Can we even do that? :V
With magic and miracles, everything is possible! :)

I bet we can degrief her, but once we step 100 meters away she becomes worst again.
Perfect. Sasa will be the perfect subject to attempt degriefing a civillian.

I'm not bad.

I'm Evil.

I'm against mind control, simply because Sabrina would do it terribly.
*Sasa is mind controlled*

"And now... you shall march up to that guy" *points at tandom guy* "and kick him in the shins! ... For my amusement."

*Sasa goes and hugs the guy*

*Sabrina's eye twitches and the mind control runs off*

*Silly hijinks ensue after which the random guy and Sasa end up having coffee together*

"... Totally as planned."

*Sabrina goes hug Mami home*
 
*Sasa is mind controlled*

"And now... you shall march up to that guy" *points at tandom guy* "and kick him in the shins! ... For my amusement."

*Sasa goes and hugs the guy*

*Sabrina's eye twitches and the mind control runs off*

*Silly hijinks ensue after which the random guy and Sasa end up having coffee together*

"... Totally as planned."

*Sabrina goes hug Mami home*
More like:

Sabrina: Aha! I will now control your mind! *grief constructs mind-control helmet*

*Sasa walks away while Sabrina's spaced out*

-a few minutes of trying to catch up with Sasa later-

Sabrina: Aha! I will now control your mind! *puts helmet on Sasa*

BZZZT!

*Sasa is now a drooling vegetable. Good job fucking it up, Sabrina.*
 
Missed all the discussion due to sleep, but I think apologizing for troubling her and then leaving + telling her she can tak to us later if she want is a good approach for now.

Mixing Ugos with Explorers vote for resaons:

[x]...Hey, um, sorry.
[x]Just, if you ever change your mind or you want someone to talk to or yell at or something, consider it a standing offer, okay? I'll stop bothering you now but please take my number?
[x]Talk to Kyoko when you're finished with Sasa
-[x]Um, yeah, sorry about that.
-[x]Be right there.
[x] Head over to Kyoko
 
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@Guilop

Seems reasonable.

[x]Guilop

Though the last line is unnecessary really and I don't like that approach- we don't need her to SHOP to run into her again and the timeframe is off for properly dealing with Sasa if we do that.
 
I will say that "planning" to do something, as a vote when it's something we'll just do without having to confer with anyone else, seems kind of pointless.

We're Sabrina's brain, so she'll do it if we want her to do it, regardless of whether it's in a vote now or not.
 
Yeah, @Guilop can we please not have a repeat of the Promise Incident? :(

That said it's probably the best vote. We just need to talk to her again afterwards, and fairly soon.
 
*considers Nagisa and Yuma*

.... clearly we need to get Sasa a surrogate little sister! That will make her better!

*nods sagely*
Clearly the solution is to start trawling elementary schools for little girls who look like they could use a surrogate big sister of dubious mental stability, so that we have enough for all the meguca and potentials in need. This is an excellent idea that cannot possibly go wrong.
 
I will say that "planning" to do something, as a vote when it's something we'll just do without having to confer with anyone else, seems kind of pointless.

We're Sabrina's brain, so she'll do it if we want her to do it, regardless of whether it's in a vote now or not.
Yeah, @Guilop can we please not have a repeat of the Promise Incident? :(

That said it's probably the best vote. We just need to talk to her again afterwards, and fairly soon.
I just forgot to take it out. It's gone now.
 
Don't feel shy from sharing your ideas for votes.

As always, naysayers are useless if they don't propose alternatives. :)
[] Confront Sasa, tell her to don't ever take a contract with a bunnycat.
[] Also tell her she basically rip out her soul and will eventually become a monster if she contract.

This is late, and i think this is too aggresive for voters liking but eh... *shrug*
 
I think that contacting authorities was the best plan so far. Even if not to let them handle it, just to get a professional opinion on how to talk to Sasa.

For now, however I think that the author is trying to suggest that other problems need handling immediately.
 
[] Confront Sasa, tell her to don't ever take a contract with a bunnycat.
[] Also tell her she basically rip out her soul and will eventually become a monster if she contract.

This is late, and i think this is too aggresive for voters liking but eh... *shrug*
Considering Godwinson's vote got quite a few votes last round, I wouldn't say it's too aggressive. It would be nice to manage and get some trust from Sasa before going MAGIC, but just cutting the crap and explaining from the get go would've been the 'dutiful' thing to do, no more, no less.

