If we're going to go for it, we need to go all in on it IMO. Ambush a squad, drain them all and refill clones, have Mari wheedle all the intel possible out of them, then move on to the next squad, repeat as necessary until we know where the scroll is and storm in with a veritable army of Mari Shadow Clones (and friends). Make it as quick and efficient as possible. I can see it being something we pick up early on once we've reached the Eastern Continent. Some of our teammates need to unstagnate (and their continual acquiring of XP increases our safety, to be balanced against the loss of safety of doing the mission.) It would be a pretty decent boost for Mari on judgment day and potentially allows her to contribute her strength if Itachi and Kisame start prodding at the borders of Dog or something. There's also the meta incentive of being interesting enough to keep Jashin from leading Hidan to us.

Somewhat straightforwardly, if we're going to do it at all, it should be something we commit to doing fairly early on so Mari has time to get the stunt (roughly 2 months with TR 150) and acquire some stronger summons. If we're going to wait on it, there's not much point to doing it.

I can not express how hype I am for finally doing this
 
"It's not far from the Liberator's fortress," Hazō said. "I'll have the map copied–I mean, I'll copy the map out for you by next check-in.
Cute! He remembered.
We still have at least a week before everyone's together
Week of skywalking makes it hard for anyone to follow - never lose track of the team, never get spotted by Mari. Would need week of skywalkers, chakra for all day flying summons or Kisame passing skywalkers over 7th Path.
"This was her agency," Tenten said. "Only hers."
Could only be her. Someone else could get it wrong. [Caring for Kei's kitten]
 
We are walking over multiple strong countries moments after we went missing nin. Naruto might be leaving a false trail and were using Skywalkers but maybe we should wait until everything has calmed down before we do that
They don't have any way to detect us high up on SWs. We're not visible from the ground. It makes more sense do to this early since that means the other countries won't have heard yet and won't be looking for Goketsu Hazou.

Waiting just gives them time to mobilize.
@Sir Stompy , Showing the Toad Sages Naruto's letters is probably a good idea and should be fine anyway. Probably makes it easier to work with us.
Sure, I'll edit it in later this morning, just need to figure out where to put it...
 
"I visited the Squirrels, of course," the Kangaroo Summoner said. "I don't know where they were getting information on the east from – perhaps the Crows? – but they knew enough about the Dragons to tell that humans such as yourself, the Monkey Summoner, and Orochimaru were deeply involved in the problem. All humans from Leaf, who they know to be uniformly honorless bastards. I tried to earn their cooperation, but the doors were sealed."

The 7th Path Squirrel Clan is decently well informed about stuff.

Getting the Scroll is possible, but even Mari will have a hard time convincing them if the Crows are involved. Also she dead.

But there is a "Second Conclvae" and the Kangaroos are there. Maybe Kanga can actually tell us more. And give us her Scroll

"I suspect not," the Kangaroo Summoner said. "Unless you have a tongue silver enough to beggar the moon, and the willpower to stand under Risultana's certain anger after questioning her authority."

She sounds lovely, I am sure Mari will be fine:
  • Silver tounge: check
  • High Resolve: check
  • Wife of the dude who killed one of her last Summoner: check
  • Loves being under strict autocratic leaders: not-check
Damn, almost.

Teaching Mari summoning is still a good idea. But the Squirrel Scroll is still not going to be easy.

It makes more sense do to this early since that means the other countries won't have heard yet and won't be looking for Goketsu Hazou.

It's already been a week. But sure, if the whole Team agrees.
 
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[X] Action Plan: It's Not Paranoia, Right?

Honestly, given the stakes, and the need to plan and integrate with the rest of the team, any update that spends a chunk of time moving past the next day or two is out for me.

I would like to not ask, but talk with Kei and Snowflake about giving shadow clone to people, since they'll have strong feelings on it and we could address that in advance.

I would also love for us to do the capacitor rune TODAY, so that when Noburi gets there tomorrow he can tell us more about how he interacts with it, so we can refine our knowledge for future attempts, but that's mostly just wanting to check one more thing off the list, and scribing seals is at least cute integration bait.
 
