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Riddle mentions Cage, Tricky, and Mr. Block as Directors of the other Departments. Riddle's from WITCH, Block as covered is from Milo Murphy's Law, but I don't believe we ever conclusively figured out the other two.
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Huh. Cage for Extraterrestrial, Tricky for Metahuman. Wonder who they are. Anyways, that background is good to know, although:
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There is also an ancestor of Mr. Block in the present that works for the government.
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It could be that the two Mr. Blocks are separate.
 
Time for funny shenanigans! Which, when Tobe is involved, is always entertaining to see. Only thing missing is Pucca crashing into the scene chasing after Garu again. Though considering they're together, that probably won't happen.
 
Inspired by the latest update:

Is-this-a-crossover-episode-inator (good): That shindig with Xanatos and gargoyles and the Glooms and your employees was pretty neat. By squeezing a bunch of luck into one place, you can make something like that happen again. The next quest DEI participates in will involve an unexpected friendly faction. They'll be there for their own reasons, but will be generally helpful.

Is-this-a-crossover-episode-inator (bad): That shindig with Xanatos and gargoyles and the Glooms and your employees was pretty neat. By squeezing a bunch of luck into one place, you can make something like that happen again. The next quest DEI participates in will involve an unexpected hostile faction. They'll be there for their own reasons, but will be generally harmful.
 
Inators inspired by @HAHAHAHAH-*KAFF*'s omake:

Paperwork-away-inator (good): Ugh, paperwork, as you have discovered, is the true evil in the world. And not the kind of Evil you partake in, just plain old, regular evil that's no fun for anybody. Seriously, what kind of twisted mind came up with this idea? It's horrible! So, in order to fix the problem, you built this awesome device to just zap the paperwork into completion! You get an odd feeling that something has shifted though...

Upon activation, most of your paperwork is done for you and you don't have to do it! Gain one extra Stewardship action due to an increased time schedule! However, due to the Metaphysical Laws of Paperwork (yes, that's a real thing) the amount of paperwork that must be completed can neither be created nor destroyed. As such, one random King who is hostile to you receives extra paperwork as consequences for your meddling. They must take one Stewardship action just to get through it all.

Paperwork-away-inator (bad): Ugh, paperwork, as you have discovered, is the true evil in the world. And not the kind of Evil you partake in, just plain old, regular evil that's no fun for anybody. Seriously, what kind of twisted mind came up with this idea? It's horrible! So, in order to fix the problem, you built this awesome device to just zap the paperwork into completion! You get an odd feeling that something has shifted though... wait, hold on, it's pointed the wrong way-!!!!!!!

Upon activation, most of a random hostile-to-you King's paperwork is done for them and they don't have to do it! They gain one extra Stewardship action due to an increased time schedule! However, due to the Metaphysical Laws of Paperwork (yes, that's a real thing) the amount of paperwork that must be completed can neither be created nor destroyed. As such, you receive extra paperwork as consequence for your meddling. You must take one Stewardship action just to get through it all.
 
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COBRA City: March/April 1999
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    With the Junkion exile Wreck-Gar announcing over the global radio waves that a mysterious being called "Unicron" was coming to destroy the world in two year's time, the three-way war against Robotnik and the Decepticons has started to lul. No one is quite sure how to take the news that everything they have been working towards will be wiped away by the hand of an all-powerful being.

    You know how to take it: THIS CANNOT BEEEEEE! YOU ARE COBRA COMMANDER! YOU WILL NOT ROLL OVER TO AN OVERSIZED SCRAP HEAP! YOU WILL CONQUER ALLLL!!!

    The starting gun for your countless schemes of world domination has been fired! Only COBRA has the power needed to overcome this threat, and only COBRA COMMANDER has the force of personality to lead the way! COBRAAAAA!!!!!

    Choose one of each type.

    [ ] Operation: Animal Control

    The apes in the North have been a useful buffer against the Decepticons, but they are starting to outlive their usefulness! Deploy the troopers and H.I.S.S tanks to level Ape City so that the badlands that were once New England can be reclaimed for COBRA!


    [ ] Defuse the Iron Grenadiers

    That tin-plated traitor Destro thought he could betray COBRA? Think again! The Rattlers will bomb his bunkers to dust and pour gasoline on the ashes! That should serve as a lesson to anyone else who thinks they can establish a rogue state in your rogue state!


