Okay, we need to beat her to this, way too important to leave this to her. If for nothing else make sure Drakken isn't the one to talk to them because the last time he did that to aliens he lead to invasion happening.
 
Huit cent. Ottocentocinquanta. 九百二十. Mil treinta
800, 850, 920, 1030.

It goes +50 +70 +90

Trí mhíle dhá chéad. пять тысяч пятьсот. Huit mille sept cents. Thirteen thousand. Twenty-six thousand.
3200, 5500, 8700, 13000, 26000.

The first two numbers added give the third, then it breaks the sequence and goes to 13000 and its double.

Czterdzieści trzy tysiące. Kvindek ses mil. 六萬四千."
43000, 56000, 64000.
 
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"Oh come on! Switching languages was bad enough, but now you can't even stick to human ones? What am I supposed to do, go to that idiot pharmacist and ask him to translate?! He only speaks Whale! That'd probably be like trying to speak Finnish when all you know is Karelian! Sure, you can probably understand a few things, but it'll be really awkward for everyone involved and you'll probably end up insulting someone."
Shows what she knows.

Everyone knows he can also speak Ocelot. Since he was raised by them.
 
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Every King in DVV Won, for some definition of winning. They got what they wanted. But most of them... found it wasn't quite what they expected. Every single King, since the day this quest began, has been grappling with the question: Now What?

Different people had different answers. Bellwether and Khan spend most of their time arguing with each other over respective ideology and politics. The Yokai got his revenge, looked at the emptiness on the other side, and decided... this couldn't be it. He wasn't done. An inhuman machine finished one phase of the plan, and moved unfeelingly on towards the next. Shego has no idea what to do with herself.

Indeed. Every King has a catch. Doof lost his best friend, Xanay lost the woman he loved, Syndrome was never quite satisfied....You won. But the sun comes up and the world still spins. Doofquest is the story of a cartoon villain who won at last...And then realized "oh shit, ruling the Tri-State Area is actually a lot harder then I thought, and also, my actions have consequences".

And Shego rose to the top (displacing her insufferable former boss in the process) only to realize, that it´s *fucking boring* at the top and there now is *another* Drakken-esque on vaguely equal footing faffing around - so in the end nothing really changed aside from her nemesis beign dead and dust.

At least we aren't the only King not playing the Game seriously! Seriously! I feel so much better about our own status after seeing how our rival gets along, it's uncanny!

Difference is that while both Doof and Shego don´t really play the game probably, Doof doesn´t because he doesn´t even realize there is such a game being played and Shego doesn´t because she´s just too bored and annoyed to be arsed.

But yeah, seems like Shego is doing her own version of Odd Transmission right now...any idea if we can benefit from it?
 
Okay, so Señor Senior, Senior probably is the Drakktech CFO, with Edna as either a subordinate hero or as an external contractor like Roddy, which makes sense and I think is new information.
 
What is "the Tempest Domain"?
Ok, there is this series of Anime Shorts called Fireball that Disney worked with Toei and Jinni on. It's about a robot society stuck in a forever war with humans because of a mixture of them being kind of insane (Not murdery insane, just odd) and several millenia of lingiustical drift. The Tempestria Domain of the Kingdom of Uranus is the main setting (With Duchess Drossel von Flugen it's King). It's also stupid high tech. Like, the most High Tech setting we have avaliable.

also its less about the war and more about the crazy hijinx Drossel gets into with the war kind of a background.
 
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It is comforting to see that at least one of the other kings is, in their own unique way, just as much of a mess as Doof.

He remains inferior to Doof by every meaningful metric.

Other than Shego is kind of a horrible boss and I actually feel bad for Drakken and wouldn't mind poaching him from her.
…while he might not be actively detrimental like Lovemuffin was I feel we can do significantly better.
 
I've got most of the translated numbers here. I'll edit in the first numbers, along with the various breaks that happened in a bit.

Bzzt...fleuzwashtul estb jhorisho. - Some sort of cipher that I have no idea how to break

Fibonacci Sequence:

Zero (0 English)
One (1 English)
Uno (1 Italian/Spanish)
два (2 Serbian)
tres (3 Spanish)
Cinco (5 Spanish)
huit (8 French)
dreizehn (13 German)
Cinquantacinque (56 Italian)
восемьдесят девять (89 Russian)
cent quarante quatre (144 French)
two hundred thirty three (233 English)
三百 七十 七 (377 Chinese)

Drakken and Shego talk for a bit and it switches to Prime Numbers

Dos (2 Spanish)
Drei (3 German)
Cinque (5 Italian)
Sept (7 French)
Eleven (11 English)
Tretten (13 Norweigan)
Seacht déag (17 Irish)

Drakkan and Shego talk about The Duchess Approves, robot switches to some other pattern

Huit cent (French 800)
Ottocentocinquanta (850, Italian)
九百二十 (920, Chinese)
Mil treinta (1030, Spanish)
Trí mhíle dhá chéad (3200 Irish)
пять тысяч пятьсот (5500 russian)
Huit mille sept cents (8700 French)
thirteen thousand (13000 english)
Twenty-six thousand (26000 English)
Czterdzieści trzy tysiące (43000, Polish)
Kvindek ses mil (56000 esperanto)
六萬四千 (64000 Chinese)

Drakken tells it to stop speaking French, which is very reasonable.