I would also love for us to do the capacitor rune TODAY, so that when Noburi gets there tomorrow he can tell us more about how he interacts with it, so we can refine our knowledge for future attempts, but that's mostly just wanting to check one more thing off the list, and scribing seals is at least cute integration bait.
I'm reasonably certain that we've already done that research and the QMs are setting up to give us specs, as we've voted it in previously and were told research was done in the Interlude week.
 
We could probably get the Squirrel scroll in like a week if we go all out.
It'd be nice to get the Squirrel scroll, but I'm concerned that if we're running around doing that we won't get enough research done, since we have to be settled down to do research, right?

Unless we hunt aquatic beasts, which should leave no meaningful evidence behind.
Good point. I think that this is a good reason to stay near the coast or even set up a base in the southern oceans, say in the Nanmen (off the map).

Use a telescope/Summons to confirm area has no human presence.
Sending, say, a dog summon would give away the fact that we're nearby. We should consider carefully before sending summons in.

I want to spend that day doing more research on killing Akatsuki, moreso than spending that time on a different rift taking readings. I acknowledge this limits our ability to do rift research in the future, but I argue that we should focus on our actual mission more than the secondary objective.
Yup. If we kill Akatsuki and then Orochimaru steals the rift, we can probably go kill Orochimaru. It shouldn't be harder than killing Akatsuki

Anyway, no sealing failures means no seals as sealing failures operate through the same mechanism as seals. It's just a different [effect] being generated than the intended one.
Fair point. However, the Seventh Path was made stronger than the Human Path (see Kamehameha saying that the Seventh Path can't be influenced by Externals) and seals still work on the Seventh Path. We could try the anti-seal rune, but I'd be surprised if it were possible.
 
Trigger event for next envelope:

  1. The date is no earlier (earlier! not later, earlier!) than August 7, 1071 AS (you're still using AS, right? Whatever. The 71st year after Leaf was supposedly founded.) AND
  2. The entire family is standing in the cave with the chakra water that Orochimaru told us about.

Just a joke guys. Don't worry about it. Hahahaha (It's already September by the way).

GM's are probably laughing their butts off right now.

He'd dreamt of yesterday.

Well Jashin might approve. @eaglejarl , My smart, eloquent, graciuous, glamorous and sexy Mega God, please be nice.
 
It's already been a week. But sure, if the whole Team agrees.
You gotta remember that this isn't the modern day with instant access to information. The other countries will only hear about this when their spies in Leaf report to them, that's several days of travel time at least. Could be weeks unless Naruto makes a public announcement.

Then their hunter-nin aren't waiting around for a mission like this, so they've got to be contacted and sent out... a week shouldn't be enough time for them to be on high alert yet.
 
[X] Action Plan: Welcome to Uplift
Word Count: 297
  • Today
    • Thank Tenten for leaving Leaf on Kei's word alone. We'll do our best to be worthy of it.
    • Welcome to Team Uplift, Hazou has some new seals he'll need to scribe for everyone, we'll get you read into to all of our codes, combat strategies, and capabilities ASAP. If you want to be taught any jutsu we have, or get a supply of some seal, just ask. Kei, mind taking point?
      • Suggest Flame Aura (if Tenten doesn't already know it).
    • Head to the bladehorror site in Iron to take observations with the team, use MS 8 and chakrascope.
    • At check-in that night, (after swearing them to secrecy) brief the Toad Sages on the current situation, show them Naruto's letters. Tell them of Itachi's genjutsu and mind-control capabilities. Ask them to evaluate whether Noburi is or has recently been under the influence of any mental effect.
      • Instruct Noburi to start setting up the same anti-communications protocols on the Seventh Path the other Team Uplfit Summoners have
      • Tell Noburi's team to meet us at the bladehorror rift
  • Tomorrow
    • SCs work on difficulty checks for the 3 Rift Runes Naruto described, use the observations from the previous day.
      • Prime scribes seals for the team (RRBs, Force Blades, skywalkers etc.)
    • Send Canvass alone to meet with Noburi and co. first, and detect if they smell abnormal (mind controlled, scent-based trackers etc.) and to smell around for anyone following them.
      • If she's forcibly dispersed, run.
      • Now that we're missing-nin, Hazou will teach Shadow Clone to anyone who wants it. It's an incredibly useful jutsu
    • Next, we're heading to the Oro's chakra water cave in Wind
      • Plan: Skywalk to directly above it and dive down. Use a telescope to confirm area has no human presence.
      • Any other suggestions to get in undetected?
Plan updated, we are now showing the TS Naruto's letters, we are now getting Nobs to start setting up anti-comms protocols. We are less than 299 words. Let me know if you have additional suggestions.
 
