Chapter 3β: Dancing on Mari's Strings
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Chapter 3β: Dancing on Mari's Strings
"Kill her if she says one wrong word," the figure in the middle hissed.
If this was the day the boy genius had finally overreached, Mari wouldn't live to murder him for it. She probably wouldn't live six seconds.
But if it wasn't… then the fools had just made a lethal mistake, one which had killed dozens of ninja and civilians alike, and ruined hundreds more.
They'd let Inoue Mari speak.
-o-
Some days earlier…
Hazō watched the motes drifting in the wind as they rose from the crackling campfire. Each had the potential to unleash a forest fire capable of engulfing the Fire Country and reshaping the fates of thousands–if it only landed in the right place at the right time. Each was a brief ghost of a greater fire to which there was no return.
Thoughts like these had haunted Hazō all evening, even before Kei's question, born of a remarkable combination of uncharacteristic empathy and cutting insensitivity, managed to hit him where it hurt the most.
"That's right," he told Kei, keeping his voice even. "I went quiet because I was thinking about all the people I left behind in the alpha timeline and will never see again. Good guess, Mori."
They were alone at the camp while Noburi and Mari were off securing the perimeter (and it ate at Hazō that he couldn't shower them with advanced seals to turn the area into Naraka for the unprepared, or have Kagome-sensei rant at him about its inadequacy anyway). Noburi and Kei had quickly realised why Hazō wanted them to practise carrying out basic tasks in pairs–it gave each genin regular opportunities for one-on-one teaching experiences with a veteran jōnin, something any of them would have killed for in their third-stringer days. Mari had even more quickly realised the real purpose of the system, which was to let her begin to build the bonds Hazō had promised her in the optimal environment of low-stress private interactions where she didn't have to worry about fitting into the established group dynamic (little did she know that these were her own lessons coming back to haunt her). Hazō alone understood the crucial purpose that lay a layer beyond even that: to allow him to communicate future-related information to the rest of the team without handing Mari the keys to a cosmic power she didn't yet have the right motivations to use.
Not that it was all about Mari. Hazō hadn't realised until the beta timeline how emotionally dependent he'd been on his family, how the bold, visionary clan head had only existed because just being surrounded by his loved ones was enough to satisfy needs he didn't even know about. He'd left far more of himself behind than his Iron Nerve data stores, and if he didn't give himself time to build these sincere, vulnerable bonds with the others that he could only build as Gōketsu Hazō, the loneliness might consume him before the Dragons ever got a chance.
Kei closed her eyes briefly in a sign of realisation of her own stupidity. "I… I apologise, Kurosawa. It shames me to admit that I had successfully inferred that your mental state would be similar to my feelings regarding my sister, yet failed to reach the natural conclusion that you would likewise not appreciate those feelings being invoked lightly in conversation. I will leave you alone now."
"No," Hazō said, shifting to be slightly closer to the fire. Kei shifted slightly away. "No, that's the opposite of what I want." It was probably too early to introduce the Clear Communication Technique, but as its original co-inventor, maybe Kei would be open to a direct explanation where her questionable emotional intelligence wasn't enough to let her keep up otherwise.
"I don't want to be left alone with my thoughts, Mori," he said. "Yes, losing those people and those bonds is probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me, and I miss them terribly. But the best thing you can do for me isn't to let me lose myself in those feelings. It's to give me something to focus on in the world I live in now. Does that make sense?"
Kei nodded uncertainly. Time passed before she replied.
"Kurosawa… I appreciate that aside from biological elements, and a presumed if unconfirmed shared past, I am a different individual to the Keiko you know. Nevertheless, we are all prisoners of our pasts and the shackles imposed upon us at birth, and her divergence must have its limits–and surely I can model myself if no one else. If it would aid in salving your loneliness, I could attempt to imitate her. It could only be an improvement on what, to you, must be an inferior past self. If it would help, you… you could even address me by my given name."
Hazō stared.
Was this the kind of person Kei would have become if ninety percent of her emotional resources hadn't been tied up in keeping herself together after the Swamp (and much of the remaining ten in crushing on Mari)?
Kei, naturally, misread his reaction.
