The question is, what would be the negative aspects of clarifying the tactic that we already gave Asuma? He's going to use it either way once we gave it to him,at least now he'll use it in the best way possible.
Opportunity and reputational cost. Having a meeting where we push ineffective tactics will leave us in a worse looking position and take up plan and update space. All of our planning and meetings should be dedicated to winning the war. Anything that encourages Asuma to keep summoners at home greatly decrwases our chances of winning.
 
No ino?, really?
[x] Thank Fuck We're Alive
I don't want to barge into the Yamanaka Estate when they're probably busy preparing for war. Also: I'm worried about Mari.

She hasn't been in the best place since Jiraiya died, then the situation between her and Kei got worse, and now she just had her soul hurt so badly that she wrapped her arms around her knees. A position that reminded Mari of how Mariko would comfort herself after her Uncle's deeds.

We're alive, and we should celebrate that. But Mari isn't in a good place right now, and it feels a little hollow/cheap/disrespectful to go out on a date with Ino while Mari is still suffering from the aftermath of trying to buy us more time.

(Also: a cruel part of my brain whispers that Mari, suffering under the Mental Consequences that she currently is, is the least manipulative that she's been in a while. Kei might be able to have a conversation with Mari without worrying about manipulation. My worry --beyond viewing Mari's hurt through the lense of instrumentality --is that Kei will kick Mari while she's down, and do yet more damage).
 
Opportunity and reputational cost. Having a meeting where we push ineffective tactics will leave us in a worse looking position and take up plan and update space. All of our planning and meetings should be dedicated to winning the war. Anything that encourages Asuma to keep summoners at home greatly decrwases our chances of winning.

For the opportunity, i repeat that the Summoning Army can only be used by Asuma, Tsunade and Orochimaru, they are the ones with political power necessary to do so. He's already incentivized to keep them at home, because they are S-rankers needed to defend Leaf(As the chapter in which Shino pointed out how bad Oro leaving Leaf could be).
For the reputational cost, we already offered the tactic,this is just a clarification that the one time ticket summon of the Zoo Rush can be combined with this. I explicitly wrote the "If needed" and Sanity Checked the plan to not receive reputational cost.

I don't want to barge into the Yamanaka Estate when they're probably busy preparing for war.

On the other hand, we know Ino had trying days lately, to the point of being home. So as her boyfriend we should help.It's the reason i went for the Ino section instead of a Mari/Kei section.
EDIT: I mean, i'm pretty sure we did this whole thing without ever telling our girlfriend we risked being vivisected, if we then ignore her after resolving the issue, she's going to be understandably irritated, but the point regarding Mari is true, how can we resolve both situations?
 
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For the opportunity, i repeat that the Summoning Army can only be used by Asuma, Tsunade and Orochimaru, they are the ones with political power necessary to do so. He's already incentivized to keep them at home, because they are S-rankers needed to defend Leaf(As the chapter in which Shino pointed out how bad Oro leaving Leaf could be).
For the reputational cost, we already offered the tactic,this is just a clarification that the one time ticket summon of the Zoo Rush can be combine with this. I explicitly wrote the "If needed" and Sanity Checked the plan to not receive reputational cost.
Mostly I just disagree that this is a good tactic. I don't think it protects leaf very well and does zero to help us win. I think this will result in another Hazō's an idiot talk.

However I do 100% support using summons as a long strike force based in leaf provides they can travel the distance
 
Elemental Mastery already doesn't affect "the inside of objects", which I believe was basically taken to mean it only affects gasses. I could try a more literal translation but it'd more likely reflect the intent worse than the non-literal one.
Questionable what inside means. One use case was you can't overheat people. But people have nose mouth lung system which is directly connected to outside air.
So if inside gas rational is there is lotsa empty space between gas particles so everything is connected to outside dunno if that works
An alternative interpretation is that inside applies for inhomogenous material. The first material that is different from the outside boundary counts as inside

Edit: I do notice the player quinoa doc has had for a long time a question asking the qms whether EM affects water and how akane made certain things on it.

Edit2: now would be a good time for doing some in character meetings on how to convince oro to work on great seal
 
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@RandomOTP (and anyone else who is writing a plan right now), can you please add this small thing to your plan?

(offscreen) Have Gaku arrange the acquisition and sealing of very high-quality peppermint tea. Add to EDC.

