So random question, since I have recently binged this quest, has anyone brought up the idea of mixing Dinosaur DNA with Khan DNA to make a T-Rex that is also 100% Khan?
 
The following cards have been added to the DoofQuest Hero Cards document: Janna Ordonia, Winston Deavor, Liv Amara, Janus Lee, Trevor Trengrove, Old Man McGucket, Sinatron, Mass, Voyd, Bulbox, Gwen Grayson, Speed, Lash, Queen Lizzy, and Emperor Stanley.

God, I think I'm gonna lay down now. So many cards... So many witty lines to write so I can show off how much lore I know...
 
I have absolutely no idea how to make it Match Mongolian throat singing if its like with Haiku or so but since apparently Genghis sings, i tried my hand at this.


Sing the Song Of Homeland lost in time.
Sing the song of the friends who are dust
Sing the song of the empire faded away

I mourn you and yet i wont break nor bend
For your ashes and your spirits my comrades
Are always with me forever i remember.

My line still flows throught the earth
My line still looks to Tengri's skies.
My line remembers The Steed of War.

Khan of Khan i was yet my time faded
Throught the dunes of times lost to me.
And Yet my line lives and throught them I.

Brought back from cold black grasp.
By blood of my blood, seed of my seed.
From death life,Sorceror of my blood.

Scientist the shaman named himself.
Yet the imposible within his grasp.
I live not againt the will of Skyfather.

My line lost the martial soul.
Yet it is not lost it has my will.
It wont break and it wont bend.

I shall guide it as best as i can.
Blood of my blood. seed of my seed.
The Legacy honored wont fade away.

Throught Flawed it will arise.
Stronger throught the trials
For the Will of Khan is strong.

My Seed My Blood My Will.
I Shall protect and guide
Legacy shall repeat, Khans Blood

I Will find my way here so i swear.
Throught me your spirits live forever.
Honored,Cherished, Unforgoten.
 
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Uh looking at the cards I just remembered about MEZMERELLA being villain we can hire as well, hard to believe I forgot about her.
 
The Roadrunner


Stats


Martial: 10 (Roadrunner might be one of the fastest things out there, but running an enemy down is out of his wheelhouse. That said, he's exceptional at fleeing)

Diplomacy: 8 (Generally affable with a certain childish charm, but with a vocabulary limited to the words 'meep' and 'meep' exclusively in that order, he won't be brokering many peace deals)

Stewardship: 1 (The Roadrunner has little to no understanding of money and his closest brushes with the wheels of industry are the 'quality' products produced by ACME)

Intrigue: 18 (Consistently manages to outsmart Wile E. through a variety of means, but that's not exactly saying much. Roadrunner will struggle against anyone with a solid head on their shoulders)

Learning: 4 (While not stupid, most of Roadrunner's knowledge is tied up in the practical, like how best to run across desert landscapes. He has no formal education)

Traits

Meep Meep!: Roadrunner is exceptional at evading hostile attention. Any attempts to capture, kill, or otherwise harm Roadrunner is made with a -30. Any failure less than 75% of the DC to harm Roadrunner is a critical failure.

Nonverbal: Any tasks that involve communication only add half of Roadrunner's relevant stat.

Joking Around: Toons add a certain spice to life that few others can match. Any roll this unit is assigned to will automatically have the crit success threshold lowered by 10, but the critical fail threshold increases by 10 as well. If a roll has a critical fail threshold higher than its DC, the DC remains unchanged but any roll below the DC becomes a critical failure.

Rubberhose: No matter what sort of critical fail might befall this unit, he is still a toon. So long as you keep him loyal, he will never take permanent damage or need time to recover after a crit fail- whatever went wrong, he's ready to try again.
 

Glad ya like it!

Out of Curiosity, what do you all think Road Runners Stats would look like?

At the beginning? Almost similar stats to Coyote when we first got him, decent Martial, around twenty or so points, but everything else, besides possibly his Intrigue stat, pretty much below ten points. Though, if he goes though something similar to what Coyote did, I imagine his Diplomacy and Intrigue stats will get a decent boost.

I also imagine that, along with probably having a trait that boosts any roll of his that require him to run away, I also think he'll get a bonus to rolls that require him to either make a distraction or annyo someone, drawing their attention away from something.
 
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God, I think I'm gonna lay down now. So many cards... So many witty lines to write so I can show off how much lore I know...
Honestly the cards are some of my favorite things about this quest. Thanks.
 
