- Location
- NJ
And didn't we already made a PMC and got a another from a company we bought.
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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
lockingbane
If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands!
- Location
- Waxahachie tx
Yes, but there now exists a power vacuum. We need to ensure it is filled preferably by a PMC AND crush any budding organizations...
I just want to ensure they can't creep back in....
- Location
- Academy City
- Pronouns
- They
It's hilarious how is failing to know who he was benefitted us in recruiting him.
- Location
- Wherever I feel like being
- Pronouns
- He/Him
We already have a PMC dude. And no, the way we crushed organized crime means that the vacuum is weak, barely there. For the next year at least.
lockingbane
If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands!
- Location
- Waxahachie tx
Nix's Warden
Welcome to Hades
- Location
- United States
Honestly while that trip was...interesting, I'm just glad its done, and we can go back to normal turns again.
Sailor_Skarro
The Lurker
At least we picked up some sweet magic stuff, even if we didn't find Donald. We did get a lead and a sweet map I am assuming leads to other magic temple places, and even tells us when they're destroyed, so I'd call this a mildly frustrating but rewarding endeavor.
Well that went pretty well and there shouldn't be any problem having Janna excavate the temple next turn, assuming that it's an Occult option of course rather than say a Stewardship one
And even if Max's Loyalty malus is unfortunate he's thankfully not our most useful hero so we can easily afford to have him on Personal actions if we need to
And even if Max's Loyalty malus is unfortunate he's thankfully not our most useful hero so we can easily afford to have him on Personal actions if we need to
- Location
- Depends on how much of a troll Zelretch is today!
I Vote we start our own "Journey to Xanadu" STASAP!!!
- Location
- Germany
Yeah...the poor boy really needs a proper vacation and maybe a lent ear to talk to. I hate to see him so damn done with stuff...
So, that quest brought good-ish fortune, despite how bipolar some of our rolls were. We got a lead on Donald, collected some fine treasures (with more a distinct possibility even), a strong in for Occult stuff and a possible new Quest in the form of whatever is hidden in Xanadu (although Genghis Friggin Khan being worried at the meare mention is rather concerning)...so all in all, it was a net gain.
That being said, regualr turns need to be done as well (and boy do I have some ideas after all that talk about alliances and maneuvering...)
- Location
- Wherever I feel like being
- Pronouns
- He/Him
To address this real fast, to our north is the Drossel domain, which is ruled over by robots 40K years from the future who believe that they're still in a war with mankind (the show they're from is called Fireball, it's mainly short sketches). Toffee is to the south, the section next to Doomtown that's not Zaibatsu.
Edit: If you go into Informational, there's a numbered map that's easier to read than just going off the color key.
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Old Experiments
- Location
- Peterborough, NH, USA
Old Experiments
"So, this is being experiment storage?" Jumba asked as they entered OWCA's Inator storage. As an evil genius, he was always interested in his colleagues' work. Most of the others were either bored, taking a break, or merely mundanely curious.
"Yep. We've got all of Doofenshmirtz's old Inators here. From the Ultimate Evil Inator, to the Whale Song Inator." Major Monogram stated.
"Remind me again why you didn't tell me about this before?" Doofenshmirtz asked, mildly annoyed.
"Because the Autoscan Replication technology is, or was, OWCA's ace-in-the-hole, and I did not like you." he replied bluntly. "Also, they're just as liable to blow up as the originals." he admitted.
Doof nodded. "Yeah that makes sense. I mean, it's basically the Duplicate-Inator." he frowned. "Wait a minute, how long have you had that hat tech anyway?"
"We actually cobbled it together from several mad scientists' tech. None of your stuff from when you worked for us, believe it or not." Carl answered with a shrug.
"Isn't that a patent violation?" Max asked. Sure, Dr. D was an (mostly harmless) evil overlord, but he expected less illegal means from a government organization.
"Surprisingly few mad scientists ever even consider filing patents. Doofenshmirtz is actually one of the few who actually did, and on an optometrist's chair, for some reason." Agent Russ noted.
"Back up, he worked for OWCA? I thought you only hired animals and unpaid interns." Shego asked, apparently curious how Doof's inventions compared to Drakken's.
"After my parents disowned me, I was taken in by a family of ocelots. Thus, I was technically an ocelot by adoption, so I was eligible for secret agent training. I ended up splitting off and going back into mad science right before graduation though." Doof explained casually, missing a number of concerned looks.
"Yeesh, no wonder he turned evil." Max muttered.
"Oh, yeah, I actually weaponized my backstories once." Doof said, apparently having heard him.
"What, by having people watch your flashbacks?" Shego asked sarcastically.
