Tua
鸡肉面条汤
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- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
We will get drunk all day, every day to test the limits of our livers' abilities to keep us alive.
If Hana questions our training methods we will tell her that it was Mari's idea. She'd probably believe us.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
We will get drunk all day, every day to test the limits of our livers' abilities to keep us alive.
If Hana questions our training methods we will tell her that it was Mari's idea. She'd probably believe us.
We put Mari back together last time without needing to roll.
- Location
- uk
I meant they would fuck and she would feel better.
She wouldn't feel better though. It would probably send her into another spiral or something.
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
We'd probably need a really well written plan for this to make it work again.
Either way, leveling socials was high on the agenda and this situation illustrated pretty well as to why it is so important in this stage of Hazou's career/development.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
You may indeed assume that.
EDIT: Darn, @Velorien gave a serious answer, so my literal-genie fun has been rendered moot.
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Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
We can (with dedicated effort) get some of his socials up to "No longer completely embarassing." and get Will of Fire.
Honestly, unless Gai has some fancy hybrid Taijutsu/Ninjutsu techniques he wants to teach us, this is probably just as beneficial as leveling Sealing/Chakra Reserves at the moment for Hazou.
Agreed. We can't fix every problem that comes up, let alone immediately. Longstanding emotional wounds that have been ripped open are an extremely complicated issue and won't be solved in the span of a conversation.
Let's not go crazy, our boy's anemic here.
- Location
- Poland
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Congratulations, Velorien.
I felt empty after reading this update.
I felt empty after reading this update.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Best we can do is quietly support Mari.
So imagine Three Faces of Motherhood as interludes to the
Chakra reserve and alertness. No social now because it's not urgent.
Chakra reserve and alertness. No social now because it's not urgent.
I disagree with the caveat that it's still the best that we can reliably do outside of unexpected strokes of brilliance in our plan making, and also with the understanding that that assessment may change if we do a structured "consider the problem for five minutes by the clock" sort of process en mass.
- Location
- Europe
That went as well as expected.
I kind of want to go full steam ahead and tell mum that we have been using Mari as our tool and that we threw her at Jiraiya. Noburi even said it back then:
Hmmm. Yes more angry Hana.
I kind of want to go full steam ahead and tell mum that we have been using Mari as our tool and that we threw her at Jiraiya. Noburi even said it back then:
Hmmm. Yes more angry Hana.
- Location
- Somewhere over the rainbow
That's Hana's problem.
The solution is simple:
Just be with Momma for chrissakes. She wants her son back, so just be with Momma as her son.
Mari's self-esteem issues...
eh, that's Jiraiya's problem. And maybe Hana, should she ever decide to forgive Mari.
Oh, and this hasn't been said quite enough yet: Hana beat Kagome's trap array.
- Location
- Europe
We need to fix that.
Yeaahh... this is going to send Kagome into a manic fugue of levelling his Crafting: Traps skill, isn't it?
- Location
- uk
Fuck that I care about Mari way more than Hana.
Vecht
Self-Requested Ban
- Location
- Snarksville, Snarkland
Ahhh, it makes so much sense now. Hazou's compulsive disregard of others' agency is genetic.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Oh my god you're right. He gets his thoughtless optimism from his dad and his disregard for others' agency from his mom