This is an anti-Hidan measure. Offering him a high end version of his favorite treat would be a much more effective stalling tactic then chatting about the weather again. Especially since he's not exactly able to order it from famous tea makers like we are. It might also raise his mood slightly. It costs us literally nothing to do this.

@Paperclipped @Raichu1972
 
@eaglejarl @Velorien

Can I ask how hard Hazou/Kagome think a seal idea would be without needing to allocate plan space to it? I pinky swear not to spam you I'm just curious if it's safe having Hazou doing literally anything right now
 
  • Boss Summons won't fight so long on the Human Path, but Conjura could:
    • Offer help to free the Condors once the dragonwar and ninja war is over, in exchange for help in protecting Leaf.
    • If needed, form a contract with other Boss Summons present, such as Enma.
    • Use Conjura to crush the enemy in a war of attrition.
The problem with this is that we don't know if the Condor Summoner has the ~500 CP necessary to summon Conjura.

Actually.... Noburi has refilled all the Summoners. So he should be able to estimate all of their reserves. @eaglejarl @Velorien does the Condor Summoner have chakra reserves more than twice the size of Hazou? That would be enough to summon a Boss.

If it's not too much trouble, the chakra reserves of the rest of the Summoners (especially Orochimaru) would be useful information too. I'd expect Noburi to include it in his report to Hazou.
 
Boss Summons won't fight so long on the Human Path, but Conjura could:
  • Offer help to free the Condors once the dragonwar and ninja war is over, in exchange for help in protecting Leaf.
  • If needed, form a contract with other Boss Summons present, such as Enma.
  • Use Conjura to crush the enemy in a war of attrition
CONJURA: "these mfs really helped imprison my people and then offered us the key to the cage..."
CONJURA: "yeah sure I'll help"
*immediately teleports to Hazou once summoned*
 
I wish we could summon a puppy to randomly pet during this conversation. Who knows, maybe the little bundle of instant-destresser might even make its way into Shikamaru's lap after an apporpriately long amount of time pretending that we summoned it for ourself.
@RandomOTP @Oneiros @Lord Marshal
I'll vote for anyone that can add the suprisingly effective move we used for crowd control during the bank run: puppy summoning.

  • Summon puppies for the clan and Shikamaru as a form of stress relief to soften the impacts of psychic attacks some have endured.
 
[x] Thank Fuck We're Alive
Words: tbd
  • Hug Akane
  • Offer hand-holds to Kei and Snowflake, don't be offended if they decline
  • Offer heartfelt thanks to Shika
  • Make sure Mari is okay. Spend time with her, talk about Jiraiya, regale her with embarrassing Ami stories. Be there for her.
  • Send Hinata a heartfelt thank you letter.
  • Summon puppies for the clan and Shikamaru as a form of stress relief to soften the impacts of psychic attacks we've all endured.
  • (Offscreen) Buy peppermint tea and seal it (in case of Hidan)
 
Very late responses to things people said, sorry.

We gave him a plan that went off flawlessly, helped him out of a losing position he had inflicted on himself, killed tons of his enemies, had zero casualties, obtained a ton of intelligence and got Leaf a priceless artifact and he wants to bag on us for that. Fuck you Asuma. I can't wait till we can put you to the sword through FOOM

I mean, the priceless artifact we got is probably going to us, to specifically a non-field Ninja. And the losing position wasn't exactly his fault. This response is a little late, but seems relevant with the recent Anti-Asuma sentiment. He isn't meaningfully dissing us, he's trying to help while also having other priorities as well.

Also, I think Yuno's birthday is tomorrow, so that's a thing.

Based on the timeline, it is still tomorrow I think? Or is it now today?

It doesn't stack according to the description of the jutsu in the Rules Doc, but if the QMs want to change the rules it to make it easier to get to cryogenic temps I won't complain.

It will still go nuke, probably. When the air gets to condensation temperatures (79 K) the affected Zone will drastically drop in pressure from approximately 1 bar to whatever the vapor pressure of liquid air is at the EM target temperature. This will cause a huge pressure differential. Such a pressure differential is enough for inrushing winds much much stronger than a strong tornado. Tornado strength winds result from a 0.9 bar pressure inside the center.

It looks like air freezes at 58 K. Since solids generally have no vapor pressure we could easily get a pressure differential of 1 bar at the center of our megatornado. This would cause widespread devastation surrounding the AoE of the jutsu. It would be much stronger than a tornado b/c of 10x the pressure differential and since tornadoes only damage structures for seconds vs the minutes the jutsu lasts

All in all I think we still have a WMD

Very cool. But, based on that, the caster would also be dead, yes? I don't see why they would be immune from the secondary effects of gaming the jutsu.


