"THE DAMN DUCK DID MORE THAN YOU!" Roddy bellowed, pointing at Hego accusingly. "He, at least, got a trainer. He looked at himself, realized his deficiencies, and asked Genghis goddamn Khan to teach him to fight! And after that he just kept going! He's picked up every single tip and trick he could to get better, and it's all to find some stupid cartoon! And what were you doing in the meantime? Bench pressing cars in the Doofenshmirtz Megamart parking lot? Going for leisurely, supervillain funded strolls down the cleanest streets in the city, taking cats across the street and helping old ladies down from trees and calling it heroism? Staring at a poster of someone you pretend you could be? Heroism is about putting your life on the line, it's about making the hard choices, it's fighting the good fight against impossible odds. That requires you to be mentally capable of recognizing the odds are impossible! Heroism is what makes supervillainy worth doing, and seeing you playing at it like a snot-nosed five year old is an absolute disgrace to the men you look up to.
