Okay, so, assuming I'm correct about the number of actions we get this turn, here's a very rough plan, with justifications in some cases.
Plan Steamboat Thrillee:
Martial:
Fix Norm Prime
- Assign Ludivine
[Ignoring my emotional attachments to Norm - of which there are many - Norm Prime is a valuable Martial hero, and having one of our Hero Units benched for longer than necessary is, shall we say, suboptimal. Ludivine is primarily useful as a Learning hero, true, but at a bonus of 35, I believe she's our highest effective Martial unit for this action. At 55 (with Doof's Martial bonus, not counting in loyalty bonuses) we are guaranteed to not crit fail, at least. There is a chance she'll blow Norm off and work on something else, but even in those cases, her bonuses should still apply, so we'll have a decent chance of success anyhow.]
Potential L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Extra Action: Deal with 'The Resistance'
[Mostly just to get it off the board, so people stop arguing about whether we should do it because it's easy or put it off because there's more important things. At 3 Martial, the scientists technically have a chance to fail this, but ... I'm willing to risk the 1%. If we do the other possibility, assign LOVEMUFFIN to this next turn.]
Diplomacy:
[ ] Update the City Council with Princess CJ
- Assign Goofy
[Second diplomacy action plus eventual Hero Unit statboost? Yes please. Goofy will "only" have a 23 bonus instead of his usual 28, thanks to his anti-tech malus, but that's still the highest we've got that we ain't using somewhere else. Also, she may end up calling him "Uncle Goofy".]
Stewardship:
Recruit Employees
-Assign Hego
[Dude's got management experience; what can I say? Probably also has some contacts in the hero biz, which will do nicely to counteract Doom's claims against us.]
Express Delivery
- Assign Mirage
[Set up for moving the castle, probably many other long-term benefits. Putting Mirage on more Toon-related activities is funny as well as effective.]
Potential LOVEMUFFIN Extra Action: Set Aside Money
[They literally can't fail this, and we need to do it. Alternate possibility to them taking martial action. Either way, I'd suggest doing the other LOVEMUFFIN action next turn.]
Intrigue:
Investigate the Middleton Drug Ring
- Assign Vanessa
[This may count as "too dangerous". If so, we'll want to take something with a larger chance of success and/or that is less dangerous.]
Wing the Hawk (Expose the Hawk)
- Assign Russ
[Agent Russ has excellent Intrigue, of course, but the real prize here is that he is actually, genuinely an agent of the US government. Let's see Doom try and rules-lawyer his way around that.]
Learning:
Research animal uplink suits
-Assign Lizzy
Domesticate Dinos
-Assign Jumba
[We are mostly taking the action just to sate Jumba's need for SCIENCE, but let it also be said that having dinosaurs there to be a meat dish will offset the loss of the corn opportunities we had to give up on.]
Occult:
Do a Tarot Reading
-Assign the Tobe Gang
-No Quests
-Don't Overclock Technor
-No item-shifting
Dr Doof:
Read Spellbook
Make up with Roger
Do Some Introspection About Norm
[I said it before. We need to do some soul-searching instead of waiting for things to be mechanically appropriate. We've kept our son waiting on our love and approval long enough.]
Talk with the Bossman (Janna)
[Info on Toffee, make sure Janna doesn't fall into the pit of paranoia and revenge, loyalty boost for the ASSAULT ON CHICKEN ITZA.]
Genghis Khan:
Get an Apartment
[Big guy's earned it, and we have nothing pressing going on this turn. Next time we can spare him, he can get a dinosaur steed!]
Wile E:
Look Through Acme's Records
[Synergizes with repairing Norm, perhaps? More likely, Express Delivery Service. Also might dig up stuff on Doom.]
Monogram:
Reorganize OWCA
Dennis:
Make Sandwiches
[If we don't, eventually Reuben will run out, and that's No Good.]
Max:
Bond with Dad
[Need to raise Goofy's Loyalty anyway, and can't do Chat with the Bossman or any of his personal actions this turn. Have Max do it for us!]
Technor:
Psychoanalyze
-Stanley
Janna:
Study magic with Feldrake
[Toffee's goin' down.]
...that was a lot more than I thought.