Cast Fist or Cast Big Fist at you, you hit them with the good 'ol Your Palms Are Sweaty, Bones Are Spaghetti no jutsu.

I'm sorry, this is just such a good line, I laughed so hard I started hiccuping.

Mostly because I think we as a playerbase are much more competent than any NPC. So I think the odd of success greatly increase if we go.

But mostly I want to do it because it's an interesting challenge that I would enjoy reading. Nothing exciting is going to happen in Leaf so I'll probably stop participating for a while

Only you would describe world war 4 as nothing exciting :p.
Also, I definitely disagree about being much more competent then any NPC. Leaving aside the competence isn't just a function of cleverness (wealth, political power and consistency go a long way towards competency, and we are missing a couple of those), some NPC characters are created to be clever or competent in ways that we are not. Watsonian, Hazou may out-perform a clan heir or Jonin on a good update, but we don't see him doing it consistently, and his skills don't back it up. Doylist, I don't put faith in our ability to be "much more competent" than the competent characters that EJ and Vel put a large amount of time writing, especially when factoring in underlying mechanics and characterization that we aren't yet privy to.
I'd prefer for us to do things that we can do, because this is a quest. But I'm perfectly fine saying "let competent NPCs who want to do a thing" do the thing when it's relevant. For example, Shika threw down in a way this update that we honestly couldn't match. And even if we could tell he was shaky on it, he did it. One of us, indeed.

[ ] Action Plan: The First and Last Resort is Honesty, Followed Closely By Voluntary Vivisection
  • Timeskip until we can meet with Orochimaru.
    • Spend time with family and friends, write a will (Dog scroll to Akane, clan to Noburi) and do whatever needs doing.
    • Memorize the speech with the Iron Nerve so we can give it no matter what.

I will never vote for a timeskip when we're fighting wars right now in two different planes of existence. That just feels very ill-advised. And there's so much we need to be doing in that time.

I'm looking forward to it, but also note that I don't consider lack-of-response as a gesture of surrender. Rather, I'm well familiar with the point where a given point becomes too arduous to express, where too much of my mind-state needs to be conveyed if I want to get someone to understand me, that I'm not willing to put in all that effort, at least in the scope of the given argument. In fact, I would consider that the most common reason for arguments to end, both sides still holding to their thesis but having already said everything that doesn't take extraordinary effort to say.

So instead, when I see someone not respond I simply take it as agree-to-disagree, the same thing I would in general wish someone else would feel if I withdrew in such a manner. That said, if you do have more to say, or are concerned about which of us got the last word and how that looks in the context of a public forum, don't take this as a call to stop. Just, you know, don't base your decision on the expectation that if I saw no response I'd start declaring victory over your thesis.

Just felt the need to point out how I appreciate this as a social interaction description/rationale/expression of the meta behind disagreeing ideas.

Made a variant replacing asuma's suggestion with Shika's. Feels iffy to me but since the nara suggested it I'll give it a shot. I'm not sure what shika meant by using Tsunade/naruto to deter oro, so I just put beat oro up
[x] Action Plan: Deterrence and negotiation
Suggest (with hazou pilot deciding tone/phrasing):
  • Kei goes to convince pantsa to hold the embassy hostage. When she returns Snowflake leaves immediately to meet with Orochimaru. While they do this we finish preparations.
  • Snowflake meeting Oro
    • first says she is the cognitively independent shadow clone. and that any intimidation will pop her fragile body
    • inform cognitive independence is because she does not possess her progenitor's bloodline, frozen skein
    • then focus on listening/observing oro. if oro asks why kei isn't here. admit because she fears oro will harm her. so she does not wish to meet him. then ask does oro intend to harm kei? ask the question in as clear a way as possible to prevent misunderstandings, since anko said oro is socially blind. Then mention kei could be convinced to see oro. But He need to guarantees kei's wellbeing, and offer incentives. Ex: jutsu, Permanent body for snowflake, work on the great seal
  • use judgement call on if/when to
    • inform oro of kei's wellbeing tied to 7path embassy, noburi's services, isan diplomacy (takahashi chose leaf in large part due to kei's influence), and naruto/Tsunade beating him up
    • that mari only lied to oro since she feared for kei's lifel
[*]Kei remember to stay within shadow clone range. Yuno and Kagome stays with her. If snowflake pops Kagome and Kei run immediately towards some safe location (decide where so everyone knows where it is), unless while running the memories suggest a better plan. When arrived Kagome fortifies it. Yuno runs to inform the others this occurred.
  • Akane and Mari go to convince tsunade and naruto respectively to tell oro they will beat him up if he kidnaps kei. Once naruto recruited have him uses shadow clones to set up communication network with everyone after finding them.
[*]Noburi tells asuma he holds his barrel hostage. Asks Asuma for info on Oro, even if it is classified.
[*]Hazou informs Ami
[*]Mari sends a shadow clone to inform the Nara of the plan.
[*]Have the other goketsu nin (haru, atomu, rei, etc.) do something? How much to inform them?
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No longer relevant because recent update (apologies), but holding hostage needed strategic elements during war would not play well, especially if it's only addressing the problem for us, rather than conceptually.
 
