We don't have any at the moment but we can use this opportunity to see what works and what doesn't.
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Clearly referencing Doof and which item is the most potentially dangerous item we got?
we could have researched it before now and we had a very easy option this turn to study it. If we had we could have passed the Extra dimension tech option with just our mods. This coming turn and gotten a crit on it which is incredibly important as it speeds up our development of that tech tree.
His stated goal is to wipe out all humans, We are aligned with his enemies,We know he is aware of us being aware of him ( see Doof tearing up his card and not accepting the corn deal) and we know he is aware of us having the key. Something that it's stated he was worried about.
molly is also clearly aligned with Demona as they were grouped together during the auction and Demona is doing something.
we also know some bad thing has been building for ages now in the background that's going to happen THIS TURN.
so excuse me for being salty that we're still two turns away from being able to do anything at all!
I find it hard to beilve the Talisman would cause concern. Its powerful and useful sure but it's use does not effect the strategic situation nearly as much as the key wouldIt's extremely unlikely that Molly was working for Toffee because if Toffee was worried about some item someone might buy, especially one as cheap as the Dimensional Key, he'd just have bought it, or have Molly buy it in this case. Moreover, we passed all the Intrigue checks for the Key and didn't notice Molly paying attention to it at all.
I find it a lot more likely that the item Molly was talking about was the Talisman, there we didn't pass all our intrigue checks (we barely passed 1/3 in fact) and we did bid an absolutely crazy amount so it was impossible to outbid us.
I find it hard to beilve the Talisman would cause concern. Its powerful and useful sure but it's use does not effect the strategic situation nearly as much as the key would
Only if the key was uniquely dangerous among dimensional travel options, and it's kind of the worst one ever, being both random and non repeating. If Toffee were interested in the key, it's because of what someone like us buying it means for our plans, and letting us have the thing is a minor inconvenience compared to knowing that we got it.It's extremely unlikely that Molly was working for Toffee because if Toffee was worried about some item someone might buy, especially one as cheap as the Dimensional Key, he'd just have bought it, or have Molly buy it in this case.
That depends on what the strategic situation as Molly's boss sees it actually is. Like, as an absurd example, ENCOM could not possibly care less about dimensional travel, but astral projection could do some weird stuff with digitization. As a less absurd example, that talisman is currently our only defense against the Dream Queen.I find it hard to beilve the Talisman would cause concern. Its powerful and useful sure but it's use does not effect the strategic situation nearly as much as the key would
Fair.A pole, which for all we know could be the lance of Longinus, sans spearhead, or part of some other mythical polearm.
I am, as a matter of fact, wondering if this is the Longinus.
Gargoyles does as much with the Arthurian mythos as it does with Shakespeare, the Holy Lance features very prominently in the Grail Quest, whatever Demona is doing is apparently happening during Christmas and there is the matter of the potentially related Notre Dame break-in.
Just because (hypothetically) Demona has the Lance and was involved in the Notre Dame break in doesn't mean that she broke into Notre Dame to obtain the Lance. Her plan has clearly taken multiple turns to unfold, so she may well have taken a variety of actions and have a plan that relies on multiple "moving parts."
Just because (hypothetically) Demona has the Lance and was involved in the Notre Dame break in doesn't mean that she broke into Notre Dame to obtain the Lance. Her plan has clearly taken multiple turns to unfold, so she may well have taken a variety of actions and have a plan that relies on multiple "moving parts."
So funny story about that...one of my current college subjects has us learning about Coordinated Management of Meaning Theory. One model of communication under this is Serpentine Model. It talks about the presence of Logical Force in a conversation, a moral pressure or sense of obligation that a person feels to respond in a given way when communicating with someone else. And conflicting Logical Forces create an unwanted repetitive action (URP) where a strongly coordinated set of unfortunate actions result in a non-satisfying communication experience that seems inescapable. It's a conversational sequence neither party wants to repeat, but does so anyway.The next person to complain about Not doing dimension tech will get a lot more unpleasantness from me than this casual reminder. These circular arguments with ever escalating rhetorical nastiness are an annoyance to have to scroll through.
So quit making it happen for all of us.
Look over Hostile Takeovers because why not
Public Fuck-up Potential: How likely they are to tank their own stock/credibility
Shinies: What we get
Usable Dirt: What can we use to undermine them
Ranking:
- Olympia Corp DC 310
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Low
- Dice gods punished Evelyn's predecessor. She has to play it slow.
- Shines:
- Mind control
- Cape Deterrents tech
- Dirt Available to us:
- Unlockable through Mirage action sink
- DrakkTech DC 325
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Middling
- She's to scary for much to stick
- Shines:
- East Colorado
- More Saturday Morning mad science
- Dirt Available to us:
- We would not survive any attempt at this
- Xanatos Enterprises DC ???
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Nope
- +72 intrigue bitch
- Shines:
- Magic
- Dirt Available to us:
- Xanay nickname
- Khan Industries DC 300
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Low
- He knows what he's doing
- Shines:
- Power
- Dirt Available to us:
- Need to actually acknowledge Cape Suzette first
- Glomgold Enterprises 425
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Mid
- His shrewdness could cross a taboo or three
- Shines:
- Scrooge's junk
- Dirt Available to us:
- Nothing
- Sycorax DC 200
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Mid
- She's agitating the cape scene with the St. Canard inmates at large
- Shines:
- Cloning
- Mutations
- Probably some eco stuff from earlier
- Dirt Available to us:
- Fred is unfortunately our best in right now
- Funtelligence DC 200
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Mid
- Doesn't always stick to his lane
- Shines:
- AI
- Dirt Available to us:
- Wendy
- Gen-U-Tech DC 200
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Low
- Xanay's little venture in genetics
- Shines:
- Clones
- Mutations
- Dirt Available to us:
- Nothing
- Bakaemono Corporation DC 200
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Low
- Yokai works in the shadows
- Shines:
- Wormholes
- Military junk
- Dirt Available to us:
- Fredzilla
- Nightstone DC 160
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Mid
- Demona appears to be about done keeping up the facade but I'm not sure if she's still tied to the company
- Shines:
- Coffee
- Genetics
- Bio warfare
- Dirt Available to us:
- Find star then action sink in NYC
- Cloverleaf Industries DC 300
- Public Fuck-up Potential: Low
- Doom
- Shines:
- Infrastructure
- Dirt Available to us:
- Nothing concrete, but we'll get there eventually
All the other ones I would prefer to keep diplomacy as the go to option no matter how high our stewardship is.
- Nightstone (If DC drops stupidly low)
- Funinteligence (Guilt trip)
- Sycorax (Jumba's help can smooth the transition by fixing Liv)
- Cloverleaf (Dance on Doom's grave)
- Olympia (Winston is a nice guy but probably shouldn't take over if Evelyn is caught)
We don't have to propose anything. Once we invite them to collaborate, there's a sub vote with different options.Maybe collab with the both of Xanay and Shego on the same turn? Though what do we have to discuss with together?
Welp, we heard vanessa, Guess we're giving DEI to Janna if we somehow croak.If you want to follow in the footsteps of your father, Ms. Doofenshmirtz-"
"I don't."
Professor Granville blinked. "What?"
"I don't."