If we find out he's a Toon and can prove it, the anti-Toon movement would stop dead. It would be like finding out McCarthy was a Communist, or George Washington was a Tory.
In America its red coat instead of tory. Your dirty tea drinking, molasses taxing, stamp swindling colors are showing.
[Ranting in doofenshmirtz]
My completely relevant backstory:
The British are currently my MOST HATED RIVAL. You see ilbgar123 the platypus, I have been annoyed ever since I saw that British Baking show on GPB. Which is "Georgia Public Broadcasting". We are literally paying them our tax dollars to broadcast obvious british propaganda.
The Great British Baking show. Whats so great about British Baking. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BRITISH COOKING IS AN OXYMORON, the French have been telling everyone for years. Those people can't even call what recipe they are stealing by its proper name. Calling cookies biscuits! Putting MEAT in pies. Making up silly food names like jelly dodgers and sheetbakes, Treacle tarts and sticky toffee pudding. I swear its like they didn't even have to make up anything for that Hogwarts candy scene.
And another thing! Does anyone deny that Mery Berry and Paul Hollywood are blatantly porn stage names. The British can't even do (food) porn properly, THE WORST
We fought a war to be free of your nonsense! Why are we inviting you people back in!? That's it!!!
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Inator proposal: Goodbye British Baking inator
Tired of watching the british make a mockery of the finest most traditonally bland recipies Drusselstein has to offer, You have made an inator to rewrite all the cookbooks in Britain and replace all recipies with endless variations of beans on toast.
Bonus: Increase in French trade
Negative: malus relations to British nationals or any cooking show enthusiasts. You don't actually trade with the french.
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Addendum: I don't even know if ilbgar123 is British. I don't actually hate the British. That much. They're okay I guess.