The following cards have been added to the DoofQuest Hero Cards document: Janna Ordonia, Winston Deavor, Liv Amara, Janus Lee, Trevor Trengrove, Old Man McGucket, Sinatron, Mass, Voyd, Bulbox, Gwen Grayson, Speed, Lash, Queen Lizzy, and Emperor Stanley.

God, I think I'm gonna lay down now. So many cards... So many witty lines to write so I can show off how much lore I know...

No cards for the Kings we've encountered? Guess any power player worth their salt is gonna keep any inkling of their capabilities from getting out...
 
Honestly the cards are some of my favorite things about this quest. Thanks.
Aw. Thanks! Expect more fun cards in the future!

No cards for the Kings we've encountered? Guess any power player worth their salt is gonna keep any inkling of their capabilities from getting out...
On the whole, King cards are gonna be far rarer than the regular hero cards. You met a bunch of high-level characters at Vegas, sure, but you'll need to work harder if you want to get their cards added to your collection. Like what you did with Shego.
 
Hmm... out of curiosity (provided that Mojave is willing to share his opinion, given that he's the one who created the character sheets that include the traits I'm interested in discussing), I wonder how does the crit-fail range increase from the Meep Meep! trait interact with Still Something of Value's reduced crit-fail range? Would they cancel each other out (leaving the crit-fail range to be the usual of rolling equal or below 50% of the DC of the action), or would one trait take precedence over the other here?
 
The following cards have been added to the DoofQuest Hero Cards document: Janna Ordonia, Winston Deavor, Liv Amara, Janus Lee, Trevor Trengrove, Old Man McGucket, Sinatron, Mass, Voyd, Bulbox, Gwen Grayson, Speed, Lash, Queen Lizzy, and Emperor Stanley.

God, I think I'm gonna lay down now. So many cards... So many witty lines to write so I can show off how much lore I know...
I've noted a very serious problem

McGuckets description isn't in hambone
 
Hmm... out of curiosity (provided that Mojave is willing to share his opinion, given that he's the one who created the character sheets that include the traits I'm interested in discussing), I wonder how does the crit-fail range increase from the Meep Meep! trait interact with Still Something of Value's reduced crit-fail range? Would they cancel each other out (leaving the crit-fail range to be the usual of rolling equal or below 50% of the DC of the action), or would one trait take precedence over the other here?
You mean in the case Xanatos makes a roll to attack Roadrunner that is within 30, but still less than 75% of the DC? Well, the way I personal would rule it, you'd have the effects of the bare failure and the crit failure. The attempt would go spectacularly wrong, but the DC would be cut in half for the next attempt. That is a bit of a gray area in the rules, but yeah, that's how I'd handle it.

I'd also like to state a disclaimer that these character sheets are my own personal opinions and are in now way representative of MiH's ideas about these characters' stats.

Edit: I'd be happy to take requests for other characters as well.
 
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Hallucinogenics are performance enhancing drugs for toons? Kind of makes sense.
I wonder if we can boost toon actions if we get more of Wile E.'s peyote.
 
November/December 2015 Rival Reports
Xanatos Enterprises
[ ] Stabilize the US Government
DC 110
77+38+20+7=142
Great Success

Xanatos made the news recently publicly praising the policing efforts in New York City, which have caused crime to plummet to new lows even as the rest of the country reels from the St. Canard breakout. He's also made considerable donations to police departments across the country 'to help export our successful model elsewhere'. Less publicly, but still discoverable through the grapevine, he's also begun a large-scale stabilization plan to make sure nobody rocks the boat any further after the St. Canard breakout. On top of all that, Goofy told you that local media in the northeast seems to be downplaying the events of the Sands gala, so it seems like the man is operating on all cylinders to make sure the results of your little escapade doesn't become a problem for him. You're not sure if you should be proud or concerned.

[ ] Donate to Richard Martinez's campaign
DC 50
23+38+20+7=88
Great Success

With President Richmond's term being up next year, Xanatos Enterprises has chosen to throw its considerable weight behind upcoming candidate Richard Martinez. Richard is known as a politically moderate candidate with a lifelong political career, considerable diplomatic skill, and no particular black marks on his record. If elected he would be the first person of Hispanic ancestry to sit in the Oval Office.

Kronos Corporation
[ ] Undergo internal power struggle
DC 0
74

Bereft of its leader, the Kronos Corporation has devolved into a nasty internal power struggle, as the Board of Directors and other influential figures fight amongst themselves rather than respond to the loss of their leader. It's unclear at the moment if or when they stabilize. It could be a month from now, it could be… never.