"No, but that is an excellent idea. You see, true evil is born from pain, suffering, and humiliation. So, I used the Back-Story-Inator to harvest and store those feelings from my backstories in order to become more evil. It worked too."
Norm helpfully used an ACME projector to show a diagram of Doof, with an arrow pointing to the green-tinged Eviler Doof he'd transformed into with the device.
"Woah, how come you aren't like that now?" Janna asked.
Doof sighed "My nemesis figured out that if bad memories could make me more evil, then good memories could reverse the effects, and showed me pictures to remind me of those things. The feedback blew it up." he looked nostalgic for a few seconds.
"Is problem with metaphysical power sources. That is being why I am stopping using them." Jumba nodded.
Pleakley glanced at him in bafflement. "What? When did you do that?"
"Around the time he made 262. He was working on how to counteract reformation efforts, and accidentally mixed in some of the samples of Pure Good he was working with, and ended up with a Super-Good experiment instead of a Super-Evil one. Had to hide him whenever his buddies came over." 625 explained as Dennis handed him a steady stream of sandwiches.
"Eh, it happens to the best of us. I ended up making a Hug Inator, a Confetti Inator and a Cupcake Inator in my sleep once." Doof waved his arms towards a trio of similar-looking machines.
"Can I press the Cupcake Inator Dr. D? I'm thinking about trying to make some desert sandwiches that aren't just ice cream bars pretending to be sandwiches." Dennis asked, seeming personally offended at the lack of proper desert sandwiches. You needed bread to be a sandwich!
"Eh, sure, knock yourself out." Doof waved an arm at the device.
Dennis hurried over, only to trip on one of the cords, sending his plate flying, landing on a skull-faced Inator with a single eye, which proceeded to zap him. He twitched once, then broke into maniacal laughter. "I shall forge an empire in Donald's name!" he shouted, only for Doof to grab him.
"Monogram, the Re Good Inator!" Doof pointed towards a more convention laser. Well, for a mad scientist anyway.
"All shall bow before Donald's greatness!" Monogram hurried over and zapped Dennis as Doof moved the struggling duck in front of the beam. "Woah. I think I understand Glomgold better now." Dennis said, blinking.
"What. The heck. Was that?" Shego asked, as the group stared at Dennis like he'd grown another head.
"The Ultimate Evil Inator. It turns people evil, but it also makes them megalomaniacs. I only ever used it the one time, then reversed it with the Re Good Inator."
"I still have nightmares." Carl commented.
Shego stared at him as if he were an especially complicated math problem. "You've got a ray that can turn people evil, and a ray that can turn people good?"
"Actually I have two rays that turn people evil. The Re Good Inator only works on people who got hit by one of them." Doof explained nonchalantly.
"Huh. Kinda creepy you can mess with people's heads like that." Janna noted, eyeing the device like a rattlesnake.
"Eh, you all work for me, or are Greatest Rival Shego, and it's not like the Turn Everything Evil Inator would do much to her. There really isn't a point in using them." Doof waved off the concern.
"Would ya use them on anyone?" Goofy asked with surprising seriousness.
"Not likely. The Ultimate Evil Inator backfired hard, and I was only planning to use the Turn Everything Evil Inator on my nemesis, because it occurred to me I could get a lot more done if he were on my side. After he melted the gelatin monster and I slipped on the Evil soap and ended up with the toilet-scrubber Evil toothbrush in my mouth it really seems like more trouble that it's worth. Just like the... huh, forgot what I was going to say." he noted, standing next to a camera-like Inator.
"The Magnet Magnifier Inator sir?" Norm asked.
"Oh yeah, that thing. Getting run over by a ball of tinfoil at 200 miles an hour is not fun." Doof nodded.
"Are we sure these things don't run on Toonforce?" Coyote asked.
"Not really." Russ stated evenly.
"Then there was the Ugly Inator. Came out of that down an HD plasma screen and a nice chair."
"Is that what happened to your face?" Shego snarked.
"No, I got blasted right in the face and it did nothing." Doof replied, completely missing the sarcasm.
Several members of the group glanced at each other in confusion. He wasn't that ugly.
"The Age Inator seemed promising, but I ended up blasting myself with it, and the Tell The Truth Inator wouldn't really help me since the lies that hold society together are benefiting me, since I'm in charge of society." he continued.
"Lies?" Janna asked.
"Sure. Lies are what holds society together. If everyone told everyone what they really thought of each other's hair, and clothes, and houses, society would be on fire in a day. Just look at how hard the government is trying to keep the Masquerade going." he replied.
"...It's hard to argue with him there." Russ admitted.
