Damnit, now I hope Orochimaru really does rejoin Leaf for the purpose of bringing down the lupchanz conspiracy.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Nothing would make me happier than Orochimaru coming to Leaf and casually chit chatting with Kagome about Skysquids, Dummy and Sage, and Lupchanzen while everyone else looks on in abject horror.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
Hazou probably would be looking on in respect more than horror.
I mean, he's never shown himself to disbelieve Kagome that I'm aware of.
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- Europe
[X] Akane's and Ino's reactions to the breakup
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- UK
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- He/Him
Just today, I was asking myself, "If there were an Oneiros Conspiracy, what would its objectives and methods be like?" and then feeling relieved that there was almost certainly no such thing.
Sigh.
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- Yes.
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- The state of Paranoia
[X] Akane's and Ino's reactions to the breakup
To get Hazou together with Ami by way of throwing them at each other repeatedly until they give up and get the message.
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- Potato land
Funny thing you should say that. On this very day, I woke up to a PM from @Oneiros, asking to join my conspiracy.
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- The Void
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- She/Her
I can assure you that at this time I am not engaging in any conspiracies with a QM to advance a specific goal of influencing the thread. I also have no plans to join such a conspiracy in the future
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
Of course you're not engaging in the conspiracy, you were writing that post at the time.
zap lunch
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- Poland
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- He/Him
So we wish to replace the hole in Hazo's heart with another sincere, energetic, idealisitc, YOUTH following taijutsu expert?
History does like to repeat itself.
History does like to repeat itself.
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- Yes.
We are not getting together with Might Guy.
Dissonance
Luna's Luna
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- Ginnungagap.
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- S/H/T
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
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- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
It was meant to be a joke. Would it have been more clear if I told @MadScientist to ask @faflec on advice on how to do that?
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Inspired by the post above:
[x] Rock Lee gives Hazo dating advice
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- The Maple Syrup Mountains
[x] Rock Lee gives Hazo dating advice
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- The state of Paranoia
[x] Rock Lee gives Hazo dating advice
This is too good to not vote for.
This is too good to not vote for.
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- UK
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- He/Him
Yes, you conspiring with QMs is totally the horror scenario I was worried about.
Also for posterity, I'd like to link my summary of same (not quoting directly because the system can't handle nested quotes): Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest | Page 1402