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Serves him right, we offered to call him Snuncle and he refused.
Orochimaru: "My nephew isn't completely foolish. It appears I must take a more active roll in his education."

TFW Noburi struggles for months to try and get our Vodka Aunt's mere acknowledgement, but Hazou gets Snuncle Warcrime's apprenticeship by accident.
 
hmm, just realized Oro didn't call Hazou nephew and Hazou didn't call him uncle this chapter! we must rectify this at the earliest opportunity
 
"When you strengthen and master your chakra, your soul grows," Asuma said. "Though, without the Will of Fire, many people's souls grow imbalanced. Jōnin outside Leaf call it 'killing intent'. You may have experienced it before. Their souls grow jagged and harsh without spiritual balance, and they can only lash out and harm others. The Will of Fire is the will to protect. Without the Will of Fire, they cannot adequately protect their souls against attacks, or even defend their comrades against an enemy's onslaught. Perhaps you experienced that as well."

Hazō thought back to Tsunade standing up to Orochimaru as he threatened to kidnap and vivisect Kei and Hazō. Her aura was a mountain, but instead of crushing them, the mountain's strength had empowered them to stand against Orochimaru. For a moment, Hazō had been unbreakable.

"Yes, sir. I think I have."
Leaf seems to have a Stunt that allows you to defend others from Aura with your own Aura. Nice. We should pick that up, when we can.
 
Noburi knew what the answer would be, but he couldn't stop himself from asking anyway. "Are you sure you couldn't take me as an apprentice Tsunade? I could come with you to Otafuku Gai, or to wherever you go."

Tsunade's expression had softened before, but she grew stern again. "No, Noburi. Setting aside the fact that you're wanted in Leaf for other reasons, I wouldn't take you as an apprentice anyway. You're not bad, but you're not amazing. Not yet, at least. Keep working on your weaknesses, and maybe one day, once you're better than any of the other doctors in the hospital here, we can talk again.
I propose we maintain our current focus on Noburi's medical skills. The apprenticeship isn't out of the question, but it very well might be if we stop improving and focus on other things. We actually aren't that far off from being good enough to handle a test of this level of difficulty.

Out Immediate Next Steps Should Be:
  1. MedKnow 47 -> 50
  2. MedNin 39 -> 49
We should probably push even higher than that before we try again (at least bring them both to 59), since Tsunade said that there were lots of doctor's in this hospital better than us. We're not an apprentice candidate because we have high stats, many have higher, but rather because we have high stats at a young age and are improving them quickly. There's going to be a decent amount of time between Tsunade's next quest and now. She'll have expected us to improve quite a bit to consider us a worthy apprentice. The next test will be harder.
 
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What happened to Shizune, Tsunade's canon apprentice/help? I'm slightly surprised there's people better at Med-ninnery than Noburi other than, like Kabuto and Orochimaru. I don't think we'd met any other med-nin specs that's also a character with names.
 
I propose we maintain our current focus on Noburi's medical skills. The apprenticeship isn't out of the question, but it very well might be if we stop improving and focus on other things. We actually aren't that far off from being good enough to handle a test of this level of difficulty.

Out Immediate Next Steps Should Be:
  1. MedKnow 47 -> 50
  2. MedNin 39 -> 49
We should probably push even higher than that before we try again (at least bring them both to 59), since Tsunade said that there were lots of doctor's in this hospital better than us. We're not an apprentice candidate because we have high stats, many have higher, but rather because we have high stats at a young age and are improving them quickly. There's going to be a decent amount of time between Tsunade's next quest and now. She'll have expected us to improve quite a bit to consider us a worthy apprentice. The next test will be harder.
Taking a look at his pyramid (thanks again for that visualizer, @Paperclipped, it's extremely helpful!), here is what I recomendable we do:
  1. MedKnow 47 -> 50
  2. Resolve 29 -> 30
  3. MedNin 39 -> 49
  4. MedKnow 50 -> 59
  5. Deceit 19 -> 20
  6. Examination 5 -> 10
  7. MedKnow 59 -> 60
  8. MedNin 59 -> 60
  9. MedKnow 60 -> 69
  10. MedNin 60 -> 69
Afterwords, Noburi's pyramid will be:


BTW we are only 2969 XP away from doing all this. It's surprisingly close. And in the short term, we are only 579 XP away from MedKnow 50 and MedNin 49. The whole operation is surprisingly cheap considering his pyramid currently looks like this:

 
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Also, while I'm at it. Here's what I'd do with Akane's next 1998 XP (approx four and a half months).

  1. Alertness 58 -> 59
  2. Athletics 50 -> 59
  3. Alertness 59 -> 69
  4. Phoenix Rebirth 30 -> 40
  5. Flame Aura 30 -> 40
  6. Physique 40 -> 50
Please note that steps five and six have to happen simultaneously for pyramid reasons.

That leaves her as:


From there, things aren't quite as clear, but personally I would do something like:
  1. Chakra Reserves 32 -> 39
  2. Rapport 10 -> 20
  3. EDIT Basan's Glide 1 -> 10 (for pyramid)

And then simply raise her existing useful skills to their cap.
  1. Rapport 20 -> 29
  2. Empathy 20 -> 29
  3. Deceit 20 -> 29
  4. Taijutsu 54 -> 59
  5. Substitution 23 -> 29
All told we are 3776 XP away from this point.

And from there….

Honestly the best thing is to go all in on chakra reserves. She has to cast some decently pricey buffs to make her Taijutsu hit at Jōnin level, so she needs big reserves. Plus, we now know that it's an essential part of jōnin aura, which she's gonna need now that she's in the jōnin-tier. Also, it'll let her be a truly impressive Summoner once we finally acquire her a scroll.

So, I think the next move should be:
Chakra Reserves 39 -> 50 (4766 XP away)
And then maybe leveling that all the way to 59, if it truly does give us something special. That's 5756 XP away, FYI.

Thoughts?
 
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Errr.... turns out the pyrmaids don't show you if you're missing any essential blocks (they just stay green).

New Plan:
  1. Alertness 58 -> 59
  2. Athletics 50 -> 59
  3. Alertness 59 -> 69
Then we need to acquire all the following at once, for our pyramid to support raising PR and FA to the next AB.
  • Phoenix Rebirth 30 -> 40
  • Flame Aura 30 -> 40
  • Presence 10 -> 30
  • Basan's Glide 1 -> 30
  • Physique 40 -> 50
That is currently 2640 XP away.

And then, we're all set to acquire a jōnin-aura.
  1. Chakra Reserves 32 -> 39
  2. Presence 30 -> 39
(3459 XP away)

Now, that's probably enough Presence and definitely enough resolve, but we may need a little more "soul" to actually get the unlock. CR 40 is where newbie jōnin live, after all.

Given the state of the pyramid, raising CR to the 40s takes an additional two level thirties, unfortunately. So we'd have to do something like:
  • Chakra Reserves 39 -> 40
  • Empathy 20 -> 30
  • Fireball Inversion 1 -> 30
  • Rapport 10 -> 20
  • Cooking 1 -> 10
  • Firefly 3 -> 10
And then we can raise it to CR 49 without issue. Doing the pyramid builidng is 4235 XP away, and so we are actually 5069 away from getting CR 49. That will probably be more than enough to unlock her jōnin aura.

It will also give us lots of room for growth on her pyramid, with it ending up as:
 
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"My memory of that day is hazy and dark," Asuma said as his voice adopted a strangely even cadence. "I was injured and chakra exhausted and battle-shocked after seeing so many comrades die around me. The sacrificial ritual, the supposed inheritor of the Sage's legacy returning his allies from the dead… I couldn't focus on it."
Bad news the Hokage is lupchanz'd? Extremely blunt antimemetics? Twice in one chapter with Orochimaru overlooking details from the same event until it was brought to his attention.