"I apologise! If I have once again offended you through insensitivity to your feelings–"
"No," Hazō cut her off. "No, you haven't offended me, though you have epically missed the point. I don't want a pale shadow of the person I've lost, Mori. I want you. I want to get to know you as you are, and build a new, real bond that will–"
Hazō stopped dead as he sensed a malevolent presence behind him.
"Well, well, well," Mari drawled with an enormous grin of fiendish delight in her face. "Things are certainly moving faster than I expected. The Hazō I remember wouldn't have been half as bold. Subtly manoeuvring the group so you could end up alone with Mori, then going for a full frontal assault in the knowledge that subtle cues wouldn't work… I don't know if I could have seduced someone so neatly at your age, and I'm me. Sorry for interrupting, kids. Feel free to carry on."
Of course, there was no salvaging this situation. Hazō was drowning in a cocktail of multiple flavours of embarrassment and frustration. Kei was redder than a tomato and incapable of saying a word. Noburi was radiating enough killing intent to give Captain Zabuza pause. All Hazō could do was declare a bitter "It's not like that" and then call it an early night before things could get even worse.
-o-
Morning had come, and nothing had been resolved. After clearing up the camp, Mari and Kei dropped back for trail-covering practice while Hazō and Noburi scouted ahead. In theory, they were hiding in Shikigami-sensei's shadow: even if Captain Zabuza noticed a handful of stragglers behind him, he wasn't going to turn around and go after them (or split his forces) if it meant a risk of losing the main prize. However, Mari taught that in the shinobi world, complacency equalled death (not that Hazō, with considerably more missing-nin experience than Mari herself, needed telling), and who was to say what other threats were waiting for them in Leaf territory?
By sheer coincidence, the arrangement left him alone with a still-fuming Noburi.
Coincidence, his foot. There was no way Mari had suggested this combination by accident. In fact, he was starting to wonder about Mari. He remembered how, in their original missing-nin days, she hadn't missed a single opportunity to tease them when the subjects of romance and sex came up, especially outside her personal supervision. At the time, he'd assumed that she just enjoyed their embarrassment (and he still believed that with all his heart). But that didn't explain what happened last night. Even if Mari actually believed that he'd been trying to seduce Kei, it seemed like there was no reason for her to ruin his attempt as decisively as she had.
But now, thinking about it in the cold light of day, and with Noburi next to him pointedly refusing to meet his gaze, a different interpretation occurred to Hazō. What if, all along, what Mari had been doing was averting the threat of intra-team romance?
Every ninja had heard of teams, even famous heroic teams, falling apart as a result of love, pushing out one member as a resentful third wheel, or being split by an ugly breakup, or failing in any number of other ways that were irreversibly destructive in the long run and outright lethal if they happened mid-mission. In a ninja village, you just got yourself reassigned–letting your personal feelings interfere with your work was a black mark on your record, but the Mizukage wasn't surprised when people failed to live up to his expectations. Out here in the wilderness, though, the four of them had no one to rely on but each other. If they stopped being able to do that, for any reason, they would die without fail.
If that was Mari's reasoning, it wasn't like Hazō could blame her. She'd let Kei's crush on her stay unresolved as long as she could, and when Kei finally, accidentally confessed, it really had nearly broken the team. Then there were Kei's apparent feelings for Hazō. There was a time when they'd been a lot more similar than they were now, two brilliant outsiders frustrated with the social complexity and unrepentant irrationality of the world around them. Hazō couldn't rule out the possibility that, if it hadn't been for Akane, both as a love interest in her own right and in terms of the ways she'd influenced him, Hazō and Kei might conceivably have ended up dating. With the young alpha Kei being the mess she was, and Hazō hardly a paragon of maturity himself, and Noburi still nursing his own crush, there was every reason to believe it would have gone cataclysmically wrong.
How many other, more subtle steps might Mari have taken to steer them away from each other for the greater good?
(Also, if all of this was true, it meant even Mari had been no match for Akane, which sounded about right.)
However, he hadn't been trying to seduce Kei, beta Kei (probably) didn't have a crush on Mari, and he already knew that Noburi's crush was going nowhere and that his brother would survive the revelation. Right now, Hazō only had one problem to deal with, and Mari had already ruthlessly manoeuvred him into a position where had no choice.
