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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

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weredrago2 said:
Shego doesn't care. She really, really doesn't, and we've made it as clear as we could manage that she'll continue to not care as long as you aren't attempting to use Hego as some sort of ill-advised leverage to manipulate her. Which you thankfully haven't.
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So what I'm hearing is that we need to use Shego's brother as an ill-advised leverage to manipulate her into helping our employee Hego with his current personal problems. Of course first we'll need to use the cloninator to make a second one so that we can threaten one while she helps the other.

FOOLPROOF PLAN
 
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[X] Find the ringleader!

At the beginning, I said it was time to unleash the dogs of war. I meant that. And I am not backing down now
 
Made in Heaven said:
Kat struggled to come up with an excuse on the spot, but the Kommander cut him off with a growl. It was clear to the both of them that this conquest was an abysmal failure.

"…Miao miao maio maio maio maio?"

Kat rubbed his elbow, not quite looking his superior in the eye as he made his request for an evac. He had to get that much for his efforts at sabotaging this blasted rock, right?
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Poor Kat. Funny thing is, the failure of this option was mostly out of his hands; the Kommander just wanted to kick the blame for this random coincidental katastrophic failure to someone else and Kat was the most convenient target. Classic military management, really.
 
 
 
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The events of this crisis are definitely going to have a major effect on what our plans for next turn are; a Stewardship action regarding fixing the destruction is certain and I'd say some kind of Diplomacy is action would be pretty likely too and this is before we now what's going on with the rival reports.

Hopefully the Priorities Delivery interlude will have something to alleviate the mood considering Kitsune's 107 on spread chaos.
And with everything that happened in the crisis, I can at least guess at why Monogram's OWCA action is part of the same interlude as the Psychoanalyse Doof action; current theory is that with Kat being partially an OWCA based problem, there's enough to draw parallels with the LOVEUFFIN fiasco in Doof's mind . (still clueless about how Kitsune's action links up with that, though)

As for the other two interludes for our faction; the Copyright action being a bare success means we're probably only getting a lead for the SHV rather than anything we can use immediately, while Tobe failed in New York.

edit: considering the added costs for this, I'd also support going along with the previously suggested action of hiring Olivia to perform supervillainy as a way to cover at least a bit of the cost
 
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Lord Hater Standards of Conquest
  • Sidestory
    • My first omake for this quest. Don't know if this setting has Wander Over Yonder, but I tried regardless.


    Lord Hater Standards of Conquest

    Aboard the Skullship, Commander Peepers entered Hater's room, his theme following him and exclaiming his name.

    "Sir, I just got word of a great opportunity! The officers are waiting in the conference room so if you could some with me, we can discuss how to-"

    "Peepers, not now! Can't you see I'm busy making invitations for my super cool party about how great I am! There's nothing more important than that right now!"

    Lord Hater was surrounded by various handmade cards of various quality, most of them with a picture of himself standing over the invitee (another villain) in triumph.

    "But sir, it's important. Now that Wander's gone we've been riding a wave of success, conquering planets left and right, crushing foes. We've got to keep that wave going! Expand our influence! Grow our army!"

    "Blah, blag, blah. I can do that stuff whenever I want, Peepers. Sometimes it's nice to take a break and tell everyone how much better I am. Whose even worth conquering that you had to barge in to my room?"

    "The Kat Nebulans, sir."

    "Never heard of 'em."

    "Please sir, just listen. I've just received word that one of their fleets was destroyed by the GalFeds. Their worlds are vulnerable right now, ripe for the taking.

    "So what?"

    "They're one of our rivals. If we strike now and play this right, this could be a chance to eliminate them as competition."

    "Hurrm, maaaybeeee. What are they like?"

    "Um, well, sir, they look and act like... cats. Angry cats."

    "Ew, never miiiin-duh. Cats sound terrible for my Torture Megamix, Peepers. They would totally ruin it with their meowing. Mice or birds would be fine, but cats? Pass."

    Hater turned away and crossed his arms.

    "But siiiiiiiir! If we don't take advantage of this, someone else will. Someone like Emperor Awesome, or Dominator! Please reconsider." Peepers pleaded.

    Commander Peepers Diplomacy Check
    82+40+13+6=141
    Lord Hater Diplomacy Contest
    39+20+15 (boneheaded)-5=69 (nice)
    Commander Peepers success

    "Well if they want to waste their time going after a bunch of lame cats, that's fine by me. They'll just miss my super-mega-awesome party."

    Peepers was scratching his eyeball-head trying to think about what would get through to his boss when he was in one of his difficult moods. That's when he had an idea.

    "Aren't you the Greatest in the Universe, sir?"

    "Well duh. Tell me something I don't know, Peepers."

    "Well clearly the Kat Nebulans don't think so, because they never once tried to attack us."

    "Huh?"

    "They don't seem to take you seriously as the greatest galactic conqueror of all times. They think you're too scared to fight them, and that there's no way you could ever take their planets."

    "...They WHAAAAAAATTT?!" Hater screamed in fury, crackling with green electricity, burning several invitation cards at his sneakers.

    "Are you going to let them get away with it, sir?"

    "No way! Some on, Peepers. Lets so show those hairball spitters who's boss in this quadrant!" Hater yelled as he stormed out of the room.

    "Sir yes sir!" Commander Peepers jubilantly exclaimed as he followed.


    New Martial Action: Declaw the Kats.
     
  • Sidestory
    • Idea for Occult after Doof gets above 5 in the stat: Hereditary magic

    We have Ghengis Khan on staff along with a handful of his men. Shoving enough magic in them can get a good portion of the population some magical durability. (This is one of those ideas where we do it with David or he puts us in time out)
     
    I move we turn Kat into a butler like we did to Perry that one time.And be sure to check for messages on his skin this time.
     
    dcd said:
    I move we turn Kat into a butler like we did to Perry that one time.And be sure to check for messages on his skin this time.
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    No repeat inators and our other options aren't the best either.

    Gomez's attempts at controlling Divinos only last 10 minutes and Mesmerella wouldn't help much either as she has a limit to how far she's willing to go.
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    Villains who can take control of others are fairly notorious, and Mezmerella doesn't seem to have crossed any lines in the work she's done so far. Mostly it's been hypnosis for petty parts of the scheme rather than anything truly twisted.
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