put all these factors together, and if this doesn't end with PB seizing on this moment of weakness to absolutely clown on Doom on his way out the door, I'll buy and eat a hat. And next turn, we can throw Kitsune at Doom to keep stomping on him while he's down. It'll be fun.
I think the more likely toon to be involved is clever cleaver, like the result description says, and the "Th at's all folks" is referring to the end of Hawk.
A chance talk with Dutchess Flugel Von Tempest or whatever she's called?
Do you mean the 19th Lord of Uranos' Kingdom's Tempest Domain, Drossel Juno Vierzehntes Heizregister Fürstin von Flügel?
 
The Truth-inator seems a bit extreme.
Yes, the Truth-inator (bad) is made to hit really hard in order to counterbalance the Truth-inator (good)'s handing the QM an excuse to drop whatever plot hook he feels like on our hands. The location of Mickey, or Donald, or what's going on with Bill Cypher.

I expect if QM finds it too much, they just won't use it.

I think the mystery box reward is Dino Hybridization. Blame Jurassic Park for that, but I want me an army of Indomitus!
You say "Dino Hybridization", all I hear is "Janus Lee Shenanigans". I mean, seriously, I know we have a "no clones" tag, but Lee's whole shtick is "yas clones".

Most efficient way found to be doable as a method to mine asteroids, is to drag the asteroid to orbit around the moon, harvest it there, drop the harvested materials in the ocean, then fling the spent asteroid out of orbit. This is a legitimate proposal on how asteroid mining could be done.

Edit: Also, this is without Mad Science, Alien Tech, and Magic
Research Zero Point Energy tech and just use tractor beams.

At this rate, we'll become the new breadbasket of the United States of America; or something similar to that.
I kinda wanted to clear out AUTO and terraform the Midwest back? I know taking out a King ain't easy, but he's the King we're singularly most likely to be able to get an alliance against going. No-one is happy with the whole food thing.

Still, we don't even have the texh for terraforming yet. I think we'd need the Terraforming + Weather Control options for that.
 
For those who want space program there ate some avenues we could take:

1. We could be de Space x of this universe sellung our services to send satelites and other space projects to the rest of earth.

2. Space defense, aside for aliens there is the treat of space rocks that could happen

3. Aiding nasa and other space programs in projects

4. Just going on space will give us another niche that the other companies dont have
 
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For those who want space program there ate some avenues we could take:

1. We could be de Space x of this universe sellung our services to send satelites and other space projects to the rest of earth.

2. Space defense, aside for aliens there is the treat of space rocks that could happen

3. Aiding nasa and other space programs in projects

4. Just going on space will give us another niche that the other companies dont have

While those are good ideas, before we even attempt to venture into space, we might wanna secure government contracts to benefit doubly from it.
 
You know, nothing against space, and I don't think the Galfed is going to immediately fall on us like a ton of bricks if we just go over to Saturn to mine some asteroids like some people are afraid of, I mean, that's probably the galatic equivalent of taking a walk on your own backyard, BUT.

There is one other field we have been neglecting that has no major competition right now: the entertainment industry. We have the toons, we have Disney, we have a Dinosaur Theme Park coming up. We have Phineas & Ferb!

Doofania could be the perfect place for people to come on relaxing family vacations: it's safer and more stable than most other places in America, there's decent food, and Hawaii, one of the strongest tourist destinations, is gone.

So let's start making more Disney Animated Movies (no direct-to-DVD sequels this time), let's open up theme parks, let's sell Doof's whole excentric, quirky persona as a Willy Wonka-like Wizard of Fun, and let's make Doofania the Place Where Your Wildest Dreams Come True! I want kids absentmindedly humming the DEI jingle from the DEI Pictures division, buying up our Evil Memorabilia, wearing T-shirts with our evil logo!

And why stop at dinosaurs? Unicorns, too (though not Pony Head, she's dead)! Pegasii, if you want them! Want to learn how to ride dinosaurs with Genghis Khan? He gives lessons! You want to learn Kung Fool? Dennis the Duck will teach you! Want to visit a magical castle, with a Wizard and everything? We have one of those! A volcano? Coming right up! And heading our Fun Science division, Wendy Wowwer!

So come on down, make reservations, and Princess Coffee Java will see to your accommodations in The Most Magical Place On Earth: Doofania!
 
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That's good and all, but it might not work too well with Doom hitting our PR, the core of that goal.
Imma quote Weredrago here:

This just goes to show you that any hits to public relations can be remedied by DINOSAURS.
More dinosaurs are the solution.

I don't think that is likely.
Thing is, our territory is kinda weird and quirky, but there aren't any weekly supervillain attacks, and that counts for a LOT.

Shego's territory is basically a cape who's who, 'Sokyo is a mess, Calisota is full of St. Canard escapees, LA is having troubles, Syndrome's former territories are still being put back under control. By comparison, all that Doofanians have to put up with is a weird dramatic smog that doesn't even interfere with breathing.
 
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Yeah our territory is more peacefully than other. The only bad thing is that Blot moved in, so in one more turn things would get wild for a while.

Lol i got an idea for a bussiness idea for Doof. Nemesis Consulting (if you have problem with your relationship with your nemesis, call us!)
 
And why stop at dinosaurs? Unicorns, too (though not Pony Head, she's dead)! Pegasii, if you want them! Want to learn how to ride dinosaurs with Genghis Khan? He gives lessons! You want to learn Kung Fool? Dennis the Duck will teach you! Want to visit a magical castle, with a Wizard and everything? We have one of those! A volcano? Coming right up! And heading our Fun Science division, Wendy Wowwer!