"Wakahisa," he began. "You know last night was just one big misunderstanding, right? I wasn't trying to seduce Mori. That was just Inoue being weird."
Noburi snorted. "Oh, please. 'I want you'? Look, if you want to… to get together with Mori, that's none of my business. But do me a favour and don't treat me like an idiot."
Hazō had to admit that Mari's timing had been exquisitely terrible. People entering the scene with such pinpoint precision as to hear exactly the wrong words and only the wrong words was something he'd previously thought only happened in bad fiction.
"That wasn't an 'I want you'," Hazō said. "It was an 'I want you'. As in, I wanted to be friends with Mori as she is, not have her try to change into someone I'd like more. You know her self-esteem is through the floor, Wakahisa. Is it that strange to want to make something like that clear to her?"
"...I guess not," Noburi admitted. "So you're saying that, despite delivering what sounds blatantly like a come-on, you're not into Mori."
"I'm not."
"And you're not trying to get together with her."
"I'm not."
"And you don't care that she's into you."
"Wait, what?" Hazō nearly tripped over a tree root.
"I'm not blind, Kurosawa," Noburi said. "Of course she's into you. You're her saviour, the genius from the future, the man with the plan. I've seen the way she has multiple-sentence conversations with you."
"Nonono," Hazō shook his head rapidly. "Wakahisa, you couldn't be more wrong. She's just grateful to me, that's all. Come on, we hardly know each other. We barely talked at the Academy. We've barely talked here. When would she find the time to start liking me?"
Noburi looked at him as if he was a terminally romance-impaired idiot.
Hazō didn't have the patience for this. He considered changing the subject entirely, but the exchange was a reminder that there was another issue that needed addressing early on in their relationship, and hopefully sorting that out would go some way towards fixing Noburi's delusional insecurities.
"You're her saviour too, you realise."
"What are you talking about, Kurosawa?" Noburi demanded. "You're the one who got us out of the Swamp of Death safely, and with a friendly jōnin to boot. Supposing your future knowledge is real, and at this point I guess maybe it could be, you saved both me and Mori from certain death. All I did was let you move me around the board."
Yes, there it was. Romantic complications aside, the simple truth was that Noburi was jealous of Hazō and Hazō's leadership. Just like last time.
"Wakahisa," Hazō said, looking him in the eye, "I couldn't have done any of this without you."
"Bullshit."
"I mean it," he said. "Do you think I could have wrapped Shikigami-sensei around my little finger with nothing but a pack of lies and unproved accusations?"
"You did it with Inoue-sensei, didn't you?"
"Using my detailed personal knowledge of her," Hazō explained. "I've known my Mari, the alpha timeline Mari, for years. I know exactly what makes her tick. Made her tick. When it comes to Shikigami-sensei, I don't have a clue how he thinks. I needed somebody who was very good with people–for real, without cheating–and if you hadn't been willing to help, we'd probably all be dead."
"...Huh."
"You're the one who guided us in laying the groundwork for the operation. You're the one who had the guts and the silver tongue to manipulate Shikigami-sensei. I couldn't have pulled it off. Mori couldn't have pulled it off. We need you, Wakahisa, both of us. Knowing the future doesn't make me a better ninja than you. It doesn't mean there aren't things only you can do."
Noburi didn't say anything. Hazō could sense that he was close. Just one more push…
"I need you on my team, Wakahisa. Mori still has too many blind spots, and Inoue might not follow orders if she decides she knows better than me. Right now, you're the only one I can trust to have my back. Besides, you're reliable, you're great at what you do, and I already know from the future that you have the potential to become a terror in combat."
Noburi frowned. "Are those the only reasons?"
Kurosawa Hazō might have failed the final test. Gōketsu Hazō knew his brother too well.
"Your Bloodline Limit is pretty good too," Hazō said casually. "If we can get you the right powerups, you'll be a force to be reckoned with. Seriously, you wouldn't believe what a Vampiric Dew user can pull off when they're properly supported."
Noburi looked at him closely, as if trying to decide whether Hazō was telling the truth (which, of course, Hazō was).
