We should hire the Dickens to track down Star and hope for a crit success.

I'd kinda prefer to keep it in-house? I'm worried about what Star's reaction would be if she heard that a pair of intrigue heroes were hired by a king to track her down. If we sent one of our normal intrigue heroes, if possible Janna, it's a lot easier to give them a briefing on 'scared magical young adult who's friends with Janna' than it would to someone who's only mercenary.
 
While personal actions are a premium, we've paid Personal Attention, the equivalent of three, for intrigue actions before, and a reroll is similar in value to taking a second action in many cases. It's going to be seriously worth considering, with how many important actions we should probably take.
I think this is potentially more valuable than a reroll, and definitely more valuable (for the turn in question, not over the long term for obvious reasons) than an additional normal action. For reference, Russ only has 4 pips in intrigue, and he's in a lot of demand for actions. If we got a third normal action, we'd be stuck using Tobe, or possibly even a third stringer with intrigue in the teens like Monogram or Lizzie if Mirage needs to do stewardship or Tobe occult or we need to send someone on a quest.
 
Holy crap, The Commodore is an Intrigue Hero almost on par with Temujin's martial prowess! I definitely want to use him as an Intrigue booster. As for Wendy, she's not only another great learning hero, but she shores up our Diplomatic ranks too.
 
I'd kinda prefer to keep it in-house? I'm worried about what Star's reaction would be if she heard that a pair of intrigue heroes were hired by a king to track her down. If we sent one of our normal intrigue heroes, if possible Janna, it's a lot easier to give them a briefing on 'scared magical young adult who's friends with Janna' than it would to someone who's only mercenary.
We'd need specifics on how it works, but I would hope that they would come to us with Star's location, then we would send Janna in a company car to pick her up. I can't imagine C-Moon punishing so much for a success (or even a crit success!)
 
I'd kinda prefer to keep it in-house? I'm worried about what Star's reaction would be if she heard that a pair of intrigue heroes were hired by a king to track her down. If we sent one of our normal intrigue heroes, if possible Janna, it's a lot easier to give them a briefing on 'scared magical young adult who's friends with Janna' than it would to someone who's only mercenary.
To be fair, they are a family agency. So I would expect some care put into their work.

We'd need specifics on how it works, but I would hope that they would come to us with Star's location, then we would send Janna in a company car to pick her up. I can't imagine C-Moon punishing so much for a success (or even a crit success!)
Janna picks her up in a flying car.
 
Holy crap, The Commodore is an Intrigue Hero almost on par with Temujin's martial prowess! I definitely want to use him as an Intrigue booster. As for Wendy, she's not only another great learning hero, but she shores up our Diplomatic ranks too.

Someone said the mean was around 7, I think? 35 and 28 are good, and who knows what bonuses dedicated private eyes might have.
 
How willing would the Dickens be to track down an eighteen year-old kid on the behest of a guy who took over 2 and a half states and owns a company with the word evil in it?

Sure, anyone with an ounce of competence would be able to see that Doof isn't malicious, but they may have concerns. Well, if nothing else Janna could help convince them.
 
Man, that intrigue!

Definitely recommending hiring them every turn till they permanently join.

We could investigate all our neighbors no problem. Nothing evil about that!
 
As for Wendy, she's not only another great learning hero, but she shores up our Diplomatic ranks too.

Also, might be a route to obtaining Funtelligence legitimately.

How willing would the Dickens be to track down an eighteen year-old kid on the behest of a guy who took over 2 and a half states and owns a company with the word evil in it?

Sure, anyone with an ounce of competence would be able to see that Doof isn't malicious, but they may have concerns. If nothing else Janna could help convince them.

I mean, we could always assign Janna to the same action. Have her go "I convinced him to give me money to help me find my friend"; we are a known crazy person after all, it's pretty believable.

I'd want to do that anyway, Star'd be a lot more willing to come along if Janna is there as well.
 