दो हजार एक सौ (2100 Hindi)
Tri mile ceithir cheud (3400 scots gaelic)
ສີ່ພັນຫົກຮ້ອຍ (4600 Lao)
Lima afe lua selau (5200 Samoan)

Drakken takes notes

Tolu sefulu lima afe (35000 Samoan)
Fjörutíu og tvö þúsund (42000 Icelandic)
Kırk sekiz bin (48000 Turkish)
五十三千 (53000 Chinese)
Sexaginta milia (60000 Latin)
жаран нэгэн мянга (61000 Mongolian)
Seachdad tri mile (73 miles??? scots gaelic) (google translate says that Seachduin's a trì mìle is 73,000 so they might have not translated properly)

Drakken partially remembers the odd transmissions.

Ceithir fichead 's dà mhìle (82000 scots gaelic)
Ninety thousand (90000 english)
Cant ac un o filoedd (101000 welsh)
Ciento cinco mil (105000 spanish)
十 一万 千 (11000 Chinese)
Einhundertfünfundzwanzigtausend (125000 German)

More counting, then it speaks dolphin for a bit

십삼만 팔천 (13000 Korean)
Centoquarantacinquemila (145000 Italian)
One hundred fifty two thousand (152000 english)
сто шестьдесят одна тысяча (161000 Russian)
十七萬三千 (173000 Chinese)
הונדערט פֿינף און נײַנציק טױזנט (195000 Yiddish)
Ducent dudek mil (220000 Esperanto)

Dolphin noises, then counting, Drakken kicks the robot then it beeps and starts to scream

AHHHHH

五十 三万 (530000 Chinese)
 
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Things could be worse for Drakken- Shego could have put him in a task-force with his cousin Motor Ed or something.

Anyhow this robot sounds like EVE from WALL-E. That movie takes place in the distant future. How does that work out with the timeline?
 
Things could be worse for Drakken- Shego could have put him in a task-force with his cousin Motor Ed or something.

Anyhow this robot sounds like EVE from WALL-E. That movie takes place in the distant future. How does that work out with the timeline?
Currently the primary guess is that its from Fireball, likely one of Drossel's Maids from its apparant inability to communicate.

Wall-E is in play though, and both movies take place in the future so it could be either. The Entire Wasteland is from the future, brought to the present by time breaking into many tiny pieces and put back together patchwork since a certain hat decided that killing her creator before he could create her was a brilliant idea.
 
Oh, I finished the post with all of the translated numbers if anyone was wondering.

Anyhow this robot sounds like EVE from WALL-E. That movie takes place in the distant future. How does that work out with the timeline?
Currently the primary guess is that its from Fireball, likely one of Drossel's Maids from its apparant inability to communicate.
Like Penguinbolwer said, It's from Fireball. The area that the interns found it in matches Gridlocked descriptions of the Tempest Domain- people getting lost, falling unconscious, and waking somewhere far away with a lollypop.

I suspect this is something Drossel sent out to try to start communication rather than one of her random maids getting lost. Drossel likely had this thing, and probably a bunch of other copies, built for a human to find to try to draw them into the Domain.

What is curious is that Drossel critfailed on her English roll, implying that there are a large number of actions that Drossel has taken that we have not been privy too.
 
All of the kings have a lot of actions we don't know about. We haven't really heard a thing from Kain, most we heard was from the Duke
 
All of the kings have a lot of actions we don't know about. We haven't really heard a thing from Kain, most we heard was from the Duke
I know that, it is just that the fact that she critfailed learning Languages some four turns ago and she managed to get this, which is actually a pretty smart way of trying to establish First Contact.
 
I know that, it is just that the fact that she critfailed learning Languages some four turns ago and she managed to get this, which is actually a pretty smart way of trying to establish First Contact.
Is it? The sequences appear to change and it's just numbers, I'm not really sure how smart first contact this is. You'd want to keep things simple for that.
 
Is it? The sequences appear to change and it's just numbers, I'm not really sure how smart first contact this is. You'd want to keep things simple for that.
The Fibonacci sequence and prime numbers proves sapience and for anyone who has ever even thought about how to establish First Contact with someone else, that's about it. Given the insanity of the Domain, this is quite impressive.

It's even more impressive if you've watched Fireball. :V
 
My guess is using the Fibonacci sequence was not Drossel's idea, we've seen one of her stats and it wasn't exactly good...
 
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