@RandomOTP (and anyone else who is writing a plan right now), can you please add this small thing to your plan?

(offscreen) Have Gaku arrange the acquisition and sealing of very high-quality peppermint tea. Add to EDC.

This is an anti-Hidan measure. Offering him a high end version of his favorite treat would be a much more effective stalling tactic then chatting about the weather again. Especially since he's not exactly able to order it from famous tea makers like we are. It might also raise his mood slightly. It costs us literally nothing to do this.

@Paperclipped @Raichu1972

  • Summon puppies for the clan and Shikamaru as a form of stress relief to soften the impacts of psychic attacks some have endured.

Done and done, even if needed to change the wording a bit to fit it into the 299 Wordcount. It is good enough?


Offscreen
  • Ask(You/Dogs/Arachnids) the Hornets if they have a summoner, would they be willing to give you the position of the scroll if not? More summoners can only help with the Great Seal.
  • What happened to the Archaeopteryx Clan?
  • Recover Jashin's holy symbol and buy pepper-mint tea.
  • Send a thank you letter to Hinata and an invitation to talk once she is free.
  • Participate to Yuno's birthday.
  • Summon puppies for the clan/Shikamaru as stress relief.
 
[X] Action Plan: Giving Thanks via Puppy Therapy
Word Count: 299
  • (Offscreen) set-up:
    • Run plan by Kei.
    • Tell everyone we're probably safe.
    • Akane & Ino: Let's meet soon. Also, check Hinata meeting idea? Thanking her for helping save Kei.
    • Find puppies that want to visit the Human Path for a few hours to meet humans and see/smell a new place.
    • For Shikamaru, find puppies who are more relaxed than normal.
  • Mari:
    • Thank her for saving us from Orochimaru's maw. We owe her our life again.
    • Does she want to talk about anything? No pressure.
    • Offer to Summon the puppies
  • Shikamaru:
    • Thank him for his political acuity and willingness to stake his clan for Leaf's best interests
    • Check that he's okay after being subjected to Tsunade and Orochimaru's killing intent.
    • Is there anything we, as Lord Gouketsu or as a friend, can do to repay him?
    • Offer to Summon the lower-energy puppies.
      • Hopefully less "bowl him over" and more "lie on his chest while being slowly petted".
  • Hinata:
    • Invite her to an instance of two individuals spending a few hours together in order to facilitate greater mutual knowledge and familiarity, arranged in anticipation of a potential long-term (political) relationship.
      • Perhaps tea at the Yabai Cafe.
    • Thank her for her help in the Council -- she's very astute.
    • Keep conversation light. Ask after the tea, her teammates, the architecture. Avoid asking about family too much (because of lots of recent fatalities).
    • Offer to Summon the puppies.
  • (Offscreen) misc:
    • Request Jashin's holy symbol back, since Hidan might return. Start carrying stored top-quality peppermint tea for a delaying tactic.
    • Review the information gathered from the Rock facility to start planning strategic next steps.
    • Ask Hornets if they have a Summon Scroll.
    • Check if Hornets/Arachnids are ready to operate seals.
    • Inform Asuma about the Bear Summoner's situation.
    • Ask Kagome to review his summoner training notes.
 
