Jello_Raptor
(Confirmed Jelly)
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- Left of Center
"... and if we can't do that, we'll add a new gate to the western wall using only our left pinkies!"
"YOSH!"
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
"... and if we can't do that, we'll add a new gate to the western wall using only our left pinkies!"
"YOSH!"
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- UK
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- He/Him
When you say prototype, do you mean a bunch of planks and a coil of ninja wire? Or do you have an active 5SB inside a storage scroll?@Velorien @eaglejarl
The party would know we have a prototype stored in a seal somewhere, probably in the Summon Realm. We could hand it over with no extra work from us.
@Velorien: that was a lovely, lighthearted chapter
rkyeun
Cabbitus Maximus
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I might contribute by coming up with insane combinations of abilities we have.
Worst timing. I hit post, and when it reloaded to show me the post, there was an update. I read it before anyone responded though, so...
Jello_Raptor
(Confirmed Jelly)
- Location
- Left of Center
Well the 5SB would be outside the storage scroll, but the pre-cut planks and wire would all be there. Ready to be assembled as a demo.
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- Yes.
-insert screaming in Kagome here-
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- The Deep Blue Sea
I mean that in the chapter where we used the watchtowers, Akane pulled a set of rods and screw-on blocks from a storage seal, and I presume at some point that set was put back into a storage seal.
Jello_Raptor
(Confirmed Jelly)
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- Left of Center
You know, I really hope they don't mean that literally.
I swear, if we just challenged Inoichi to a fight to the death over the hand of his daughter I will glare at Inoue so hard.
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What have you to fear? If he opens the fight with a Yamanaka ninjutsu, he's going to have to deal with the contents of Hazō's mind.
Hazō could become the consort of the current Yamanaka clan leader in a single day.
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- The Deep Blue Sea
[omake] This actually happens
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- Leeds
Tempted to open a new account as Inochi just to do some interactive Omaking.
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- UK
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Does that mean you'd delete your Dark as Silver account in order to abide by the forum rules?
Dammit, Mari!
According to the internet...
Holly: Domestic Bliss
Hydrangea: Heartlessness
White Lily: It's Heavenly to be with You
Cherry Blossoms: ??? (probably something romantic)
Daffodil: You're the Only One; The Sun is Always Shining When I'm with You
Cactus: Endurance
According to the internet...
Holly: Domestic Bliss
Hydrangea: Heartlessness
White Lily: It's Heavenly to be with You
Cherry Blossoms: ??? (probably something romantic)
Daffodil: You're the Only One; The Sun is Always Shining When I'm with You
Cactus: Endurance
rkyeun
Cabbitus Maximus
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The purpose of the sockpuppet rules is to prevent people from escaping the consequences of misbehavior by jumping to a fresh henge. I mean account. Announcing what you are doing and what account you are, and doing it temporarily and for narrative purposes seems like the kind of use mods are likely to approve of if asked privately, Fairy Queen style.
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That... is kind of awesome in its own right, and also not the list I was looking at when I wrote the scene. To canonise or not to canonise...
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- Academy City
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- They
Don't tempt me.
Or he could ask for a name change/ask to have a temp second account? The point is not to do it without permission.
Sleep screaming in Kagome. He's currently on medium-alert.
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- Leeds
Nah I'd just deny it.
E: Now that I think about it, there is a precedent. For With this ring, whatshisface the author made an account and made a series of posts under the alias of a villain who can manipulate stories or something.
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Just to be safe, we should make this thread extra-dangerous to any intruding Yamanaka. (Why haven't we already done this? Insufficient paranoia.) I'll start:
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- NYC
It could be by number of replies per day or something like that, in which case it doesn't have the issues measuring by percentage does. Of course, that doesn't imply that we're at or close to some kind of limit for number of unique users participating.
Would you be willing to share the list you used with us?
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- USA
[???] Ask Inoue Exactly what those flowers meant
Now that we have delivered the flowers, there's no reason for us not to know.
Strategically, it's important to understand the situation we've gotten ourselves into.
So, we must immediately return to Inoue and ask for a detailed explanation of the meaning of the flowers.
Contingencies:
If we aren't confident we can keep a straight face around Ino after, we may need to avoid eye contact while avoiding being suspicious:
Get to work on that tower prototype so we have an excuse not to look up.
Focus entirely on reading at the library.
Actually, shouldn't Iron Nerve help here? Facial expression #6, everything is normal? I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention.
Now that we have delivered the flowers, there's no reason for us not to know.
Strategically, it's important to understand the situation we've gotten ourselves into.
So, we must immediately return to Inoue and ask for a detailed explanation of the meaning of the flowers.
Contingencies:
If we aren't confident we can keep a straight face around Ino after, we may need to avoid eye contact while avoiding being suspicious:
Get to work on that tower prototype so we have an excuse not to look up.
Focus entirely on reading at the library.
Actually, shouldn't Iron Nerve help here? Facial expression #6, everything is normal? I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention.
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- Leeds
Excellent now lets all talk about that excellent Naruto Skyrim crossover in which the Yamanaka are long lost Nords and the Dragonborn introduces them to Mead.Just to be safe, we should make this thread extra-dangerous to any intruding Yamanaka. (Why haven't we already done this? Insufficient paranoia.) I'll start:
will408914
(slouching towards bethlehem)
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- California
What's "The Protagonists Are The Others" from?Just to be safe, we should make this thread extra-dangerous to any intruding Yamanaka. (Why haven't we already done this? Insufficient paranoia.) I'll start:
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- NYC
Not sure if you wanted people who have posted a non-zero number of times to reply to this, but my reason is that I don't always follow the thread and when I do, most of the time anything that I think of suggesting that is "objectively true/helpful" is already thought of by the hive mind. And what remains is more subjective things like how to social or other situations with no clear cut answer etc.
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That looks like a great way to also make the thread dangerous to potential players. Not all of us have seen all those films, you know.Just to be safe, we should make this thread extra-dangerous to any intruding Yamanaka. (Why haven't we already done this? Insufficient paranoia.) I'll start:
I would, but now that @Chronocide has proposed it as a plan, I think it would be much more entertaining to have Inoue do it.