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A New Life:
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It had taken him quite a long while to find a bus that would take him back to Doofania. But, thankfully, his old nemesis had helped him with this endeavor. Though, not out of kindness, but... curiosity. For, even if they had fought one another on the small sceen and real life, Wile. E Coyote never acted like... this.
"Come along, friend, we must inform the good doctor about this change." The completely changed Coyote said as the worked towards the main D.E.I. building.
"MEEP MEEP!"
"Yes, yes, this may be unusual for us, but I must alert the good doctor to my epiphany!"
"... MEEP MEEP!"
"Yes, epiphany. I have come to realize something that many, many Toons have realized, yet the majority of us have failed to grasp. And that is..." Coyote paused for dramtic effect, "that we need not act like we do in our cartoons. Imagine it, Road Runner! If Goofy wasn't so clumsy! If Yosemite Sam didn't always act like a cowboy! If Maximillian Goof did not abstain from using the 'Toon Force'!" Then Coyote's face slowly turned into a frown. "If Dennis the Duck wasn't so obsessed with Sandwiches! Think about what we could do! We could even overthrow that maniacal Judge Doom and make the states love Toons again!"
"MEEP... MEEP?"
"Yes, my friend, even you can change! Tell me, what have we both been doing with our lives? I chase you, and you run! But, what's the point? Sure, for you, it may be enjoyable! But, for me? I always ended up in pain. And, what was the 'light' at the end of that tunnel? Eating you, my co-star, a fellow
Toon. In the end, my victory was always going to be impossible. So... why continue something so futile?"
"... MEEP... MEEP?" The Road Runner, hesitantly, conceded.
"That's the spirit, friend!" Wile chuckled... before he slowly looked around. "Oh my! It sems, as miss Vanessa would say during on of those DDnD games of her's; I failed a spot check."
"MEEP MEEP?"
"It seems someone created a giant volcano in the middle of Doofania. Huh, how odd."
"MEEP MEEP?"
"Oh, trust me, something strange always happens in Doofania. I upgraded a robot with ACME products, including a ACME Death Laser. And, not too long ago, one of those L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N. lads accidentally had his brain enlarged while researching super powers. While this is a bit... larger than either of those examples, it still isn't that unusual."
"MEEP MEEP?"
"Yes, you should be prepared for additional strangeness during your stay here. Though..." Wile stopped and thought for a moment. "... perhaps you could stay in Doofania, instead of running back into the desert? The good doctor is try to bring Toons back into the spotlight. He might even finance a new Looney Toons cartoon within the year! And then we can be back to chasing one another on the silver screen, while off the set we can do whatever we want! But, at the moment, I'm the only big name Looney Toon in Doofania... and, in the public consciousness, a 'villain'. But, to the world at large, you're a hero! Your presence would certainly boost the popularity of Toons not only in Doofania, but the rest of the world!"
"... MEEP MEEP?"
"Oh, you don't need to decide on it now. Go, explore Doofania, then come to a decision, my friend!"
The Road Runner cocked his/her/their head to the side for a moment, before it jumped into the air with a loud "MEEP MEEP!" and ran off.
"Heh, you'll never change, will you Road Runner?"
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Too Be Continued In, A New Life 2: Re-Meeting The Boss
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A/N: ... so, this is a thing. Originally this was all just one part, with Coyote speaking to a number of characters, one's he'd already met, like Denis, and one that he hadn't, Janna. But, I decided to separate the first half from the second half of the Omake, as... I'm not sure when exactly I'll have the latter half finished. Just too many ideas at the moment. Plus, I have to finally finish my Neo-Mongol Horse Arche
Anywho, I hope some of you somewhat enjoyed this Omake!