"I guess when you put it that way," he eventually concluded, "maybe Team Kurosawa might not be such a bad fit for me after all."
They went back to scouting in silence, but this time it was a calm, peaceful silence.
-o-
Mari allowed the shadow of an imperious sneer onto her face, as if the six murderous cultists with unknown powers surrounding her were children playing pretend, and she was the real ninja unimpressed with their rendition.
"Really? This is how the Brotherhood of the Sacred Immortal Eight-Headed Serpent welcomes an emissary of the Master himself?"
The cultists exchanged puzzled glances (somehow, since their hoods, patterned with golden snake designs, should have obscured their faces from each other as well).
"Ahem," the head cultist recovered first. "Who is this Master you speak of?"
Mari's eyes flashed. "There is only one man in this world–no, only one being, as he has long since transcended humanity–who is worthy of being called our Master. If that much needs explaining to you, then maybe I've chosen to begin in the wrong place."
There was a series of gasps.
"You don't mean… Lord Orochimaru?"
"Good," Mari said generously. "I'd like to believe he wasn't mistaken in putting his faith in you, or I'd have traipsed all the way through Iron for nothing."
"What does Lord Orochimaru want with us?" the head cultist asked.
"It's quite simple," Mari said. "The Master is in need of assistance for his latest, greatest project. Your group's ambition has caught his eye, and while you've yet to produce any noteworthy results for the Liberator, he thinks you may have potential, at least once you submit to his guidance."
"What is this project?" the cultist asked.
"Get a grip, Rakuten," one of the cultists standing behind Mari snapped. "You can't just start wagging your tail because she happens to have brought up Lord Orochimaru. This woman could be anybody."
Mari shrugged apathetically.
"Hey, if you'd rather believe that a random elite jōnin who happened to be passing by just felt like impersonating one of the Master's servants, instead of staying the hell away from biosealing weirdness or selling you out to the Elemental Nations, who'd pay solid gold for the opportunity to capture a bunch of sealmasters… you do you. You're the first on the list, not the only. I'm told the Hydra Foundation's doing some impressive stuff with mind control, or maybe I could track down one of the Arikadas–their visceral approach to biosealing seems like it would complement the Master's clinical precision well. Or…" she gave a sudden sly smile. "Or I could save myself the trouble entirely. The Hinago domain's just over the border from here, and they've got promising young prodigies starving for the Master's wisdom. Malleable, quick to learn, conveniently expendable… what's not to like?"
"Nonono," the head cultist hurried to object, shooting the other one a glare. "Forget the upstarts; none of them have a shadow of the Brotherhood of the Sacred Immortal Eight-Headed Serpent's rigour or dedication. So what was the project again?"
"Not sure," Mari said. "I'm a field operative, not a lab worker. Do the words '3D sealing' mean anything to you?"
After a second's bogglement, the head cultist looked to the one on his left, and received a nod.
"Where can we find Lord Orochimaru?" he asked.
"You haven't earned enough trust for me to just give you his location," Mari said. "Go to Todoroki, on the island of O'Uzu. Get an audience with the Oracle, or wait for him if he's not there. Once you give him the password, he'll send you on to your final destination."
"What's the password?"
Mari lowered her voice as if confiding a great secret. "The password is… 'Jashin is a pussy'."
"Are you serious?"
Mari rolled her eyes. "I'm assuming it was the Oracle who picked it, not the Master. Honestly, if that offends your sensibilities, then I'm not sure you have what it takes to serve the Master in the first place."
"Jashin is a pussy," the head cultist repeated, as if committing it to memory. "Jashin is a pussy."
"Make sure to say it loud and clear," Mari advised. "The Oracle can be a little… out of it, and if he thinks you're trying to give him the wrong password, you're in for a world of hurt."
"Thank you, Emissary. We will set out at once."
Mari stood aside as the cultists filed out of the room, making sure never to turn her back to them.
"Will you meet us at the destination, Emissary?" the head cultist asked as he left.
Mari's smile slipped away.
"There are some things I'm hoping to do first," she said. "But I'm pretty sure you and I are bound for the same place in the end."