[ ] Establish a Smokescreen
DC 100
33+30+15+30(???)=108
Bare Success

Just a few days after the Sands disaster (or, from your perspective, triumph), Kronos reassured the public that everything was fine and Syndrome was unharmed by… revealing Syndrome himself?!?! Sure, the guy seemed even more vapid than usual, twitching a lot and lacking a certain degree of smarm, but there he was in the flesh! Not even with any broken bones or anything! Did he have some sort of healinator? What was going on here?

Doofenshmirtz Learning Roll (recognize the Syndroid)
DC 90
82+38+20 (acquired all Robo-Doppleganger tech)=140
Success!

Wait a second. Syndrome just revealed near-perfect robot AI impersonators. Of course he'd have one of himself lying around! Kronos must be using it to keep anyone from realizing the company is rudderless. Seems like this one might be a prototype or rush job, seeing as it's twitching a lot and not a perfect replica. You're not 100% sure on this, but it seems the most likely explanation by far. Here's to hoping it turns renegade too, though you're not holding your breath.

Sinatron
[ ]Fortify the Sands
DC 80
87+23+18+20=148
Spectacular Success

News reports coming in out of Vegas say that the city's not only still standing, it hasn't even shut down its day to day operations. The Sands Casino, already designed to be nearly impregnable, has undergone a few modifications to make direct assault a much riskier venture, but so far… no formal declarations of war or secession have been made. With 'Syndrome' being alive and well, the government has decided to declare Sinatron a powerful yet eccentric cape, something that fits within the current shape of the Masquerade easily and which they have ample experience in dealing with.

Zootopia State
[ ] Expand Zootopian Settlements
DC 85
73+34+18=125

Zootopia has a large number of outlying suburbs and settlements where animals who don't prefer the city life can make their home in quieter surroundings. Recently, Bellwether has taken the opportunity to expand those settlements in the Pacific Northwest into areas dominated by the Kronos Corporation. Normally Syndrome would at least demand a share of the spoils for this growth, but with the man rather indisposed at the moment the Zootopia Planning Board has been given free reign. Several new towns have sprung up in otherwise undeveloped areas, most with kitschy names like 'Aardvark Acres' or 'Elephant Estates'.

Yama
[ ] Expand Influence to Reno
DC 85
79+27+23=129
Great Success

The oyabun of the Yakuza based out of San Fransokyo took advantage of the chaos to expand his sphere of influence to include the city of Reno. The chaos in the city from riots and the aftermath of the Sands Gala allowed him to easily insert lieutenants into positions of power, bully the local mob bosses into subservience, and stabilize the criminal element there.

Tomokiri
[ ] Produce ??? for ???
DC 80
93+34+30 (???)=157
Spectacular Success

Rumors are filtering down the grapevine that tech-based cape Tomokiri has been producing something for certain noteworthy individuals. The specifics of what, exactly, is being produced are unclear, though based on the reactions it is kept somewhat secret and is in high demand.

Drakktech
[ ] Capitalize on Kronos Corp Weakness
DC 100
42+22+34+10+7=115
Decent Success

Shego has taken advantage of the recent turmoil in Kronos-controlled territory to poach any underappreciated scientists, administrators, or other useful figures in the area, while also presiding over an increase in Super activity across Kronos regions, likely as a smokescreen for more clandestine acquisitions.

???
[ ] Build lots of robots for ???
DC 90
63+37+27+10+4=141
Spectacular Success
There seems to be someone new in town in Middleton, and the name of the game is robots. Lots and lots of robots. From the sound of things they're not even up to par with an Iron Gargoyle, never mind one of your Normbots or an Omnidroid, but what they lack in efficiency they make up for in sheer numbers. These things have been pouring out of all sorts of abandoned buildings and according to preliminary reports are assisting with the distribution of nootropic substances.

???
[ ] Expand operations out of Middleton
DC 100
57+29+18+8+4=116
Decent Success
Reports coming out of Middleton indicate that the drug ring has expanded its area of influence to include cities such Aurora, Colorado Springs, Pueblo, Fort Collins, and more. Brutal-looking armored drones and a highly decentralized chain of command make it possible for the group, which includes several capes to their name at this point, to avoid public scrutiny and distribute their illicit substances far and wide. Some unconfirmed stories even suggest that in addition to nootropic substances there have been drugs distributed that can give the users temporary superpowers.

