Also, why does Akane have more chakra than the summoner?
There was a big Akane training vote at one point, IIRC when we reunited with her after joining Leaf and she had been training with Lee and Gai for a while. There was a lot of XP to go around and there was a push to invest heavily in CR, and I think CR 30 seemed at the upper bound of 'reasonable CR levels' that she might have trained to under Gai.

Also Keiko's been slacking by only leveling the god-tier jutsu that lets her grow faster and allows her split personality pseudo-sister to live, for shame.
 
There was a big Akane training vote at one point, IIRC when we reunited with her after joining Leaf and she had been training with Lee and Gai for a while. There was a lot of XP to go around and there was a push to invest heavily in CR, and I think CR 30 seemed at the upper bound of 'reasonable CR levels' that she might have trained to under Gai.

Also Keiko's been slacking by only leveling the god-tier jutsu that lets her grow faster and allows her split personality pseudo-sister to live, for shame.
And then she roundhouse kicked an octocat in the face.
 
The KEI gets to keep the best of the clanless -- and so not be rendered toothless, the clans get to (marginally) increase their power, the unnappealing clanless get to join clans -- increasing their personal power and survival chances due to clan techniques (considering that KEI is supposed to be looking out for these people in the first place, I think they'd consider this a pro instead of a con).
Why would any clans other than Goketsu ever go for that? Maybe the Nara would by calculating out which ones are still worth the investment. Maybe some clan that desperately needs an infusion of new blood would. Maybe there could be the occasional other clan that adopts someone who they know to be promising even if it isn't obvious. But otherwise? Hah!

There seems a relatively easy answer: couple it with the elimination of the special tax status of jounin. The whole point of it is to placate independently exceptional ninja and bleed off their support of their compatriots in a manner so subtle that it's likely that everybody in power has forgotten it. Without that, they more than pay for themselves even with the discount and the Kei go to the top and bidding wars ensue. They don't affect the council vote, so no initial resistance to the resolution as long as they don't realize the deeper implications.
Are you serious? You want to propose taking away the pay that every single clan member gets from the few clanless who right now also get it, so that it truly becomes a privilege exclusive to clans? And you want to do so despite the fact that it would piss off literally the strongest independent ninja that happen to have accepted that they don't get any political say (if they aren't also a Sannin) despite being comparable in power (usually surpassing even) to clan heads?

Let me clarify: You want Hazo to be the guy to propose to cut Orochimaru's budget?!

Edit: Actually, you might be onto something after all. If we spread this idea among the general KEI population and propose that for each clanless jonin the pay increase should be spread among all clanless in solidarity, it could perfectly place a wedge between KEI's strongest members and the wider KEI community. This could help distract from the negatives of our Clan Restoration Act. Perfidous plan to weaken KEI while still being able to spin it as friendliness. How will you prevent Ami, Keiko and Naruto from seeing right through us though?
 
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Seeing how he is someone who likes to pressure us on the backpay in rent we owe him, I still think that he might take the opportunity to make his displeasure known, even if he could just go to Asuma to ask for more than he actually lost.
 
"Allow the huge wound to fester because it isn't harming us directly yet"?
The QMs have basically said that, should Orochimaru ever decide he wants to dissect/kill Hazou, there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. Orochimaru is one of the VERY few pillars that support Leaf's national security right now, and Asuma is forced to take an appeasement stance on him because of that. It's why Orochimaru got his compound back. It's why we're avoiding Orochimaru until we can FOOM enough that we're his match. It's why I'm not voting for any plan that has Hazou willingly interact with him.

Because, like Ami said, Orochimaru has so much hard power that the world shapes itself around him. We're a cute chuunin with childish dreams. Wait until we're a powerful jonin with an entire deck's worth of trump cards before we go poke the deadly, amoral ninja whom we don't fully understand, yeah?
 
Yes, this is totally a thing that can happen. It's a small enough thing that we can assume Hazō has suggested it offscreen.
Excellent. Keiko can sustain 5 clones (i.e. Resolve 27) and Akane can do 6 (Resolve 30) while they go towards SC40.

Sad Hazou. He has small chakra reserves as usual, and is stuck at 4 clones (Resolve 24, which he already has), so he is actually just going to keep leveling SC.

