I think there are a number of hero unit character sheets that haven't been updated, and some of the "loyalty bonus/malus decaying over time" stuff probably updating too, but I imagine @Made in Heaven is planning to do a whole bunch of that all at once when he gets around to it, rather than just being poked about one little thing at a time.
 
who was Heinz Doofenshmirtz? Was he a genius who played the fool, or a fool who got exceptionally lucky?

The true answer? He's a Foolish Genius who possesses sporadically exceptional luck.

"What have I been doing with my life?" Coyote asked.

My thoughts and likely the roadrunners thoughts about this line are thus: "He can speak!?"


My guess as to the translation:
Road Runner: "THE FUCK!"
 
Two things of note about Wile E.'s new stats

1) I think his White Roadrunner trait actually gives a smaller bonus now, 10 instead of 20, as a result of him not having an all consuming hatred of his Nemesis but is balanced out by his just generally better stats and the fact that it applies to Martial as well

2) With his new Learning Wild E. is actually our best Learning hero, barely beating out a non-supercharged Technor

Could we get a solid explanation on what "hunting" means in the context of the trait? I'm still not totally clear.
My read on that is that it just means that Wile E. can be assigned to any action targeting a Nemesis as well as whoevers Nemesis they are
 
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So I know that people want to recruit Von Drake next turn, and don't get me wrong I absolutely want to do the same, but I was thinking since we know that he'll be available until May/June would we not maybe be better off recruiting someone that's not guaranteed to still be around by then?

For example if we recruit Juniper then we could upgrade the city council the next turn and use one of our actions to recruit Von Drake the turn after that
 
Coyote opened his eyes.

He was lying on his back in the middle of the desert, looking up at the starry night sky. His hands were wrapped around the Roadrunner's neck, and he…

His hands were wrapped around the Roadrunner's neck.

Coyote has achieved self-actualization! His stats have improved across the board!
I think that Wile E. Coyote has finally caught his very own bluebird of happiness. How very appropriate.
 
Two things of note about Wile E.'s new stats

1) I think his White Roadrunner trait actually gives a smaller bonus now, 10 instead of 20, as a result of him not having an all consuming hatred of his Nemesis but is balanced out by his just generally better stats and the fact that it applies to Martial as well

2) With his new Learning Wild E. is actually our best Learnig hero, barely bearing out a non-supercharged Technor
True. On the other hand, Learning is the area where we arguably need strong hero units the least, because Doof's raw stat carries the team. So I'll be stumping for Wile E. to be mostly used in other areas.
 
True. On the other hand, Learning is the area where we arguably need strong hero units the least, because Doof's raw stat carries the team. So I'll be stumping for Wile E. to be mostly used in other areas.
That's fair, I definitely want him on Stewardship next turn at least

Actually with his Loyalty bonus he and Mirage provide the exact same bonus to Stewardship
 
A New Life
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A New Life:
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It had taken him quite a long while to find a bus that would take him back to Doofania. But, thankfully, his old nemesis had helped him with this endeavor. Though, not out of kindness, but... curiosity. For, even if they had fought one another on the small sceen and real life, Wile. E Coyote never acted like... this.

"Come along, friend, we must inform the good doctor about this change." The completely changed Coyote said as the worked towards the main D.E.I. building.

"MEEP MEEP!"

"Yes, yes, this may be unusual for us, but I must alert the good doctor to my epiphany!"

"... MEEP MEEP!"

"Yes, epiphany. I have come to realize something that many, many Toons have realized, yet the majority of us have failed to grasp. And that is..." Coyote paused for dramtic effect, "that we need not act like we do in our cartoons. Imagine it, Road Runner! If Goofy wasn't so clumsy! If Yosemite Sam didn't always act like a cowboy! If Maximillian Goof did not abstain from using the 'Toon Force'!" Then Coyote's face slowly turned into a frown. "If Dennis the Duck wasn't so obsessed with Sandwiches! Think about what we could do! We could even overthrow that maniacal Judge Doom and make the states love Toons again!"

"MEEP... MEEP?"

"Yes, my friend, even you can change! Tell me, what have we both been doing with our lives? I chase you, and you run! But, what's the point? Sure, for you, it may be enjoyable! But, for me? I always ended up in pain. And, what was the 'light' at the end of that tunnel? Eating you, my co-star, a fellow Toon. In the end, my victory was always going to be impossible. So... why continue something so futile?"

"... MEEP... MEEP?" The Road Runner, hesitantly, conceded.

"That's the spirit, friend!" Wile chuckled... before he slowly looked around. "Oh my! It sems, as miss Vanessa would say during on of those DDnD games of her's; I failed a spot check."

"MEEP MEEP?"

"It seems someone created a giant volcano in the middle of Doofania. Huh, how odd."

"MEEP MEEP?"

"Oh, trust me, something strange always happens in Doofania. I upgraded a robot with ACME products, including a ACME Death Laser. And, not too long ago, one of those L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N. lads accidentally had his brain enlarged while researching super powers. While this is a bit... larger than either of those examples, it still isn't that unusual."

"MEEP MEEP?"

"Yes, you should be prepared for additional strangeness during your stay here. Though..." Wile stopped and thought for a moment. "... perhaps you could stay in Doofania, instead of running back into the desert? The good doctor is try to bring Toons back into the spotlight. He might even finance a new Looney Toons cartoon within the year! And then we can be back to chasing one another on the silver screen, while off the set we can do whatever we want! But, at the moment, I'm the only big name Looney Toon in Doofania... and, in the public consciousness, a 'villain'. But, to the world at large, you're a hero! Your presence would certainly boost the popularity of Toons not only in Doofania, but the rest of the world!"