ENCOM
[ ] Release a mandatory update
DC 15
52

ENCOM's updates continue to roll out with normal frequency. While this has stabilized their userbase somewhat, there is some concern that the damage has already been done. ENCOM continues to lose market share to DoofOS, though not at the same torrential speed as previously seen.

Alonso Hawk
[ ] Investigate ???
DC ???
61+20+26=107
Unprecedented Failure
Doom's spymaster has attempted to investigate the unknown individual responsible for assuming control of the Los Angeles underworld. His attempts were… less than successful. Three days after he started an investigation, a package arrived under his front door, the contents of which made him shriek, glance hurriedly around the gated neighborhood in which he lives, and then hurry inside with the container. Investigation into the shadow world of LA slowed soon after.

???
[ ] Acquire Omnidroids
DC 60
84+20=104
Great Success

There's always been a demand for after-market Omnidroids. The things do get sold, and inevitably that means they get re-sold. Apparently they've made a splash on the Bot Fighting scene in 'Sokyo. But the mass deactivation of Omnidroids across the entire city of Vegas on the night of the gala had led to an enormous surge in supply. Hundreds if not thousands of Omnidroids of every size and model have gone missing, some of them captured by rival companies hoping to reverse engineer them, others by criminal gangs even now reprogramming them for turf wars, but the majority have simply vanished without a trace.

The 'Resistance'
[ ] Vandalize some Normbots
DC 30
13+11+9+1=34
Bare Success

The 'Resistance' has continued its campaign against you, having vandalized a grand total of thirty-nine Normbots by spraypainting them with phrases such as 'DOOF SUX' and 'DOWN WITH THE MAN'. Overall the damage to your policing force is minimal, especially compared to the supervillains currently using your front garden for a turf war, but the group has proven themselves to be somewhat… disruptive. CCTV footage has caught some video of the perpetrators; while you don't have a positive ID on them, you seem to have been right about the 'punk kids' thing. At some point you should send someone to give them a talking to.

???
[ ] Control organized crime in Carson City
DC 70
100+43+36+16=195
Critical Success

A new criminal element has taken astonishingly thorough control of any crime consolidated in or around Carson City, brutally crushing any opposition and establishing themselves as the undisputed master of the area. Kronos Corp was universally unable to respond, and Federal attempts at quelling the overwhelming takeover proved fruitless.

Aldrin Klordane
[ ] Control organized crime in Boise
DC 75
63+24+14=101
Great Success

Criminal elements in Boise have consolidated under the banner of one Aldrin Klordane, a crime boss of relatively little acclaim until very recently. Klordane utilized the chaos from the Sands Gala and internal Kronos strife to make a power play and gain control over the underworld in Boise and surrounding areas.

???
[ ] Control organized crime in Spokane
DC 80
56+40+22+5=123
Spectacular Success

Organized crime in Spokane seems to have disappeared overnight, only to crop up several days later with a vengeance. The prevailing theory is that an exceptionally efficient and brutal operator has seized control, though nobody is aware of who this mysterious individual could be.

???
[ ] Control organized crime in Richland
DC 80
81+27+13+6=127
Spectacular Success

An unknown individual seems to have taken control of organized crime in Richland and the surrounding area. Any further details on the topic are incredibly sparse.

President George Richmond
[ ] Assert Control in Kronos Territory
DC 100
25+32+26+20(???)=103
Bare Success

With Kronos security either leaderless or overwhelmed by clandestine assaults on all sides, the US government has presided over a federal crackdown on crime across the Rockies. While they were unable to stamp out the more organized or superpowered elements, law and order has been maintained primarily through improved coordination and anti-corruption measures with police forces used to taking marching orders from a now-silent Kronos. While Kronos still exercises undue control over the area, Federal control in the Rocky Mountains is now higher than anywhere else aside from their stronghold in the Mid-Atlantic.
 
... so i'm wondering... should we make a knock off Normbot that's a generation behind what we currently use and sell them to the US gov?

or maybe make a piloted version of the Normbots (with a simular downgrade) to sell them instead?
 
Things are accelerating. Perhaps too fast. We need a Council in order to start better coordinating and to be more active rather than reactive.
 
I would prefer to have a contract for Greevil Recycling of BnL Wasteland
 
So like... as a byproduct of Disney, is Kingdom Hearts at all existent within this world? Because that would definitely change things up a fair degree. If this has been answered, please forgive me, this thread updates at insane speeds sometimes.
 
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