    [ ] Dinosaur Pest Control

    No one is quite sure how or why dinosaurs came back (or who keeps attaching weapons to them), but the fact of the matter is that these herds need to be thinned out. Eliminate these lazer-lugging lizards before they become too populous to outgun!

    [ ] Reach Out to Dr. Robotnik

    The Good Doctor's many marvelous robots and mastery of the machine could make an excellent bulwark against the ever-present Decepticon threat! Once the fat oaf is drained of his resources while protecting yours, he will be defenseless! Robotropolis is ours yet!


    [ ] Reach Out to Starscream

    The arrogant robotic lord of the Decepticon Triumvirate dares to think he can control COBRA? Perhaps that arrogance could be put to work! There's something about his screechy voice that tells you he would make a perfect stooge against your foes!


    [ ] End the Eco-Embargo

    For too long your simpering underlings have held back the valuable contacts of the Eco-Villains and their Pollution Syndicate! Who cares what sludge they dump where no one looks? Their money is green and their foolish ambitions are no threat to COBRA!

    [ ] Bread and Holoscreens

    The simpletons under your rule tend to get antsy from time to time, daring to question your right to rule! A few petty distractions will keep their small minds docile and supportive to your glorious regime!


    [ ] Expand the Underground Network

    Our oil wells long ago discovered the underground networks that Metlar calls his domain- prove his dominance is empty words! Drill down in the firey depths of the Earth, where nightmares begin! COBRA fears not the feeble-minded giants known as the Inhumanoids! Drill into the planet's core and seize the power that lies within!

    [ ] Hunt for the Red Valentine

    The Baroness made a mistake when she chose her love for Destro over her fear of COBRA! A deadly mistake! Have your agents seize the Baroness from the Iron Grenadiers' territory and use her as a bargaining chip against your traitorous second-in-command!


    [ ] Locate Carmen Sandiego

    Where in the wasteland is Carmen Sandeigo? That's what you've wanted to know ever since that red rabble-rouser stole the COBRA National Museum. ALL OF IT! She must pay for the crime of making you look incompetent!


    [ ] Investigate 'The Brain'

    You have received a mysterious message from across the sea, supposedly from some brilliant mind ruling much of Europe. You are no fool, this smells of a rat trap! Send your spies to see how much of the World this 'Brain' truly rules, and if he would be of aid to your plans!

    [ ] Reverse Engineer Junkion Samples

    The wonders of Cybertron have fallen into your fingers! Or… at least it's a refuse heap! Regardless, the useless refuse in which Wreck-Gar arrived should prove an interesting study for your scientists; and heaven help them if they fail to turn this trash into your treasure!


    [ ] Reconstruct the Weather Dominator

    Destro designed an absolutely devastating weapon capable of reshaping the winds and clouds its master's will, but what he doesn't know is that you collected enough pieces of the Weather Dominator to finish what he started! Once those pieces are put back together, Weather Dominator will make COBRA a force of nature onto itself!


    [ ] Construct Hologram Jammers

    The simpering corporatist Raymond is still childishly upset at you for poaching the Misfits from his pathetic and unworthy fingers! Ensuring we have a few tricks up our sleeves to deal with his hard light hologram projectors could lead to a very entertaining show when he does finally get the guts to come after you!


    [ ] Send for a Wizard

    The last so-called 'master of the arcane' proved useless! Send one of your underlings towards Venger's Realm and find some hedge fool to serve your needs!


    [ ] Draw a Card from the Deck

    The useless wizard you purchased this Deck from said only it held great and terrible power… that great and terrible power will be YOURS!!!


    [ ] Summon the Peoplebusters

    The pack of horrific exterminators from Boo York have expanded their range of contracts to "busting" creatures from Earth at the behest of other Earth beings. You can use their greed to eliminate your rivals in the most spine-tingling ways known to ghost!



    Special Missions

    [ ] Dude, Where's My Trypticon?
    A space bridge accident resulted in a massive Decepticon superweapon landing in the dust bowl outside Starlight City! You must seize this "Trypticon" weapon before COBRA's rivals become aware of its presence! Now, if only you could move it without anybody noticing…

    [ ] Search for the Seven Cities
    Legends of gold beyond imagining and wondrous technology filter from the far south; we must seize it for COBRA! Menator and his primitives could never stop your trained soldiers from seizing what wealth they have!


