I think I may have a way to fix the food shortage worldwide and make out like a bandit at the same time.

Problem: Food is scarce because America's breadbasket has turned into BnL's omni-dump. With AUTO reigning supreme over the garbage and the government quarantining the area, that's unlikely to change if we leave it alone.

Solution:
1) Recruit Inquinator
2) Send him on the "One Man's Trash" quest with a team of our hero units
3) Kick AUTO's ass into next week and free the humans and robots aboard the Axiom
4) Invent a Compost-inator, a device capable of turning any type of garbage into nutrient-rich compost, and use it on some of the trash mountains
5) Hire the Axiom residents to spread the compost around and create farmland
6) Install some air purifiers like the ones we have in Doofania and some Rain-inators (yes, that's an actual, canon thing) to make sure the crops have enough resources
7) Start growing crops and put Inquinator in charge of our "Filthy Farms" (because we can't turn all of the trash into compost, it'll go bad, so we need lots in storage)
8) Talk with the government about a cover-up plan (they gave us a government contract to solve the food problem, which we succeeded in splendidly)
9) Reap the benefits by going public; the government gets food, one less King, and some much needed PR, while we get control of the Midwest and the food supply. Not to mention all of this will force a lot of the other kings to take us seriously, lowering the DC for diplomatic relations (except for Doom, he'll hate us all the more for this, but it's Judge Doom, who cares?) and getting us in especially good graces with Xanatos since we worked with the government. These combined factors will probably make the idea of an alliance all the more appealing to Shego and Xanatos. Also, we can start our own garbage collection company so we can take in more garbage for compost
A bit of a correction. "Inator" inventions are explicitly supposed to be one-off, non-reproducible tools. You can't have multiple Rain-inators or a Compost-inator. You could just make regular objects designed to do that, but it wouldn't be an inator nor would it be as physics-defying as an inator.
 
The one glaring flaw in the whole thing is that it relies on the Inquinator. Frankly he's likely to see composting as just another form of recycling and go ham on the whole project. Plus the Axiom is producing literal tons of trash on a daily basis. Why would he want to stop that?
Do you really think that Inquinator is going to change the fact that the Axiom produces trash if we put him in charge? We're giving him a huge junkyard to basically rule over. Besides, I'm pretty sure even the Inquinator knows that food shortages are bad and will probably not do a lot to try and stop that. I think he'll be able to make a few sacrifices. Besides, we're probably gonna be shipping in more garbage than we're composting once we get that collection company up and running.
A bit of a correction. "Inator" inventions are explicitly supposed to be one-off, non-reproducible tools. You can't have multiple Rain-inators or a Compost-inator. You could just make regular objects designed to do that, but it wouldn't be an inator nor would it be as physics-defying as an inator.
You know what I mean! Don't be so stingy
I'd recommend editing how it' formatted first and foremost - given the huge vote blocks, readability and being able to comprehend them is a MASSIVE concern and this is starting to push the limits of that for me.

I know this was from a WHILE back, but I thought I'd respond to it now anyways to keep this particular sticking point in people's minds.
Your concerns are noted and appreciated. I'll try to format more clearly in the future
 
Do you really think that Inquinator is going to change the fact that the Axiom produces trash if we put him in charge? We're giving him a huge junkyard to basically rule over. Besides, I'm pretty sure even the Inquinator knows that food shortages are bad and will probably not do a lot to try and stop that. I think he'll be able to make a few sacrifices. Besides, we're probably gonna be shipping in more garbage than we're composting once we get that collection company up and running.

You know what I mean! Don't be so stingy

Your concerns are noted and appreciated. I'll try to format more clearly in the future
Yeah. Oh, and I remember some people explicitly not voting for stuff based on readability due to not knowing what the vote block was about, so that's 90% of the reason why I brought it up. Sorry if I sounded picky or rude.
 
Yeah. Oh, and I remember some people explicitly not voting for stuff based on readability due to not knowing what the vote block was about, so that's 90% of the reason why I brought it up. Sorry if I sounded picky or rude.
You're fine. In fact, this helps me a lot, so you have nothing to be sorry for
 
Given that one of his first targets was a cricket production facility? No, he really doesn't care if what he does causes a food shortage.
I think he targeted the crickets because they were the cleanest source of food. I mean, if he had wanted to do extreme damage, he would have gone after the rats, but he didn't. This way of making more food is extremely reliant on trash and not "clean" in any way, which is gonna appeal to him extremely. Besides, Toons still need to eat, don't they?
 
