Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism

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lusians said:
Becius full knowlege would entice mass panic and riots sine thoos odd beast men have an empire beneth Empire and no city or town is safe from them that they can asscend massive numbers and over run Empire in such way.
Ther is allso all their foul soucery and tchnology it all culminates in need of true kwnolege of skaven masekd as legends and mad ramblings
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I know.
 
Well, any suggestion to actually raise the noble opinion? We kind of need them and not have them constantly be plotting to stick a knife up our ass at the worse possible moment.

Only way I could think of is maybe giving them either more direct control or power regarding their own area of influence but that opens a different can of worms to deal with.

Also, assassination should be taken as the last option instead of the first.
 
Restalaan said:
Well, any suggestion to actually raise the noble opinion? We kind of need them and not have them constantly be plotting to stick a knife up our ass at the worse possible moment.

Only way I could think of is maybe giving them either more direct control or power regarding their own area of influence but that opens a different can of worms to deal with.

Also, assassination should be taken as the last option instead of the first.
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I think Noble Rep will come back on it's own at least somewhat during the next Turns once the Nobles realize that they also gain some Benefits from the Law Reform.
 
@torroar 'A Letter to the Count' sidestory is in the main threadmarks rather than in the Sidestory threadmarks category.


torroar said:
The court of Avelorn, that wondrous train of song and light and dance and joy, follows her into that darkened northwest, and behind them comes Prince Indrik, of Caledor, leading a great many Dragon Princes with her.
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This should be Imrik rather than Indrik? And... not sure if "leading a great many Dragon Princes with her" is correct, as Imrik is a he, but then again it could be referring to them leading the Dragon Princes in the Everqueen's retinue (though grammar is a bit weird for that)... ... Could just be "a great many Dragon Princes with them"?
 
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Urgdug is Esmeraldan with a bit of Taal and Rhya leaning. He can't be fully Taalite, because he wears the thickest metal armor outside of a steam tank and bears a specially designed Bull Cannon as his ranged weapon. Metal armor and advanced tech are big Taal no nos. But he can still respect and appreciate a more balanced approach to wildlife rather than rampant limitless physical consumption of all resources, so a bit of Taal and Rhya in there as well.
 
torroar said:
because he wears the thickest metal armor outside of a steam tank
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Gentlemen. You know what this means: we need to have Urgdug help operate a Steam Tank! That way, he'll qualify for "wears the thicket metal armor inside of a steam tank" too!

... Actually, that makes me wonder.

What would it take to make some kind of mechanical bike or buggy or wagon that could bear an Ogre instead of a Human?

Or, just -- in general, some kind of engineering contraptions that made use of the fact that we have Ogres in our armies?
 
torroar said:
Urgdug is Esmeraldan with a bit of Taal and Rhya leaning. He can't be fully Taalite, because he wears the thickest metal armor outside of a steam tank and bears a specially designed Bull Cannon as his ranged weapon. Metal armor and advanced tech are big Taal no nos. But he can still respect and appreciate a more balanced approach to wildlife rather than rampant limitless physical consumption of all resources, so a bit of Taal and Rhya in there as well.
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Pretty much fits most citizens of Empire, most aren't totally devoted to all aspects of several gods instead focusing on mainly one. He is still much healthier than Maw Ogres and that's all we can ask for. :D

His lands will need like a minor Great Kitchen at least, or at least personal Chef of Esmeralda.
Restalaan said:
Well, any suggestion to actually raise the noble opinion? We kind of need them and not have them constantly be plotting to stick a knife up our ass at the worse possible moment.
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I say we throw a couple lavish parties, well for Ostlanders at least but still something nobles would like. Maybe some group hunts into forest. Things that nobility tend to enjoy doing.

We could also look into setting up marriages for younger members of herd ahead of time to families within province. Its not crazy for some to be put into place when kids are still super young after all and marry as soon as they reach age of majority. Obviously parents would have a say in this, the mothers especially.

Oldest one I think is little Frederick at... 15 now, damn time flies. I'm sure there are plenty noble families in Ostland who want to be related to local high priest of Morr, especially since little Freddy is much more tolerable compared to his namesake. What do people think?
 
Having looked at the situation at K8P, I think something's going to have to be done. Another major campaign will have to be mounted. Better to attack our foes rather than wait for them to attack us.
 
Praetor98 said:
Having looked at the situation at K8P, I think something's going to have to be done. Another major campaign will have to be mounted. Better to attack our foes rather than wait for them to attack us.
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Throwing ourselves in the middle of that would be the absolute worst decision possible.

Better to face a Waaagh from behind prepared defenses than at the end of a tenuous logistical tether in the biggest grudgematch in the Bonelands.
 
Mopman43 said:
Throwing ourselves in the middle of that would be the absolute worst decision possible.

Better to face a Waaagh from behind prepared defenses than at the end of a tenuous logistical tether in the biggest grudgematch in the Bonelands.
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I never said we should do it alone. We should make note of it to High King Thorgrim, and make as much noise among the other Electors as we can.
 
Praetor98 said:
I never said we should do it alone. We should make note of it to High King Thorgrim, and make as much noise among the other Electors as we can.
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Deploying there with every man and Dwarf in the Old World wouldn't make it any better. Might make it worse.

I'm happy waiting for them to finish, because nothing we could bring to bear there would be enough. Even if K8P doesn't survive this.
 
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So the main factors I'm seeing are how much of it is his design entirely, how much we want to give him, and how much is good wilderness.
 
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    Karmic Acumen said:
    She literally spent our whole life actively covering up the existence of our family's murderers.

    Short of her falling to chaos herself, there is literally no greater crime she could have inflicted upon us.

    No omake can fix this. She should have been drawn and quartered so she'd be gone from this quest and out of our life.

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    VexMasterTyrant said:
    That upstart bitch who's the head of the Cult of Manaan seriously needs some right proper beating if she thinks that she can control us. Who's fault is it even that those zealots burned the shit out of everything...Might not be her, but oh well.

    She thinks that she's all the hot shit just because she got to inherit an influential position? Thinks she can order the Steel Fucking Bull around? I don't think so.

    We might want to re-establish a friendly relationship with them for the betterment of our Province, but we don't gotta bleeding-edged pussies about it. We don't have to cower before her. Or at least that's what I think so.
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    • I mean, I admit a part of me was thinking that wherever he went would solve the Norscan problem. At least until some asshole Exalted Champion gets it in his head to try for Urgdug's head.
     
    Garlak said:
    Gentlemen. You know what this means: we need to have Urgdug help operate a Steam Tank! That way, he'll qualify for "wears the thicket metal armor inside of a steam tank" too!

    ... Actually, that makes me wonder.

    What would it take to make some kind of mechanical bike or buggy or wagon that could bear an Ogre instead of a Human?

    Or, just -- in general, some kind of engineering contraptions that made use of the fact that we have Ogres in our armies?
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    There was a pretty funny idea a while back of creating a Tank propulsed by a ogre from the inside, Flitntstone´s style...
     
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