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@Velorien @eaglejarl @OliWhail
"In broader terms, the strategy you've outlined is not that different from what I've been planning myself, with one notable exception. You kids really think there's hope of containment at this point? Right now very few people know you're back, but as to who you are? Pretty much everyone who's interacted with you in any way knows that by now. You think the clan kids didn't report to their parents? Or that nobody heard about that mess at the library? No, that messenger bird has flown. I don't deny we would have a much easier time if you were just mysterious ninja appearing out of nowhere, but we have to deal with the situation as it is.
1) Containment. A plausible yet politically embarrassing placeholder story should be used for deliberation if it goes to the full Council. Missing-nin are dangerous to accommodate for a reason; this is for Leaf's good as well as the team's. Ideally only the Hokage and Jiraiya would know the full truth.

Make sure to take the obvious steps like hiding Noburi's barrel.
I feel like I'm misinterpreting the plan or Jiraiya's response, but would like clarification anyway: I was under the impression the plan wanted "Containment" to be a way of avoiding Mist from finding out about us, so this would be the official political story.

Also, did we talk about the Sharingan thing?
 
Come to think of it: If there are Watchers, the Akatsuki would be squashed like a bug if they tried to implement Tobi's crazy moon eye plan.

Still doesn't mean they aren't a threat, given that the Watcher don't bother improving the world to prevent slow civilizational collapse.

That assumes that the Watchers are not a part/arm of the Akatsuki in this universe.

Edit: Ninja'd (I refuse to make a joke/pun regarding the appropriateness of that term to this thread. Mainly because I cannot think of a good one fast enough)
 
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If we're going to approach the Sharingan thing, we're going to need to do it carefully. Get the advice of your teammate about sharing secrets with Jiraiya. If Jiraiya says no, keep your mouth shut.
 
I have a theory as to how the QMs might get the story 'back on track' as it were.
That theory involves a smoking crater where Leaf used to be and us being part of a band of refugees from whatever was responsible.
They banned WMD research though. Also, it's hard to be refugees from ourselves.

Edit: Stinker'd
 
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Having three of the biggest clans in Leaf powerfully opposed to you cannot possibly have negative consequences, and I will enjoy writing that lack of consequences.

Pissing off Ino/Shika/Cho can't have no negative consequences if they're dead.

[jk] Action plan: bomb Ino/Shika/Cho

Keiko's happiness and mental health are important to us

But we definitely wouldn't go "pretty damn far" for them. We've learned our lesson about that. We're only willing to go kind of far. Push comes to shove, we go full doormat. Happily, this in no way gives anyone incentive to push us.
 
That is the sum total of what we know about the Nara's intentions.
We need more information.

Quite. If he was offering Shikamaru's hand then I would have expected him to say so, since it gives us much more incentive to agree. This makes it sound like he wants Kei to marry a lesser Nara, to me.

But of course, this is only an estimate, and more information is needed.
 
TBH if Kei's cool with it I am all for this. An alliance with the Nara clan? Like, seriously? That's a dream come true for us as a hivemind; they are the clan that we can make pragmatic appeals to.
 
The coins are a messaging system I bet, and the Nara really want to know the code. I bet they have a bunch of compiled messages they've previously intercepted but failed to decode, too.
E. She's probably really upset about it because it would entail betraying her clan, who she still cares a whole lot about.

Could be baseless optimism again (Too Many Pangolins was awkwardly timed :cry:) but it sounded like the coins were paying the Mori off more than about cracking it. Just by mention of it they know as much or more than she does, unless that "feel the edges" bit is a key factor itself.

The coins sound like a way to trade favors. So Nara will have to make up for nabbing Kei to the Mori part of network, but they think it's worth it.

Aaand Ninja'd. At least I wasn't alone in my thinking!

This is farfetched, but somehow, I suspect the Mori are actually communicating with the Nara. Maybe they both knew that the end of civilization is coming if they don't do anything to reverse it.
Also, Hazō will have a long talk with the Nara.

This seems pretty likely, from the tone I remember about that scene with visitors (weren't some foreign?) and the fact that it was a public front rather than hidden entirely. And would be a huge way to tie in some of our larger goals that we feared might vanish joining Leaf, while explaining why genius clans hadn't already thought of it (they had) AND giving a potential route to extract more of the Mori (to link up with the Nara since Mist is screwed anyways).

Right, but like, even entertaining the idea of "Nara Keiko" is ludicrous from our perspective.
Step 1: Shikaku asks for Kei.
Step 2: J-clan precommits to always refusing this demand.
Step 3: Shikaku either wastes political capital harassing us for no benefit, or keeps that capital for something actually useful. Being Shikaku, he picks the latter option.
We've been told flat out that Hiruzen can override them.
From Kei's perspective: She goes from "surrounded by her close friends" to "surrounded by people who wanted her as a poltical tool" which can't be a step up.
From our perspective: Taking Kei out of the J-clan significantly weakens the clan's starting power due to loss of both a bloodline and a summon scroll, and given that J-clan lacks numbers, we need to make up for it in power-density.

I fear you are massively over-valuing the "Dictator can overrule the clans" considering it was only proposed as a counter to a single threshold issue of "create the Sannin's clan at all" rather than "use this every time the Hokage has to do anything for his subjects" . Eaglejarl even ominously mentioned it in a way, with consequences of snubbing that alliance. And you are consistently undervaluing the close alliance to a three-clan bloc of genius tacticians likely led by the Jonin Commander and arguably closest to our methodology (rationalism, even if not optimism/moral utilitarianism).