"... MEEP MEEP?"

"Oh, you don't need to decide on it now. Go, explore Doofania, then come to a decision, my friend!"

The Road Runner cocked his/her/their head to the side for a moment, before it jumped into the air with a loud "MEEP MEEP!" and ran off.

"Ah, you'll never change, will you Road Runner?"

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Too Be Continued In, A New Life 2: Re-Meeting The Boss
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A/N: ... so, this is a thing. Originally this was all just one part, with Coyote speaking to a number of characters, one's he'd already met, like Denis, and one that he hadn't, Janna. But, I decided to separate the first half from the second half of the Omake, as... I'm not sure when exactly I'll have the latter half finished. Just too many ideas at the moment. Plus, I have to finally finish my Neo-Mongol Horse Archer Omake.

Anywho, I hope some of you somewhat enjoyed this Omake!
 
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True. On the other hand, Learning is the area where we arguably need strong hero units the least, because Doof's raw stat carries the team. So I'll be stumping for Wile E. to be mostly used in other areas.

I just find it fitting how its so hilarious IE. Toony For Coyote to suddenly became our Jack of all trades. Also we need to start getting more actions.

@Made in Heaven I have question on the formula

1d100 + Relevant stat of Doofenshmirtz + relevant stat of assigned hero + trait bonuses of Doof or assigned hero + loyalty bonus of hero+omake bonus

Does that mean Trait bonuses are OR but Stats are Doofersmitz AND STAT OF HERO ?
 
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A New Life:
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It had taken him quite a long while to find a bus that would take him back to Doofania. But, thankfully, his old nemesis had helped him with this endeavor. Though, not out of kindness, but... curiosity. For, even if they had fought one another on the small sceen and real life, Wile. E Coyote never acted like... this.

"Come along, friend, we must inform the good doctor about this change." The completely changed Coyote said as the worked towards the main D.E.I. building.

"MEEP MEEP!"

"Yes, yes, this may be unusual for us, but I must alert the good doctor to my epiphany!"

"... MEEP MEEP!"

"Yes, epiphany. I have come to realize something that many, many Toons have realized, yet the majority of us have failed to grasp. And that is..." Coyote paused for dramtic effect, "that we need not act like we do in our cartoons. Imagine it, Road Runner! If Goofy wasn't so clumsy! If Yosemite Sam didn't always act like a cowboy! If Maximillian Goof did not abstain from using the 'Toon Force'!" Then Coyote's face slowly turned into a frown. "If Dennis the Duck wasn't so obsessed with Sandwiches! Think about what we could do! We could even overthrow that maniacal Judge Doom and make the states love Toons again!"

"MEEP... MEEP?"

"Yes, my friend, even you can change! Tell me, what have we both been doing with our lives? I chase you, and you run! But, what's the point? Sure, for you, it may be enjoyable! But, for me? I always ended up in pain. And, what was the 'light' at the end of that tunnel? Eating you, my co-star, a fellow Toon. In the end, my victory was always going to be impossible. So... why continue something so futile?"

"... MEEP... MEEP?" The Road Runner, hesitantly, conceded.

"That's the spirit, friend!" Wile chuckled... before he slowly looked around. "Oh my! It sems, as miss Vanessa would say during on of those DDnD games of her's; I failed a spot check."

"MEEP MEEP?"

"It seems someone created a giant volcano in the middle of Doofania. Huh, how odd."

"MEEP MEEP?"

"Oh, trust me, something strange always happens in Doofania. I upgraded a robot with ACME products, including a ACME Death Laser. And, not too long ago, one of those L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N. lads accidentally had his brain enlarged while researching super powers. While this is a bit... larger than either of those examples, it still isn't that unusual."

"MEEP MEEP?"

"Yes, you should be prepared for additional strangeness during your stay here. Though..." Wile stopped and thought for a moment. "... perhaps you could stay in Doofania, instead of running back into the desert? The good doctor is try to bring Toons back into the spotlight. He might even finance a new Looney Toons cartoon within the year! And then we can be back to chasing one another on the silver screen, while off the set we can do whatever we want! But, at the moment, I'm the only big name Looney Toon in Doofania... and, in the public consciousness, a 'villain'. But, to the world at large, you're a hero! Your presence would certainly boost the popularity of Toons not only in Doofania, but the rest of the world!"

"... MEEP MEEP?"

"Oh, you don't need to decide on it now. Go, explore Doofania, then come to a decision, my friend!"

The Road Runner cocked his/her/their head to the side for a moment, before it jumped into the air with a loud "MEEP MEEP!" and ran off.

"Heh, you'll never change, will you Road Runner?"

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Too Be Continued In, A New Life 2: Re-Meeting The Boss
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A/N: ... so, this is a thing. Originally this was all just one part, with Coyote speaking to a number of characters, one's he'd already met, like Denis, and one that he hadn't, Janna. But, I decided to separate the first half from the second half of the Omake, as... I'm not sure when exactly I'll have the latter half finished. Just too many ideas at the moment. Plus, I have to finally finish my Neo-Mongol Horse Arche

Anywho, I hope some of you somewhat enjoyed this Omake!
...I love this!

Out of Curiosity, what do you all think Road Runners Stats would look like?
 
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