  • Hazou:
    • Technique Hacking:
      • Oro Batch 1
        • Orochimaru's TH notes #1: S:0, B:0, R:200
        • Orochimaru's TH notes #2: S:0, B:0, R:200
        • Orochimaru's TH notes #3: S:0, B:0, R:150
        • Orochimaru's TH notes #4: S:0, B:0, R:150
        • Orochimaru's TH notes #5: S:0, B:0, R:100
        • Orochimaru's TH notes #6: S:0, B:0, R:100
        • Orochimaru's TH notes #7: S:0, B:0, R:50
        • Orochimaru's TH notes #8: S:0, B:0, R:50

Posted my own little giga-tracker until @Shrooms can update his.

EDIT: There were 25 Training Blocks of time remaining, I'm inclined to spend those on TH notes, but I am not putting that in this post. Will do in a separate one.
25 blocks are applied to the top two notes (as more than 4 blocks can't be done on one set of notes per day I'll split them between the top 2)
  • Orochimaru's TH notes #1: S:0, B:52, R:148
  • Orochimaru's TH notes #2: S:0, B:48, R:152
 
Plan updated, we are now showing the TS Naruto's letters, we are now getting Nobs to start setting up anti-comms protocols. We are less than 299 words. Let me know if you have additional suggestions.
Might I recommend we claim we have letters from Naruto, but not show them to the Toad Sages unless it's needed to convince them? This would give plausible deniability on the freak chance Itachi/Kisame somehow manages to corner them, or otherwise lets them honestly say that they have no concrete evidence Hazou's telling the truth. Not a huge deal but would give them a bit of flexibility in future interactions, and the cost of doing so IMO is minimal.
 
You gotta remember that this isn't the modern day with instant access to information. The other countries will only hear about this when their spies in Leaf report to them, that's several days of travel time at least. Could be weeks unless Naruto makes a public announcement.

Then their hunter-nin aren't waiting around for a mission like this, so they've got to be contacted and sent out... a week shouldn't be enough time for them to be on high alert yet.

It's been a week since Mari left Leaf (unless I misunderstood that part), we are going to travel to the mountains in Sand thats probably 1-3 days, we are going to to stay there XX days.

Us running out of a city with a Jiraiya informant with ninja speed triggered a series of events that destroyed Jiraiya's eastern network (or it was already fucked, but whatever). Yeah different situation, but we should probably still be careful. (No @faflec it wasn't Mari, it was Ami)

And I am not even saying we should't go. Just that everyone is aware that we are going to be in a place that is surrounded by two major nations and the Akatsuki support nation (plus minor nations I guess). How all those nations are going to use their "intelligence networks" is a complete unknown factor to us.

Anyway, the plan does ask the Team, maybe they say no *shrug*.

Might I recommend we claim we have letters from Naruto, but not show them to the Toad Sages unless it's needed to convince them? This would give plausible deniability on the freak chance Itachi/Kisame somehow manages to corner them, or otherwise lets them honestly say that they have no concrete evidence Hazou's telling the truth. Not a huge deal but would give them a bit of flexibility in future interactions, and the cost of doing so IMO is minimal.

Well as long as they don't keep the letters....
 