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How willing would the Dickens be to track down an eighteen year-old kid on the behest of a guy who took over 2 and a half states and owns a company with the word evil in it?

Sure, anyone with an ounce of competence would be able to see that Doof isn't malicious, but they may have concerns. Well, if nothing else Janna could help convince them.
I think that the framing would be very important.

"Track down this girl for me" vs "Track down the apparently traumatized friend of one of my employees who is also traumatized, so I can get them both someplace safe and also into therapy."
 
For everyone talking about inviting Shego to the auction: you'd need to reach out to her before inviting her to big stuff like this, and at this point there aren't enough turns left before the auction to do that and send out the missive. It would take a turn for both, and the auction is the turn after next. There was a little leeway in the Luck be a Lady quest because you were both given the same information, but you can't expect her to reschedule everything on short notice if you haven't even reached out to her before now.
 
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Obviously, the ideal candidate to track down Star is Janna, as 20 intrigue is nothing to scoff at, and unless Star is panicked enough to suspect a mind-control plot, the fact that her friend is the one showing up should be the best to put her at ease.
 
For everyone talking about inviting Shego to the auction: you'd need to reach out to her before inviting her to big stuff like this, and at this point there aren't enough turns left before the auction to do that. There was a little leeway in the Luck be a Lady quest because you were both given the same information, but you can't expect her to reschedule everything on short notice if you haven't even reached out to her before now.
That's fair. Probably better to start with one person for an alliance, and then build out from there instead.
 
I kind of really want Wendy.

Good for staying ahead in Learning, particularly good for our ongoing issues with AI, diplomat in the level of Goofy, likely to be much easier to recruit than the equivalent options, can probably help with social media.

Lots of irons in the fire, but she can help us a ton.
 
As far as shego goes, it shouldn't be to big of a deal.

Reach out to her this turn. Bring up Toffee being bad and wanting to make a alliance of sane kings. See how that goes.

If she is agreeable to the idea mention the upcoming meeting with Xanatos and see if she is alright being brought up as a fellow ally or if she would prefer to not be brought up at all.

Easy. No need for a plus one to the auction.
 
Was Janna poor in the show? I ask because I honestly don't know and it seems like if she can't afford the cost of a greyhound bus ticket to another king's territory then my read on the situation must have been off.

As to Star and Marco, again Rally points for insurgents, but sure you can call geopolitical concerns half assed if you want.

As for the genocide, again I can only go off the wiki and I didn't see anything about killing all Humans on Toffee's page. If that was missed then I apologize for missing it.
Again, I get why Toffee wants Star dead.

What I don't think is that Toffee has a right to kill Star, or even a right to try. Lots of people have a vested interest in causing another person's death; most of them would be wrong to act on that interest.

After all, the same argument for killing Star could be (and maybe IS being) used by Toffee to justify seeking the eventual destruction of the Earth. The Mewman population that committed genocides against the natives of Mewni came from Earth. Toffee could quite understandably, but not correctly, desire that Earth be devastated to avenge his people and to ensure that no more waves of invading humans came to his dimension. But even if it were understandable and sympathetic that he felt that way... humanity would still have a right to defend itself.

I agree unfortunately. Fusion just isn't a priority when we have Flubber generators at some point in our future.
Eh. Fusion may turn out to have real advantages and in some ways be preferable to flubber power, and the PR benefits are substantial.

It's not that I don't want fusion power. It's that I want to take advantage of Shere Khan's prior work on the subject, which means diplomatic outreach to him would be useful.

not just the Slavs but the Irish to my first"white" ancestors who brought to America in Chains and stayed in Chains till the Civil War so yeah I have plenty of justification to be pissed at people who make the claim that I "benefit" from institutional racism
Anti-Irish racism in America is complicated because the same fuckers who were perpetrating it in the 19th century retconned Irishmen in as "fellow white people" in the early 20th century in an attempt to present a unified front of racism against, for example, Italians, Chinese, and Russian Jews.

