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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

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AProcrastinator said:
All in all, it's the most productive meeting Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated has had in months.
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This was amazing. Just... everything. A bit of mushy, followed by the just... all of it. I haven't seen anything that managed to play everyone off each other so much. I was amazing. Hego trying to be hero until making Janna cry. Mirage desperately trying to be the sane woman. Just.... everything. The suggestions. It was every SV thread on immortality through the lens of madness. The suns.

Just... amazing. Utterly sublime. I laughed and expected it to be over and there was just more fully. Frankly I half expected to reveal that the teens had been listening in.

BrainInAJar said:
I guess there's a chance he would be no worse than Shego even if he's a consummate crimelord, but Shego has that waifu power to cover up her faults, let's be real. He better be pretty goddamn genial if you want people to stomach tolerating or even abetting morally unpleasant actions.
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We tolerate a tone of enemies. Unless he's worse than southern-racist Doom, then I'm happy letting him rule and setting up a date of cleaning him up as 'eventually.' After dealing with the world-destroying threats and people like Bellweather and Negaduck.

Mojave said:
Alright, pack it up boys. We've peaked.
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This. We're done. Doofquest has reached peek Doofquest. Nowhere to go but down from here.
 
King Arthur said:
Here's my big problem with the spy on you're employees action.

Who do we get to do it? Who do we trust?

As much as I like Russ, he has an outside party that he is loyal to above us, I don't want to give him more leverage over us and our employees then he already has. Monogram doesn't like us either.

Tobe actually has good intrigue at 24, but he's also Tobe and I'm not sure I trust him to keep that we asked him to do this quiet. Janna's 20 is pretty good, but she has a lot of very important stuff to do.

Maybe Mirage's 28 intrigue? She has 35 loyalty which is pretty darn solid, she's good at keeping things quiet, and she's used to this sort of shady thing. She's also a fairly busy character, but she's not quite at Janna or Technor's level of irreplacebly busy.

DC's only 75 so I guess we are safe enough.
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I would definitely have Mirage do it, like you said she doesn't have outside loyalties, she probably has some experience in spying on her employees and she has a 71% chance of success even without XP
 
AProcrastinator said:
(My Love can Be) The Killing Kind
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Oh my god that omake was GLORIOUS! You're definietly this quest's biggest fan.

Had a great mix of comedy and heartwarming moments, and even actually alerted me to some genuinely clever ways to counter Toffee I hadn't thought of! This omake truly is a great addition to this quest.

Stiff feels weird seeing the usually-crazy Wile E Coyote taking normally though.
 
AProcrastinator said:
"Hmm." Goofy murmured. "Y'know, I think I might have somethin', here. Although, come to think of it, it is kinda somethin' we've already got up there..."

"Nuh, uh, none of that!" Doofenschmirtz declared. "You're my Head Janitor for a reason, Goofy. I've always valued your advice!"

"Well, thanks, Dr. D! That's mighty swell of you ta say!" Goofy said, as everyone else tried to put the incongruity of the statement together with reality.

"Mrm mrm mrm…" Everyone except Dennis.

"So what I have ta think is …" Goofy scratched his chin. "Your -inators are always doin' some pretty durn amazing things, Doc. What if we happen to make us a, uh, a Dis-spelling-inator?"

"Something to get rid of magic," Doofenschmirtz considered. "You know, I'd thought of that, but I really don't know the first thing … well, I do know the first thing, thanks to that spellbook Grunkle Malefichmirtz gave me, but I don't know the sixth thing about -"

"Oh, not like that," Goofy said, "More like, uh … you write the word "Immortal" on the side of it, and then, you cross out the "IM". Then you can shoot Toffee with a Mortal-yzing ray!"

"That is -" Jumba coughed. "That is not in any way, shape, form, or conceivability of mind any kind of scientific -"

"Oh, that's a great idea, Goofy!" Doofenschmirtz said. "Only problem is, I already made one of those a couple years back. Called it the De-Fix-Inator. Like, prefix-inator, but, uh, de, y'know?"

"Ah, yeah, that makes sense," Goofy nodded. "Can't exactly make the same thing you did before, can ya?"

"Yeah, I was angry about the words 'flammable' and 'inflammable' meaning the same thing."

"Shucks," Goofy commiserated. "We almost had somethin' there, too."

Jumba blinked, one set of eyes, then the other. Hard. "What."

"Ooh, what if we tossed him into the sun?" Reuben asked.
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This entire omake was great, but I actually started laughing out loud when it hit here. Just, Doof reminding everyone that he's also a learning 38 hero unmatched in his specialization, and as qualified to debate this stuff as von drake and Jumba, and Goofy coming at this from a fresh - and, to everyone else's surprise, completely workable - angle. Overall, excellently done.
 