I think he targeted the crickets because they were the cleanest source of food. I mean, if he had wanted to do extreme damage, he would have gone after the rats, but he didn't. This way of making more food is extremely reliant on trash and not "clean" in any way, which is gonna appeal to him extremely. Besides, Toons still need to eat, don't they?
no toons don't actually need to eat some might coyote though went decades without eating.

Not quite disagreeing with your plan though it might take a lot of steps to get inquinator to that point and building all these things.
 
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no toons don't actually need to eat some might. But coyote went decades without eating.
...................Fair. Alright, maybe relying on Inquinator isn't the best option. I just think he would be the best guide through the wasteland and the best steward to oversee this venture. However, I also think we can try to do this without him. It will just be a bit harder
 
The one glaring flaw in the whole thing is that it relies on the Inquinator. Frankly he's likely to see composting as just another form of recycling and go ham on the whole project. Plus the Axiom is producing literal tons of trash on a daily basis. Why would he want to stop that?

The Inquinator already recycles junk into inventions. So a few extra steps? Also therapy. We need MORE THERAPISTS DAMN IT. Not that he's a therapist but to get him working for us.

If we somehow become aware of the situation in the Axiom we could possibly motivate him to attack it by showing him how sterile of an environment the Axiom is. His nightmare made reality really.

1) Recruit Inquinator
2) Send him on the "One Man's Trash" quest with a team of our hero units
3) Kick AUTO's ass into next week and free the humans and robots aboard the Axiom

Yes.

4) Invent a Compost-inator, a device capable of turning any type of garbage into nutrient-rich compost, and use it on some of the trash mountains
5) Hire the Axiom residents to spread the compost around and create farmland
6) Install some air purifiers like the ones we have in Doofania and some Rain-inators (yes, that's an actual, canon thing) to make sure the crops have enough resources
7) Start growing crops and put Inquinator in charge of our "Filthy Farms" (because we can't turn all of the trash into compost, it'll go bad, so we need lots in storage)
8) Talk with the government about a cover-up plan (they gave us a government contract to solve the food problem, which we succeeded in splendidly)
9) Reap the benefits by going public; the government gets food, one less King, and some much needed PR, while we get control of the Midwest and the food supply. Not to mention all of this will force a lot of the other kings to take us seriously, lowering the DC for diplomatic relations (except for Doom, he'll hate us all the more for this, but it's Judge Doom, who cares?) and getting us in especially good graces with Xanatos since we worked with the government. These combined factors will probably make the idea of an alliance all the more appealing to Shego and Xanatos. Also, we can start our own garbage collection company so we can take in more garbage for compost

No. Just utilize the tech that keeps the Axiom's population fed. No need for the rest really except 9 where we show everyone how much food we have.
 
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...................Fair. Alright, maybe relying on Inquinator isn't the best option. I just think he would be the best guide through the wasteland and the best steward to oversee this venture
getting him to that point is a bit too hard for us though that and making all these things. Also he is prime for betrayal what with auto making what is essentially a paradise for him.
 
I do not think we can rely on the Inquinator for anything. Especially if we're going to be recycling his trash, even into dirt.

Anyway, here's the overnightly omake roundup, because I completely forgot to ping the QM in both of mine. Whoops. @Made in Heaven here you go.
A Brighter, More Colorful World
A Brighter, More Colorful World_rev2_draft.doc
 
Everyone talking about Inquinator.
No one talking about how Lizzie's ants can slowly decompose all this garbage, and the woman wants to do something memorable.
Not a bad idea though it would be nice to repurpose said trash instead. tThough we can use the land to make food. Oh we can use said compost to make more ants to serve lizzy and with more ants we can make underground tunnels.
 
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Everyone talking about Inquinator.
No one talking about how Lizzie's ants can slowly decompose all this garbage, and the woman wants to do something memorable.

Do both, Lizzie makes the materials more workable while the Inquinator is in his element working with refuse. Teamwork makes the dreamwork.

Maybe have her be his handler? Though I'm unsure if she'd appreciate being relegated to as far as she knows 'cleaning and babysitting duty' if we're unaware of the Axiom at the time.

