Don't mind me. Just gonna drop this here.


Might do more card drops this way if people want them.
Huh...
Can we have an option to make fireworks more illegal in Doofania just to increase the evilness of the fox spirit?

Edit: I just remembered!!!! Motor Ed is Dr. Draken's cousin!
Seriously.
Could he be something we can use in conjunction with Drakkblad Pretzels?
 
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So many tasty new actions. Anyone know where Tarot cards might be from, or is it just a normal magic thing?
 
Major ones of note (for now).
[ ] Bother Doof

Your new 'evil' boss is, and this is saying something, the weirdest person you've ever met. You're now absolutely sure you want to both troll him mercilessly and just stare at him for a few hours.



Locked


[ ] Prank your Coworkers

Ancient Mongolian warlords. Stuffy secret agents. Pompous supervillains. Exasperated interns. DEI is a smorgasbord of potential targets. This is gonna be fun.



Locked


[ ] Study magic with Feldrake

You can't remember the last time you sat down to study anything, but circumstances have changed. You need to be ready for the worst.
This third means it's defiantly Toffee triggering this, though feldrake might want to take advantage. Good thing we have a lot of loyalty. Studying to up her magic is interesting and useful, but we got to many things we need, and she's willing to be needed.


[ ] Instruct your Coworkers.

Being ze smartest person in the room is exhausting. Zankfully, you haf years of experience in pedagogy to fall back on, and plenty of udda people to teach ze joy of knowledge.

-[ ] Choose a hero unit

The benefits of this roll will change depending on the aptitude and temperament of the hero unit, as well as how much of a difference there is between Ludivine's stats and theirs.


[ ] Repair the Martian Robot

Ludwig may haf gotten ze Bootle Beetle when you separated, but you got ze robot! Right now though, he's not good for much of anyting udda dan some light housework. Thankfully, you just happen to be a genius!

We need her learning, but like, some verrry interesting options here. Marian Robot is some sort of hero unit?
 
[ ] Research Flubber Antigravity

DC 90

It turns out that if you vulcanize Flubber and apply an electric current to it, the resulting substance can produce exceptionally stable gravitons. It might be possible to exploit this and produce effective antigravity technology, though of course you'd have to get past the public opinion of the substance.

(Reward: Flubber Antigravity technology unlocked)

Quesiton, when Vulcanized does Flubber lose it's "perpetual motion machine" "constantly increasing kinetic energy that never stops" qualities?

If so, then even by the public's standards the Vulcanized Rubber is safe, as it loses what makes regular flubber so dangerous, so the only concern to the public is where it's being made. As long as it's being made away from American soil, it should be considered safe by America?

Assuming all of this is correct so far .... would the public be fine with it as long as it's made somewhere far off the shores of the states, and pure Flubber never enters the states? Say, I don't know, Drusselstein?

[ ] Visit Graceland

GalFed nanny police were never letting you visit home of King! Well they cannot stop you anymore, can they? May as well be taking the beanstalk too.

Important note people. Graceland is in Memphis, Tenesse. Tenesse is part of Doris's territory, aka miss "I brainwash you with hats."

It's the far part of her territory, so she might not have fully claimed it yet, but I'd be wary of letting him go there before we've done an intrigue action to check what's happening in Florida.

Potion of Fire Breath (currently unassigned)
-[ ] to whom?
Single use item

Can we enter this at the auction to gain a bit more wealth for purchasing stuff at said auction?
 
Important note people. Graceland is in Memphis, Tenesse. Tenesse is part of Doris's territory, aka miss "I brainwash you with hats."

It's the far part of her territory, so she might not have fully claimed it yet, but I'd be wary of letting him go there before we've done an intrigue action to check what's happening in Florida.
I agree we should scout Doris's territory first before we think of sending Jumba out on a vacation.
 
Alright, I don't want to put this off anymore; I think we should reach out to Shego and see what we can do about this drug ring.

Otherwise: I want to fix Norm Prime, push forward on some of our Occult research. It looks like Janna is serious about this, too.
 
Now this is interesting. Is this a good idea? I don't know Xanatos

yes.

with the exception of the gargoyles and his helicopter pilot he's actually a really good coworker. and among the kings he is probably the most levelheaded of them all and he probably has the most sane of objectives.

That's not to say that we trust him completely but he is someone that we should be working with. Especially once we figure out how bad the Toffy situation is after we have our chat with Janna.

He will be using it to his advantage but that's expected.
 
Janna may need some therapy time.
If only to find out ways to deal with her revenge constructively, and not get pushed into a bad place by Felldrake.

Also, could Goofy get his degree from Von Drake? Or at least tutored?
 
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Quick note, my intial post missed on important actions.

[ ] Set aside money for the auction

DC 0

In just a few months, you will be heading to a magical auction with powerful magical artifacts that cost a magically massive pile of cash. While money is no object for you usually, we're talking some big stacks here. If you want to make the most of this, you'll need to start liquidating cash now.

(Reward: Moderate drop in Income, more cash on hand when you head to the Auction)

Missed this the first time, important I think. Since doing something like buying Lee industries will hurt our immediate cash (companies do not pay for themselves in four months) I would REALLLLy like to move Muffin over to this.
 
[ ] Improve Recycling Programs
DC 45
A big part of being Greevil is learning to reduce, reuse and recycle. You've already made changes to your personal life by repurposing several of your old Inators, but in order to improve things nationwide you're going to have to give people some guidance on what proper recycling practices are. You've got it! Talking trash cans!
(Rewards: Contributes to overall Greevil image, slightly increases income as processes become more efficient, every third trashcan is given a helpful AI)

[ ] Set aside money for the auction

DC 0

In just a few months, you will be heading to a magical auction with powerful magical artifacts that cost a magically massive pile of cash. While money is no object for you usually, we're talking some big stacks here. If you want to make the most of this, you'll need to start liquidating cash now.

(Reward: Moderate drop in Income, more cash on hand when you head to the Auction)

So these are the two reasonable jobs for L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. this turn, I'm leaning towards recycling. The roll will probably have to be over 25 to pass (13 if we're lucky) but I think it's worth it.
 
Does fixing Norm Prime auto upgrade him? After all if he is all but a head now it should be more efficient to put in the upgrades as he is being rebuild instead of after?
 
Quick note, my intial post missed on important actions.



Missed this the first time, important I think. Since doing something like buying Lee industries will hurt our immediate cash (companies do not pay for themselves in four months) I would REALLLLy like to move Muffin over to this.

I totally forgot Muffin could do this. Their stewardship 8 is more than enough for something like this, though it definitely won't proc the 'something important' buff.
 
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