Simon_Jester said:
Alternatively, have Jumba create an Experiment that specifically targets corn? Because people on Earth grow corn; the virus would blow back on us. But an Experiment created and shoved through a portal to chow down would be a single-point problem, without the potential to multiply out of control.
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weredrago2 said:
I don't like Toffee, but making Mewni corn go bad sounds like it could cause another famine on top of the one sorta going on already. Why not something more benign, like making it glow in the dark? Hard to hide where neon green corn comes and goes, even if you're a sneaky lizard.
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Tfw when people miss your post with deeper explanations about corn plan, so they assume the worst. 😔
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Idea is that Mewni Corn should be genetically different from usual Earth Corn after few hundred years and magic mutations. And that we could put our genetics on making something that could help us ruin Toffee's corn trade, like making a virus that would make his corn taste horribly, or something...
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We are up to more humane suggestions to wage sabotage Toffee through corny actions...
 
King Arthur said:
Maybe Mirage's 28 intrigue? She has 35 loyalty which is pretty darn solid, she's good at keeping things quiet, and she's used to this sort of shady thing. She's also a fairly busy character, but she's not quite at Janna or Technor's level of irreplacebly busy.
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Mirage is definetly the person to spy on our employees. Its for their own safety!
 
AProcrastinator said:
Quickly, "Swap Bodies with Toffee and Kill the Old Me," was added to the bottom of the list.
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I'm sure we all noticed the sun thing, but I'm glad that my back up plan made it in as well.

clockworkchaos said:
We tolerate a tone of enemies. Unless he's worse than southern-racist Doom, then I'm happy letting him rule and setting up a date of cleaning him up as 'eventually.' After dealing with the world-destroying threats and people like Bellweather and Negaduck.
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Also, he is a toon so he probably likes us more then most of our rivals by default, especially if we help him take LA.

People have been looking for an ally to take on Toffee with, there's a solid chance that the Blot's gonna appreciate what we've done for him and be willing to help out. He's also bordering Toffee, which is nice for that sort of thing.
 
clockworkchaos said:
Ludivine- I'm trans. This will be 'clockworkchaos muses on gender for 1-2 thousand words'. Which I'd love, but not sure how everyone else feels.
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Just noticed I quoted this and never responded. I'd be interested in that.

Oshha said:
Have we gotten this yet?
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I think so.

Made in Heaven said:
Trusted Me: +10 (She might not show it, but Janna really seems to appreciate you trusting her advice on not taking Toffee's deal.)
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How does everyone feel about spending next turn making sure that our Heroes stay loyal, Hego currently has a loyalty of 5. That's a lot lower then I would like, what about spending some time with Hego to get ride of the EEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL drawback.
 
Okay working on an omake inspired by some uh hypotehtical discussions in the Discord yesterday re dimensional scissors and finding Abigail Callaghan. Can anyone suggest good acronym-my names for a ""Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Charity Hospital for Unusual Cases" or a Technor panel on Medical Ethics and Patient Confidentiality ?
 
A_Somebody said:
Okay working on an omake inspired by some uh hypotehtical discussions in the Discord yesterday re dimensional scissors and finding Abigail Callaghan. Can anyone suggest good acronym-my names for a ""Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Charity Hospital for Unusual Cases" or a Technor panel on Medical Ethics and Patient Confidentiality ?
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Doofenshmirtz Incorporated's Evil Therapy for Odd, Freakish, Far-out or otherwise Extraordinary Events. D.I.E.T.O.F.F.E.E. for short.
 
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It took me almost a full day but I've caught up with the story so far and really enjoyed the worldbuilding and interactions between various characters, as well as how the knock-on effect of various actions has been shown.

I'll probably get to the non-canon omakes when I wake up to confirm if certain ideas have already been written but it's definitely been a great ride thus far.
 
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A_Somebody said:
Okay working on an omake inspired by some uh hypotehtical discussions in the Discord yesterday re dimensional scissors and finding Abigail Callaghan. Can anyone suggest good acronym-my names for a ""Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Charity Hospital for Unusual Cases" or a Technor panel on Medical Ethics and Patient Confidentiality ?
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There's always the classic standby of HOWCA (Health Organization Without a Cool Acronym)
 
A_Somebody said:
Okay working on an omake inspired by some uh hypotehtical discussions in the Discord yesterday re dimensional scissors and finding Abigail Callaghan. Can anyone suggest good acronym-my names for a ""Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Charity Hospital for Unusual Cases" or a Technor panel on Medical Ethics and Patient Confidentiality ?
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I managed to get
Vanessa's Open Clinic's for All Locals.

But the locals isn't great.
 
So, sublight drive probably will make Doof Space Program easier, how valuable would it be? On one hand, asteroid mining to pay for spy programs (our biggest money sink) seems really silly, and in any case could have interesting interactions with GalFed (at what point will we not count as a primitive species anymore? If they examine, it'll be hard to disguise our reverse engineering, however, and we don't need more enemies.) Are there any other space based threats?
 
ExNihilo said:
So, sublight drive probably will make Doof Space Program easier, how valuable would it be? On one hand, asteroid mining to pay for spy programs (our biggest money sink) seems really silly, and in any case could have interesting interactions with GalFed (at what point will we not count as a primitive species anymore? If they examine, it'll be hard to disguise our reverse engineering, however, and we don't need more enemies.) Are there any other space based threats?
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Possibly Kat/the Kat species, several teleporters also exist though whether that counts for anything besides preventing us from making a completely unassailable space station, I wouldn't know.
 
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