Might I recommend we claim we have letters from Naruto, but not show them to the Toad Sages unless it's needed to convince them? This would give plausible deniability on the freak chance Itachi/Kisame somehow manages to corner them, or otherwise lets them honestly say that they have no concrete evidence Hazou's telling the truth. Not a huge deal but would give them a bit of flexibility in future interactions, and the cost of doing so IMO is minimal.
This seems like overkill to me, in what situation is Itachi going to make the Toad Sages testify about our doings on the Seventh Path, such that "I swore not to discuss that" is not a sufficient answer?

This undercuts our credibility in the moment, possibly leading to worse outcomes. I don't want to make this change. It feels like we're making ourselves less convincing in the moment for basically nothing.
We should also show them Jiraiya's letter to Hazou, maybe the rest of the team too for morale :V
Which letter?
 
It'd be nice to get the Squirrel scroll, but I'm concerned that if we're running around doing that we won't get enough research done, since we have to be settled down to do research, right?
I don't imagine it will take very long, but yes, that's true. Technically Hazou and Kagome could likely research in a base camp while the others gather intel, though if we need to move on we'd have to leave the base behind.

With the power and skills of our current team Uplift I don't think it would take very long though. 7 ninja, 3 of which are jonin level combatants, Mari SC army, and so on. Mari to gather intel, Hazou to track, etc.

The 7th Path Squirrel Clan is decently well informed about stuff.

Getting the Scroll is possible, but even Mari will have a hard time convincing them if the Crows are involved. Also she dead.
Huh it could be an issue if the Squirrels are near Crow... or it could be an opportunity, perhaps...
 
Hazō. You were always brilliant. I knew it from the moment I first took you in. You were also one of the greatest troublemakers ever to give me a recurring headache. I knew that from before I first took you in. You have the potential to change the fate of nations—hell, you already have—as long as you don't blow them up first. As Fifth Hokage, which I still am at time of writing, and Hiashi can take his politics and shove them up his ass, I hereby give you official permission to save the world. That thing you're trying to do that I never fully understood to my dying day? Do it. Let nothing hold you back.

Just try and make sure our village is still in one piece at the end.
 
At check-in that night, (after swearing them to secrecy) brief the Toad Sages on the current situation, show them Naruto's letters. Tell them of Itachi's genjutsu and mind-control capabilities. Ask them to evaluate whether Noburi is or has recently been under the influence of any mental effect.
Can we tell Noburi to summon them to the Human Path so they can look around? I think that having the Toad Sages confirm that the family isn't being followed or manipulated is safer than sending Canvass to do it.

Tell Noburi's team to meet us at the bladehorror rift
Will they be able to find it? IIRC it's kinda in a random patch of wilderness.
 
[X] Training Plan Hazou: Sealing Step

Sealing 51 -> 53 (spend 208.5 Sealing XP and 1.5 regular XP)

You recently recorded is getting a bunch of TH XP, correct? Can we include that in the training plan, since there's no downside to increasing it until it hits a new pyramid level? 100 TH XP -> going from TH10 to TH14, I believe? (4 levels of 50 XP, at double cost)

As show of good faith, either way:

[X] Action Plan: Welcome to Uplift


(Also, once we hit TH 30 or so, I wouldn't mind picking one of our known but not often used jutsu B rank jutsu and tinkering with it. Something that could be useful if improved, but isn't currently, you know? I want us to have practice before we try something like PEA or bleeding river impalement, let alone ES.)
 
since there's no downside to increasing it until it hits a new pyramid level?
There is a downside - we stagnate sooner

(Also, once we hit TH 30 or so, I wouldn't mind picking one of our known but not often used jutsu B rank jutsu and tinkering with it. Something that could be useful if improved, but isn't currently, you know? I want us to have practice before we try something like PEA or bleeding river impalement, let alone ES.)
May need to tinker with ES sooner than later for Rune purposes. Maybe just strip out all the fancy bonus powers in exchange for a +AB to the 'calligraphy' roll
 
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Combat wont be a problem. Jashin delivers.

We have an high Jonin Leopard to kill.
There's no possible way for Hazou to beat them as it stands, there's nothing he could've done against the previous one either

(That being said I personally have no problems stagnating more often, I'm just saying why other players are not jumping at the chance to consume all our notes.)
 
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