Edit: I'd love to get Stanley on it too as he'd ideally control the terrain. AUTO would be forced to deal with an ever shifting battle field.
 
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Do both, Lizzie makes the materials more workable while the Inquinator is in his element working with refuse. Teamwork makes the dreamwork.

Maybe have her be his handler? Though I'm unsure if she'd appreciate being relegated to as far as she knows 'cleaning and babysitting duty' if we're unaware of the Axiom at the time.
The point was sort of inquinator is unreliable and sort of hates us.
 
tech that keeps the Axiom's population fed
About Axiom's methods of feeding, any thought of how they get their food materials? I don't recall have even seen anything that resembles a farm on the ship though I might have missed it since it been a long while since I saw the movie. Is possible that they have a machine that turns/transforms human wastes back into normal edible food to repeat the cycle again. We should probably do something similar to the cricket nutrition if we don't want any public backlash of what is really inside their new food if we decided to integrate their system into ours.
 
Guys, any plan that has a 'beat a king' as a single step needs to be rethought. Doom is being a pain in the necks, Toffee is... well hopefully Toffee will distract himself with chewing on someone else first. But we can't afford just will nilly fighting kings. Kings are a 15 step plan to defeat them, not a single step in another plan.
 
Guys, any plan that has a 'beat a king' as a single step needs to be rethought. Doom is being a pain in the necks, Toffee is... well hopefully Toffee will distract himself with chewing on someone else first. But we can't afford just will nilly fighting kings. Kings are a 15 step plan to defeat them, not a single step in another plan.
That's fair. The Quest is probably more of a scouting mission than anything. Once that's done, maybe we can set up some form of rebellion or something against AUTO and keep funding it until they finally get rid of him. It'll be a multi-step process, but as I've stated (and as Syndrome's crit fail proved), the rewards are worth it.

Another thing: I've been going back through the omakes and I've realized something. How long do you think it will be before CJ encounters the MCP? And what do you think she'll try to do about it?
 
That's fair. The Quest is probably more of a scouting mission than anything. Once that's done, maybe we can set up some form of rebellion or something against AUTO and keep funding it until they finally get rid of him. It'll be a multi-step process, but as I've stated (and as Syndrome's crit fail proved), the rewards are worth it.

Another thing: I've been going back through the omakes and I've realized something. How long do you think it will be before CJ encounters the MCP? And what do you think she'll try to do about it?

I don't think CJ will encounter it until either ENCOM tries hacking against us. Or we upgrade her enough for personal actions. Once it does...

Emperor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, first of his line is currently in conflict with a LA based king who is generating a flood of refugees to his domain. CJ can probably reasonably extrapolated a similar cyberspace based policy.
 
I wasn't trying to. Many times, various different people, including myself, have made basic mistakes in forgetting the base rules and lore in bigger quests. I was just trying to help you by informing you of the difference between an Inator and a regular invention. Apologies for upsetting you.
Ah, I see. My bad. I was just overreacting for dramatic effect. I have a bad habit of doing that. Sorry
 
I don't think CJ will encounter it until either ENCOM tries hacking against us. Or we upgrade her enough for personal actions. Once it does...

Emperor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, first of his line is currently in conflict with a LA based king who is generating a flood of refugees to his domain. CJ can probably reasonably extrapolated a similar cyberspace based policy.
So, once ENCOM tries hacking us, they'll basically start a digital war between CJ and the MCP?

I want to get involved in that so bad
 
The point was sort of inquinator is unreliable and sort of hates us.

Then we motivate him. Carrot and stick.

• Vassal rulership over a portion of the wastes
• Imprisonment in a sterile environment

• Educational cartoons about the dangers of being TOO clean
• Dip

•Etc

I don't believe the Inquinator's levers are too difficult to puzzle out and use to our advantage. Plus he'd be unreliable by himself. That's why we pile him with handlers which wouldn't be a bad thing as they'd add something other than just watching him.

Plus could get him to bond with whoever we send him with which would be good. And he'd do the heavy lifting due to the sheer amount of hate he'd feel for the Axiom. Once he found out about it. I recall there being a robot dedicated to scrubbing away filth. There'd be more than just the one.

Anyhow in my head I think he'd be part of the attack more do than scouting and the finding of the Axiom.
 
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