Or... hear me out here. We get Temujin a dragon as a mount.
If he finds a silver-haired princess after that, we are definitely making sure to keep some topical antibiotic ointment on hand, though, OK?

I liked the idea of giving them to Vanessa. It'll make her safer, potentially make her a Princess (so bonding with CJ) and if she has it as protection we might be able to send her into more dubious situations.
Princess Coffee Java already thinks Vanessa is a princess. Nobody else does, but then Vanessa herself doesn't either, so that won't matter.

And Vanessa already has a teleport-away-inator, which is pretty much strictly superior to a pair of magical wings for ability to escape a bad situation.

From the sound of it, Toffee may be using Kalabar as a proxy and source of some extra minions who (at least in Kalabar's own narrative, whose accuracy I cannot comment on) been dispossessed of ownership of Earth the same way the "monsters" were dispossessed of Mewni.

This could mean anything from "Toffee is cynically using Kalabar and his followers as foot soldiers and has no intention of ever helping them control Earth" to "Toffee has every intention of enabling Kalabar and his followers to kill as many humans as possible and carve out a territory for themselves."

He doesn't know we were responsible for that. We beat his roll.
We didn't beat his offer by very much, and Xanatos can reasonably deduce our responsibility from the things he knows happened. He may not know exactly what our role was in the Sands heist, but he can reasonably assume we were involved and played a significant role.
 
I kind of really want Wendy.

Good for staying ahead in Learning, particularly good for our ongoing issues with AI, diplomat in the level of Goofy, likely to be much easier to recruit than the equivalent options, can probably help with social media.

Lots of irons in the fire, but she can help us a ton.

Plus, she's got them tv connections.

Between her, owning Disney, the second largest amount of toons in the nation, our internet, our new social media thing, and our own musical leanings we have a pretty good shoot at starting a lesser Hollywood.

I get that Doom doesn't really focus on the show biz stuff, but he does run the city Hollywood is in, a competitor for the place could do a lot to weaken him economically.
 
I get that Doom doesn't really focus on the show biz stuff, but he does run the city Hollywood is in, a competitor for the place could do a lot to weaken him economically.

The highways are the other leg of his financials.

It sure would be a shame if someone were about to shoot land transport in the gut by implementing a novel method for instantly delivering merchandise.

tl,dr: Acme Instant Delivery should remain a high priority.
 
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The highways are the other leg of his financials.

It sure would be a shame if someone were about to shot land transport in the gut by implementing a novel method for instantly delivering merchandise.

tl,dr: Acme Instant Delivery should remain a high priority.

Also, once we either diplomacize people into being chill with flubber or find another angle for it via Galfed tech, flying cars for everyone, who needs highways.
 
What we could do is have The Commodore take an action to get a definitive idea of what his Intrigue score is and then if it's high enough have him investigate LA for us since doing it through a third party is less likely to backfire on us and whoever is running things there knows about Russ but probably doesn't know The Commodore

Also I really want Wendy now both for her AI and robotics focus and to have a Diplomacy hero that can give Goofy a break
 
What we could do is have The Commodore take an action to get a definitive idea of what his Intrigue score is and then if it's high enough have him investigate LA for us since doing it through a third party is less likely to backfire on us and whoever is running things there knows about Russ but probably doesn't know The Commodore

Also I really want Wendy now both for her AI and robotics focus and to have a Diplomacy hero that can give Goofy a break
I'd prefer if Russ investigated LA, since he gets bonuses both from Tooned In and Secret Keeper. I'd be willing to pile 1000 XP onto it
 
The highways are the other leg of his financials.

It sure would be a shame if someone were about to shoot land transport in the gut by implementing a novel method for instantly delivering merchandise.

tl,dr: Acme Instant Delivery should remain a high priority.
I'm not sure ACME can be used to transport people instead of just goods... but undercutting Doom's highways with a delivery/transportation system that runs on Toonforce would be really funny, so maybe it can anyway.
 
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