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[X] Action Plan: Giving Thanks via Puppy Therapy
Word Count: 249
  • (Offscreen) set-up:
    • Find puppies that are willing to be summoned to the Human Path for an hour or so to meet some humans and see/smell a new place.
    • For Shikamaru, find puppies who are more relaxed than normal.
  • Mari:
    • Thank her for getting us out of Orochimaru's maw. We owe her our life again.
    • Is there anything she wants to talk about? No pressure.
    • Offer to Summon the puppies
  • Shikamaru:
    • Hopefully less "bowl him over" and more "lie on his chest while being slowly petted".
    • Thank him for his political acuity and willingness to stake his clan for Leaf's best interests
    • Check that he's okay after being subjected to Tsunade and Orochimaru's killing intent.
    • Is there anything we, as a friend or as Lord Gouketsu, can do to repay him?
    • Offer to Summon the lower-energy puppies.
  • Hinata:
    • Invite her to an instance of two individuals spending a day together in order to facilitate greater mutual knowledge and familiarity, arranged in anticipation of a potential long-term (political) relationship.
      • Perhaps tea in the Hyuuga compound.
    • Thank her for her help in the council room -- she's very astute.
    • Keep conversation light. Ask after the tea, her teammates, the architecture. Avoid asking about family too much (because of lots of recent fatalities).
    • Offer to Summon the puppies.
  • (Offscreen) misc:
    • Request Jashin's holy symbol back, since Hidan might return. Start carrying stored top-quality peppermint tea for a delaying tactic.
    • Review the information gathered from the Rock facility to start planning strategic next steps.

If you add "Ask the Hornets for the scroll" and something with Ino(I repeat, we never even told her about the whole Orochimaru Kaiju and she's our girlfriend) i will vote for it. I would also appreciate if something like "De-brief Asuma on the Mareo and ask for permission to act". Off-Screen, of course.
 
If you add "Ask the Hornets for the scroll" and something with Ino(I repeat, we never even told her about the whole Orochimaru Kaiju and she's our girlfriend) i will vote for it. I would also appreciate if something like "De-brief Asuma on the Mareo and ask for permission to act". Off-Screen, of course.
Ask Hornets for the scroll, done. While I agree that an Ino scene would be good (Ino is one of my favorite side-chars tbh), it doesn't fit in the plan, which is already 3 scenes. Also, EJ has mentioned that he likes writing Ino dates, so I'm not going to add it. Mareo isn't urgent and could do with a more nuanced approach than an offscreen one-liner, but sure, also done.
 
Very cool. But, based on that, the caster would also be dead, yes? I don't see why they would be immune from the secondary effects of gaming the jutsu.
You can center the effect AB/2 Zones away. At EM 45 that's 3 Zones (round up). You then can get 4 more Zones away over the two rounds the jutsu is coming up to strength. That's probably far enough that you can outpace the EM nuke. These things take time to form.

If Hazou comes along they can tunnel away using TE, that should protect the team very well from winds, no matter how strong they are. 10 m of soil would take a long long time to blow away.
 
Ask Hornets for the scroll, done. While I agree that an Ino scene would be good (Ino is one of my favorite side-chars tbh), it doesn't fit in the plan, which is already 3 scenes. Also, EJ has mentioned that he likes writing Ino dates, so I'm not going to add it. Mareo isn't urgent and could do with a more nuanced approach than an offscreen one-liner, but sure, also done.

Thanks. Yes, the Mareo situation requires more nuance, i just want to deal with Asuma so we don't have the whole "treason" problem limiting our agency.
For Ino, if it's possible, maybe something off-screen? Along the lines of "Explain what happened, organize something?" i will vote for the plan either way, it's just that i would like to stop having another social Kaiju like Akane's breakup/Yakuza incident, and this seems a similar problem in the making if we don't deal with it.

[X] Action Plan: Giving Thanks via Puppy Therapy
 
For Ino, if it's possible, maybe something off-screen? Along the lines of "Explain what happened, organize something?" i will vote for the plan either way, it's just that i would like to stop having another social Kaiju like Akane's breakup/Yakuza incident, and this seems a similar problem in the making if we don't deal with it.
I intend to vote for an Ino-scene-including plan next update, conditional on no new kaiju. I just don't think adding this line will do anything meaningful.
 
Invite her to an instance of two individuals spending a day together in order to facilitate greater mutual knowledge and familiarity, arranged in anticipation of a potential long-term (political) relationship.
I kow its a joke but just type arrange a meeting word count tanks you..
Also its beter we also spend time with ino.

Buy otherwise
[Retired] Action Plan: Giving Thanks via Puppy Therapy
 
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