"Now hold on. I'm not sayin' tellin' the whole truth all the time is always the best thing to do, but I think we could use a little more truth than we get." Goofy responded.
"Eh, agree to disagree." Doof waved him off as he continued the tour. "Oh hey, the Bread Inator! Maybe I should finally get rid of all those statues with great beards. Like Ruthord Ford B. Hayes." he shook a fist at the sky angrily, giving not a few people in the group whiplash at the mood shift and sheer pettiness of such a device.
"TECHNOR THE MECHANICAL MAN is concerned." said android noted.
AN: The Amnesia Inator could have been referring to the 2nd Dimension, but it could have also just meant the original incident that got erased, depending on Made In Heaven's timeline.
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- Location
- Pennsylvania
I'd like to assure everyone that I'm not being cheeky with the description of Felldrake. He really can't betray you unless his wielder does, and the loyalty listed on the hero sheets is accurate. I'm not going to say "surprise! They actually had an invisible -50 all along!" I might say -50 (???), but you'll always know that something is modifying their loyalty.
Ehh, the fact that's Khan is worried makes me thing we should probably do some decent build up before we go doing that and we should at least get Malifishmertz and excavate Chicken Itza
Also the map we found is almost certainly this one this one
To be fair they don't want to be at war with humanity, it's just that they can't communicate their desire for peace in a way that the humans understand
- Location
- USA
With one in eastern Europe kinda, I wonder if that is Malifischmirtz's castle?
What if Donald is hanging out with Malifishmirtz all this time, and all we had to do was summon him to find out?
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
Hm. I think 'eudaemon' is ancient Greek for 'toon.'
Also, it looks like the damn bird is penalizing both sides and canceling itself out on the opposed Martial checks for combat, now.
Also, Storkules has Martial 48. Damn.
Darn. Like I said, the man (stork?) has a tenuous relationship with the facts.
Whoops. Well at least Goofy passed his check.
Aaaand Wile E. brings some of his toon warfare experience to bear!
Oh shit.
Because of course they are.
Did... did... Did Dennis just use common sense?
Well, of course. We did put Wile E. Coyote in charge.
...This is either very good or very bad, with no middle ground!
Hm, is the +12 from the staff/Felldrake?
Awww, Gary the Goozim has a playmate now!
Appealing... though if we're sending Janna we might also want to send Max and Vanessa... poor Max.
Eh, that might just be too cruel even for EVIL.
OK, so we can work with this. We accidentally leveled up Janna, and she wasn't even on the quest.
A pity, but at least it's temporary.
Hm. So we can bypass Felldrake's non-cooperation to visit Xanadu... but since it's a place of magic and our only Occult hero is relying on Felldrake to actually cast any spells, we might not want to try. Though a team led by Genghis, with the right powerhouses on-side, might very well be able to succeed at enough of the "conventional" rolls to do well even with bad Occult rolls.
- Location
- Pennsylvania
He won't care if you send him (and Janna) there, he's just not going to tell you anything about the map until you deal with Chicken Itza in some way.
Storkules is from the new ducktales and has have moved the planet. When I say that I don't mean 'my obscure vs calcs have let him move it." Or "he is listed as having 'planet moving strength' in some databook. Or "he did it in some third party book" but like, as a specific part of the main plot of the story. He'd be an absolutely devastating fighter if he wasn't such a nice himbo.
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Although there could still be a Connection...
After all, was it ever made clear HOW exactly Doom created the Dip? Sure, we get a list of ingredients in the Movie, but that's only what he told the Authorities. Maybe there was another Ingredient? Or at least a certain Substance that gave him the Idea?
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
I'd rather not. The zaibatsu are powerful enough to put up a good fight, and they're not doing much harm where they are. At least, not to us.
Toffee is actually to our south, holding much of the American states of Arizona and New Mexico. Not that this changes the problem, of course.
Let's wait and see. It may be a typo.
Eh. Like I said, this is going to be either very very good or very very bad, with no middle ground.
Eh. Probable consequences of all the failures:
1) Our heroes had a miserable time getting to the temple and back due to lack of native guides- hence Max's loyalty malus.
2) Our heroes couldn't cherrypick the most valuable loot. We got the staff and the map, but the staff may be a mixed blessing.
3) The temple is locked down, making it considerably harder to recover the treasure.
4) if we run into Storkules again he's likely to be antagonistic.
5) We got vague hints as to Donald's whereabouts instead of accurate ones.
6) Felldrake is "working" "for" "us" now, which may bite us in the ass hard later on.
At least in the short run, it totally did. The real trick is going to be parlaying the short-term benefits of association with him into a way to survive his sudden but inevitable betrayal later, my paranoid side says.