I did a few more
Stig intros like the
ones for DEI earlier, based on the various Kings:
David Xanatos – Some say… that, underneath the suave charismatic leader, there are plans all the way downn… and that the scene with the Drakon mob a several years ago was because he wanted to eliminate the competition to win the "most badass voice in New York" award… all we know is David Xanatos was voted CEO with the coolest name for five years running.
Shego – Some say that the combat ability of Team Go dropped by 98.5% when she left them… and that her proudest accomplishment with her powers is learning to cook three-minute microwave noodles in five seconds… all we know is she's called Shego.
Ed Dillinger – Some say… that they have no idea who this is… and that upon learning he actually runs ENCOM a great many rumours would be started as to how he's been active for years but has barely been mentioned by name at all… all we know is he apparently exists.
President Martinez – Some say… that he tells the best dad jokes… and that the reason his hair is so dark is because he uses a combination crude oil, the souls of salmon and L'Oréal… all we know is he's called Richard Martinez.
Shere Khan – Some say that he's always dressed to kill… and that the reason no one can see his tail is because it's invisible and wrapping around your neck every time you talk to him… all we know is he's called Shere Khan.
Judge Doom – Some say… that his resentment of toons was caused by one stealing the chance to ask out his childhood crush… and that the reason his glasses are tinted it to block out how much colour and joy can reach his eyes… all we know is his name is Doom… and even then, we don't know if that's his first or last name.
Flintheart Glomgold – Some say… that upon being declared the richest duck in the world, he celebrated by ordering the most expensive meal in town and then kicking up a fuss so he got it for free… and that he has the plans to make an army of shark super soldiers that could take over the world but refuses to do so because the cost is 1.6% higher than he would prefer… all we know is he's called Flintheart Glomgold.
Evelyn Deavour – Some say… that when she took over, Kronos Corp had several slow days due to the number of people experiencing a celebratory hangover… and that there might be a secret meaning to her name but no one has figured it out… all we know is she's Evil Endeavour.
Mayor Bellwether – Some say… that, for some reason, people feel guilty when trying to argue with her… and that she's taken an odd disliking for carrots in recent times…all we know is she's called Bellwether.
Mark Beaks – Some say… that he dedicates three hours every day to making sure he looks good for the cameras, even when he's having a chill day at home… and that initial Waddle adverts were actually the idea of an intern who received no payment for the idea… all we know is he's called Mark Beaks.
Negaduck – Some say… that he only became known as the greatest villainous toon after he stole secret evil potential of Millie Mouse… and that the reason he's building a new time is so he can suddenly turn around and use them for betrayal target practice… all we know is he's called Negaduck.
Gwen Grayson (Sky High) – Some say… that her school finally had to install safety rails after losing a debate with OSHA… and that she has a surprisingly large amount of experience with babysitting toddlers.… all we know is she's called Gwen Grayson.