Why do we remember and are able to think about the Nagi Island seal: playerbase powers; heard about it secondhand (before effect started hitting?); something powerful working its way downwards to redact what Pain did, starting with the strongest ninja (in Leaf or across the continent).

What if the Great Collapse was aimed or manipulated to make sure the written records of Pain's creation were destroyed.
 
"The Conclave is an irrelevant group of bartering idiots. You wish to restore the Great Seal's function? Then you will continue tomorrow."

"How does this help repair the Great Seal?" Hazō asked. "You may examine it at will in the Seventh Path, and only the summon bosses can kill the Dragons."

"Repairing an active seal is impossible," Orochimaru said. "Ultimately, I will deactivate the Great Seal and construct a new seal in its place. That construction requires four components. First, a suitable substrate to create chakra-manipulating mechanisms. Second, adequate theory to design a seal to capture and contain the Dragons. Third, a way to precisely shape the substrate into theoretically prescribed forms. Fourth, adequate chakra control to infuse the resulting blank.

"In service of the second point, I must develop a theory of three dimensional sealing. This requires studying the Great Seal in minute detail, for I cannot rule out the potential relevance of even microscopic aberrations. Perhaps a source of ancient lore or another exemplar would let me discern critical design decisions from arbitrary ones. Without such providence, I must instead slowly, carefully study the Great Seal in excruciating detail.

"That requires analytical tools, time, space, and access to the entire seal. My laboratory provides these, not the Seventh Path. So, unless another solution exists, you will continue crafting this replica of the Great Seal."
Orochimaru was being so relatable there. I do love my career choices.

(And with this enigmatic comment, I fade back away.)
 
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[X] Interlude: Akane and her Genin Team's Big Mission

Great chapter. I liked how the overall brainstorming with Asuma came out. We didn't step into anything we shouldn't have and we learned multiple things from him. For instance, I think we finally got the straightest answer about how jōnin auras work, though said answer is not yet confirmed as correct. It makes sense that the Sarutobi Clan would have some insight into it though, given the masterful control that Hiruzen had over his own. On the other hand, chakra reserves alone doesn't explain why Keiko can already do it a tiny bit while Hazō apparently can't. They both have it at 30.

The reminder if how much institutional knowledge was lost in the Collapse is painful though. That Leaf is still a great power in the EN at all, puts into perspective how much of a superpower it really was under Hiruzen, even if you discount the mere numerical amount of S-rankers and jōnin. In many ways really isn't the place we got adopted into anymore, and not just because we managed to raise the relative social status and standard of living of clanless and civilians.

A bit scary that Tsunade is leaving. Even beyond the Basement mission, Tsunade was an important counterbalance to Orochimaru in Leaf and one of only three S-rank protectors. It means that Leaf proper just became significantly less defended. And that right before the Chūnin Exams.

The Basement mission... Could have gone worse. I don't know what Orochimaru's character sheet looks like, but I assume his intimidation is relatively high on the pyramid and his deceit quite a bit less so.

I propose we maintain our current focus on Noburi's medical skills.
Is there any chance that Noburi might want to reprioritize his long term goals now?


Also, while I'm at it. Here's what I'd do with Akane's next 1998 XP (approx four and a half months).
I never quite managed to follow/remember the math behind FOOM. I assume that in the medium term Resolve can't be increased and SC skill doesn't need to be?
 
Is this just because it's already a 40? Physique isn't very useful and I'd prefer to raise a good stat. Her fighting style is more or less defunct with the buff update.
I never quite managed to follow/remember the math behind FOOM. I assume that in the medium term Resolve can't be increased and SC skill doesn't need to be?
We are pyramid limited on raising Resolve more. So we need to level other stats to keep raising Resolve. SC is only effective to raise past 40 when Resolve is 120, which will probably never happen.
 
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