    Personal Actions

    [ ] Oversee an Action
    Fine! I'll do it myself!

    [ ] Cackle Madly to Yourself
    It's an excellent stress reliever!

    [ ] Do Bad Deeds
    Put kittens in trees! Punt old ladies across the street! This is your city now!

    [ ] Interrogate prisoners
    -[ ] Which one?

    [ ] Motivate Your Employees
    -[ ] Specify an employee
    Your employees need some proper motivation to ensure their loyalty. Show them the consequences of failure!!!

    [ ] Dare to be Stupid
    Get out there and see what you can do in the big wild world! You don't understand most of it, but that's ok!

    [ ] Try to Put Together Some Junkions
    Your loyal servants have been scattered like trash! ...well they are trash, but still.

    [ ] Work for Mr. Coby
    -[ ] Which project?

    [ ] Perform Heroism
    You were built to fight crime! That building may have gone wrong somewhere along the line, but surely you can show folks this COBRA guy is a good fella.

    [ ] Make some dough
    A few odd jobs on the side are just what you need to earn some scratch for motor oil and spare parts.

    [ ] Get to Stooging
    -[ ] Which project?

    [ ] Put on a concert in Robotropolis
    The corpulent dictator of Robotropolis seems to have a well-hidden soft spot for the music of the Misfits. Whether that's because of their messages of greed and personal gain is undetermined, but perhaps a concert could help to warm the cockles of his withered black heart.

    [ ] Give Pizazz a laser
    What could go wrong?

    [ ] Work for the Bossman
    -[ ] Which project?

    [ ] Brainwash the next person you see
    Your machinery requires regular testing to ensure proper calibration.

    [ ] Perform dentistry
    You haven't forgotten, despite everything.

    [ ] Serve COBRA Command
    -[ ] Which project?

    [ ] Run Extensive Enterprises
    Zurich may be buried, but COBRA's wealth has never been higher. Time to make a killing.

    [ ] Train Crimson Guard
    The Segies must be drilled to yet higher heights to serve the name of COBRA!

    [ ] Serve COBRA Command
    -[ ] Which project?

    [ ] Go Wild
    The Drednoks are gonna take a vacation and paint the town red!

    [ ] Write Poetry
    I call this one: 'Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in-'

    [ ] Serve COBRA Command
    -[ ] Which project?


    Spike Witwicky

    While completing your most recent excursion against the overblown Decepticons, you came across a terrible threat! Spike Witwicky, perhaps the most irritating and unpleasant being known to man. Dare you free the child from his prison to make use of his evil?!?!

    [ ] Unleash Spike?

    -[ ]Yes
    -[ ]No

    There will be a twelve hour moratorium on voting.
     
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    • Dungeons27 said:
    Behold the might of COBRA!
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    What did the Inators DO...WHAT DID THE INATORS DO!!

    WHY ARE WE IN SATURDAY MORNING!!
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    WHAT. THE. FUCK??????????????????????
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    See above for what I think happened.
    mangawriter77 said:
    1. Who is Cobra Commander and why should I care?
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    Cobra Commander is the Main Antagonist of GI Joe, and in is a KIng in the Saturday Morning Cartoon Villians Victorious Verse.
     
    Made in Heaven said:
    COBRA City - March/April 1999




    With the Junkion exile Wreck-Gar announcing over the global radio waves that a mysterious being called "Unicron" was coming to destroy the world in two year's time, the three-way war against Robotnik and the Decepticons has started to lul. No one is quite sure how to take the news that everything they have been working towards will be wiped away by the hand of an all-powerful being.

    You know how to take it: THIS CANNOT BEEEEEE! YOU ARE COBRA COMMANDER! YOU WILL NOT ROLL OVER TO AN OVERSIZED SCRAP HEAP! YOU WILL CONQUER ALLLL!!!

    The starting gun for your countless schemes of world domination has been fired! Only COBRA has the power needed to overcome this threat, and only COBRA COMMANDER has the force of personality to lead the way! COBRAAAAA!!!!!

    Choose one of each type.

    [ ] Operation: Animal Control

    The apes in the North have been a useful buffer against the Decepticons, but they are starting to outlive their usefulness! Deploy the troopers and H.I.S.S tanks to level Ape City so that the badlands that were once New England can be reclaimed for COBRA!