Clearly the solution is to start trawling elementary schools for little girls who look like they could use a surrogate big sister of dubious mental stability, so that we have enough for all the meguca and potentials in need. This is an excellent idea that cannot possibly go wrong.
We create a reverse-babysitting agency, whose job is to find parents who would temporarily give their young daughters/sons into the care of meguca who need a little sibling figure.

I think that contacting authorities was the best plan so far. Even if not to let them handle it, just to get a professional opinion on how to talk to Sasa.

For now, however I think that the author is trying to suggest that other problems need handling immediately.
I think it's more that we started this Sasa thing while it was close to Koko time, and Sabrina's dilemmas tend to be about choosing one person over another.

Who to help?
 
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So, Sabrina has shown up in fanfiction for non-PMMM works now!

The most recent chapter of Ethereum, a fanfic for Erfworld by Twofer, being where she appears.
... holy shit, I did not expect that.

Are you sure-
"True. Be careful," Sabrina said without irony, as she set the tinfoil hat back on her head, sat on her heels, and began conjuring another bomb. "Honeyblob. Banananananana."
Sabrina was out; she'd left a note saying she'd gone to visit a Predictamancer about something to do with feathers.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
 
Missed all the discussion due to sleep, but I think apologizing for troubling her and then leaving + telling her she can tak to us later if she want is a good approach for now.

Mixing Ugos with Explorers vote for resaons:

[]...Hey, um, sorry.
[]Just, if you ever change your mind or you want someone to talk to or yell at or something, consider it a standing offer, okay? I'll stop bothering you now but please take my number?
[]Talk to Kyoko when you're finished with Sasa
-[]Um, yeah, sorry about that.
-[]Be right there.
[] Head over to Kyoko

I feel like that vote makes it seem like we're still trying to force her to talk to us. Hence why I went with the 'I still owe you an ice cream' angle... it seemed less pushy.
 
[X] Apologize to Sasa for the trouble
-[X] Tell her to flag you down next time she see's you for that ice cream.
[x]Just, if you ever change your mind or you want someone to talk to or yell at or something, consider it a standing offer, okay? I'll stop bothering you now but please take my number?
Hm, so these seem to be the leading approaches for a "parting shot" to dealing with Sasa. The thing is, I'm not sure either one leaves us with a lasting impression, especially after five minutes of being annoyingly pushy. Do you think it would be better to tease that we have an ulterior motive for talking to her when we leave? After all, she seemed most interested in us when Sabrina was a mystery, not when she was dismissing her mysteries as being "complicated". Something like:

[X] Okay, clearly you don't want to talk; I get that. But the way you've communicated that tells me that you match the profile I'm looking for, that you're more important than you know.
[X] I'll probably be around here again tomorrow. Don't bother looking me up, though; I'm pretty sure I don't have a legal identity to find.
[X] Talk to Kyoko when you're finished with Sasa
-[X] Um, yeah, sorry about that.
-[X] Be right there.
[X] Head over to Kyoko

The only positive thing I can think of is that now Sasa might be ticked off enough that she won't want to talk to Kyubey, either. Wouldn't that be an interesting way to prevent a contract? :)
 
Hm, so these seem to be the leading approaches for a "parting shot" to dealing with Sasa. The thing is, I'm not sure either one leaves us with a lasting impression, especially after five minutes of being annoyingly pushy. Do you think it would be better to tease that we have an ulterior motive for talking to her when we leave? After all, she seemed most interested in us when Sabrina was a mystery, not when she was dismissing her mysteries as being "complicated". Something like:

[X] Okay, clearly you don't want to talk; I get that. But the way you've communicated that tells me that you match the profile I'm looking for, that you're more important than you know.
[X] I'll probably be around here again tomorrow. Don't bother looking me up, though; I'm pretty sure I don't have a legal identity to find.
[X] Talk to Kyoko when you're finished with Sasa
-[X] Um, yeah, sorry about that.
-[X] Be right there.
[X] Head over to Kyoko

The only positive thing I can think of is that now Sasa might be ticked off enough that she won't want to talk to Kyubey, either. Wouldn't that be an interesting way to prevent a contract? :)

Piss her off enough and make her think we're with QB...

That would be fucking hilarious. LOL.
 
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