Okay, see, I like what you going for here; really a lot of good idea that could be put to use in this post here. But there certainly disagree with this

What kind of a man do you take the good Doctor for?
He has his pride; why on earth would he ever let one of the things that inspired baking soda volcanoes the existence of the greatest abomination unto this planet be created within his territory.
Just imagine the horror; all around the Tri-state area, young students might be doing a project and suddenly be tempted to make a model of it... would that not just be the most terrible thing to inflict upon them and their peers?

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(I have no idea where this came; I started with a one line joke based on it but then I started imagining it in Dr Doof's voice and it sort of spiralled from there)
 
Sounds like its time to write a Musical! We do have a +40 to it thanks go Khan and Monogram.

Also with Stewardship I'd suggest spending the next 3 turns buying out one of the remaining companies, all of them give bonus income, but the food ones also might give us access to Muppets and spread our products around, and the Space one would be a good cover/bonus, because I would like to have a MOOOOOOOOOOON Base and do some asteroid mining. I have no desire to leave the solar system, but effectively infinite wealth from asteroid mining, and being able to dunk on everyone else by having a base on the moon is great. Imagine people looking up into the sky at night and seeing a big green and purple D just shining down at them.
 
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Okay, see, I like what you going for here; really a lot of good idea that could be put to use in this post here. But there certainly disagree with this

What kind of a man do you take the good Doctor for?
He has his pride; why on earth would he ever let one of the things that inspired baking soda volcanoes the existence of the greatest abomination unto this planet be created within his territory.
Just imagine the horror; all around the Tri-state area, young students might be doing a project and suddenly be tempted to make a model of it... would that not just be the most terrible thing to inflict upon them and their peers?

.
(I have no idea where this came; I started with a one line joke based on it but then I started imagining it in Dr Doof's voice and it sort of spiralled from there)
Yes, sorry. You're completely right, don't know what I was thinking. Volcanoes, silly idea. Actually, haven't we outlawed baking soda volcanoes already? Because if not, we really should get around to doing that.

Other suggestions for Doofania's entertainment district include SPLIT//SECOND racetracks, SynthElvis' "live" performances, and the New Doofania Museum of History, with never-before-seen (mundane) artifacts from the long-lost sites of Chicken Itza and Xanadu (the museum is likely to be frequently updated with new and exciting exhibits).
 
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You know what time it is ?
That's right, it's time to give Made in Heaven more work again ! 🐱

ACME acquisition: +2
0 + 2 = 2
DoofOS release: +9
2 + 9 = 11
Semuncia from Castle Doofhawk: +2
11 + 2 = 13
Disney acquisition: +2
13 + 2 = 15

Evil Job Benefits: -5
15 - 5 = 10
Greevil Power release: +2
10 + 2 = 12
Mendel-Gruman acquisition: +5
12 + 5 = 17
Chicken Itza Loot: +2
17 + 2 = 19

Chicken Itza excavation: +5
19 + 5 = 24
Setting money aside: -5
24 - 5 = 19
Hiring the Commodore: -7
19 - 7 = 12
Revamping Insuricare: -5
12 - 5 = 7
Lee Industries acquisition: +5
7 + 5 = 12

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Total Income: 10
Total Income: 12
 
You know what time it is ?
That's right, it's time to give Made in Heaven more work again ! 🐱

ACME acquisition: +2
0 + 2 = 2
DoofOS release: +9
2 + 9 = 11
Semuncia from Castle Doofhawk: +2
11 + 2 = 13
Disney acquisition: +2
13 + 2 = 15

Evil Job Benefits: -5
15 - 5 = 10
Greevil Power release: +2
10 + 2 = 12
Mendel-Gruman acquisition: +5
12 + 5 = 17
Chicken Itza Loot: +2
17 + 2 = 19

Chicken Itza excavation: +5
19 + 5 = 24
Setting money aside: -5
24 - 5 = 19
Hiring the Commodore: -7
19 - 7 = 12
Revamping Insuricare: -5
12 - 5 = 7
Lee Industries acquisition: +5
7 + 5 = 12

---

Total Income: 10
Total Income: 12
You didn't count the latest update?
 
Yes, sorry. You're completely right, don't know what I was thinking. Volcanoes, silly idea. Actually, haven't we outlawed baking soda volcanoes already? Because if not, we really should get around to doing that.

Other suggestions for Doofania's entertainment district include SPLIT//SECOND racetracks, SynthElvis' "live" performances, and the New Doofania Museum of History, with never-before-seen (mundane) artifacts from the long-lost sites of Chicken Itza and Xanadu (the museum is likely to be frequently updated with new and exciting exhibits).

A museum might be a target for thieves but there are definitely ways to counter that; I kind of like the idea of what might happen if Kitsune was a security guard...

This entertainment direction you brought up does give me a potential idea for an omake, though so I'll probably see if I have any luck getting the word down later
 
Yes, sorry. You're completely right, don't know what I was thinking. Volcanoes, silly idea. Actually, haven't we outlawed baking soda volcanoes already? Because if not, we really should get around to doing that.

Other suggestions for Doofania's entertainment district include SPLIT//SECOND racetracks, SynthElvis' "live" performances, and the New Doofania Museum of History, with never-before-seen (mundane) artifacts from the long-lost sites of Chicken Itza and Xanadu (the museum is likely to be frequently updated with new and exciting exhibits).
One of these days, when we feel there's no enemy going to cause us grief over the next few turns, I'd really like to build up Doofania's cultural life.
 
So we're getting dino entertainment next right? Itd give us enough rep to blow off Doom easily. Large dinos would also be prudent to get as well so we can then move to large predators, so khan can run around on a Trex and we can have Dinosaur weapons platforms.
 
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