    [ ] Defuse the Iron Grenadiers

    That tin-plated traitor Destro thought he could betray COBRA? Think again! The Rattlers will bomb his bunkers to dust and pour gasoline on the ashes! That should serve as a lesson to anyone else who thinks they can establish a rogue state in your rogue state!


    [ ] Dinosaur Pest Control

    No one is quite sure how or why dinosaurs came back (or who keeps attaching weapons to them), but the fact of the matter is that these herds need to be thinned out. Eliminate these lazer-lugging lizards before they become too populous to outgun!

    [ ] Reach Out to Dr. Robotnik

    The Good Doctor's many marvelous robots and mastery of the machine could make an excellent bulwark against the ever-present Decepticon threat! Once the fat oaf is drained of his resources while protecting yours, he will be defenseless! Robotropolis is ours yet!


    [ ] Reach Out to Starscream

    The arrogant robotic lord of the Decepticon Triumvirate dares to think he can control COBRA? Perhaps that arrogance could be put to work! There's something about his screechy voice that tells you he would make a perfect stooge against your foes!


    [ ] End the Eco-Embargo

    For too long your simpering underlings have held back the valuable contacts of the Eco-Villains and their Pollution Syndicate! Who cares what sludge they dump where no one looks? Their money is green and their foolish ambitions are no threat to COBRA!

    [ ] Bread and Holoscreens

    The simpletons under your rule tend to get antsy from time to time, daring to question your right to rule! A few petty distractions will keep their small minds docile and supportive to your glorious regime!


    [ ] Expand the Underground Network

    Our oil wells long ago discovered the underground networks that Metlar calls his domain- prove his dominance is empty words! Drill down in the firey depths of the Earth, where nightmares begin! COBRA fears not the feeble-minded giants known as the Inhumanoids! Drill into the planet's core and seize the power that lies within!

    [ ] Hunt for the Red Valentine

    The Baroness made a mistake when she chose her love for Destro over her fear of COBRA! A deadly mistake! Have your agents seize the Baroness from the Iron Grenadiers' territory and use her as a bargaining chip against your traitorous second-in-command!


    [ ] Locate Carmen Sandiego

    Where in the wasteland is Carmen Sandeigo? That's what you've wanted to know ever since that red rabble-rouser stole the COBRA National Museum. ALL OF IT! She must pay for the crime of making you look incompetent!


    [ ] Investigate 'The Brain'

    You have received a mysterious message from across the sea, supposedly from some brilliant mind ruling much of Europe. You are no fool, this smells of a rat trap! Send your spies to see how much of the World this 'Brain' truly rules, and if he would be of aid to your plans!

    [ ] Reverse Engineer Junkion Samples

    The wonders of Cybertron have fallen into your fingers! Or… at least it's a refuse heap! Regardless, the useless refuse in which Wreck-Gar arrived should prove an interesting study for your scientists; and heaven help them if they fail to turn this trash into your treasure!


    [ ] Reconstruct the Weather Dominator

    Destro designed an absolutely devastating weapon capable of reshaping the winds and clouds its master's will, but what he doesn't know is that you collected enough pieces of the Weather Dominator to finish what he started! Once those pieces are put back together, Weather Dominator will make COBRA a force of nature onto itself!


    [ ] Construct Hologram Jammers

    The simpering corporatist Raymond is still childishly upset at you for poaching the Misfits from his pathetic and unworthy fingers! Ensuring we have a few tricks up our sleeves to deal with his hard light hologram projectors could lead to a very entertaining show when he does finally get the guts to come after you!


    [ ] Send for a Wizard

    The last so-called 'master of the arcane' proved useless! Send one of your underlings towards Venger's Realm and find some hedge fool to serve your needs!


    [ ] Draw a Card from the Deck

    The useless wizard you purchased this Deck from said only it held great and terrible power… that great and terrible power will be YOURS!!!


    [ ] Summon the Peoplebusters

    The pack of horrific exterminators from Boo York have expanded their range of contracts to "busting" creatures from Earth at the behest of other Earth beings. You can use their greed to eliminate your rivals in the most spine-tingling ways known to ghost!