I guess this changes if the koi get up and running. If we hit SC40, it'll be a while before we need the koi... For Hazou, the slowest of the bunch, he'll be bounded at 4*3 clone-training-blocks -> Resolve 48, which would take about half a year to get to. He's also a month away from SC30 and then two more away from SC40 (with 1.4x), so if we go SC40, the koi will only be necessary in 9 in-game months.
 
Omake: Being Gaku
What must it have been like, for Gaku, growing up? He's remarkably gifted with intelligence and insight. He's skilled at administration and patient with Hazou, but also compassionate enough to view Hazou looking through legends for treasure as a child reading nursery tales instead of the truth.

He's a Clanless civilian. Imagine being raised on tales of national heroes, like Hashirama, who founded the modern era in a way that we can't *really* comprehend. Imagine growing up listening to tales about the legendary Mito, and growing up under the protection of Hiruzen-the-Ninja-God. Imagine watching the rise of the Sannin.

Imagine watching them, and knowing that you'll never be them. Imagine Gaku, civilian, being told he was inherently lesser, and that he should mind his place. That he wasn't the stuff of heroes. So he trains his mind. He watches the who's who and learns whatever he can, however he can.

Gaku figures that, if he can't be a hero through fire, shadow, and magic, then he'll be a hero through paper and ink. He'll make the world a better place, guarding the civilians from the ninja, offering his intellect and hard-won insight as a tool for the more benevolent ninja.

But none are really interested. After all, he's a civilian. And a Clanless one at that. Until a group of foreigners arrive, driven out of their barbarian nation for having a soul that cries aloud for the Will of Fire. And their leader, a *teenager* embodies the Leaf's philosophy better than anyone you've ever met. He's young and so he stumbles, but the kid's earnest and quick-witted. The kid has the ideas, but is lost in Leaf's cultural forest --having grown up away from his soul's home, is it any wonder the child would get lost once he returns to his rightful home?

So Gaku turns up, daring to presume *just one more time,* as though he hasn't been smacked down for it before. He does what he always does, and offers his services, with just a sliver of resignation. If Gaku's fellow natives (those who grew up with and around him) couldn't acknowledge Gaku's worth, why should this foreign boy?

But yet, the boy does. And more, he *listens,* and *encourages* Gaku to speak up. He promotes Gaku far above any other station Gaku ever dreamt of reaching, above what *any* civilian would have dared to hope.

And they're changing Leaf. Together, they're making the world a better place. Perhaps this isn't the magic and glory Gaku might have daydreamed about in his youth, but Gaku is *finally* a hero, in his own way --through paper and ink.
 
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The QMs have basically said that, should Orochimaru ever decide he wants to dissect/kill Hazou, there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. Orochimaru is one of the VERY few pillars that support Leaf's national security right now, and Asuma is forced to take an appeasement stance on him because of that. It's why Orochimaru got his compound back. It's why we're avoiding Orochimaru until we can FOOM enough that we're his match. It's why I'm not voting for any plan that has Hazou willingly interact with him.

Because, like Ami said, Orochimaru has so much hard power that the world shapes itself around him. We're a cute chuunin with childish dreams. Wait until we're a powerful jonin with an entire deck's worth of trump cards before we go poke the deadly, amoral ninja whom we don't fully understand, yeah?

People have no trouble pissing off Asuma on a regular basis, even though that can just as easily get us killed. To be honest, if Asuma ever decided he wanted Hazou dead there's not much anyone can do to stop it. The S rankers probably aren't going to defy Asuma to step in on our behalf, and Mari can't fight the rest of the Jonin in the village by herself, and the rest of Goketsu can't fight Jonin at all.

So what's the difference? We give Asuma stuff he wants, which makes him prefer us alive. Except that's not that much different from Orochimaru. When you have something he wants that requires you alive, there's no point to killing you. Besides that, Asuma has some sort of code that makes him hesitate to kill Leaf ninja, which Orochimaru doesn't share. But then, we regularly test Asuma's code by giving him ample reason to kill us, whereas Orochimaru has no reason to kill us. Especially since if he did, we'd already be dead, as the QMs have established. The fact that we are alive means he doesn't want us dead.

All this to say, dealing with Orochimaru, in my eyes, is not actually that much more dangerous than our current behavior. Are we going to go in there and get him to do whatever we want? No, but that's true of pretty much anyone who's not a chuunin.

