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*sniff* So proud...
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rational rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
*sniff* So proud...
Maybe we could just call it Youthful Fist for short?
We don't need to go through the whole thing every time.
We don't need to go through the whole thing every time.
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Ok, this is useful. 1/2 of the Stamina roll means on average the impact of a losing combat roll is decreased by 150, and 1/2 of the Strength roll means on average the impact of a winning combat roll is magnified by 150. Pretty nice to compensate for botched rolls and fighting against enemies at our skill level.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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Nah, you're crazy. Youthful Fist of the Mythological Beast That is Really Strong and Tough is the perfect name.
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This is what comes of introducing someone to high-level martial arts with the Righteous Face Punching Style.
I can't wait until we meet Team Gai.
This is going to be amazing.
This is going to be amazing.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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Let's just hope that it happens under Jiraiya's protection. As quirky as Gai and his team might be, I doubt he'll take any more kindly to traitors or missing nin than any other nin.
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[X] Meanie.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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I wonder what would happen if we all were simultaneously struck with the stupid and voted that in.
e: Ah, that's not intended to be an insult or anything, just to be clear!
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[X] Kind and Merciful
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- Vestiges of Yesterday
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- USA
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Yeeeess...unleash your anguish. Let me feast upon your tears. Mmm, so tasty.
Flattery will get you
Ridiculously Average Guy
I'm you, but stronger
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[X] Given that most nin don't have huge swords, and this is relatively close to Mist, what are the odds that guy is Zabuza?
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Based on the last time that a vote was unanimously insulting Eaglejarl?
We get told to be serious and get our shit together and then he writes me a death fic.
Given that we researched the Macerator Seal, does that mean we have a sealing lab hidden away somewhere in Hot Springs?
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Sigh...I suppose Hazou and Akane are now both officially CHUUNIn enough for the ninja world.
The style won't really help Akane to punch above her weight class but it will help her survive it. Meaning we need to level Taijutsu heavily if we want offense from her that way. I'm leaning more and more towards getting her an actual fire jutsu.
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My dude, Behemoth, no?
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Random thought that other people have probably had but I wanna make it explicit in the thread: the letters Jiraiya gets from his readers serve as a component of his informational network and also as a way to become aware of people he could recruit as informants
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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Ooh! Good idea!
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- The Deep Blue Sea
Actually, does Hercules count as a mythical creature?
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
We should perhaps use this as a model for ourselves.