Access to the Frozen Skein for consulting and possibly bloodline mixing is a huge value even without any betrayal of the coins (if that's messaging and not favor trading). That's where we'd negotiate them down really, a stronger voting bloc alliance in exchange for access to Keiko in that way. For the summoning scroll/bloodline, if we are insistent that both stay with us, we could make the deal a formalized "Child X goes to this clan, Child Y goes to the other" as what almost certainly happens with any pairing of clan heirs already (picture if Ino and Choji paired off).

The think to debate really (other than getting an assessment between-updates from Jiraiya on the issue) is whether to go adoption or marriage. Marriage is less of losing her in a way, as we'd be in-laws still and it strengthens our claim on divided children. The Nara are if anyone pragmatic enough to consider things like "acknowledge mistress" (to keep Tenten connection) and much moreso when its not even an inheritance threat and its with a nameless orphan rather than a rival power. Without a religious/'moral' objection that should be a nearly free concession just to make the arranged marriage not blow up in resentment and scandal later. Adoption gets her a little more trusted by them immediately (she's not as much outsider) and leaves Tenten or whoever else wide open while feeling less like treating her as a commodity. But its a greater loss of her from the already small Jiraiya clan, its hard to see her saying "No that's fine for Mari to volunteer for but I'm worth more" or anything, and would still leave a future question of children and the bloodline that Tenten alone doesn't solve (but then bullshit Ninja medics, so who knows what solution they might have already).

Hmm... between Kagome talking about the Lupchanz, Sky Squids, and Jiraiya talking about the Watchers, I think it's pretty safe to say there's something going on beyond the Elemental Nations. What exactly that is, IDK. Could be a lot of things. But it needs to stop. They're saying we can't make nukes after all. That just can't stand.

Have we considered the possibility that Kagome is from Hidden Whirlpool ? It would explain his massive sealing knowledge and managing to stay ungrabbed (high skills, and different paradigm for hunting missing-nin since they can't even admit he is one of theirs). And a sealing factory seems a lot more normal for a clan so dependent on its seals for strength and relevance (moreso if whatever they did to avoid all-nation-beatdown increased their need somehow). Perhaps Whirlpool vanished because....it was lifted up into Hidden Heaven, or sunk to become Hidden Sea? Either way might be more feasible for an entire village of seal prodigies than it is for our limited few, and leave that as a potential future ally to work with (but it also steals some of the hivemind's thunder, certainly). Mostly just thinking how his strong focus on lupchanzen/sky squids relates to their disappearance (and need to recruit).
 
The coins are a messaging system I bet, and the Nara really want to know the code. I bet they have a bunch of compiled messages they've previously intercepted but failed to decode, too.
This is farfetched, but somehow, I suspect the Mori are actually communicating with the Nara. Maybe they both knew that the end of civilization is coming if they don't do anything to reverse it.
Jashin damnit, GET OUT OF THE GM NOTES!

@OliWhail! YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR CHANGING THE GORRAM PASSWORD THIS TIME! WHAT DID YOU CHOOSE, 'a' ? Honest to god, don't make me come over there.
 
Have we considered the possibility that Kagome is from Hidden Whirlpool ? It would explain his massive sealing knowledge and managing to stay ungrabbed (high skills, and different paradigm for hunting missing-nin since they can't even admit he is one of theirs). And a sealing factory seems a lot more normal for a clan so dependent on its seals for strength and relevance (moreso if whatever they did to avoid all-nation-beatdown increased their need somehow). Perhaps Whirlpool vanished because....it was lifted up into Hidden Heaven, or sunk to become Hidden Sea? Either way might be more feasible for an entire village of seal prodigies than it is for our limited few, and leave that as a potential future ally to work with (but it also steals some of the hivemind's thunder, certainly). Mostly just thinking how his strong focus on lupchanzen/sky squids relates to their disappearance (and need to recruit).

Extreme Paranoia: Kagome has been branded with a seal that will kill him if he exposes any of Hidden Whirlpool's secrets. At least half of his crazed rambling is a desperate attempt to communicate while saying things he knows are nonsense.

Has anyone checked his tongue?
 
Have we considered the possibility that Kagome is from Hidden Whirlpool ? It would explain his massive sealing knowledge and managing to stay ungrabbed (high skills, and different paradigm for hunting missing-nin since they can't even admit he is one of theirs). And a sealing factory seems a lot more normal for a clan so dependent on its seals for strength and relevance (moreso if whatever they did to avoid all-nation-beatdown increased their need somehow). Perhaps Whirlpool vanished because....it was lifted up into Hidden Heaven, or sunk to become Hidden Sea? Either way might be more feasible for an entire village of seal prodigies than it is for our limited few, and leave that as a potential future ally to work with (but it also steals some of the hivemind's thunder, certainly). Mostly just thinking how his strong focus on lupchanzen/sky squids relates to their disappearance (and need to recruit).

I've considered it, but I don't think it's the case. Can't articulate the specifics, but it just doesn't feel like it would fit.

One point: You would think Hidden Whirlpool nin would respect sealcrafting a lot more than Kagome seems to think other nin do.
 
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