I think the more important question than how dangerous it is, is what we really get out of it. If he's not going to help with Jiraiya, then talking to him is pointless. If he is going to help, then it should arguably be one of our main priorities, if not THE main priority, to figure out how to navigate that discussion. So basically, we need intel. But writing him off because ooo scary just makes me roll my eyes when that's essentially everyone in this hellworld. Fucking Lord Hag could've killed us if we were too reckless about it. If we're going to go all in on winning safely then we should just hermit crab in the Goketsu compound and do nothing for 4 years while we become strong. But that's boring for QMs and players, which is why we aren't just doing that.

If you want some in-universe reasons why Hazou would pursue this conversation:
1: Jiraiya trusted Orochimaru in the end, and he wasn't an idiot. It was his last wish as Hokage. He wanted Orochimaru to be able to return to Leaf, for one purpose or another. Maybe Jiraiya had a project for him to pursue. Maybe he thought Oro earned it. Don't know, but I do trust Jiraiya's judgement, and no one knew Orochimaru better than Jiraiya or Tsunade.
2: Leaf may not be able to afford us waiting 4 years to get S rank. Tsunade and Orochimaru are the only reason Leaf even matters right now, as Naruto could probably be countered by any other village's bijuu. It's going to be a while before our summoners come in to full strength, and I doubt the other villages are going to want to wait around for that to happen. In fact, since we have the largest concentration of scrolls right now, a successful invasion of Leaf is more beneficial than ever. Mist has been steadily infiltrating Leaf in the midst of our "alliance" but there's no telling where that allegiance really is. Rock is lurking nearby. Cloud seems antsy for a fight with someone. Getting Jiraiya back faster could turn that tide, depending.
3: Jiraiya's spirit becomes more damaged the longer we wait on rezzing him. While there are likely other avenues we can do solo, Orochimaru & Tsunade are currently the fastest option, which means the least risk to his wellbeing. If we wait around to bring him back, we might not get all of him back.
4: Hidan is waiting on our next big play as Jashin's chosen, we have to show off!

Ultimately, my stance: We don't need to march up to Orochimaru's door right now and start making demands. But, I would like to make an effort to make Orochimaru more of a known quantity, by asking Ami and Tsunade about what it's like working with him. We can make decisions from there. But just writing him off entirely as of now is a bad gameplan.
 
@Shrooms
Difference is Orochimaru doesn't value people or lives. Asuma does, at least to an extent. At any moment, He might just snatch Hazo up and experiment on him. Or just kill him...and then experiment on him. Asuma's less likely to do so.
 
@Shrooms
Difference is Orochimaru doesn't value people or lives. Asuma does, at least to an extent. At any moment, He might just snatch Hazo up and experiment on him. Or just kill him...and then experiment on him. Asuma's less likely to do so.

Orochimaru could do that whether we speak to him or not. Plus, as the QMs said, if he wanted to do so, it would happen with no resistance. Since he hasn't done it, he doesn't want to for whatever reason.
 
Asuma has killboxed us more times than Orochimaru, just saying.

That statement is pedantic and not impactful, since Asuma is Hokage and Orochimaru is not, and also needing to act in an official capacity, but you do know that.

Here's a big thing you're missing, I think, @Shrooms . It isn't one or the other. No matter what we do, we need to keep in Asuma's... Neutral side or better. And we're not always great at that. Our being moderately aligned with Asuma's goals helps to some extent. Balancing between not being killed for treason and advancing what we want to advance is tougher than I think we anticipated, but overall we're moving in a good direction. FOOM is initiated, which gives us advantage in the waiting game. Our people are getting stronger. We're keeping civilians alive and helping them. We're on a good course.

If we involve with Orochimaru, the balancing act with Hazou's desires, and Asuma's (and ours, tbh) doesn't go away. It just puts a new direction we're being pulled. How much harder will it be to not commit treason, if we're also answering to Orochimaru, especially when he's mostly above such things, but we're not. Saying "we already successfully deal with Asuma without quite being killed" isn't the stellar argument you think it is, to me it's the warning that adding another master makes things more difficult. Especially one that I think we're less fundamentally aligned with. To say nothing of the many valid in-character reasons our closest allies will question Hazou's judgement if he tries to go work with Oro after last time.

Find Intel? Sure. Researching all strong Ninja is just good practice. Engage with him without adequate leverage? Horrible for negotiation or survival.
 
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