Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism

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Doomed Wombat said:
I have no idea where you extrapolated that from at all.

Even if she was his spouse Druchii are covetous dick heads, especially to family.
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It was mentioned some time ago that the lady that was felled by rolland and whitewings was the mother of the other dreadlord that was on manariths personal ark

So there was a lot of joke/theorysing posting around that possible anime origin point if i remember correctly

A bit of 1+1=2 reasonimg i believe
 
I could see a spiteful druichi wife or mother bidding at an Auction purely to deprive their Husband or Son of an Egg.... Or just bid without buying just to drive the price up Lol
 
Massgamer said:
Gotcha, so not the worst start over point and silver lining means that while city is being rebuilt the lighthouse can be built along with it with dwarf skill and such, cause we certainly want that lighthouse.
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here are few ideas for the rebuilding based on lessons learned
1) when the sea wall is rebuild it will be made a whole 4x thicker with even more runes for good measure
2)of the seven walls after the sea wall ,the outer wall will be rebuild 3x thicker along with runes at the foundation
3)the 6th ,5th and 4th walls after the 7th outer wall we be rebuild to 2x the thickness

this time when the Black arks came they smashed through the sea wall and five of the seven walls behind it , with these improvements the next time they come assuming its two of them again they will be halted before the 6th wall or at worst the fifth when they try to smash through again

4) in response to suicide bomber slaves of the dark elves , slightly past the base of all our walls we will build a 10 meter moat and just make it that last bit harder to get passed it we will also build short solid stone fences at the wall facing edges of the moat to make attempts to leap over it that much harder , this also can act as cover for any of our ranged forces fighting at the base of the walls typically while sallying forth or retreating
 
torroar said:
'Haha, what if I just ate it'
'Haha, what if I killed you the moment you put it near your goddamned mouth and ran away with it back to Ulthuan and also we cut off all contact with your province and did our utmost best to tear the Arcane Fulcrum's bindings and shift it elsewhere or otherwise maintain it as a militant outpost against the Empire until we could do so'
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A lick for posterity isn't too bad now is it? 👅🥚

Doomed Wombat said:
I don't want a dragon, I do want the pile of gold it sleeps on so I can pay people to rebuild our fucked up port.
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I want a dragon sleeping in its own tank filled with Bugman's. Which in itself, is resting on its horde of booze barrels.

Sometimes seen flying Bugman's XXX writ large with Eldyra!

Special attack: Drunken Divebombing
 
torroar said:
It's left ambiguous, I'm pretty sure.
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Felix gets old and rusty in Kinslayer(Book 17) and immediately feels better/younger when he reunites with Gotrek. So yes. It's the axe.
Funny thing. If Kat simply went journeying with Gotrek/Felix then she'd probably get younger/stronger too.
Finally. The melee bros would have had a permanent ranged party member. Alas. It was not to be.
Aiel said:
Forget good graces we can put that one dick of a dragon prince deeper into our debt.
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Wait. How did he get him into our debt? his relationship rating is like 3/10.
 
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Cheap Orange Knofe said:
Felix gets old and rusty in Kinslayer(Book 17) and immediately feels better/younger when he reunites with Gotrek. So yes. It's the axe.
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Mmm, maybe. Specific passage on that? Could easily just be a case of him having let himself go to seed and then getting back into it making him 'feel younger' again. Like that thing with old Batman, where he feels born again after fighting in that mud pit or whatever after all those years? Cannot for the life of me remember the title on that story though. Or just the camaraderie and friendship with his friend. Was he wielding Karaghul regularly during his semi-retirement period, was he traveling far and wide, regularly on the road and kept lean as a result? Not too sure about that.

Or it could be because he swore an Oath, and its that which binds him more than the Axe after all their travels and exposure to otherworldly things.

Or it could be somewhat the axe. Eh.
 
fbiuzz said:
Yeah. Dragons are not just winged intelligent beast but are seen as elves as peers and friends who has stuck with them since the Great Catastrophe, the Sundering and War of Vengeance.

To give a proper analogy. Imagine if someone took one of the Hollenzheims children/babies and decide to eat it right in front of a dwarf.

You bet your ass there would be a massive grudge.
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What if we gave it back but demanded that it was to be named Fredrick?
 
Either way you slice it, the dragon egg is best with the high or wood elves since can purify it if needed and raise it well among them and own kind.

Besides, we already have great friends in griffins.

It would be cool if a few centuries later the dragon came back to meet with Freddy's descendants though. :p
 
Look, I'm a simple man, as long as we can get a Dragon drunk on dwarven beer at some point, I am happy. Perhaps by given the egg to Eldyra it would happen.
 
TheCynicalPogo said:
One BIG issue no pro-dragon folks have considered too: Oskana is prohibitively expensive af to feed, and she's just a griffin. Can you imagine how painfully expensive raising and feeding a dragon would be? Alongside our beloved griffin too? We are absolutely not equipped to deal with that in the slightest.
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Remind me again how much we spend on Oskana again, because I can't find that information. Either way it can't be more than we spend on feeding our ogre units. I don't see anyone complaining about feeding them despite them being a species infamous for their hunger and apatite.
 
Viking_Berzerker said:
Remind me again how much we spend on Oskana again, because I can't find that information. Either way it can't be more than we spend on feeding our ogre units. I don't see anyone complaining about feeding them despite them being a species infamous for their hunger and apatite.
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Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism This post right here. As per Torroar a few years back, Oskana costs us nearly 4000 gold a year in food alone. This number does not factor in other expenses concerning her as well, but it is whittled down a bit by favorable deals. It's hard to find cause it's factored into our farming income as an invisible 'Oskana tax', but it is why our farming income is a lot lower than it might actually be. Now, Oskana is a griffon, and dragons are a fair bit bigger and hungrier than griffons. So if Oskana is costing us, say....2500 gold a year through favorable deals (idk what the actual number is), then a dragon is probably going to be somewhere like 3000, 4000 gold a year (with favorable deals, I bet) and that's combined with Oskana's cost as well. With those two creatures, we'd have a combined yearly upkeep of at minimum maybe 6000, likely more, gold a year eating into our treasury. That's also not counting any extra costs, this is just my numerical guess for food alone for a dragon. Hell, our farming income is currently like, 4000 a year so a dragon would annihilate that income. The sheer amount of literally anything else we could buy with that does not make a dragon at all worthwhile in my eyes in the slightest.

Also, for the bit about ogres, I believe their upkeep is part of our total army upkeep, which is -870 Gold per turn. A fair bit lower than the price of feeding Oskana for a year.
 
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Eh. The Eonir get the lance. Let's not be too generous, otherwise they get all weird again and start drinking.

Also, when we give it to Caledor.

From: Freddy

To: Caledor Prince I punched

Sorry I punched you.

Have egg. 👍

Sincerely
Your puncher
 
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Czes said:
Eh. The Eonir get the lance. Let's not be too generous, otherwise they get all wird again.

Also, when we give it to Caledor.

From: Freddy

To: Caledor Prince I punched

Sorry I punched you.

Have egg. 👍

Sincerely
Your puncher
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If we are talking about Aurelion's ex-fiance Khalanos... I don't wanna make-up with him.
 
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