    Special Missions

    [ ] Dude, Where's My Trypticon?
    A space bridge accident resulted in a massive Decepticon superweapon landing in the dust bowl outside Starlight City! You must seize this "Trypticon" weapon before COBRA's rivals become aware of its presence! Now, if only you could move it without anybody noticing…

    [ ] Search for the Seven Cities
    Legends of gold beyond imagining and wondrous technology filter from the far south; we must seize it for COBRA! Menator and his primitives could never stop your trained soldiers from seizing what wealth they have!


    Personal Actions

    [ ] Oversee an Action
    Fine! I'll do it myself!

    [ ] Cackle Madly to Yourself
    It's an excellent stress reliever!

    [ ] Do Bad Deeds
    Put kittens in trees! Punt old ladies across the street! This is your city now!

    [ ] Interrogate prisoners
    -[ ] Which one?

    [ ] Motivate Your Employees
    -[ ] Specify an employee
    Your employees need some proper motivation to ensure their loyalty. Show them the consequences of failure!!!

    [ ] Dare to be Stupid
    Get out there and see what you can do in the big wild world! You don't understand most of it, but that's ok!

    [ ] Try to Put Together Some Junkions
    Your loyal servants have been scattered like trash! ...well they are trash, but still.

    [ ] Work for Mr. Coby
    -[ ] Which project?

    [ ] Perform Heroism
    You were built to fight crime! That building may have gone wrong somewhere along the line, but surely you can show folks this COBRA guy is a good fella.

    [ ] Make some dough
    A few odd jobs on the side are just what you need to earn some scratch for motor oil and spare parts.

    [ ] Get to Stooging
    -[ ] Which project?

    [ ] Put on a concert in Robotropolis
    The corpulent dictator of Robotropolis seems to have a well-hidden soft spot for the music of the Misfits. Whether that's because of their messages of greed and personal gain is undetermined, but perhaps a concert could help to warm the cockles of his withered black heart.

    [ ] Give Pizazz a laser
    What could go wrong?

    [ ] Work for the Bossman
    -[ ] Which project?

    [ ] Brainwash the next person you see
    Your machinery requires regular testing to ensure proper calibration.

    [ ] Perform dentistry
    You haven't forgotten, despite everything.

    [ ] Serve COBRA Command
    -[ ] Which project?

    [ ] Run Extensive Enterprises
    Zurich may be buried, but COBRA's wealth has never been higher. Time to make a killing.

    [ ] Train Crimson Guard
    The Segies must be drilled to yet higher heights to serve the name of COBRA!

    [ ] Serve COBRA Command
    -[ ] Which project?

    [ ] Go Wild
    The Drednoks are gonna take a vacation and paint the town red!

    [ ] Write Poetry
    I call this one: 'Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in-'

    [ ] Serve COBRA Command
    -[ ] Which project?


    Spike Witwicky

    While completing your most recent excursion against the overblown Decepticons, you came across a terrible threat! Spike Witwicky, perhaps the most irritating and unpleasant being known to man. Dare you free the child from his prison to make use of his evil?!?!

    [ ] Unleash Spike?

    -[ ]Yes
    -[ ]No

    There will be a twelve hour moratorium on voting.
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    As someone who lives and breathes TF (and related properties), I so very much wish this wasn't just an april fools joke. Nemesis of the Terrakors shall rise again!
     
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    imagine dorito extracts COBRA COMMANDER from Saturday Morning to be a Toonesque Terror upon the mortal plane
     
    You can blame most of this one on me. I filled out a good chunk of the COBRA COMMANDER actions based on my own work on the setting and my plans for campaigns that'll never happen.

    "Dude Where's My Trypticon" was based on the April Fools session I did for my DVV Gridlocked campaign, in which we played SM and pretended we were playing SM for years.
     
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    Hold on, that sounds-

    *alarms blaring*
    WARNING. POETRY OF THE "Azgoths of Kria" DETECTED.
    DESIGNATION: SECOND WORST POETRY IN THE UNIVERSE.
    DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES.

    NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
     
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    i thought this was an interlude, from somehwere

    And I have to admit when i saw the name Unicron, i got surprised and began to scream internally, like

    AAAAAAAAAAA, UNICRON NOOOOOO, how we are going to solve this first toffe and now this, then i was bu t wait unicron is not disney..... but wait he could be in this setting NOOOOOO.

    then i understood, this was another stuff.

    Jokes aside, i would play this quest... is in the making?, i mean Between Robotnik, and Unicron i feel a lot treatened while reading this, especially for the second one.
     
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